13 comments on Put on a sweater

  1. jedistephie
    October 5, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    X-ray T-shirt fail.

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  2. StoleHisMascara
    October 5, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    And most ladies have to wait until gravity brings their boobs down to uterus level. With this shirt, you get to bring the uterus up to the boobs!

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  3. alfredjr
    October 5, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    I was just looking at your uterus. I mean, your tits. No! Your shirt. Damn woman, why do you have to make this so hard??

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  4. Park
    October 5, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    I kind of appreciate the effort she’s taken to allow (force?) me to ogle all her lady parts in one go.
    Still, never has an image of a uterus (and sundry) looked more to me like a coyote skull.

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  5. Narwhalicorn
    October 6, 2011 at 1:28 am

    This looks like the same woman from the kale shirt. How many braless, cold, white girls with dreads could there possibly be – nevermind…

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  6. Frey
    October 6, 2011 at 1:52 am

    If by “fitted t-shirt” she means “fitted to my nipples,” then yes.

    ……..and personally, I’d rather the ovaries were over the nipples. But to each her (or his!) own uterus.

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  7. Gosh
    October 6, 2011 at 3:35 am

    My uterus is a bitch! Four and a half days in labour including 12hrs in transition… Then he got stuck half out cos the awkward buggers shoulder was stuck… Cue emergency c section… My uterus deserves NO fanfare! Also my ovaries are a bitch too… Damn PCOS…. I wanna get this tshirt and put a red circle with a strikethrough on it!

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  8. MrsHoneyDew
    October 6, 2011 at 6:57 am

    I wonder if they have this design available in shorts? ;)

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  9. montanabama
    October 6, 2011 at 9:42 am

    What, no matching gonad shirt for your man? No sale.

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  10. 40mgtofreedom
    October 6, 2011 at 10:55 am

    A uterus to “do whatever you want with?” I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to do whatever I want with my original uterus, unless some Handmaid’s Tale-esque laws have been passed recently….

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  11. trousers rolled
    October 6, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    I’d buy it on a cummerbund.

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