This post first appeared on Regretsy on October 20, 2010

This post first appeared on Regretsy on October 15, 2010

I really thought I’d come up with the last Kickstarter reward the other day when I announced the Finnish Merit Badges, but it turns out I was wrong. Really, really wrong.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the absolute final Kickstarter Reward, now available to help close out our final 48 hours of funding.

THE REGRETSY™ HELLEPHANT USB STICK

Yes, you’re seeing it right. Your eyes do not deceive. This is a 3-dimensional cut out Hellephant flash drive, and guess what? I FOUND HIS MISSING EAR AND THERE’S A GIG IN IT

The Hellephant is one of the earliest and most loved Regretsy posts. He is an icon of garbage; the patron saint of crap fished out of the trash and sold on Etsy. And you can have him for peanuts.

YOURS FOR A $50 PLEDGE:
• A printed copy of the book
• A worthless bonus item
• A handwritten thank you card
• AND a Regretsy Hellephant flash drive with 1 gig of memory…because a Hellephant never forgets.

Funding ends this Sunday, and all profit over our original goal goes to charity. If you haven’t pledged, WTF

Click here to pledge

Mr. Verne regarded his wife with annoyance. “Why do you insist on rummaging through that infernal leather satchel when we dine at the Savoy?”

“Jules,” she protested, “I’m looking for my Tic Tacs.”