I have to admit, when I saw that this painting was $10,000 I was a little worried. But thank God there are going to be affordable prints soon, because there’s a spot by the couch that is just screaming out for a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Schloer sitting on a brick wall and tripping their balls off.
Well, you bastards did it. As of today, our Kickstarter project is funded and we are GOING TO HELSINKI!
I just want to thank each and every one of you who helped us get this far. I hope the book and the extras I’ve been working on are worth your invesment, and that you get many seconds of pleasure from them.
And I am equally enthused about sending you pictures and videos of our Finnish friends, some of whom may still be awake when I speak to them on the bar floor.
BUT IT’S NOT OVER YET
We have five more days of funding, so I’m going to ask you to keep going for one very important reason:
All profits over our original goal will go directly to an Etsy seller in need.
I have already figured in a contribution in my original request, but now we have the chance to do something really great. This is all gravy, as the cool kids say, or at least, the ones who like gravy. So, not the vegan kids then.
Not that vegan kids aren’t cool. In fact, if anyone has a good recipe for vegan gravy using nothing but jackfruit and soy, please let me know.
So to keep the momentum going. I have two new rewards I’m offering today:
25 MORE FLASKS NOW AVAILABLE
If I had any idea how many flasks I’d be able to sell you people, I’d have gone into the secret drinking business years ago.
Today, another source has stepped up and made another 25 flasks available! These are identical to the others – still emblazoned with the Regretsy logo, and still in the handsome black carrying case that can be strapped to your belt (perfect for nursing mothers).
This limited $60 reward comes with the book, the card and the worthless bonus item. And that’s all very well and good.
But.
But.
Here’s the big news.
NEW $40 REWARD: REGRxY
- A limited edition printed version of “Regretsy’s Big Book of Fabricated Folktales from Finland,” carelessly bound in plastic by some guy at Kinko’s who thinks you’re a jerk because you don’t understand words like “offset”
- A handwritten thank you note on your choice of Regretsy note cards or hoilday cards
- A worthless bonus item
AND – A customized Regretsy WTF weekly pill organizer, so you can keep all your Xanax and Soma from falling out onto the floor when you hit the brakes at the liquor store
Artist’s rendering – don’t be annoyed if it’s a little different
