15 comments on Michael Jackson approves

  1. Elizabeth
    October 5, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    I… I kinda like these. Here’s hoping they’re selling a fresh pair tho… or at least ship it with a tub of Lysol wipes.

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  2. dryad271
    October 5, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    that’s a yeast infection waiting to happen. aargh

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    • ksamaritis
      October 5, 2011 at 10:17 pm

      My thoughts exactly. Only $95 for a yeast infection? Where do I sign up?!

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  3. Park
    October 5, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    I see the hot girl… dresses right?
    Seriously though, how are these providing “easy access”?

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  4. Frey
    October 6, 2011 at 2:10 am

    Now if they became a flotation device like the crotch version of water wings, then we’d be talking $30. Add in some jet packs and a safety harness, $90. A drink holder? THAT would bring us up to $95.

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  5. Gosh
    October 6, 2011 at 3:44 am

    My crotch is in full itch mode after looking at this…

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  6. goblin
    October 6, 2011 at 7:38 am

    Photoshop fail! The amputee look is freaking me out.

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  7. maeghanisapumpkin
    October 6, 2011 at 8:23 am

    Yes, I would like a pair of latex underwear that another girl wore while frolicking in a kiddie pool. And I will pay $95 for it.

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  8. montanabama
    October 6, 2011 at 9:39 am

    If you like swimming in a latex pool of sweat I guess these will do.

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  9. 40mgtofreedom
    October 6, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Oh hey, I was just looking for some drawers in the plus-sized grandma section of Sears and thought to myself, you know, the only thing that could make these sexier is if they looked like boys’ y-fronts and provided an airtight seal around my crotch. And only $95 and “fully functional for easy access?”

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  10. PoopDoc
    October 10, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    Easy access? Not for anything useful.

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  11. Wharrgarbl
    January 3, 2012 at 7:03 am

    At least selling _latex clothing_ using sex and nudity isn’t strange (compared to the other items here). :)

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