Wait, so Steve Jobs fought zombie vampires, thinking that they were the monsters, only to realize, in an unexpected twist, that he was actually the monster,trying to perpetuate a one-man genocide of a new species? All that and the Macintosh IIe? Wow.
Thank you! That movie shouldn’t be allowed to use the title! Nothing worse then a remake that changes the concept at hand into the opposite of the intended. Will Smith should’ve been THE BAD GUY. Sad. Modern movie audience don’t want to think. They want action movies where lots of people die, and as long as good lives and bad dies, the rest is moot.
/rant
what drives me most nuts about these is that they werent made overnight. theyre not even in response to his death. they were made in advance, when he was getting thinner & more tired looking. just so their makers could spring them on the market immediately when the time came.
October 7, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Derp tragicrafting.
October 7, 2011 at 5:22 pm
I’m sure the designer that came up with that apple logo modifcation wants strangers to profit by it.
October 7, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Wait, so Steve Jobs fought zombie vampires, thinking that they were the monsters, only to realize, in an unexpected twist, that he was actually the monster,trying to perpetuate a one-man genocide of a new species? All that and the Macintosh IIe? Wow.
October 7, 2011 at 7:40 pm
I love you for the I am Legend comments.
Also, fuck the movie that had the balls to go by the name I Am Legend, and totally missed the point.
October 7, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Thank you! That movie shouldn’t be allowed to use the title! Nothing worse then a remake that changes the concept at hand into the opposite of the intended. Will Smith should’ve been THE BAD GUY. Sad. Modern movie audience don’t want to think. They want action movies where lots of people die, and as long as good lives and bad dies, the rest is moot.
/rant
October 7, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Someone call Richard Matheson’s lawyer.
October 7, 2011 at 5:48 pm
My favorite is the line break in the quote. Here’s to the crazy….
What?
one, the misfit, the rebel.
Oh.
Speaking of crazy…
October 7, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Another terrific sampler, making sure to leave the line break.
October 7, 2011 at 6:09 pm
He is Kegend? Cue the Explosive Snotlings.
http://warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Keg_End
October 7, 2011 at 7:41 pm
I’m more of a 40K fan, but that’s pretty funny.
October 7, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Bah! A true tribute would be on a black turtleneck. Poser.
October 7, 2011 at 8:26 pm
what drives me most nuts about these is that they werent made overnight. theyre not even in response to his death. they were made in advance, when he was getting thinner & more tired looking. just so their makers could spring them on the market immediately when the time came.
clever.
October 7, 2011 at 9:55 pm
Yeah, I’m sure there were a lot of people like that out there. Creepy.
October 8, 2011 at 7:33 am
Yeah, that’s called capitalism, and it’s how America rocks.
October 8, 2011 at 11:21 am
No, that’s called being a vulture, no matter where you live.
October 8, 2011 at 12:28 pm
That’s called not picking up on sarcasm.
October 8, 2011 at 6:10 pm
Your joke was DOA. Please let it die with dignity.
October 9, 2011 at 10:28 pm
Wait… I’m almost done…
October 8, 2011 at 5:41 am
I am keggin’, keggin’, keggin…
October 10, 2011 at 12:39 am
Derpicrafting.