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October 5, 2011 at 9:17 pm
never mind the necklace, I want to know where I can get rainbow nipple pasties with bears (?) on them.
October 5, 2011 at 9:29 pm
I think they’re crazy nastyass honey badgers! I want those too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
October 7, 2011 at 10:43 am
If you go to the original Esty post, you’ll see they’re photo shopped on
No Honey Badger pasties.
October 11, 2011 at 8:17 pm
No, they’re stickers. See? http://www.etsy.com/listing/75241404/horses-love-horses-statement-necklace
October 5, 2011 at 9:25 pm
You can’t go wrong with fucking horses!
October 6, 2011 at 10:37 am
Not true, I’m not allowed within 500 feet of a barn because I tried to fuck some horses.
October 6, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Well that certainly explains why you been visiting me at night at the dog pound…
October 5, 2011 at 9:32 pm
holy what-is-in-this-drink-batman, those appear to be RAINBOW HONEY BADGER NIPPLE PASTIES.
October 5, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Oh hell… for God’s sake, don’t tell my sister. She goes apeshit for anything honey badger.
October 5, 2011 at 9:38 pm
too bad they totally clash with that nation of horse fuckery ’round her neck.
October 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm
With a name like “Horses Love Horses”, I’d expect to see some of these equines gettin’ it on.
October 6, 2011 at 4:09 pm
“Whores Love Horses” There, fixed that for ya.
October 5, 2011 at 9:56 pm
Such talent to model a necklace while taking a squat to pee…
October 5, 2011 at 10:38 pm
I thought it looked like she was doing a poo. But hey, some people are into that.
October 5, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Well, it looks like a honey badger is responsible for her hairstyle (using that word loosely) so maybe she’s just throwing some free advertising his way.
October 5, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Denial – Oh shit, I am not turned on by this. I am NOT turned on.
Anger – Seriously, it’s not hot; it’s just weird!
Bargaining – Well, maybe it’s the pasties… And she is a ginger, even if she shaves her head all funny… I’ll just imagine that she’s not wearing those galoshes. Seriously, lady, could you take off the galoshes?
Depression – What does this say about me? Have I sunk so low? Have I no soul?
Acceptance – Yes. Yes, the soul is an illusion; I am only a mostly hairless ape, no better than any other primate.
October 6, 2011 at 10:56 pm
There, there, Park. We cannot help what turns us on. We can only accept and enjoy it. And hope no one judges too harshly. *tries not to judge Park*
October 6, 2011 at 2:00 am
Galoshes: Free from garage.
Horses: Free from childhood.
Haircut: Was paid $15 to get.
Rest of supplies: $15
Selling this necklace: Tits will get you far.
Some things in life are worth tits.
For everything else, there’s honey badger nipple pasties.
October 6, 2011 at 2:13 am
‘Charms, lockets, and chains’ that almost sounds Steampunk! I think she missed a marketing angle!
October 6, 2011 at 7:36 am
The phrase “statement necklace” never fails to inspire fear in me!
October 6, 2011 at 9:37 am
Looks like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura. I expect her to throw a football and faceplant into a padded bench at any moment…
October 6, 2011 at 11:05 am
It is Amazing that anyone would ask that price for what looks like a bunch of cheap crap in a toy box got tangled up. But not as Amazing as that ridiculous outfit and hair that looks like a tragic accident with a ShopVac.
October 7, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Look at one of her other necklaces: http://www.etsy.com/listing/65524110/country-friends-and-lovers-statement?ref=v1_other_1
It looks like a memorial wreath!
October 9, 2011 at 2:30 am
I think there should be a size limit on what we can legally call a necklace, despite it being something that hangs around the neck. Once it’s as big as a duffel bag, I think it should be called, at the very least, a tube shawl. Or maybe, a “statement faux purse that doesn’t open to hold things.”
October 8, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Wow. Those galoshes are so damn sexy! Nothing says “I am a strong, sexual, independent woman who loves horses” like green gardening galoshes.
October 10, 2011 at 7:37 pm
If you are mucking stalls you need galoshes.
November 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm
OK, she’s wearing honey badger stickers on her nipples…
How has no one made a lactating badger joke yet?