you hush your dirty dirty mouth right now… that… that up there is a thing of BEAUTY… or you know… something to flame the imagination. I wonder if all his “muscles” are that pumped up…. nom nom nom YAY DEPRAVITY!
Oh come on, everyone knows that the proper application of boutique soap is done with the long side applied to skin, and the arm is flexed in the “Walk Like an Egyptian” position. Oil-you-up slave extra.
PS–Am I the only one who thinks he looks confused? Like “Oh, what IS that behind my rippling waves of muscle? Oh right. A bar of soap is in this shot.”
I expect it is going to be difficult for you to discern the exact nature of the wrongness of this listing. May hap you can get the seller/model to come to your house to demonstarte the product? That would probably help you.
I will admit that I immediately went to this seller’s shop looking for more items featuring this model. Only one other item used him, and he was all out of focus because the camera’s depth of field was focused on the soap, not the hunky dude. Now I has a sad.
October 5, 2011 at 9:20 pm
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October 6, 2011 at 4:58 am
you hush your dirty dirty mouth right now… that… that up there is a thing of BEAUTY… or you know… something to flame the imagination. I wonder if all his “muscles” are that pumped up…. nom nom nom YAY DEPRAVITY!
October 6, 2011 at 9:22 am
Is it wrong that I want him to put me in a head-lock? a sexy, sexy head-lock?
November 9, 2011 at 3:43 pm
IT’S NOT A TUMA!
October 5, 2011 at 9:34 pm
“I must make sure that ALL my muscles are clean!”
I feel like I lost knowledge of greco-roman mythology by reading that description.
October 5, 2011 at 9:40 pm
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October 5, 2011 at 9:43 pm
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October 5, 2011 at 9:41 pm
Oh come on, everyone knows that the proper application of boutique soap is done with the long side applied to skin, and the arm is flexed in the “Walk Like an Egyptian” position. Oil-you-up slave extra.
October 5, 2011 at 10:46 pm
I’m sorry, I can’t find the courage to use your soap.
I feel like half a man.
October 6, 2011 at 2:36 am
The description makes a lot more sense when you read like a “Powerthirst” skit.
October 6, 2011 at 2:37 am
PS–Am I the only one who thinks he looks confused? Like “Oh, what IS that behind my rippling waves of muscle? Oh right. A bar of soap is in this shot.”
October 6, 2011 at 3:49 am
So it’s made for ares? The god of war? So is that gonna be his excuse when he gets all roids-ragey?
October 6, 2011 at 5:37 am
I have absolutely no problem with this listing. None whatsoever. I’ll need to stare at it for a while to see if I can figure out what’s wrong with it.
October 6, 2011 at 10:59 pm
I expect it is going to be difficult for you to discern the exact nature of the wrongness of this listing. May hap you can get the seller/model to come to your house to demonstarte the product? That would probably help you.
October 6, 2011 at 6:16 am
I will admit that I immediately went to this seller’s shop looking for more items featuring this model. Only one other item used him, and he was all out of focus because the camera’s depth of field was focused on the soap, not the hunky dude. Now I has a sad.
October 6, 2011 at 8:43 am
I know, I know, I’m doing that right now. Some of the soaps sound cool, though…
October 6, 2011 at 6:50 am
Is this the face of Towel Mike!?
October 6, 2011 at 9:41 am
This one, I like. More naked men please.
October 6, 2011 at 10:40 am
I’m going to go ahead and assume this listing is in here because April thought we al deserved a nice treat in between all the fuckery.
October 6, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Such a dirty boy – needs a good long hard clean.
October 6, 2011 at 6:16 pm
I don’t know if he can manage to wash his back. I volunteer.
October 6, 2011 at 7:24 pm
This is Alex Galuzin, the boyfriend of the photographer (Stacey Hines). You can satisfy your prurient curiosity here:
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150206922576980.307240.59323366979
http://creashinesphotography.com/blog/
http://www.google.com/search?q=Alex+Galuzin&tbm=isch&uss=1&biw=1024&bih=578
http://www.linkedin.com/in/alexgaluzin
October 6, 2011 at 9:31 pm
I’m shocked she didn’t use the happy trail pic. I’m surprised she could restrain herself when she has soap to sell…
October 6, 2011 at 11:01 pm
I wasn’t even that into this listing until I saw the happy trail picture. WANT. Excuse me…I have to go wipe the drool off of my laptop.
October 7, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Can I get a hell yeah =3