15 comments on Smart Shopper

  1. Veronica
    September 30, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    My favorite, hands down.

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  2. MsBitchhands
    September 30, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    I consider this my finest hour.

    It’s all downhill from here…

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    • Gojira
      October 1, 2011 at 12:39 am

      Do you see Goatse everywhere?

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      • kimoutre
        October 1, 2011 at 11:01 pm

        Trust me, she really, REALLY, does.

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        • MsBitchhands
          October 2, 2011 at 5:13 pm

          YOU’RE one to talk, Miss “I bring Sharpies and Post-Its to Regretsicon so I can MAKE SIGNS SAY KEEP CALM AND GOASTSE ON!!!”

          These are the reasons I’ve got nothing’ but love for you!!!

          (The irony, folks, is that she posted this during our NC Regretsicon, likely while I was finding yet another item to goatse the hell out of with BB Amazeballs, cursiveart, WickedBunny, Palisade, Kimoutre, and gabbusarungus)

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          • BBAmazeballs
            October 3, 2011 at 6:05 am

            You’re just rubbing shit in.

            (I can vouch that MsB is always looking for an asshole to goatse.)

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    • Gwill
      October 1, 2011 at 2:47 am

      It’s beautiful. *wipes a tear* So subtle!

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      • Gwill
        October 1, 2011 at 2:49 am

        Oh, and by “tear” I mean the salt watery kind leaking from your eyes, not the oozing infected kind you might get from stretching your anus too ambitiously.

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    • mamiemama
      October 1, 2011 at 6:37 am

      I hate that the rest of the photo was cropped out though, the whole cart was a thing of beauty in this on. Club crackers and curry, life cereal, bah… I don’t remember the rest.

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      • MsBitchhands
        October 2, 2011 at 5:16 pm

        Club Crackers, Fudge cookies, curry powder, 4 cheese blend, Life cereal. (Club Fudge Curry 4 Life), “Old Fashioned” Coleslaw, Nutella, and Dial soap (to change the size of the smell)

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  3. maggiebex
    October 1, 2011 at 8:41 am

    This was truly the best, hot-dog packages down!

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  4. pip
    October 1, 2011 at 9:28 am

    I think this is the store where I work. Not my handiwork, tho…maybe Ms. Pamela’s.

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    • MsBitchhands
      October 2, 2011 at 5:09 pm

      It was mine. Done at the BiLo on US1 in West Columbia, SC.

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  5. Beebopbelle
    October 1, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Living proof that there is beauty everywhere.

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