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  1. Back Maskingtape
    October 13, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    Dammit, I knew I should have done this instead of [redacted due to lame nature of content]!

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    • heckleandjeckle
      October 13, 2011 at 1:31 pm

      you know the psa is great and all, but I bet there would be a FLOOD of breast cancer check-ups if those guys were the ones actually conducting the exams.

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    • Babs Johnson
      October 13, 2011 at 2:25 pm

      Cute guys, the credits were funny and confirmed that these guys are like our Mermen and not really interested in our breasts.

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      • Cygnet
        October 14, 2011 at 9:38 am

        I’m confused, how do the credits show that the actors are not attracted to woman?

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      • Agowilt
        October 14, 2011 at 11:28 am

        Hey, hot is hot.

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    • AGinTO
      October 13, 2011 at 3:25 pm

      Uhhh…yeah I dated “Anthony”. Swear to god.

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      • Stabby
        October 13, 2011 at 3:53 pm

        Why the hell did you stop?

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      • FareLaVolpe
        October 13, 2011 at 4:02 pm

        Didn’t we all, honey. Didn’t we all…

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        • AGinTO
          October 13, 2011 at 5:01 pm

          No for real. We dated for 3 months. He had “just gotten out of a long term relationship”, which is just code for “I don’t want anything serious”.

          But did we ever have fun. Sigh.

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          • loveseahag
            October 13, 2011 at 6:44 pm

            High-five for breakin’ off a piece of that!

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      • BBAmazeballs
        October 14, 2011 at 8:17 am

        shower pics or GTFO.

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  2. spankyb
    October 13, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    Well, that makes up for the lack of Mike and Dror.

    *wipes drool off keyboard and floor*

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    • sparklything
      October 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm

      They forgot to include Dror. That would have made my life complete.

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      • blackgermanshepherd
        October 13, 2011 at 3:00 pm

        OMG. Yes Dror!! What a hottie!!

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      • denisewalks
        October 13, 2011 at 3:38 pm

        Oh yeah! Someone totally needs to get Dror to write feel your tatas on his belly and dance.

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    • lemon bombs
      October 13, 2011 at 2:27 pm

      I just spewed pizza.
      It’s kind of nice to to that because I see something hot for a change, instead of something revolting.

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    • el_erico
      October 13, 2011 at 3:15 pm

      The only way this could have been better is if the title of the post was “BREAST. PSA. EVER.” Because I have a hard-on for puns.

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  3. Da Goddess
    October 13, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    got any guys with more hair? Not that this wasn’t sticky worthy, but I love da hirsute!

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    • kat
      October 13, 2011 at 2:13 pm

      Yeah there wasn’t a lot of variety.

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      • EyeHeartSpiders
        October 13, 2011 at 4:01 pm

        I’m not complaining.

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        • Snargasm
          October 13, 2011 at 6:53 pm

          Me neither. I like ‘em hot and hairless. These pretties were right up my….um….alley.

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  4. Forspecial
    October 13, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    I would rock Glenn all night long

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  5. cereal killa
    October 13, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you…*sigh* that is all

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  6. monkey33
    October 13, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    Oh I hope I hope I hope I hope they do one for testicular cancer!

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  7. LeCoeur
    October 13, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    I’m using this as an excuse to check my testicles for anything suspicious. Over and over. In the shower, on the bed, and in the mirror. You can’t be too careful.

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    • Snargasm has Snarcolepsy
      October 14, 2011 at 1:46 am

      I like to do the same for my little pink button in the triangle bush. I know clitoral cancer doesn’t make the news, but one can never be too sure. Best to massage it very carefully on a regular basis.

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  8. chefann
    October 13, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Totally hilarious. And including the doctor at the end was the icing on the cake!

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    • Glitzy.Faery
      October 13, 2011 at 1:17 pm

      No kidding – house call, please!

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    • Gwill
      October 13, 2011 at 1:24 pm

      If he’s actually part of the app I’d downloading it!

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    • lemon bombs
      October 13, 2011 at 2:32 pm

      The doc has a phenomenal tush!

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      • noey1210
        October 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm

        The doc has a phenomenal EVERYTHING. Love older sexy men!

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        • curegirl0421
          October 13, 2011 at 7:35 pm

          He was the hottest one up there!

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    • PooJah
      October 13, 2011 at 2:41 pm

      Quick! 50ccs of these guys, STAT!

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    • nummymuffincocobutter
      October 13, 2011 at 3:56 pm

      For serious! The doctor is the hottest one!

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    • alice88wa
      October 13, 2011 at 8:16 pm

      I stopped watching about halfway through because I figured I got the gist. Skipped to the end after reading this comment and WOW. Doc is HOTNESS. I actually whistled and said “Woooow” out loud. Silver hotties FTW.

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    • jennp
      October 13, 2011 at 8:57 pm

      yeah, I gasped out loud when the doc started dancing around. totally didn’t see that coming and Woo! Very happy surprise!

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    • skwishy
      October 14, 2011 at 5:54 am

      Who knew what was under that lab coat?

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  9. Neptuneflytrap
    October 13, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    God, I love the part where she tripped on the stool!

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  10. craftgasm
    October 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    I’ll be in my bunk.

    …checking for breast cancer, of course.

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    • Snargasm
      October 13, 2011 at 6:58 pm

      Now I know what I’ll be doing with that new vibrator once it arrives.

      *geek alert*

      I have a metal sign on my bedroom door featuring Mal and the quote, “I’ll be in my bunk.”

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      • jennp
        October 13, 2011 at 8:57 pm

        Nice! It was Jayne that said it, but I approve of the sentiment 100%.

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  11. Thumperchick
    October 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    My titties and tingling ladybits thank you very much for this.

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  12. Golgathoth
    October 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    I love that I got to watch this with my mother sitting by me on the couch. =D

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    • FluffyBunnyTurds
      October 13, 2011 at 1:14 pm

      My mother (a breast cancer survivor) would love the hell out of this. I must remember to show her. After I watch it a hundred more times.

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  13. Immamoonkin
    October 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    I had to reset my password just so I can reply to this very special post.

    ..mmmm… DAMN.

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  14. kgrote
    October 13, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    You’re going to have to re-post this on October 17th when the app comes out for Android. Bastards.

    Sexy, sexy bastards.

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  15. FrostedCrossbones
    October 13, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    OH MY!Where on earth did you find this gem?
    HILARIOUS and SEXY?!
    Don’t tell my husband I’m downloading this app!

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  16. chocovanilla
    October 13, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    HOLY CRAP! Is this for real?? I want it!!

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  17. Sunnymuffins
    October 13, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    This is the very first time I’ve regretted not having a phone that did apps.

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    • sfrench
      October 13, 2011 at 1:32 pm

      Ditto! *drool*

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    • StrangerDanger
      October 13, 2011 at 2:05 pm

      This is making me seriously consider paying the extra $200 my service provider requires for me to get an android phone. I mean my doctor says I’m supposed to be doing this anyway, so it’s totally for my health.

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      • lollipopfiend
        October 13, 2011 at 4:19 pm

        Hmm…I wonder if that’s covered on my health insurance?

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    • PaganChick
      October 13, 2011 at 2:21 pm

      AT&T is now pretty much giving away the iPhone 3G with a 2 yr contract.. Minimum data plan is about $15, I believe.

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  18. AsianMen4Me
    October 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    Not a bad idea, but they need more guys. I want to see smooth Asian and Spanish guys. I am sure other women would like to see their “types” on here as well.

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    • Glitzy.Faery
      October 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm

      At least one dude with chest hair – any race! Thank you!

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    • FluffyBunnyTurds
      October 13, 2011 at 1:22 pm

      Yeah, the guys are hot and I will definitly be getting this app, but I’d like to see a few other body types. A bit older, a bit hairier. Like a Mike Rowe type. Better yet…Mike Rowe! I’d be more than happy to fondle my funbags at his behest.

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      • frickineh
        October 13, 2011 at 1:31 pm

        Oh Mike Rowe. Why did you have to mention Mike Rowe? Now I’m picturing him in this ad and I’m at work. Hmph.

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        • FluffyBunnyTurds
          October 13, 2011 at 1:42 pm

          Sorry. I’ve been watching back episodes of Dirty Jobs, so he’s been on my dirty mind.

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          • PaganChick
            October 13, 2011 at 2:23 pm

            He’s a dirty job I definately wouldn’t mind doing.. over and over and over and…

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        • vinnifera
          October 13, 2011 at 7:37 pm

          I hope you’ve seen the youtube video from when he used to work at QVC and the woman caller who clearly crushes on him.
          http://youtu.be/xc1Y64N4O7g

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      • Back Maskingtape
        October 13, 2011 at 1:41 pm

        Mike Rowe is totally my hetero man-crush.

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      • Glitzy.Faery
        October 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm

        Oh dear god yes, Mike Rowe *sigh*

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      • Jezi Belle
        October 13, 2011 at 3:05 pm

        Back in the halcyon early days of Facebook being college-student-only, one of the first groups I joined was “I wish I was a dirty job so Mike Rowe would do me.”

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      • stars15k
        October 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm

        oh, the only celeb I would do. mmmmm……..

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    • kat
      October 13, 2011 at 2:34 pm

      A guy with a shaggy haircut & stained or torn jeans. “Metro” men turn me off big time. It’s just not very manly to get a haircut & mani every two weeks!

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      • PaganChick
        October 13, 2011 at 2:40 pm

        I tend to like mine a bit more gristled. I think my current favorite fantasy male is Hugh Laurie (in his role as Doctor House, even!)

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      • frickineh
        October 13, 2011 at 3:12 pm

        To be fair, my boyfriend’s in the military and he has to get a haircut every 2 weeks. He’s a pretty manly guy though.

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        • PaganChick
          October 13, 2011 at 4:38 pm

          I think it’s different when the guy cutting your hair also knows how to drive a tank.

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        • Snargasm
          October 13, 2011 at 7:03 pm

          Agreed. I like ‘em groomed. It actually seems more manly to me, but then again I am into the whole cop/military type.

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    • Limi89
      October 13, 2011 at 3:10 pm

      I like my men a little more muscle-y. Or at least meatier. I’m a big woman and I don’t feel like going to the ER for his broken back.

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    • Posininabrandysnifter
      October 13, 2011 at 10:50 pm

      Exotic Boricua men. Yum.

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  19. MarchHare
    October 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    sweet jeebus the Doctor is a sleeper!

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    • kyjellybutthurt
      October 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm

      I agree. He ain’t bad either. Some women like their men a little older…he reminds me of the doc on Grey’s Anatomy (the chief)

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      • AsianMen4Me
        October 13, 2011 at 5:56 pm

        I really liked that they included an older and fit guy.

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  20. gitemstevedave
    October 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    What about Lesbians? Do they also like ads with “hot” guys in it? I for one would like to see this reshot the same way, perhaps with Rachel Madow.

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    • Glitzy.Faery
      October 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm

      Do they have to be actual lesbians? ‘Cause I’d totally switch teams if Salma Hayek asked…

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      • gitemstevedave
        October 13, 2011 at 1:26 pm

        If you like Salma Hayek. She’s annoyed me since Wild Wild West. She WAS good in Dogma.

        I just said Rachel Madow because I find her attractive(brains totes matter with me). She also owns a Zippo lighter.

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        • frickineh
          October 13, 2011 at 1:32 pm

          I’m (mostly) straight but I would still totally hump on or in the general direction of Rachel Maddow.

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          • aliceblue
            October 13, 2011 at 8:38 pm

            And she make awesome cocktails!

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        • Glitzy.Faery
          October 13, 2011 at 1:52 pm

          I first saw Salma in “From Dusk ‘Til Dawn”. I refused to see “WWW” ’cause the level of suckitude was obvious from the trailer. She was pretty awesome in “Desperado” and “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”, and when she hosted SNL. I’ve made out with women before, and I do like my girls curvy. I just don’t like the below-the-waist bits, which would put a huge damper on an actual relationship. If Salma asked, though … maybe…. ;)

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        • FareLaVolpe
          October 13, 2011 at 4:11 pm

          I’m the gayest thing since gay came to gaytown, but I would cross an ocean of man-candy for one night with Rachel.

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      • Glitzy.Faery
        October 13, 2011 at 1:53 pm

        Also, big tits and an accent do not mean “brainless”. Trust me & my big tits on that score. :)

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        • gitemstevedave
          October 13, 2011 at 2:09 pm

          I totally didn’t mean that. I just meant that I’m partial to tom-boyish girls, and brains are part of the reason I find Madow attractive.

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      • Ejia
        October 14, 2011 at 2:12 am

        I am completely and utterly gay – stick penises in every orifice gay – but if Salma Hayek asked…

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  21. Lauraei
    October 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    I’m not sure how I feel about my 15 month old daughter watching that video and dancing along with the guys…

    I know I’m definitely appreciating that video though.

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    • PaganChick
      October 13, 2011 at 2:25 pm

      Don’t stress over it, she’s just developing an appreciation for.. um.. the Arts, or something.

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    • aliceblue
      October 13, 2011 at 8:40 pm

      It’s for her health. The only reason I’m watching it of course (and drinking the red wine for my heart).

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  22. tunaep11
    October 13, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    That might have been the best 2:28 seconds of my life!!! I miss towel mike =(

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  23. OnlyALass
    October 13, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    I lost my smartphone a few weeks ago. And, being a cheapass, I am trying to hold out for upgrade time in order to get the best deal on my replacement. Until then, I’m using an old shortbusphone (it doesn’t even have a QWERTY keyboard, for crissakes!!).

    Having the ability to get this App seems worth the extra hundreds of dollars to buy a phone at the non-upgrade price.

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  24. shortright
    October 13, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Boo! Hiss! The Android app isn’t available until October 17th! :(

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  25. nitebyrd
    October 13, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Leaving work early to go buy an iPhone.

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  26. RhymesWithWitch
    October 13, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    [Downloading...]

    I’ve got something to do..somewhere..over there. Yea..

    GOTTA GO!

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    • Snargasm has Snarcolepsy
      October 14, 2011 at 1:40 am

      Welcome back, why are you so flushed and sweaty?

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  27. lostdawill
    October 13, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    This is just fucking awesome!

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  28. Ally
    October 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Damn, the Doc shouldn’t have passed it off to those guys. He’s hot! He could have stripped from that white coat and gotten the point across himself. (But the other eye candy was much appreciated too)

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    • Glitzy.Faery
      October 13, 2011 at 1:22 pm

      I KNOW, RIGHT? Doctor Sexy in da house! I’ll definitely need a hands-on demonstration, ifyanowhatimean…

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    • kat
      October 13, 2011 at 2:18 pm

      The doc was my fave too! I like my fruit ripe. Wait, that sounds gross. I mean I prefer my men fully mature. I’ll take a 50yr old over two 25yr olds any day!

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      • PaganChick
        October 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm

        Now that depends. Are the two 25 yr olds:

        a) Available together at the same time?
        b) Fully employed so they won’t be hogging the remote or fighting over the XBox?
        c) Capable (and willing) to make my every fantasy come true.. by cleaning my house and raking my yard?

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      • Postmenopaws ™
        October 13, 2011 at 3:05 pm

        Two words: Mark Harmon

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        • Noadi
          October 13, 2011 at 3:29 pm

          Oh hell yes.

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        • harmnyd
          October 13, 2011 at 5:00 pm

          I can’t thumb that up like 10 more times so I have to comment. Oh, and as for the men v lez video idea, how about Mark Harmon AND Pauley Perette? Sorted!!!

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      • Ejia
        October 14, 2011 at 2:13 am

        I’d take the two twenty-five year olds. At the same tiem.

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  29. Vagrarian
    October 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    I’m checking my testicles right now…

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  30. Twatwafflette
    October 13, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    I don’t think I have ever been happier to own an iPhone … **droooooooool* Best.Ad.Campaign.EVER! Made of awesomesauce with a cherry on top!

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  31. Saielna
    October 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    I made the boyfriend download the app for me on his iPhone, simply so I could giggle and drool. I have an old, old, OLD cell phone (seriously – I have to upgrade it soon because the networks aren’t going to support it much longer), and this app is finally pushing me in favor of a smart phone. Oh holy – how amazing.

    Now I need to go find a way to get my boyfriend to stop trying to imitate the guys – bless his heart, it’s sweet, but just not the same.

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  32. Toastlette
    October 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    They need more hot guys, and ladies, I’m an equal opportunity ogler! Very nice with the Doc at the end, if I had a Dr. that looked like that I would mind the annual exam a bit less.

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  33. Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    October 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    I am now reconsidering my decision to not upgrade to a smart phone IMMEDIATELY.

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  34. Kestris
    October 13, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    So cheesy it’s perfect.

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  35. unseeliepixie
    October 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    I’m thinking this may singlehandedly wipe out breast cancer…

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  36. iceicebaby
    October 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    The worst part about this whole thing is choosing just ONE of those guys to be my reminder. HAWT.

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  37. goodgirlroxy
    October 13, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    The doctor is hands down the hottest guy in this PSA. The other guys were a bit young/smooth (and of ambiguous sexual orientation-ish?) for my taste. My ad would feature Jon Stewart, Alex Baldwin, David Letterman and George Clooney.

    I’m sorry, what?

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    • Steampunk Octopus
      October 13, 2011 at 2:10 pm

      I’d like to switch out Baldwin and Letterman (seriously? Letterman??) for Conan O’Brien and Maxim Chmerkovskiy.

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      • goodgirlroxy
        October 13, 2011 at 2:49 pm

        Yes, Letterman. Funny and intellectual are my “10-inch c*ck”. What can I say.

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        • Crease and Resist
          October 13, 2011 at 5:07 pm

          Funny and intellectual are my “10-inch c*ck”.

          Sampler, please!

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          • terriwells
            October 13, 2011 at 10:10 pm

            Seconded! This line totally explains my love life…

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          • BBAmazeballs
            October 14, 2011 at 8:31 am

            That will be my first sampler. For srs.

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      • FareLaVolpe
        October 13, 2011 at 4:16 pm

        I’ve helped organize a couple charity events with Maksim in the past, and I promise he is ten times sexier in person than he is on TV. He even let my dear sweet mother pinch his buns with no shame – she pulled me over with him still in earshot and yelled “THEY’RE LIKE ROCKS!”

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      • harmnyd
        October 13, 2011 at 5:01 pm

        Conan? but he looks sorta like a howdy doody puppet

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        • StoleHisMascara
          October 15, 2011 at 6:54 pm

          Craig Ferguson. ‘Nuff said.

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    • damienma
      October 13, 2011 at 2:49 pm

      You can’t have Jon Stewart without Stephen Colbert. At least not in my fantasies.

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      • goodgirlroxy
        October 13, 2011 at 2:51 pm

        I feel like they’d start doing funny things together and forget about me. And kudos to me for having low self esteem even in totally improbable fantasy scenarios.

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    • Postmenopaws ™
      October 13, 2011 at 3:06 pm

      I’d choose Mark Harmon, Mark Harmon, or, maybe…Mark Harmon.

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      • PaganChick
        October 13, 2011 at 4:42 pm

        Yeah, he’s cute.. but have you seen that guy Mark Harmon??

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      • Snargasm
        October 13, 2011 at 8:33 pm

        Well then, here you go.

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    • Snargasm
      October 13, 2011 at 7:07 pm

      Ohhhhh, fantasy cast? But I can only pick 4? :(

      Nathan Fillion, Joe Flanigan, Jon Stewart, and Rob Morrow.

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      • alice88wa
        October 13, 2011 at 8:26 pm

        Jesus, I really have to only pick 4? Gary Sinise, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Jamie Hyneman and Clive Owen. Don’t judge me!

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        • Cygnet
          October 14, 2011 at 9:53 am

          Jamie ? I’ve never thought of him as a stud muffin before.

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      • jennp
        October 13, 2011 at 9:06 pm

        you guys are killing me. Absolutely Yes, Nathan Fillion, yes, George Clooney, give me Alexander Skaarsgard, and throw in a Simon leBon and you’ve got me hooked.

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      • Posininabrandysnifter
        October 13, 2011 at 10:56 pm

        William Fichtner, Adam Baldwin, LL Cool J, and BD Wong are cordially invited to my bra.

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        • GlitterWhore
          October 14, 2011 at 11:54 pm

          Nathan Fillion, oh yes. Also, Andy Samberg (brilliant, funny, AND adorable? Sold.) Mos Def, and Adrien Brody.

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    • suburbanwretch
      October 15, 2011 at 10:16 pm

      I like this game. For my ad, I would choose Jon Stewart, Jake Gyllenhall, Noah Wyle (hey, he played a doctor on teevee so he’d probably be great at this, right?), Simon Baker, Viggo Mortensen, Daniel Day Lewis, Javier Bardem, Ryan Gosling, Jon Hamm, Thomas Jane, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, James Franco, Johnny Depp…

      Wait. Whatnow? Only four? Pshaw. OK, any four would do very nicely, thank you.

      And kudos to Rethink Breast Cancer and the producers of the PSA. Who knew there was so much funny-sexy-advocacy going on in Toronto? (Rethink’s HQ)

      The shower scene with the pink showercap was both hilarious and BoomChickaWowWow.

      Definitely the best thing I have seen on the Intertubes all year. Helen, you are my hero for posting this. Now I have to go get that app.

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  38. Absholootdippitydoo
    October 13, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    Hot Dayum!

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  39. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    October 13, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Well, how nice…, I thought to myself as these young men danced across my monitor. A reminder from a guy possibly young enough to be my very own son to grope my boobs.

    Then the good “doctor” took off his shirt.

    Now I wish I had a phone that had apps.

    And I need to tell my son he has a new job in his future.

    (and some of you people on the forums would agree with me)

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  40. Druston RainbowCunt
    October 13, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    GODDAMMIT, REGRETSY. STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY. I…I’m…

    Granted, I have a weakness when it comes to nice asses, male or female. I was not disappointed, though I still prefer the soft curves of the ladyfolk over the hard lines of men. Plus, women have boobies. …okay, some guys do, too, but we’re not going there.

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    • Limi89
      October 13, 2011 at 2:02 pm

      Well, I promise not to but you have to remember where you’re posting.

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      • Druston RainbowCunt
        October 13, 2011 at 2:07 pm

        Sadly. I also just saw what post is directly below this one…

        Dammit. I’m going to go scrub my eyes out with porn now.

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    • jennp
      October 13, 2011 at 9:08 pm

      Love the Misha Collins avatar!

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  41. OnyxRook
    October 13, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    For the guys that want their equivalent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGgByLLQwSw

    Now excuse me while I go delete my history, because it took more than one odd phrase to find that video again…

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    • Lady Kwake
      October 13, 2011 at 2:19 pm

      I’m straight. I’m happily married to a wonderful hot man.

      Oh god that video is hot.

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    • Limi89
      October 13, 2011 at 2:33 pm

      I wish I could see the reaction from really turned-on guys when she pulls out that hairy pair from her panties.
      Not me though. I fully expect women to have balls of some kind.

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      • PaganChick
        October 13, 2011 at 2:44 pm

        All women have balls. Ours are just bigger and higher up.

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        • Limi89
          October 13, 2011 at 2:47 pm

          Exactly!

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        • vinnifera
          October 13, 2011 at 7:48 pm

          I thought I was the only one who thought and said that. Proof the world isn’t all bad.

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  42. berge
    October 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    I love that this is right above the man in the bikini.

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  43. GreySkye
    October 13, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    I think Christian was my favourite, he’s a little derpy and that’s adorable. Yes Christian, I saw you almost get stuck in your shirt as you tried to take it of. Repeatedly.

    Ahem.

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    • Jujak
      October 13, 2011 at 2:08 pm

      I had to re-watch this three times after your comment until I remembered to look out for the shirt. What I’m saying is, you’re doing it wrong!

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    • Limi89
      October 13, 2011 at 2:35 pm

      Derpy men are fun men!

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  44. Confabulation
    October 13, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    I…
    I need a smartphone.

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  45. bunnybun
    October 13, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    That was awesome!

    In fact, I liked it so much, I’m going to watch it again.

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  46. Sadie-Ann’s Jazz Hands
    October 13, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    I like that they have a hipster model, just so they don’t leave anyone out.

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  47. Easily_Distracted
    October 13, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    I really do need to schedule my baseline mammogram. I’ve been putting it off for (how old am I?), well, since I turned 40, anyway.

    Do you suppose they have an app that will make the mammogram seem less terrifying? Right now I’m leaning toward the “Doctor”, but really, any of them would probably help my motivation…

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    • kat
      October 13, 2011 at 2:25 pm

      Didn’t they prove crushing the breast actually irritated precancerous tissues & “woke them up” ? I think they might use less invasive methods now. I think I saw an article that they can shine some sort of light through the boob, in a dark room, & look for dense things where no light gets through. I remember the photo because the boob was glowing like a person’s face glows when they put a flashlight in their mouth to be funny. You actually could see the milk glands & arteries & stuff- it was one bright light I guess.

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    • goodgirlroxy
      October 13, 2011 at 2:55 pm

      In all seriousness, I was required to have a mammogram (for the first time ever at 45) prior to a breast reduction last month and they found a lump. Luckily, the plastic surgeon was able to remove it during the reduction. Had I not been required to have a mammogram as pre-op, the lump (a nodule really) could have grown into something larger and more troublesome.

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    • Easily_Distracted
      October 13, 2011 at 3:10 pm

      @kat, all I know is, my doctor has given me a referral sheet now four years in a row, so I’m not sure health-plan medicine has caught up with “modern” medicine.

      @goodgirlroxy, thanks for the nudge! I’m glad to hear that it worked for you! on the other side of it, I’m all the way at the other end of the boobage scale from where you are–I’m just wondering how they’re gonna fit these in the machine! But I know, I know, we gotta do these things.

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    • FilliamHMuffman
      October 13, 2011 at 3:51 pm

      I had my baseline last week. It may vary with the equipment your hospital uses, but it was not as bad as I feared it could be. Basically a very firm press, and I’m pretty sure the doctor would (should!) stop and let you adjust if something got pinched.

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    • Confabulation
      October 13, 2011 at 4:06 pm

      I had to get a mammogram at fifteen, and it was scary as all hell.
      But honestly, I think it’s a ‘fear itself’ situation. I was so nervous about going in for the procedure that everything seemed extra terrifying.
      But it wasn’t all that uncomfortable, just weird. And there was a middle-aged woman in the waiting room who kept asking really uncomfortable questions and asking to see/touch my breasts.

      Honestly if you can handle pressing a fat dictionary or textbook into your chest for a minute, then it shouldn’t be too bad at all. c:

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    • Lanus
      October 13, 2011 at 4:24 pm

      Keep feeling yourselves up, ladies, even if you are getting mammo’ed and ultrasounded. My lump (thankfully benign) was the size of a peanut and easily felt, but didn’t show up on the imaging. Apparently that is common, especially if you have dense tissue.

      (Cue “more you know” star….)

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      • oh-hell
        October 18, 2011 at 12:51 pm

        Thanks for the tip, Lanus. My doctor said she’s seeing an alarming spike in the number of young women with breast cancer (meaning anywhere from puberty to pre-40s), especially in us twenty-somethings. Most doctors don’t make women get mammograms until they’re 40, so younger women tend to get cancer that’s far more advanced before it’s noticed. One of my mom’s friends died of stage IV inflammatory breast cancer when she was about 35, and if she’d done a self-exam more often she could have bought herself a little more time.

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    • bookmole
      October 14, 2011 at 8:50 am

      Mammograms are not scary. Breast cancer is scary. Mammograms are – pressured is the best way to describe it.

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    • kat
      October 14, 2011 at 8:09 pm

      Good info. I always thought it was agonizing! Some pressure is certainly not scary!

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  48. mad2physicist
    October 13, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Now if only they could get hot women to demonstrate testicular checks for guys…

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    • Postmenopaws ™
      October 13, 2011 at 3:11 pm

      You missed post #41?!?!

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      • mad2physicist
        October 13, 2011 at 5:31 pm

        Yes, in fact I did!

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  49. lrv
    October 13, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    The look on whats-his-abs at 0:51 has convinced me that I really am a voyeur.

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  50. SarasWhimsy
    October 13, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Forget the app – this video will now be my homepage.

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  51. jennalicious
    October 13, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Thank you for looking after our titties HKpril! You always go above and beyond for our private parts!

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    • kat
      October 13, 2011 at 2:27 pm

      I think she posted this for our -ahem- yonis more than for our breasts. Perversion is priority #1 in this club!

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  52. pearls-before-swine
    October 13, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    I know I’ve been working too much when I automatically read “PSA” as “prostate-specific antigen”.

    And as a woman, and a healthcare personnel, I salute the goddamn fuck out of the producers of this video because this shit is just wonderful.

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    • mad2physicist
      October 13, 2011 at 5:31 pm

      Is your name in reference to the comic? Because that would be awesome.

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      • pearls-before-swine
        October 13, 2011 at 6:12 pm

        Nah, it’s in reference to the Bible verse that the comic is based on which basically states not to waste your time on ungrateful dicks.

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  53. chaotick
    October 13, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Oh. My. :)

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  54. Lady Kwake
    October 13, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    Excuse me, I have to go mop up the puddle of drool on my floor.

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  55. Steampunk Octopus
    October 13, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    While I fully support hot guys dancing in their underwear and this PSA, I’m thinking they went the wrong direction with the reminders. They should have gotten that belly button guy who writes messages on his tummy to be the reminder. Kind of an “if you don’t want to see this again, do your breast exam now” sort of thing. Then maybe a hot shirtless guy as a reward for checking it off the to-do list.

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    • kat
      October 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm

      Brilliant suggestion!

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  56. nurseferatu
    October 13, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    OH *pant* MY *flush* GAWD *gasp*

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  57. Lulu Caribou
    October 13, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    Hahahaha, Anthony at the end with the gold lamé vest and the chest hairpiece cracked me up. I’m a sucker for a goofball. Then Doc Roth came back on and nom nom nom!

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  58. kyjellybutthurt
    October 13, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    Me likey. Me likey a lot. I would like it better if the “man app” sent Mark over to my house to check my breasts for me. I’d never miss an exam.

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  59. kat
    October 13, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    I don’t get why there’s never (to my knowledge) been a PSA pamphlet or ad suggesting you get your life partner to check them for you. My guy would likely enjoy squeezing my boobs a lot more than I would.

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    • kyjellybutthurt
      October 13, 2011 at 2:33 pm

      I once told my husband to let me know if he ever feels anything strange when he goes to town. Come to think of it, I get a breast exam a couple of times a week then.

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      • Steampunk Octopus
        October 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm

        “Honey, I think you might have a lump right about here.”

        How much of a buzzkill would that be? Seriously distracting, at the very least.

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        • Lanus
          October 13, 2011 at 4:25 pm

          I’m afraid that I know from experience that this is, indeed, a mood killer.

          But, forever and ever, the boy gets to claim that he’s only feeling me up for my own good….

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    • PaganChick
      October 13, 2011 at 2:36 pm

      But the chances of your partner getting distracted during the “exam” are really high, so I’m not about to wait til my hubby finds anything weird.

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    • Lady Kwake
      October 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm

      My husband does my exams for me, and I do his exams for him. Heck, he plays with my boobs a lot more than I do, I think he’d know what to look for!

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    • Regina Astrum
      October 13, 2011 at 3:06 pm

      I agree there should be an equivalent video with sexy ladies showing life partners how to help their lady love with this kind of exam.

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    • oh-hell
      October 18, 2011 at 12:45 pm

      Actually, I don’t know if anyone else does this, but my doctor (who I refer to as “Dr. Awesome”) has told me to urge my boyfriend to let me know if he feels anything weird when we’re, uh, rockin’ the Casbah. (He’s a former street punk, soon to be in medical school, and I’m a fan of The Clash.) I do know for a fact that Harvey Pekar (the American Splendor writer) said his wife found a lump in his testicle that turned out to be cancer, and by making him go to the doctor they probably caught it early enough to save his life. And I dated a med student once (during his clinical rounds) who said he always urged anybody he dated to keep an eye out for each other. I think it’s a mood builder, actually– seems like he cares about my health.

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  60. scarredkitty
    October 13, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    I’m pretty sure I saw some names in there somewhere, but I was a little…. uh.. distracted…. mmmmmm

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  61. SewDragonDesigns
    October 13, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    ::sings::: I like the way – you move it baby – I aint never seen an – App like that!!!!!!

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  62. nosellmotel
    October 13, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  63. crispyduck13
    October 13, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Goddamn Anthony has a FINE ass for a white boy. I love my husband but…goddamn!

    I love that the doctor was holding out, that is one handsome old guy!

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  64. WagMomma
    October 13, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Could have used some geeky guys! ;)

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  65. Stabby
    October 13, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    You’re so good to us Helen. *tear*

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  66. fuckingmagnets
    October 13, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    dude, anthony, get in my vagina.

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  67. AnnD
    October 13, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    Can’t stop watching…. or drooling O_O Day-um.

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  68. christaneumann1
    October 13, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    OK hyperventilating. Where’s my paper bag…

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  69. evilkatymonkey
    October 13, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    Towel Mike, is that you?!

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  70. irishtsy
    October 13, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    eh i’ll take a rothaford.

    actually it’s been a shite day, fuck it – i’ll have two.

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  71. SlySevSteph
    October 13, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    YES! Hot men to make us want to feel our boobies. And then check them for cancer.

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    • hornsofdestruction
      October 13, 2011 at 5:44 pm

      I would be lying if I said I didn’t grab my boobs at least once during that video….

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      • aliceblue
        October 13, 2011 at 8:43 pm

        Um, cough, ok, I’ll say it. Am I correct in that I’m not the only one thinking about grabbing a little lower?

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  72. Gaybriel
    October 13, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    Yep. Suddenly I am really aware of my breasts.

    Mission successful.

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  73. MarchHare
    October 13, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    can one check for lumps with a vibrator?

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  74. Zithreal
    October 13, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    *downloads app despite lack of breasts*

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  75. heatherjl
    October 13, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    Why yes Glenn and Doctor Hotness you can tell me to touch my breasts as much as you want!

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  76. shiraonsnl
    October 13, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    Yay! I love it when sexy gay men tell me what to do with my tits!

    (Seriously though, who do Isaac and Christian think they’re fooling?)

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  77. Posininabrandysnifter
    October 13, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    In all seriousness, Men: if you feel a lump in a boob, kindly report it to the owner of the boob. Don’t assume we know it’s there. I lost my best friend 3 years ago because her husband was a moron who neglected to mention the lump he felt until after it was deemed malignant. Yes, she should have been checking but, how many of us actually do the self-exam? I was struck all of a heap at the results of my mammo – the pictures showed ugly little hitch-hikers around the entire circumfrence of my Lefty. TG all were benign or at least what they called not malignant…yet… (All are removed as they are found.) Get the mammo! Sorry for the serious blather. Carry on.

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  78. SheSaidPop
    October 14, 2011 at 12:36 am

    It would’ve been so easy for this concept to tip over from “cute” into “creepy” or “irritating” but no, they did it totally perfectly.

    The spokeshottie totally endeared himself to me by coming across so engaging and articulate (hot guys can be found all over the place; hot guys who can talk to you about your breasts without leering are a hell of a find!).

    And the shot where the doctor is trying to get his head in the frame but the camera is too busy focusing on Spokeshottie’s torso made me giggle. :D

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  79. Ejia
    October 14, 2011 at 2:02 am

    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS

    GodDAMN that doctor! That was a nice surprise.

    I wanna be the creamy filling in an Anthony sandwich.

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  80. NanaB
    October 14, 2011 at 7:05 am

    The things I miss when I take my grandson to COSI.

    (I need to see the doctor).

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  81. FlounceCat
    October 14, 2011 at 7:28 am

    So… download the app, and the guy of your choice comes to give you breast exams, right?

    …..right?

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  82. Cygnet
    October 14, 2011 at 9:28 am

    Oh my stars and garters! Get me the smelling salts I’ve got the vapors!
    I had to stop watching at the shower scene it was too much man candy to take in!
    Best part is that this PSA worked!

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  83. katfud
    October 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    This reminds me a bit of the “Dr. Mel Gibson, Dream Gynecologist” skit on SNL, around 1989 – pre-dui-racistrant-babymamma-beating-freakout.

    These guys look like Chippendale dancers. They can check my tatas any time they like.

    I wish they toured the country conducting breast cancer exams at Chippendale performances. I’d tip extra, that’s for sure. And I’d want a photo to show my doc, to prove I’ve had an exam. She’d probably need to go get one too.

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    • oh-hell
      October 18, 2011 at 12:37 pm

      On a similar note, I’ve read that legal prostitutes in Nevada have actually found STDs and suspicious lumps or moles on their “johns” and urged them to get checked. Who else would be so good at recognizing that stuff?

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  84. garbagesandwich
    October 14, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Stay calm and fondle on

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    • Mistress_Pounce
      October 16, 2011 at 7:26 pm

      Sampler please!

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  85. starrydreams
    October 14, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Thanks Helen! I needed that!!! :)

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  86. winning
    October 14, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    Doctor, doctor, gimme the news, got a bad case of loving you!!! OMG Doctor sexypants is smokin’ hot, and he can move that bootie, as evidenced in the “ending” credits. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

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  87. SlinkyMalinky
    October 14, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    Well, I must say, I enjoyed each and every one of those tasty muffins!

    Ahh, lovely!

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  88. Vedu
    October 15, 2011 at 9:11 am

    Am I the only one to think Rutherford is also super yummy? I usually got for guys my age (borderline 30) but this dark gentleman has got it going on!

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    • iEatZombies
      October 15, 2011 at 10:54 am

      Agreed!
      I was like WHAT THE!? when it showed him at the end. Was not expecting that.

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  89. iEatZombies
    October 15, 2011 at 10:53 am

    This is so clever! I giggled a lot through out this, and not just from the hot men being…well, hot. I personally liked Anthony’s pink shower cap. Very classy.
    The dancing at the end was hilarious. And hot. But funny too. But mostly hot.

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  90. loveandpeas
    October 15, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    I downloaded the app and the men aren’t as hot. Also, they’re mostly wearing shirts. Sadness.

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  91. oh-hell
    October 18, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    This is the absolute best way to get this kind of message out. No one who sees this will ever forget it. Funny, smart, and short– THAT is how you get people to remember something that could save their lives. I hope all the health advocacy groups take the hint; wouldn’t you love to see hot women (and men, too!) telling guys to check for testicular cancer, or get their prostates examined on a regular basis?

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