That my friend is what we call FUCKING AWESOME!! That is some grade-A super funny shit right there! And now that song is in my head (the one on my shoulders).
Must share with everyone. It will be interesting to see who also thinks it is awesome and who is scarred forever.
Have you seen the music video for Queens of the Stone Age’s “Everybody Knows That You’re Insane”?
The guy pretty much spends the entire video naked, and the crotch sensor is a yellow smiley face.
At one point the smiley face fills the entire screen as he apparently demonstrates the Meat Spin website.
Censoring can be creepier than the real thing, there you go…
That reminds me of another music video I saw once…everyone is naked and purposely moving around in such a way that the black “censor” bars form geometric patterns.
It is hilarious and awesome and I can’t remember the song or band name, dammit!
Ah well. I’m off to check out that Queens of the Stone Age video!
I guess this might be the determining factor to find out which of my friends have a similar sense of humor. I thought it was hysterical too. Disappointingly, I sent it out to my friends and most of them just thought it was gross (and now they must think I’m a strange bird).
*sad face*
My explanations and observations:
-We think with the other kind of “head” in our modern society.
-Oral sex is no longer a social-sexual stigma (compared to past generations).
-Premature ejaculation is awkward for all.
-These people had to basically ride a total stranger like a horse so it would later be edited to make it look like they had a human head for genitals.
-The new term for the vulva is now “the bearded lady”.
-Foreplay is just a game (ping pong)
I can’t watch streaming video at work, so I’m reading your explanation figuratively blind. Rather glad too, from the sound of it the actual video would have made it literal.
“The new term for the vulva is now “the bearded lady”
My mind is running wild.
I know if I opened this page on Firefox I could watch the video. Explorer won’t let me. From the comments so far, I’d like to send a big thank-you to Bill Gates. Even if he is the antichrist.
It is not offensive, and other than a healthy dose of WTF you will move on with your day.
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Mugsy Doodle
October 26, 2011 at 3:38 pm
@Rawf: I once swore that I would never Google a term in Regretsy that I didn’t already know. Then someone mentioned Tub Girl. Refused to Google it. A coworker (the Cleveland neighbor I mention in a post below), Googled it while I was talking about Regretsy one day. The look on his face was all I needed to know.
Yup, learned a long time ago when someone here says not to Google it, I listen up real good.
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rawrf
October 27, 2011 at 12:03 am
You make a good point, Mugsy, and I would never tell you to Google Tub Girl. EVER. No one should ever do that. (I know because I was dumb enough to do it.)
But this time, no one is telling you not to watch it!
+4
harlie127
October 26, 2011 at 2:12 pm
See, I saw the Ping Pong trick as more of that chick’s special talent versus a take on foreplay…
I’m sharing this with my mom’s ultra conservative and super religious cousin (my 2nd cousin?). I hate the woman and I’m going to just label this as ‘Funny Car Commercial From Germany I Thought You’d Like’. Bitch.
HAHAHAHAHA That’s fucking awesome. Any time you can get a religious nutjob to all you a fornicating sinner is a +1 in my book.
There’s no reason you can’t enjoy your uncluttered news feed AND masturbate. It’s like multitasking with orgasms.
Well, speaking of funny car commercials from (not sure it’s Germany, but it sure looks like it), you can add this one to your cousin’s email: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc
I just forwarded this to a bunch of my friends because I thought it was completely hysterical! I even sent it to some of my friends who are probably more religious than I realize. So now everyone is getting back to me saying it was really awful… like, what was I thinking?!?! I’m sure they all think I’m a complete weird-o now… damn you Regretsy.
Oh god. I need someone to come over to my house with a fuzzy blanket and a hot cocoa, because that made me feel like I was a violated corpse from a Law and Order: SVU teaser. Please, hold me. I feel soiled.
You are so going to get me fired. In a related note, I dreamed last night that I was trying to show someone an Excel spreadsheet on my work computer and instead a picture of a giant dildo appeared on the screen. I only had myself and Regretsy to blame.
I like yours better than mine. I dreamed last night that I started gaining weight really fast, and woke up weighing far over 300 lbs. When I actually did wake up I kept pinching my thighs in the hope that they were some horrible nightmare…
I’d rant about “omg why are you Regretsying on company time?!”, but then I’m unemployed and also will never be employed in a position where I can surf the net, due to my already owning the “Extreme Office Crafts” book.
I have a Halloween “Cat Bowling” game that is somehow magically an Excel document. It’s no dildo.
In case it magically shows up, I won’t repeat myself. But someone needs to figure out how I have a game in my Excel spreadsheet, so we can make more of them for procrastinating away company hours.
Your user name makes me think of that lame “making sandwiches” joke.
Which now produces this ridiculous picture of two heads using their mouths to assemble a sandwich, in my broken brain.
Slightly related: the band name made me think of my students. They’re ESL students and don’t quite understand why saying, “What the fuck?” is bad… so I’ve decided that “What the duck sound?” is okay. Also, they’re 9.
We could all try to describe it for you, Mugsy. “Well, there are these men whose pants….and they’re at work and see…well, then…there’s howling. So later they’re getting ready to go out and they’re scrubbing their heads, but their OTHER heads, see. And then they meet up with women, who also have other heads, and…”
No, sorry, there’s no way to explain it to you. But, yes, ping-pong is involved. And urinating becomes disturbing. And it’s kind of like David Lynch’s brother made a porno.
Amen, sister. I don’t need anymore disturbing images to recall at random moments for the rest of my life. I’m at work and was thinking I’d watch it later at home but, nuh-uh, you can’t make me. I will confess to only reading descriptions of the classic shock sites. I did see Goatse once by accident, though, and it cannot be unseen.
As revenge for mentioning Goatse to a coworker, who just HAD to look it up, he sent me a photo of Goatse cookies.
Still remember the look of horror on his face when he was talking about his hometown of Cleveland and I said, “Did you know there’s a fetish named after Cleveland? The Cleveland Steamer?”
Yeah, I usually ask my grown kids to explain this kind of term to me so I don’t risk Googling it. It’s cute that they think I’m cute and innocent. Although maybe I am, in some ways. On purpose, when it comes to them. I refuse to be their FB friend, for example. My mother did perfectly well not knowing what I got up to when I was their age, and I deserve that privilege, too.
This is why I am grateful Urban Dictionary exists. Explanations without pictures.
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Nicoxiv
December 7, 2011 at 10:11 am
Bahahaha. It reminds me of the time I was discussing politics with a friend, and they stated that they “always vote Lemon Party”. Of course, I immediately googled it, much to my dismay.
+1
vinnifera
October 26, 2011 at 1:24 pm
It’s UFOPORNO weird-awesome. Except with cool music and a plot.
I’m questioning my sanity, because I turned off UFOPORNO after about 40 seconds (mostly cause I thought it was kinda cute, but eh, not worth the time to watch) but I watched this in its entirety.
But perhaps that’s because I was utterly immobilised with the WTFness of it?
Well, if it makes you feel any better, my reaction to both was the same as yours. Of course a hell of a lot more work went into making this one than the UFO porno, which also raises the WTF level.
+1
charliechaplinpants
October 27, 2011 at 10:28 am
I think it’s that the what-the-fuckiness keeps ramping upward. You start off with “what the fuck?” and progress to “wait, what the fuck?” and end on a crescendo of “oh my fucking god what the fuck was that?”
It’s kind of brilliant.
In a sick, sick, sick way.
+5
KiaraSera
November 21, 2011 at 8:21 pm
UFOPORNO was always the same thing… it got repetitive. While THIS masterpiece ramped up in insanity. It was worth watching in entirety.
This is a thing?! I did not know that existed, and now I MUST go find it! Regretsy has led me to so many really, really terrible shows. Thanks, assholes.
My boyfriend learned a long time ago not to peek at my monitor. Especially when strange sounds and dancing men are coming from within. Luckily, he forgot this time. Wish i had a webcam to just capture that very look.
this song has been getting played a lot at parties and clubs lately, now whenever i hear it i’m going to be looking at everyone’s crotches and laughing.it’s brilliant in that it’s utterly unforgettable…
Even worse, this band has another song that gets pretty heavy rotation on a kids music station we listen to every morning on the way to school. So, this will be an on-going mind-screw for me.
I did it via private message to everyone I thought would appreciate it with a big NSFW warning. Now they can’t blame me if the boss walks in, particularly my brother, who works for the symphony.
exactly how I feel! i have one facebook friend whose sense of humor is as demented as mine, i’m sending it just to her, marked “Special Halloween Present, open at work”
This is art. Old KFC bags, shit glued to other shit, and randomly sewed rags are not art. All of it is disturbing in different ways, and I don’t really want any of it in my house, but the dividing line is now clear to me.
I watched this big bad wolf movie with horror and fascination… Kind of like that movie I watched last night where people explode if they get too stressed out: “Visioneers” watch it. Everyone gives each other the finger instead of waving.
I can’t stop laughing because I am trying to hide the computer screen while my daughter keeps running around me asking me to dance and yelling “Big Bad Wolf.” Oy.
nummymuffincocobutter
October 26, 2011 at 10:00 am
Really weird, but I also found this kind of inexplicably amazing. I’m thrilled that most everyone shown was not “standard” good looking but looked awesome and had fun sexytimes. At least, I’m assuming that’s what they were doing…the ping pong bit was kind of confusing.
I love that movie so much that when it was shown on TBS I convinced a friend and her sister to watch it. TBS edited out a lot, including most of the ping-pong scene. The women found the movie odd and confusing.
Every summer I hunt for a pair of flip-flop earrings and ever summer is a washout. Sigh.
Thanks, but dangling polymer clay sounds heavy. I went to your shop–I do like your bead sets and the smashing pumpkin buttons (the thread holes are perfectly positioned as eyes but if the buttons are glued to button holders, the holes would stay as “eyes”).
For the earrings, I had a thought that I should buy the smallest child-size I could find and attach them to hoooks. They’d be lightweight and able to stop conversation cold at the same time.
Agreed! I was expecting the women in the club to act all disdainful toward the guys (most media present male sexuality as either disgusting or hilarious…it’s a pet peeve of mine and it’s EVERYWHERE). Instead, the chicks were all “Well HOWDY sailor!” and sexytimes commenced.
Okay, arguably, the dudes’ sexuality WAS meant to be hilarious here – but for once, the women’s sexuality was, too! EVERYONE had weird, goofy-looking genitals…just like in real life.
I’m stumbling over the fact that someone, actually probably dozens of people, spent so much time to make a three minute video. And, how do you list that on a resume? Or, explain to your family? “Yeah, my latest project was playing a ‘dickhead’. You know, like a whole other head between some hairy guys legs.” Awkward…
I’m a little irritated by how they didn’t even bother conjoining the pubic hair with the hair on the head of the crotch-face. I feel like they didn’t try at all. I mean, they could have at least given them all afros and be done with it.
LOL! Too funny. I’m still too slack-jawed to think of funny stuff to say. Or could be the “hangover” from the double-dose of sleeping pills I took last night.
I have never friended anyone first, so they all just need to deal. I am not my daughter’s bosses’ friend, she just needs to make sure she does not comment, so yeah, I changed my mind and will be sharing it.
I at least warned my friends, but I pretty regularly post stuff like this and I’m sure that all the prudes/humorless have already tucked tail and run. Still, if my mom watches it, I’m going to have to endure her scolding.
I can’t think of anyone I could share this with. It was like a train wreck. Could. Not. Look. Away. AGH! He didn’t. Yes, he did. And she… Holy crap. It would be fun to sit around with some fat, jealous, loser friends, getting completely drunk and laughing hysterically at this. I need to find me some friends like that.
In the article they call them “crotchfaces” but wouldn’t it be more like “facecrotches?” Crotchfaces sounds like it would be opposite–genitals up top and down below.
“Standing Scrotal Hold” sounds (a) like a wrestling hold and (b) like something so incredibly painful that it makes me cringe and I have only girly parts.
I read the comment about sending it to a relative with “car commercial I thought you’d enjoy” and so fully expected some sort of punchline about cars. I AM SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY that there was no punchline.
Man, they really had to *commit* to make this. I love it.
My computer’s sound blew up during our Irene office flood, so I can’t hear a thing.
Visually…
…well, all I can say is I never want to have sex again. Ever.
The only thing that made me feel dirtier than I do after watching that is when I watched “Vulgar” Yea, Couldn’t see Ethan Suplee or Michael O’Halloran the same way after that.
Ha-ha, Rawf, I don’t care if the cool kids ARE watching it, because I’m going to have enough trouble erasing the term “crotch teeth” from my memory. Lalalalalalalalalala, can’t think of it, can’t remember it. Lalalalalalalalalala.
There, it’s all gone from my memory. What’s gone? I DON’T REMEMBER!
I suspect Mugsy won’t be able to forget the phrase “crotch teeth” for quite some time. Especially if we keep saying it. Crotch teeth crotch teeth C-R-O-T-C-H-T-E-E-T-H!!!
+4
suburbanwretch
October 26, 2011 at 7:39 pm
It was the shampooing that pushed me over the edge. Um, do wolves have fleas? Was that flea shampoo? *DRiNK*
+3
andlikeit
October 26, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Movie: Teeth
Subject Matter: Vagina dentata
It’s a comedy/horror movie. I have never seen it, but was tricked into Googling it. This is NOT NEARLY as horrifying as that. In fact, this is not horrifying at all- I think.
As a male, I feel this is probably the scariest movie ever made, and all I know about it is your description of ‘vagina dentata.’
If only it were ‘vagina and tatas.’
Can’t suffer alone…must share…not sure where or who with. Not FB, no, not with all the little old ladies there. Maybe on Google+, but I’d have to make a whole new circle.
The little old ladies must see this. They have to have some explanation to what’s become of this world. It’s this, in a nutshell…or a head case. They’re really interchangable in this scenario.
I am not sure if I should send this to my boyfriend or not- we just started dating and it might scare him. But, in school when we have to write a report on a song, I was going to do the Camel toe one but now I’m doing this!
ps. for all sorts of reasons i’ve watched this several times. it’s left me w/ only one question, however:
is it pasadena? specifically: colorado boulevard?
I just showed my husband this. The look on his face was priceless…
and the first thing he said was,
“You HAVE to share this on your Facebook page.
Your mother has to see this.”
This made me think ‘WTF?’ harder than pretty much anything else ever has, and I’ve read the entire Regretsy site.
Also, that premature ejaculation/vomit was hilarious.
I always like to finish sexy time with strangers by smoking with both my mouth and penis. And if my lady friend doesn’t shove a lit cigarette into her vagina, well then she’s no friend of mine.
Side effect of that video – I was just standing in line at the hardware store and got the complete giggles at a young man who’s luscious locks and face was a dead ringer for one of the genital heads. I almost started howling at him.
October 26, 2011 at 9:34 am
What.
October 26, 2011 at 10:02 am
mouth agape
October 26, 2011 at 11:27 am
That my friend is what we call FUCKING AWESOME!! That is some grade-A super funny shit right there! And now that song is in my head (the one on my shoulders).
Must share with everyone. It will be interesting to see who also thinks it is awesome and who is scarred forever.
October 26, 2011 at 12:23 pm
I’m leaning towards scarred, though it was creative. Kind of like, censored uncensoring.
October 26, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Have you seen the music video for Queens of the Stone Age’s “Everybody Knows That You’re Insane”?
The guy pretty much spends the entire video naked, and the crotch sensor is a yellow smiley face.
At one point the smiley face fills the entire screen as he apparently demonstrates the Meat Spin website.
Censoring can be creepier than the real thing, there you go…
October 27, 2011 at 1:30 am
That reminds me of another music video I saw once…everyone is naked and purposely moving around in such a way that the black “censor” bars form geometric patterns.
It is hilarious and awesome and I can’t remember the song or band name, dammit!
Ah well. I’m off to check out that Queens of the Stone Age video!
October 27, 2011 at 1:34 am
Update: managed to find it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RKv7s3gkuQ
October 26, 2011 at 6:17 pm
I think that’s my sampler right there, “Censoring can be creepier than the real thing.” Thanks, Butts!
October 26, 2011 at 7:48 pm
I guess this might be the determining factor to find out which of my friends have a similar sense of humor. I thought it was hysterical too. Disappointingly, I sent it out to my friends and most of them just thought it was gross (and now they must think I’m a strange bird).
*sad face*
October 27, 2011 at 8:47 am
Don’t feel bad, I sent it to my ex-sister-in-law and she was horrified. Made my day.
November 21, 2011 at 8:00 pm
I sent it to a customer of mine… only one of them, though. I found I couldn’t think of anyone else (customer nor friend) who might appreciate it.
October 26, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Um … I can’t decide how to process that.
October 26, 2011 at 7:48 pm
The Hell.
October 27, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Alright, Joy Nash is rocking a beard there. Go on, Joy.
October 26, 2011 at 9:34 am
I’m sure there some sort of Postmodern critical explanation for this, but I really just can’t bring myself to look for it.
October 26, 2011 at 9:44 am
Under our clothes, we’re all a bunch of greasy, hairy dudes..
October 26, 2011 at 9:57 am
My explanations and observations:
-We think with the other kind of “head” in our modern society.
-Oral sex is no longer a social-sexual stigma (compared to past generations).
-Premature ejaculation is awkward for all.
-These people had to basically ride a total stranger like a horse so it would later be edited to make it look like they had a human head for genitals.
-The new term for the vulva is now “the bearded lady”.
-Foreplay is just a game (ping pong)
October 26, 2011 at 10:03 am
you’re a smarty pants
October 26, 2011 at 10:25 am
I can’t watch streaming video at work, so I’m reading your explanation figuratively blind. Rather glad too, from the sound of it the actual video would have made it literal.
“The new term for the vulva is now “the bearded lady”
My mind is running wild.
October 26, 2011 at 11:23 am
I know if I opened this page on Firefox I could watch the video. Explorer won’t let me. From the comments so far, I’d like to send a big thank-you to Bill Gates. Even if he is the antichrist.
October 26, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Mugsy, it’s actually not terrible. It’s no Tub Girl. It’s just… um… I don’t even know what to say. Let’s just stick with “weird” for now.
October 26, 2011 at 1:23 pm
It is not offensive, and other than a healthy dose of WTF you will move on with your day.
October 26, 2011 at 3:38 pm
@Rawf: I once swore that I would never Google a term in Regretsy that I didn’t already know. Then someone mentioned Tub Girl. Refused to Google it. A coworker (the Cleveland neighbor I mention in a post below), Googled it while I was talking about Regretsy one day. The look on his face was all I needed to know.
Yup, learned a long time ago when someone here says not to Google it, I listen up real good.
October 27, 2011 at 12:03 am
You make a good point, Mugsy, and I would never tell you to Google Tub Girl. EVER. No one should ever do that. (I know because I was dumb enough to do it.)
But this time, no one is telling you not to watch it!
October 26, 2011 at 2:12 pm
See, I saw the Ping Pong trick as more of that chick’s special talent versus a take on foreplay…
October 26, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Same here.
October 26, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Hey now, how do you know they were complete strangers and not very, very CLOSE friends?
October 27, 2011 at 6:54 am
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October 26, 2011 at 9:35 am
Grandma is now going to hide somewhere.
October 26, 2011 at 9:37 am
Oh no, NANA!
October 26, 2011 at 6:20 pm
The next post will make it okay again. Probably.
October 26, 2011 at 9:59 am
Not under the bed.
October 26, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Can I hide with you, Nana? It kind’ve scares me.
October 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm
Grandma, do you need your “medicine”?
This made me drink it all, so you’ll have to wait for me to get back from “Walgreens”.
October 26, 2011 at 9:36 am
I’m sharing this with my mom’s ultra conservative and super religious cousin (my 2nd cousin?). I hate the woman and I’m going to just label this as ‘Funny Car Commercial From Germany I Thought You’d Like’. Bitch.
That video is amazing, by the way.
October 26, 2011 at 10:03 am
you are my new god
October 26, 2011 at 11:04 am
She called me a ‘fornicating sinner’ and blocked me. I’m going to go take some vicodin and masturbate. Have a good day, everyone!
(Okay, not masturbate, but definitely enjoy my FB news feed without this crazy woman’s bullshit spewed all over the place)
October 26, 2011 at 11:25 am
Before or after you posted the video cuz… that’ll do it;)
October 27, 2011 at 12:05 am
HAHAHAHAHA That’s fucking awesome. Any time you can get a religious nutjob to all you a fornicating sinner is a +1 in my book.
There’s no reason you can’t enjoy your uncluttered news feed AND masturbate. It’s like multitasking with orgasms.
October 27, 2011 at 12:06 am
I love you forever for that.
October 27, 2011 at 10:12 am
Did you ever know that you’re my hero?
October 28, 2011 at 8:09 pm
I wish I could buy you a whole bunch of drinks! XOXOXO
October 26, 2011 at 11:04 am
October 26, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Who has two thumbs and loves everything about this?
October 26, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Well, speaking of funny car commercials from (not sure it’s Germany, but it sure looks like it), you can add this one to your cousin’s email:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc
October 26, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Dutch. They’re awesome like that.
October 26, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Thanks – you took care of posting that so I didn’t have to.
October 26, 2011 at 7:42 pm
I just forwarded this to a bunch of my friends because I thought it was completely hysterical! I even sent it to some of my friends who are probably more religious than I realize. So now everyone is getting back to me saying it was really awful… like, what was I thinking?!?! I’m sure they all think I’m a complete weird-o now… damn you Regretsy.
October 26, 2011 at 9:36 am
Dickheads.
October 26, 2011 at 9:38 am
Or rather headdicks?
October 26, 2011 at 9:36 am
Oh god. I need someone to come over to my house with a fuzzy blanket and a hot cocoa, because that made me feel like I was a violated corpse from a Law and Order: SVU teaser. Please, hold me. I feel soiled.
October 26, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Some people like feeling soiled. :\
October 26, 2011 at 9:36 am
That is definitely one of the weirdest things I’ve seen… And strangely erotic.
Time to book myself in for therapy I think.
October 26, 2011 at 9:45 am
You are a sick, sick person.
October 26, 2011 at 9:56 am
Much to my husband’s delight I assure you ;o)
October 26, 2011 at 9:37 am
I thought it was called the LITTLE head!
October 26, 2011 at 6:23 pm
That was certainly not what I expected when I saw those men’s pants with the large protuberences in front.
October 27, 2011 at 8:04 am
…giant bush???
October 26, 2011 at 9:37 am
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October 26, 2011 at 12:30 pm
But you aren’t going to let that stop you commenting, are you?
October 26, 2011 at 9:38 am
You are so going to get me fired. In a related note, I dreamed last night that I was trying to show someone an Excel spreadsheet on my work computer and instead a picture of a giant dildo appeared on the screen. I only had myself and Regretsy to blame.
October 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm
I like yours better than mine. I dreamed last night that I started gaining weight really fast, and woke up weighing far over 300 lbs. When I actually did wake up I kept pinching my thighs in the hope that they were some horrible nightmare…
October 26, 2011 at 2:34 pm
I’d rant about “omg why are you Regretsying on company time?!”, but then I’m unemployed and also will never be employed in a position where I can surf the net, due to my already owning the “Extreme Office Crafts” book.
I have a Halloween “Cat Bowling” game that is somehow magically an Excel document. It’s no dildo.
October 26, 2011 at 2:37 pm
What the eff happened to my reply here?
In case it magically shows up, I won’t repeat myself. But someone needs to figure out how I have a game in my Excel spreadsheet, so we can make more of them for procrastinating away company hours.
October 27, 2011 at 12:09 am
It’s been done.
October 26, 2011 at 9:39 am
I… I’m not sure what just happened. Giving head will never be the same again.
October 26, 2011 at 2:39 pm
Your user name makes me think of that lame “making sandwiches” joke.
Which now produces this ridiculous picture of two heads using their mouths to assemble a sandwich, in my broken brain.
October 26, 2011 at 9:39 am
What the….?
October 26, 2011 at 9:40 am
I wanted this to be a condom commercial. I guess I should save it for when my little one asks me how babies are made.
“…and then the daddy head throws up inside of the mommy head…..no, no, that’s after they play ping pong..”
October 26, 2011 at 9:43 am
Slightly related: the band name made me think of my students. They’re ESL students and don’t quite understand why saying, “What the fuck?” is bad… so I’ve decided that “What the duck sound?” is okay. Also, they’re 9.
October 26, 2011 at 10:27 am
And THAT, my friends, is one of the very few ways teaching abstinence would ever work.
October 26, 2011 at 9:41 am
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October 26, 2011 at 9:41 am
THE PISSING…. HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
October 26, 2011 at 10:05 am
that was my favorite part
October 26, 2011 at 11:28 am
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October 26, 2011 at 12:45 pm
We could all try to describe it for you, Mugsy. “Well, there are these men whose pants….and they’re at work and see…well, then…there’s howling. So later they’re getting ready to go out and they’re scrubbing their heads, but their OTHER heads, see. And then they meet up with women, who also have other heads, and…”
No, sorry, there’s no way to explain it to you. But, yes, ping-pong is involved. And urinating becomes disturbing. And it’s kind of like David Lynch’s brother made a porno.
October 26, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Do it, Mugsy. All the cool kids are watching it.
October 26, 2011 at 1:10 pm
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October 26, 2011 at 1:24 pm
As revenge for mentioning Goatse to a coworker, who just HAD to look it up, he sent me a photo of Goatse cookies.
Still remember the look of horror on his face when he was talking about his hometown of Cleveland and I said, “Did you know there’s a fetish named after Cleveland? The Cleveland Steamer?”
I’m surprised he still talks to me.
October 26, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Yeah, I usually ask my grown kids to explain this kind of term to me so I don’t risk Googling it. It’s cute that they think I’m cute and innocent. Although maybe I am, in some ways. On purpose, when it comes to them. I refuse to be their FB friend, for example. My mother did perfectly well not knowing what I got up to when I was their age, and I deserve that privilege, too.
October 26, 2011 at 2:05 pm
This is why I am grateful Urban Dictionary exists. Explanations without pictures.
December 7, 2011 at 10:11 am
Bahahaha. It reminds me of the time I was discussing politics with a friend, and they stated that they “always vote Lemon Party”. Of course, I immediately googled it, much to my dismay.
October 26, 2011 at 1:24 pm
It’s UFOPORNO weird-awesome. Except with cool music and a plot.
October 26, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Exactly. Except with unnecessary back hair.
October 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm
I’m questioning my sanity, because I turned off UFOPORNO after about 40 seconds (mostly cause I thought it was kinda cute, but eh, not worth the time to watch) but I watched this in its entirety.
But perhaps that’s because I was utterly immobilised with the WTFness of it?
October 26, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Well, if it makes you feel any better, my reaction to both was the same as yours. Of course a hell of a lot more work went into making this one than the UFO porno, which also raises the WTF level.
October 27, 2011 at 10:28 am
I think it’s that the what-the-fuckiness keeps ramping upward. You start off with “what the fuck?” and progress to “wait, what the fuck?” and end on a crescendo of “oh my fucking god what the fuck was that?”
It’s kind of brilliant.
In a sick, sick, sick way.
November 21, 2011 at 8:21 pm
UFOPORNO was always the same thing… it got repetitive. While THIS masterpiece ramped up in insanity. It was worth watching in entirety.
October 26, 2011 at 9:43 am
This reminds me of the old joke, whose punchline is “look fucker, don’t change the story, you’re supposed to eat me.”
October 26, 2011 at 1:36 pm
I don’t know it!
October 26, 2011 at 9:44 am
The only appropriate response is to quote lyrics from Jerry Springer: The Opera:
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fucking fucking fuck?
October 26, 2011 at 10:59 am
This is a thing?! I did not know that existed, and now I MUST go find it! Regretsy has led me to so many really, really terrible shows. Thanks, assholes.
October 26, 2011 at 11:07 am
oh yes, there is a Jerry Springer opera. There is also an Anna Nicole opera
October 26, 2011 at 11:31 am
Fighting against my nature to make “it ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings” joke…fighting…fighting…losing…lost.
October 26, 2011 at 9:45 am
The look on my husband’s face as he peeked cautiously at my monitor was priceless.
October 26, 2011 at 1:11 pm
My boyfriend learned a long time ago not to peek at my monitor. Especially when strange sounds and dancing men are coming from within. Luckily, he forgot this time. Wish i had a webcam to just capture that very look.
October 26, 2011 at 9:45 am
Thanks April, it already feels like the weekend now! <3
October 26, 2011 at 9:45 am
October 26, 2011 at 11:52 am
That was my EXACT look.
October 26, 2011 at 9:46 am
This kind of strange and surprising wonderfulness makes life worth living.
October 26, 2011 at 9:49 am
I’m taking a course about human sexuality and this is still all kinds of confusing. It’s hypnotic. I just couldn’t look away…
This better not be on the final.
October 26, 2011 at 9:50 am
this song has been getting played a lot at parties and clubs lately, now whenever i hear it i’m going to be looking at everyone’s crotches and laughing.it’s brilliant in that it’s utterly unforgettable…
October 26, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Even worse, this band has another song that gets pretty heavy rotation on a kids music station we listen to every morning on the way to school. So, this will be an on-going mind-screw for me.
October 26, 2011 at 9:50 am
Somehow, I don’t think I’ll be using this video to explain to my young children how babies are put into mommies.
October 26, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Of course not… he pulls out.. That only works like 50% of the time
October 26, 2011 at 9:52 am
Thanks, that song is stuck in my head now!
October 26, 2011 at 9:53 am
Everything is ruined.
October 26, 2011 at 9:54 am
I don’t know if it’s good or bad but now I have that song stuck in my head.
October 26, 2011 at 9:54 am
Holy shit, HK… I laughed so hard that I came and cried. I had wondered why this video reminded me of my ex.
October 26, 2011 at 9:54 am
I don’t even know what is happening.
October 26, 2011 at 9:54 am
I feel the need to share this video, but I am terrified of sharing this video, because of what it would say about my need to share this video.
October 26, 2011 at 10:30 am
Exactly. I want to post this on my fuckery-loving son’s facebook page but the crazies will think I’m insane (or something like that).
October 26, 2011 at 11:02 am
I did it via private message to everyone I thought would appreciate it with a big NSFW warning. Now they can’t blame me if the boss walks in, particularly my brother, who works for the symphony.
October 26, 2011 at 10:32 am
GOD, I was JUST going through the same dilemma.
October 26, 2011 at 10:41 am
I shared it with a disclaimer that should induce nearly everyone to watch it. [insert evil cackle here]
October 26, 2011 at 11:22 am
Oh my god, I know, right? I feel like I can’t show it anyone under the age of 30 without feeling like a crazy coyote perv.
October 26, 2011 at 9:37 pm
exactly how I feel! i have one facebook friend whose sense of humor is as demented as mine, i’m sending it just to her, marked “Special Halloween Present, open at work”
October 26, 2011 at 9:56 am
This is art. Old KFC bags, shit glued to other shit, and randomly sewed rags are not art. All of it is disturbing in different ways, and I don’t really want any of it in my house, but the dividing line is now clear to me.
October 26, 2011 at 9:57 am
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October 26, 2011 at 9:58 am
If I weren’t married already, I’d probably feel compelled to trim my nether-head’s bangs after watching that video.
October 26, 2011 at 9:59 am
I think of Dror.
October 26, 2011 at 11:52 am
One of those penis-heads totally reminded me of Dror, too!
October 26, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Back hair man made me think of Dror.
October 26, 2011 at 10:00 am
What the fucking fuck was that?! And why can’t I stop giggling like a 14yo boy?
October 26, 2011 at 10:24 am
I can’t stop laughing because I am trying to hide the computer screen while my daughter keeps running around me asking me to dance and yelling “Big Bad Wolf.” Oy.
October 26, 2011 at 10:33 am
Seriously. It was odd and horrifying and I could not take my eyes off it if my life depended on it.
October 26, 2011 at 10:00 am
Really weird, but I also found this kind of inexplicably amazing. I’m thrilled that most everyone shown was not “standard” good looking but looked awesome and had fun sexytimes. At least, I’m assuming that’s what they were doing…the ping pong bit was kind of confusing.
October 26, 2011 at 11:14 am
ever see Priscilla Queen of the Desert?
If not, then watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDu9gbuKpKc
it will all make sense.
October 26, 2011 at 11:33 am
THe ping pong ball was my favorite part.
October 26, 2011 at 11:34 am
I love that movie so much that when it was shown on TBS I convinced a friend and her sister to watch it. TBS edited out a lot, including most of the ping-pong scene. The women found the movie odd and confusing.
Every summer I hunt for a pair of flip-flop earrings and ever summer is a washout. Sigh.
October 26, 2011 at 11:50 am
I make those out of polymer clay. Send me a message with color preferences and you will have your flip-flop earrings.
October 26, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Thanks, but dangling polymer clay sounds heavy. I went to your shop–I do like your bead sets and the smashing pumpkin buttons (the thread holes are perfectly positioned as eyes but if the buttons are glued to button holders, the holes would stay as “eyes”).
For the earrings, I had a thought that I should buy the smallest child-size I could find and attach them to hoooks. They’d be lightweight and able to stop conversation cold at the same time.
October 26, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Agreed! I was expecting the women in the club to act all disdainful toward the guys (most media present male sexuality as either disgusting or hilarious…it’s a pet peeve of mine and it’s EVERYWHERE). Instead, the chicks were all “Well HOWDY sailor!” and sexytimes commenced.
Okay, arguably, the dudes’ sexuality WAS meant to be hilarious here – but for once, the women’s sexuality was, too! EVERYONE had weird, goofy-looking genitals…just like in real life.
October 26, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Yeah. I thought that it was pretty cool that the bigger girl was all in on the action. Flashin’ her bearded lady and whatnot.
October 26, 2011 at 8:16 pm
The bigger girl…..I’d hit that like a red headed step child.
October 26, 2011 at 10:00 am
So I’m guessing this video was NOT sponsored by Gillette.
October 26, 2011 at 10:04 am
I’m stumbling over the fact that someone, actually probably dozens of people, spent so much time to make a three minute video. And, how do you list that on a resume? Or, explain to your family? “Yeah, my latest project was playing a ‘dickhead’. You know, like a whole other head between some hairy guys legs.” Awkward…
Something inside of me just died a little.
October 26, 2011 at 11:13 am
Or maybe worse, explain how you were a hairy vageeeen….oh gosh.
October 30, 2011 at 3:22 am
I know what of the girls in the video, and she hasn’t been too shy about spreading the word about her appearance in the video.
October 26, 2011 at 10:09 am
I’m a little irritated by how they didn’t even bother conjoining the pubic hair with the hair on the head of the crotch-face. I feel like they didn’t try at all. I mean, they could have at least given them all afros and be done with it.
Geez. Do they have to be told everything?
October 26, 2011 at 11:55 am
LOL! Too funny. I’m still too slack-jawed to think of funny stuff to say. Or could be the “hangover” from the double-dose of sleeping pills I took last night.
October 26, 2011 at 10:09 am
Hyfuckingsterical, I would share this on facebook, but I don’t think many people including my daughter’s new boss would appreciate it!
October 26, 2011 at 10:31 am
I bit the bullet and FB shared it… I am terrified of the feedback/unfriending I’m going to get.
October 26, 2011 at 11:56 am
I think it will be a good way to weed out the prudes & the humorless.
October 26, 2011 at 1:15 pm
That would be my entire friend list. No joke.
October 26, 2011 at 2:10 pm
I have never friended anyone first, so they all just need to deal. I am not my daughter’s bosses’ friend, she just needs to make sure she does not comment, so yeah, I changed my mind and will be sharing it.
October 26, 2011 at 1:33 pm
I at least warned my friends, but I pretty regularly post stuff like this and I’m sure that all the prudes/humorless have already tucked tail and run. Still, if my mom watches it, I’m going to have to endure her scolding.
October 26, 2011 at 7:31 pm
I can’t think of anyone I could share this with. It was like a train wreck. Could. Not. Look. Away. AGH! He didn’t. Yes, he did. And she… Holy crap. It would be fun to sit around with some fat, jealous, loser friends, getting completely drunk and laughing hysterically at this. I need to find me some friends like that.
October 26, 2011 at 10:10 am
This just made my whole day better. I need to get this in mp3.
Also, an article from Rolling Stone about it:
http://www.rollingstone.com/videos/new-and-hot/duck-sauce-big-bad-wolf-20111024?link=pv2
October 26, 2011 at 3:14 pm
In the article they call them “crotchfaces” but wouldn’t it be more like “facecrotches?” Crotchfaces sounds like it would be opposite–genitals up top and down below.
October 26, 2011 at 10:10 am
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October 26, 2011 at 11:48 am
Um, he sort of had a persian-like dude in a standing scrotal hold.
October 26, 2011 at 1:27 pm
“Standing Scrotal Hold” sounds (a) like a wrestling hold and (b) like something so incredibly painful that it makes me cringe and I have only girly parts.
October 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm
You’re in luck, it can be both. I’d love to see Hulk Hogan apply the Standing Scrotal Hold to King Kong Bundy. Just once.
October 26, 2011 at 7:46 pm
I think we just found our next Alchemy request.
October 26, 2011 at 10:17 am
BRB. I have to cleanse my brain by watching the “I’m Sexy and I Know It” video.
October 26, 2011 at 10:43 am
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle!
October 26, 2011 at 10:21 am
And the pants will be available on Etsy in just a few minutes, I’m sure!
October 26, 2011 at 10:25 am
I read the comment about sending it to a relative with “car commercial I thought you’d enjoy” and so fully expected some sort of punchline about cars. I AM SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY that there was no punchline.
Man, they really had to *commit* to make this. I love it.
October 26, 2011 at 10:26 am
Can you imagine the tragicrafting if one of them were found SVU-style behind a dumpster?
October 26, 2011 at 10:46 am
Getting us all fired is not exactly the best way to be a “Job Creator”.
October 26, 2011 at 10:50 am
I think I just lost my childhood innocence.
October 26, 2011 at 11:05 am
Only just?
October 26, 2011 at 11:08 am
My computer’s sound blew up during our Irene office flood, so I can’t hear a thing.
Visually…
…well, all I can say is I never want to have sex again. Ever.
October 26, 2011 at 12:49 pm
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October 26, 2011 at 11:11 am
Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker, HKpril. You never cease to bring the fuckery.
Is 11am to early to start drinking?
October 26, 2011 at 6:01 pm
never
October 26, 2011 at 11:11 am
The only thing that made me feel dirtier than I do after watching that is when I watched “Vulgar” Yea, Couldn’t see Ethan Suplee or Michael O’Halloran the same way after that.
October 26, 2011 at 11:12 am
Jesus Christ on a crispy wonton….I may never sleep again.
October 26, 2011 at 11:25 am
edit: @buffy–I didn’t read yours until after I posted….I’m lame.
October 26, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Actually, I think I’d like my Jesus Christ on a crispy wonton. Much more original than a fucking cracker
October 26, 2011 at 11:18 am
So what’s the word for simultaneously laughing and cringing? Linging? Craughing?
October 26, 2011 at 11:24 am
Craughing sounds like crapping while laughing. Cringe-laugh? Crinlaugh…?
October 26, 2011 at 11:39 am
Well. Maybe there WAS crapping involved. Hypothetically, of course.
October 26, 2011 at 11:21 am
Their pubes are ENORMOUS.
October 26, 2011 at 11:23 am
Is it weird that the chick in the leopard bra totally turned me on… because she looks like me? (and that I am wearing a similar bra….)
October 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Yes, but we like that about you.
October 26, 2011 at 11:24 am
:::is rocking in a corner of the room sucking my thumb and whimpering::: What did I just see?
October 26, 2011 at 11:26 am
Is that Joy Nash? Because I swear it is. Either that or another girl who looks exactly like her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUTJQIBI1oA
October 26, 2011 at 11:41 am
And I could ask pointless rhetorical questions OR I could Google it. And it is. Success!
October 26, 2011 at 2:41 pm
I watched this yesterday and was excited when I saw Joy Nash! Happy to see someone else recognised her.
October 26, 2011 at 4:02 pm
loved video.
loved guys in video.
loved heads in video.
loved joy nash in video.
October 26, 2011 at 11:27 am
October 26, 2011 at 11:34 am
And now Patty has a new ringtone for her mobile.
And she’s talking about herself in the third person again.
That’s how fucking awesome that was… fucking awesome.
October 26, 2011 at 11:47 am
This reminds me of a dream I had after way too much Vodka and a marathon of Teen Wolf/Teen Wolf 2.
October 26, 2011 at 11:54 am
The better to eat you with, my dear.
October 26, 2011 at 12:07 pm
My eyebrows have become lodged in my hairline. What. The. Everloving. Fuck?!?!?!?
Also, my husband has been playing that song for weeks now. I wonder if he’s seen this… heheh.. MUAHAHAHAHA! *forward*
October 27, 2011 at 9:49 am
Verdict: He LOVED it.
October 26, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Thanks, Regretsy. My IQ just dropped 10 points, and my pants are on fire.
October 26, 2011 at 12:14 pm
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October 26, 2011 at 1:13 pm
You spelled ‘best’ wrong.
October 26, 2011 at 12:14 pm
The most disturbing part of the video, for me, is when the guy brushes his teeth and then uses THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH on his crotch-teeth. EEEEEEW.
October 26, 2011 at 12:53 pm
I think this may be the best comment for those who haven’t seen the video yet. That’s right, people, he brushes his crotch teeth.
October 26, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Ha-ha, Rawf, I don’t care if the cool kids ARE watching it, because I’m going to have enough trouble erasing the term “crotch teeth” from my memory. Lalalalalalalalalala, can’t think of it, can’t remember it. Lalalalalalalalalala.
There, it’s all gone from my memory. What’s gone? I DON’T REMEMBER!
October 26, 2011 at 2:39 pm
You know you want to see what CROTCH TEETH could look like. You’re just waiting until you’re a wee bit drunker.
October 26, 2011 at 6:42 pm
I suspect Mugsy won’t be able to forget the phrase “crotch teeth” for quite some time. Especially if we keep saying it. Crotch teeth crotch teeth C-R-O-T-C-H-T-E-E-T-H!!!
October 26, 2011 at 7:39 pm
It was the shampooing that pushed me over the edge. Um, do wolves have fleas? Was that flea shampoo? *DRiNK*
October 26, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Movie: Teeth
Subject Matter: Vagina dentata
It’s a comedy/horror movie. I have never seen it, but was tricked into Googling it. This is NOT NEARLY as horrifying as that. In fact, this is not horrifying at all- I think.
October 27, 2011 at 12:08 am
As a male, I feel this is probably the scariest movie ever made, and all I know about it is your description of ‘vagina dentata.’
If only it were ‘vagina and tatas.’
October 26, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Well when you say it OUT OF CONTEXT it just sounds silly.
October 26, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Now I’m going to be giggling randomly every time I remember “crotch teeth.”
October 26, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Barbecue flavored marshmallows in mint strawberry sauce.
That’s about how much sense that video made. I can’t decide whether I’m more amused or disturbed…
October 26, 2011 at 12:22 pm
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October 26, 2011 at 3:15 pm
Doooooooo it
October 26, 2011 at 12:32 pm
Two heads are not better than one.
October 26, 2011 at 12:35 pm
I’m so full of what the fuck right now, I have no idea where to go from here…
October 26, 2011 at 12:59 pm
Can’t suffer alone…must share…not sure where or who with. Not FB, no, not with all the little old ladies there. Maybe on Google+, but I’d have to make a whole new circle.
A fuckery circle.
October 26, 2011 at 1:30 pm
The little old ladies must see this. They have to have some explanation to what’s become of this world. It’s this, in a nutshell…or a head case. They’re really interchangable in this scenario.
October 27, 2011 at 12:08 am
… you mean to say you don’t HAVE a fuckery circle?
October 26, 2011 at 1:55 pm
wtf did i just watch…
October 26, 2011 at 2:08 pm
OMG, Joy Nash is Awesomesauce!
October 26, 2011 at 2:24 pm
These dudes must be rock gods in Finland. Somehow I think it all makes sense there after UFOPORNO.
October 26, 2011 at 2:59 pm
what the fuck did i just watch.
October 26, 2011 at 4:15 pm
That was some Grade A Bat Shit WTFery. I’ll be confused and smirking for days.
October 26, 2011 at 4:43 pm
It’s really great if you mute the sound and play yakety sax instead.
October 26, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Is it just me, or does the one guy look like Rick from The Walking Dead?
October 26, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Truly this is “wtf” of the highest caliber.
October 26, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Agreed. It’s actually very well made.
October 26, 2011 at 6:03 pm
I am not sure if I should send this to my boyfriend or not- we just started dating and it might scare him. But, in school when we have to write a report on a song, I was going to do the Camel toe one but now I’m doing this!
October 26, 2011 at 7:05 pm
What the … different take on Bumping uglies …
October 26, 2011 at 7:06 pm
The WTFuckability factor on this one is off the charts
October 26, 2011 at 7:12 pm
ps. for all sorts of reasons i’ve watched this several times. it’s left me w/ only one question, however:
is it pasadena? specifically: colorado boulevard?
October 26, 2011 at 7:33 pm
I just showed my husband this. The look on his face was priceless…
and the first thing he said was,
“You HAVE to share this on your Facebook page.
Your mother has to see this.”
…so of course I did….
October 26, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Yes. That’s a reasonable response. Why WOULDN’T you share this with your mother immediately?
October 27, 2011 at 10:42 am
if my mother was alive i know i would.
my mother wouldve loved this.
October 27, 2011 at 11:18 am
My husband was aghast the other day when my sister and I tried to explain what a “MILF” was…
October 27, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Rawrf: Exactly!! I’m a mom who shared this with her daughter. Wish I could see her face when she watches it.
October 26, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Who else thinks that this video before the heads were put on would have been just as entertaining?
October 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm
i’ve laughed so long and hard i have an unstoppable case of the hiccups! oh goddess i needed a laugh so damn bad. thank you, Helen!
now i’m left giggling with this thought: ahhhhhh, vagina dentata!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/ i watch WAY too many indie horror movies.
October 26, 2011 at 9:57 pm
omg, wait … the musicians are the crotch-heads??!!
Level 4 WTFawesomesauce!
October 27, 2011 at 12:10 am
This made me think ‘WTF?’ harder than pretty much anything else ever has, and I’ve read the entire Regretsy site.
Also, that premature ejaculation/vomit was hilarious.
October 27, 2011 at 3:12 am
I always like to finish sexy time with strangers by smoking with both my mouth and penis. And if my lady friend doesn’t shove a lit cigarette into her vagina, well then she’s no friend of mine.
…
I’m off to recite the lyrics to Safety Dance.
October 27, 2011 at 4:35 am
Side effect of that video – I was just standing in line at the hardware store and got the complete giggles at a young man who’s luscious locks and face was a dead ringer for one of the genital heads. I almost started howling at him.
October 27, 2011 at 5:02 am
I watched this, was very baffled, laughed a bit, and forgot about it.
Till I went to sleep.
October 27, 2011 at 5:51 am
Ok, first when I saw the title, I thought I’d write, “Yeah, I got a Big Bad Wolf” for y’all…but now? Not so much. That was fucking awesome!
October 27, 2011 at 8:22 am
And a fetish is born…
October 27, 2011 at 9:17 am
What the hell was that? Maybe I should watch with the sound on?!?! Does that help?
October 27, 2011 at 6:48 pm
Is it wrong that I wonder what childbirth looks like in this guy’s world? lol
December 7, 2011 at 10:13 am
I want to share this so badly, but I’m quite certain not one of my friends will find this nearly as hilarious as I do.
January 9, 2012 at 11:20 am
This song just popped up on my Pandora player. I have no idea what band it is likening itself to to be played, but it just made my day.