Now if they became a flotation device like the crotch version of water wings, then we’d be talking $30. Add in some jet packs and a safety harness, $90. A drink holder? THAT would bring us up to $95.
Oh hey, I was just looking for some drawers in the plus-sized grandma section of Sears and thought to myself, you know, the only thing that could make these sexier is if they looked like boys’ y-fronts and provided an airtight seal around my crotch. And only $95 and “fully functional for easy access?”
October 5, 2011 at 9:23 pm
I… I kinda like these. Here’s hoping they’re selling a fresh pair tho… or at least ship it with a tub of Lysol wipes.
October 5, 2011 at 10:06 pm
that’s a yeast infection waiting to happen. aargh
October 5, 2011 at 10:17 pm
My thoughts exactly. Only $95 for a yeast infection? Where do I sign up?!
October 5, 2011 at 10:25 pm
I see the hot girl… dresses right?
Seriously though, how are these providing “easy access”?
October 6, 2011 at 10:39 am
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October 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm
That’s the mons pubis.
October 9, 2011 at 10:04 pm
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October 6, 2011 at 2:10 am
Now if they became a flotation device like the crotch version of water wings, then we’d be talking $30. Add in some jet packs and a safety harness, $90. A drink holder? THAT would bring us up to $95.
October 6, 2011 at 3:44 am
My crotch is in full itch mode after looking at this…
October 6, 2011 at 7:38 am
Photoshop fail! The amputee look is freaking me out.
October 6, 2011 at 8:23 am
Yes, I would like a pair of latex underwear that another girl wore while frolicking in a kiddie pool. And I will pay $95 for it.
October 6, 2011 at 9:39 am
If you like swimming in a latex pool of sweat I guess these will do.
October 6, 2011 at 11:15 am
Oh hey, I was just looking for some drawers in the plus-sized grandma section of Sears and thought to myself, you know, the only thing that could make these sexier is if they looked like boys’ y-fronts and provided an airtight seal around my crotch. And only $95 and “fully functional for easy access?”
October 10, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Easy access? Not for anything useful.
January 3, 2012 at 7:03 am
At least selling _latex clothing_ using sex and nudity isn’t strange (compared to the other items here).