Yikes! That’s nothing to joke about. Don’t drink tonight and celebrate tomorrow night. We’ll wait for you…that doesn’t mean we won’t NOT drink in the meantime, but you won’t be left behind!
Good point, Kwake, didn’t think about the clotting issue. On the upside, though, if you drink a bit after the donation, you should get a buzz much sooner, I’d think.
This dialysis patient says clotting is good. Had my access collapse once, and I can tell you from experience, being a quart low sucks. That, and doctors are horrible at Charades.
I have sweet tea vodka and lemonade. There is a real name for that drink (named after an alcoholic golfer), but I like to call it a Tipsy Arnold. Or, after 3, a Drunken Palmer.
Nothing new here since last night…nothing new over at Club Fuckery…I was wondering if I’d missed the “we’ll be doing other things, so amuse yourselves on Friday” memo. I’ve almost worn out my refresh button.
HKpril is having computer issues…she’ll be back as soon as she’s gotten her shit together…or she’s too drunk to do anything else but come in here and amuse us all
Me too KJ. I thought I was in an alternate dimension for a little while. There was so much unshared fuckery. Luckily I only have a low grade fever and am low on regretsy.
Wait a minute, I didn’t agree to this! Fuckery not pardoned, I demand my Regretsy! That’s right, my Free Regretsy, given to me generously out of the pure goodness of HK’s heart!
Chant with me! We want Regretsy! We want Regretsy! We.. want.. No? Ok.
Please continue to hold: Your fuckery is important to us. Your comment will be read by the next available Fat, Jealous Loser, in the order in which it was received. Thank you for your patience, and have a whimsicle day.
Wow, so many comments in so little time. Speaking of which, you can always tell when someone just wants first comment without reading the post because they just say something like, “Oh my god, this gives me a girl boner. Ok, gonna go masturbate myself.”
Or, if they Really want that first comment and don’t have time to think in complete sentences, it’s more like, “GIRL BONER, BAHHH!”
There’s no question. Facebook meta-feed has made first comment competition stiff. Stiffer than my GIRL BONER, BAHHH!
But Flounces, little kittens always lose their mittens and then I have to hang the kittens, in their mittens, on a clotheline. I was never sure what happened after that. My book ended there, with a torn page.
The orange kittehs are my current foster kittens. I’ll have them until they’re big enough to be neutered. The one in the hat is named Bronc. The one playing Wash is Dror.
OMG I just realized how horrible that sounds, talking about neutering in the same breath that I mention who I named them after. Sorry guys, it was really meant to be an honor!
Even neutered and spayed cats are on the street. I have a friend whose neutered cat used to go out until a recent injury (I hope the imposed house “arrest” will cure the cat of his roaming ideas; he’s big but not aggressive, so I worry even more about him).
I once had a neighbor who would feed stray cats by putting out bowls of water and food on her porch. She caught all but one and took them to her vet for neutering. He knew they were strays and gave her a price break. She’d take them home and when they recovered, let them out again. Not ideal, but she couldn’t keep all of them and it was a blessing that there were fewer fertile cats out there!
I wasn’t too worried, but then again I don’t really care, and also being another (female) IT tech. I kinda knew it may not have been today. Sometimes our work takes over 3-4 days at a time to figure out. That is how much most people don’t clean their computers or don’t at least back them up properly. But without that I would be outta work right now too. Praise the PC.
I remember that movie. I wish I were watching it right now, but that’s because I was told that Bridesmaid was oh so funny. Everyone lied. I do not this movie. That is why I came to check Regretsy out. ARRrrrgggghhhhh.
Steampunk Octopus—what a great idea! On the subway today, for no reason I could justify, I started wondering if I could chart a goatse in crochet (not a baby blanket, though), either in single crochet or maybe afghan and embroidered.
Okay, I kind of love steampunk ocotpus and his little construction hat (although I would argue that it should be an old-timey diving helmet or something).
I was tutoring chemistry today and a question came up about physical properties. I told him that water and alcohol have different freezing and boiling points, which are physical properties. He looked all perplexed and I asked, “What happens when you put water in the freezer?” He replied that it becomes ice. I then asked where his parents kept their vodka. It was only then that he understood.
I was gonna save that photo for the next time April posted a blog entry from Alison or one of Etsy’s other fucking cupcakes. Maybe with a little photoshopped beret and cutesy eyeroll. But that would be wrong, wouldn’t it?
Wrong…maybe. Funny…hell yes.
That’s pretty amazing! Kinda scary, but I have such a big heart for animals, cats especially, I’d love him just like my others.
OMWANKINGG THIS IS WORSE THAN THE GREAT LIVEJOURNAL BLACKOUT OF 2005!!!
But not worse than a real power outage. My town’s power was out for a whole 45 MINUTES yesterday and you would have thought it was the god-damned zombie apocalypse. People were running around like God himself was gonna open up that big ol’ goatse in the sky and slurp up us all. They seemed to forget how to drive. Had it gone on much longer I think they would have started hoarding fuel and dry goods.
I now want this… As a sign, maybe a little figurine to put on my desk as I work (or not work… Whatever the case may be…) or just… something. I love this little construction picture.
May the drinking commence! (And why was I not drinking earlier?!)
I found a mini bottle of something in the bottom of my purse! I’mma gunna drink it! Also my sister brought me some kind of german schnapps (I think its fig flavored) digging it out now!
I am currently in my hometown (middle of nowhere, arizona), where what they call “Art In The Park” is happening.
It’s like one big clusterfuck of wtflolz, all in the park in the middle of the city. Anyone in the city or surrounding areas that makes crafts and can pay the entrance fee comes together for a weekend and sells their shit.
While some are actually pretty amazing, most are just confusing and humorous.
But I think the best part is watching the people that come out to walk through the park for this.
It’s like watching live-action-etsy, with all the crazy crafters and the people that support them.
September 30, 2011 at 5:22 pm
I DEMAND VODKA!!!
September 30, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Oh yeah?? Well, well, I demand pot and mass quantities of chocolate!! So, so… NAHHHH!!!
(Sorry, feeling childish tonight
)
September 30, 2011 at 5:42 pm
“CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES!”
September 30, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Are you from “France?”
September 30, 2011 at 5:56 pm
Yeah, my grandfather’s from the “Old Country”.
September 30, 2011 at 6:13 pm
September 30, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Beldar, speak to our young one. Love that bundt cakes are edible senso rings.
September 30, 2011 at 6:00 pm
oh, when I shave my head I look like a conehead. Worst. idea.evar.
September 30, 2011 at 5:25 pm
I have vodka. It’s horrible warm, and worse chased with V8, but I have it.
September 30, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Mix it with the V8.
September 30, 2011 at 6:18 pm
I’ll second this. Instant Bloody Mary.
What!?! >_> >_>
October 1, 2011 at 7:57 am
I should have specified that it was V8 fruit something-or-other, because I hate tomato juice.
October 1, 2011 at 9:13 am
Mix it anyway!
October 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm
I second that!
September 30, 2011 at 5:40 pm
i have beer that has tried to get chilled, but sorta failed
September 30, 2011 at 5:45 pm
AW, you have failure beer.
September 30, 2011 at 7:38 pm
September 30, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Hey! While you’re drinking warm vodka, go put your kilt on and post us some hot shirtless man in a kilt pics! PLEASE!
September 30, 2011 at 7:07 pm
I;ll sit here and drink semi-warm SoCo and wait for the whimiscile rapsody.
October 1, 2011 at 7:58 am
oooh, SoCo, my… old… friend….
October 4, 2011 at 2:34 pm
September 30, 2011 at 7:02 pm
You have tattoos in your avatar and you have vodka. Both so hot.
September 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm
TEQUILA PARTY! Scratch that, no tequila, but I did find rum. PIRATE PARTY!
September 30, 2011 at 5:35 pm
I’m in.
September 30, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Arrr, matey! Pour me a double!
September 30, 2011 at 6:01 pm
Yarrr! … Oh wait, I’m donating blood in the morning…
*eyes her glass of water and sniffles*
September 30, 2011 at 6:19 pm
What’s the issue? Alcoholics need transfusions too, don’t they?
September 30, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Well, yes, but it’s not good for ME to give blood with alcohol in my system. I could possibly not clot and bleed to death.
September 30, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Yikes! That’s nothing to joke about. Don’t drink tonight and celebrate tomorrow night. We’ll wait for you…that doesn’t mean we won’t NOT drink in the meantime, but you won’t be left behind!
September 30, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Good point, Kwake, didn’t think about the clotting issue. On the upside, though, if you drink a bit after the donation, you should get a buzz much sooner, I’d think.
September 30, 2011 at 11:33 pm
This dialysis patient says clotting is good. Had my access collapse once, and I can tell you from experience, being a quart low sucks. That, and doctors are horrible at Charades.
September 30, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Wait! I have tequila! And I like rum!
October 1, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Avast ye mateys! Bring ’round the mizzen and pour me another!
October 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Anyone seen Arty Farty?
September 30, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Damnit. Now you’ve gone and made me make myself a lemon drop.
September 30, 2011 at 6:53 pm
I have sweet tea vodka and lemonade. There is a real name for that drink (named after an alcoholic golfer), but I like to call it a Tipsy Arnold. Or, after 3, a Drunken Palmer.
September 30, 2011 at 7:48 pm
John Daly?
September 30, 2011 at 8:50 pm
I demand deep fried french toast and Long Island Iced Teas, but that’s just me.
September 30, 2011 at 10:54 pm
I second the French Toast. Or at least a grilled cheese. Something with bread that has been heated in some manner or another. I’m not too picky.
September 30, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Oh thank god, I was getting worried. Actually worried.
September 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Nothing new here since last night…nothing new over at Club Fuckery…I was wondering if I’d missed the “we’ll be doing other things, so amuse yourselves on Friday” memo. I’ve almost worn out my refresh button.
September 30, 2011 at 7:21 pm
HKpril is having computer issues…she’ll be back as soon as she’s gotten her shit together…or she’s too drunk to do anything else but come in here and amuse us all
September 30, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Which I adore her for, by the way
September 30, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Me too KJ. I thought I was in an alternate dimension for a little while. There was so much unshared fuckery. Luckily I only have a low grade fever and am low on regretsy.
September 30, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Your fuckery is hereby pardoned and forgiven. Future, productive fuckery of all kinds is much anticipated. That is all.
September 30, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Wait a minute, I didn’t agree to this! Fuckery not pardoned, I demand my Regretsy! That’s right, my Free Regretsy, given to me generously out of the pure goodness of HK’s heart!
Chant with me! We want Regretsy! We want Regretsy! We.. want.. No? Ok.
September 30, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Hardhat octopus is union labor.
September 30, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Union, eh? Well, that explains the delay!
September 30, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Don’t know why I made this, but it’ll kill about 5 seconds of your wait time.
September 30, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Totally awesome that you made it, who cares why!
September 30, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Very awesome. I’m on my third glass of booze, I could watch this thing for hours.
September 30, 2011 at 5:36 pm
I’m dead sober, and I could watch it for hours, too.
September 30, 2011 at 5:50 pm
I’m sober too…narcotics don’t count, right?
September 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm
No, narcotics don’t count. You have to do the counting for them.
September 30, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Does it count if The Count does the counting?
September 30, 2011 at 6:11 pm
I read that as “The Count’s CUNTS”.
September 30, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Me too. I must have missed that episode. I’m sure I would have remembered.
Today’s fuckery was brought to you by the letter C.
September 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Here you go, Cybele:
http://youtu.be/B-Wd-Q3F8KM
September 30, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Heavens to Betsy, chefann, where does he get all that energy to *bleep* so often?
Hmm…
Lady Kwake, to whom, exactly, are you donating your blood?
September 30, 2011 at 7:23 pm
It’s from that hand shoved up his ass.
September 30, 2011 at 8:00 pm
2 minutes of Count-related fuckery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQgB4424SIM
September 30, 2011 at 8:02 pm
aaand just realized that link has already been posted. I… yes.
October 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Also I’d like the verdict on prescribed drugs. Prescribed even for me. Back injury meds, too “fuzzy” right now to copy the names down…
September 30, 2011 at 5:48 pm
“It’ll kill about 5 seconds of your wait time.”
You underestimate just how long we will stare at the fuckery you have bestowed upon us.
September 30, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Yeah, that killed a lot longer than 5 seconds. It’s kind of hypnotic.
September 30, 2011 at 7:12 pm
crushin’ on you
September 30, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Nice! This sign will henceforth be posted on my door during my office hours.
September 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Wine is clutched in hand until Fuckery ceases, or begins again, whichever
September 30, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Please continue to hold: Your fuckery is important to us. Your comment will be read by the next available Fat, Jealous Loser, in the order in which it was received. Thank you for your patience, and have a whimsicle day.
September 30, 2011 at 5:33 pm
… segue to PON PON PON hold music….
September 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm
also, don’t forget the dancing Dror song. “Every day I’m shufflin”
September 30, 2011 at 6:06 pm
I am sensing… a mix tape…. Now That’s What I call Regretsy Hold Music, Vol. 1
September 30, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Aw, crap. Here we go again. (And it is TOTALLY “The Dror Song”, at least, to me.)
September 30, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Here is a song about vaginas!
http://thesomethingexperience.com/track/the-substitute
September 30, 2011 at 6:21 pm
That was not The Who. I am cheated!
September 30, 2011 at 7:04 pm
“vayina”
teeheehee!
October 1, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Beetlejuice!
September 30, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Please continue to hold. Your fuckery is very important to us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
September 30, 2011 at 7:40 pm
this is not the cool-aid I expected
September 30, 2011 at 11:41 pm
I have listened to this far too many times… I have figured out the Pon:Way ratio.
September 30, 2011 at 7:15 pm
okay, now crushin on YOU. I’, too tired and drunk to come up with shit. Counting on you guys, oh and you have Yankees in your name. Go Yankees!
September 30, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Wow, so many comments in so little time. Speaking of which, you can always tell when someone just wants first comment without reading the post because they just say something like, “Oh my god, this gives me a girl boner. Ok, gonna go masturbate myself.”
Or, if they Really want that first comment and don’t have time to think in complete sentences, it’s more like, “GIRL BONER, BAHHH!”
There’s no question. Facebook meta-feed has made first comment competition stiff. Stiffer than my GIRL BONER, BAHHH!
September 30, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Steampunk Construction, LLC?
September 30, 2011 at 5:35 pm
Stay Stoned
and
Carry On
September 30, 2011 at 5:44 pm
THIS!
September 30, 2011 at 5:51 pm
I’m on it!
September 30, 2011 at 6:05 pm
September 30, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Yeah, craptastic shoppery, but hey.. NyQuil.
September 30, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Sister, my sister!
September 30, 2011 at 7:21 pm
Author, author!
September 30, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Like I would ever stop drinking in the first place. Pshaw.
September 30, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Oh, that’s all?
Huh. Okay. Now I can roll over in bed and go back to not participating in the world.
September 30, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Well since we’ve got nothing better to do while we’re waiting:
September 30, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Oh my effing hell, do I love this! (!!!)
(Can I say the words?)
September 30, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Now I want to knit little hats for kittens.
September 30, 2011 at 5:54 pm
I want you to knit little hats for kittens.
September 30, 2011 at 6:04 pm
so do I, and bejewel cat buttholes.. damnit where’s my bedazzler?
September 30, 2011 at 6:10 pm
No, I’m sorry. I draw the line at bejeweling cat buttholes. I don’t like to bleed.
September 30, 2011 at 6:50 pm
I want you to want to knit little hat for kittens. With matching mittens.
October 1, 2011 at 2:20 pm
But Flounces, little kittens always lose their mittens and then I have to hang the kittens, in their mittens, on a clotheline. I was never sure what happened after that. My book ended there, with a torn page.
September 30, 2011 at 5:59 pm
“I’LL BE IN MY GORRAM BUNK”
September 30, 2011 at 6:03 pm
I’m gunna go change my panties. That was too awesome.
September 30, 2011 at 6:21 pm
Firefly reference! I LOVE YOU!
The kitty just needs a mini Vera to go with is BAMF hat!
September 30, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Not exactly Vera, but close enough? For a fat jealous loser like me:
http://www.ohboycattoy.com/product/ak-47-organic-catnip-cat-toy-handmade-by-oh-boy-cat-toy
September 30, 2011 at 6:54 pm
17″ long? Not exactly to scale for a li’l kitten! I’ll see what I can come up with.
October 1, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Maybe a nice little Colt for the kitten?
October 3, 2011 at 11:17 am
kittens love it!
September 30, 2011 at 6:48 pm
The orange kittehs are my current foster kittens. I’ll have them until they’re big enough to be neutered. The one in the hat is named Bronc. The one playing Wash is Dror.
September 30, 2011 at 7:35 pm
OMG I just realized how horrible that sounds, talking about neutering in the same breath that I mention who I named them after. Sorry guys, it was really meant to be an honor!
October 2, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Neutered males make the best pets.
Men wince when I mention this.
September 30, 2011 at 7:36 pm
I have them until they’re old enough to be adopted into a forever home. That’s much better.
September 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm
They are so adorable! (Adrorable?) And please, always neuter your kitties, it breaks my heart to see kittens on the street.
October 1, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Even neutered and spayed cats are on the street. I have a friend whose neutered cat used to go out until a recent injury (I hope the imposed house “arrest” will cure the cat of his roaming ideas; he’s big but not aggressive, so I worry even more about him).
I once had a neighbor who would feed stray cats by putting out bowls of water and food on her porch. She caught all but one and took them to her vet for neutering. He knew they were strays and gave her a price break. She’d take them home and when they recovered, let them out again. Not ideal, but she couldn’t keep all of them and it was a blessing that there were fewer fertile cats out there!
October 1, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Are those little hats felted?
September 30, 2011 at 8:47 pm
It’s Jayne’s hat!
Brown Coats forever….
(oh wait, wrong group of obsessed people)
September 30, 2011 at 8:49 pm
Bite your tongue! I’m totally obsessed with Firefly.
September 30, 2011 at 9:27 pm
It comes as no surprise that you have impeccable taste.
September 30, 2011 at 5:39 pm
I wasn’t too worried, but then again I don’t really care, and also being another (female) IT tech. I kinda knew it may not have been today. Sometimes our work takes over 3-4 days at a time to figure out. That is how much most people don’t clean their computers or don’t at least back them up properly. But without that I would be outta work right now too. Praise the PC.
September 30, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Dear IT worker: this. With love, Britain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg
September 30, 2011 at 5:40 pm
I thought the Cupcake Army had maybe kidnapped you. I was writing the fanfic and everything.
September 30, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Make sure it includes lots of Goatse.
And this.
Only, like, not.
September 30, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Is that Rosie Odonnell?????
September 30, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Yes, sadly, it is. It’s from a movie she did with Dan Akroyd a-way back when
September 30, 2011 at 5:59 pm
I was going to say that out of respect for my eDaughters I would not express a reac… oh holy Geebus on a cheese grater!!!!!!!!
Sorry eDaus, daddy has a weak mind.
September 30, 2011 at 6:26 pm
I guess that’s not the only thing that’s weak. (Like with most of Regretsy posts, I was at once repulsed and aroused.)
September 30, 2011 at 6:27 pm
“Guess that’s the only thing that’s weak”. Oops.
September 30, 2011 at 6:36 pm
That only reminds me of the guy getting paddled-slapped with a hairbrush thankfully.
September 30, 2011 at 6:36 pm
what? slapped should not be there. disregard that word.
September 30, 2011 at 10:01 pm
Sorry, it’s now forever on the
internetsinternet! LOLSeptember 30, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Please continue!
September 30, 2011 at 6:08 pm
What kind of slash fic does Regretsy create in your imaginative ability?
September 30, 2011 at 5:55 pm
I remember that movie. I wish I were watching it right now, but that’s because I was told that Bridesmaid was oh so funny. Everyone lied. I do not this movie. That is why I came to check Regretsy out. ARRrrrgggghhhhh.
September 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm
I do not this movie, either!
September 30, 2011 at 6:16 pm
I never this movie!
September 30, 2011 at 6:22 pm
I one the sandbox.
September 30, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Yes, well, that happens. Don’t worry about it. When you get to be a big boy, you won’t have so many accidents in the sandbox!
September 30, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Better than two the sandbox…
September 30, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Save the two the sandbox for the kitty in the hat.
September 30, 2011 at 7:08 pm
I accidentally the whole movie.
September 30, 2011 at 7:23 pm
I on purpose multi-purposed the whole movie.
And then I changed the size of its smell.
September 30, 2011 at 7:27 pm
I not the movie
None of it
All not
September 30, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Are you quiet serious about that, G Val?
If so, please rewrite your submission as haiku.
September 30, 2011 at 7:46 pm
I not the movie
None of it, all well is not
Actors, they not bleed
September 30, 2011 at 6:00 pm
o.O
Well okay then.
Did you know mapping out a cross-stitch octopus is a pain in the ass?
September 30, 2011 at 6:07 pm
If it’s a pain in the ass, then you’re not doing it right! Oh, wait, I don’t think that applies to cross stitch.
September 30, 2011 at 6:08 pm
when you’re done, would you mind sharing? I would love to do a doubleknit or illusion knit octopus scarf. Might just have to do it myself.
September 30, 2011 at 6:12 pm
I wouldn’t mind a bit! It’s going to be a silhouette, so you know.
October 1, 2011 at 12:26 pm
I’d love to see it as well! There’s a way to work that into a crocheted baby blanket, I’m sure of it!
October 1, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Steampunk Octopus—what a great idea! On the subway today, for no reason I could justify, I started wondering if I could chart a goatse in crochet (not a baby blanket, though), either in single crochet or maybe afghan and embroidered.
September 30, 2011 at 6:01 pm
So I picked a good night to get shitfaced?
September 30, 2011 at 6:27 pm
What is not a good night to get shit-faced?
September 30, 2011 at 6:39 pm
I consulted the scientists in my downstairs lab and they confirmed it’s always a good night to get shitfaced!!
September 30, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Let’s see what you wagered.
September 30, 2011 at 7:30 pm
September 30, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Lousy Smarch weather.
September 30, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Okay, I kind of love steampunk ocotpus and his little construction hat (although I would argue that it should be an old-timey diving helmet or something).
I recently discovered this link and I love it:”What your ‘Under Construction’ icon says about you”:http://www.cs.utah.edu/~gk/atwork/
September 30, 2011 at 6:11 pm
I’ve been drinking since six. THIS PAGE HASN’T CHANGED.
September 30, 2011 at 6:14 pm
I’m actually drunk whilst reading regretsy for once. Feels nice.
September 30, 2011 at 6:26 pm
I was tutoring chemistry today and a question came up about physical properties. I told him that water and alcohol have different freezing and boiling points, which are physical properties. He looked all perplexed and I asked, “What happens when you put water in the freezer?” He replied that it becomes ice. I then asked where his parents kept their vodka. It was only then that he understood.
September 30, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Natty Ice and a low self esteem. Formula for successful OR fro a beach weekend.
September 30, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Okay, which one of you fat ugly jealous losers did this?
Because it is FUCKING AWESOME.
September 30, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Ooh, ooh – it wasn’t me, but I remember that someone posted in a CF comment a few days ago that they had done it!
September 30, 2011 at 8:12 pm
DAMMIT. HOW DID I MISS THAT?
September 30, 2011 at 7:11 pm
GLORIOUS!
September 30, 2011 at 7:36 pm
I remember someone took credit for it…”SEARCH THE DUNGEONS!” (And it IS amazing.)
October 1, 2011 at 6:33 am
Damn, Wikipedia’s erased it already. But I did find this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Management_by_perkele
September 30, 2011 at 6:55 pm
September 30, 2011 at 7:02 pm
September 30, 2011 at 7:50 pm
I so want to attend! Please Holy Mother Mart, lead me to this church.
September 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm
If I may suggest next week’s marquee?
September 30, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Also, “Jesus is pleased by you on your knees”
September 30, 2011 at 9:34 pm
September 30, 2011 at 7:27 pm
http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/party-in-my-pants-adult-costume/
I saw this and thought of you all, I will just leave the link here
September 30, 2011 at 7:30 pm
This one works for this crowd too…kinda reminds me of someone…now who am I thinking of…?
http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/ring-toss-adult-costume/
September 30, 2011 at 8:40 pm
My Dad still talks about how he always wanted to go to a Halloween party as a pull toy…. wearing only roller-skates.
October 3, 2011 at 2:52 pm
http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/chest-wig/
Could buy this for your man, to wear every night, and pretend he’s Dror… Mmmmmm
September 30, 2011 at 7:29 pm
Anyone see the 12 year old two faced cat?
http://yourlife.usatoday.com/parenting-family/pets/cats/story/2011-09-30/Rare-two-faced-cat-lives-12-years-sets-record/50614516/1
September 30, 2011 at 8:41 pm
I’d rather hang out with him than a blob fish.
September 30, 2011 at 8:58 pm
I was gonna save that photo for the next time April posted a blog entry from Alison or one of Etsy’s other fucking cupcakes. Maybe with a little photoshopped beret and cutesy eyeroll. But that would be wrong, wouldn’t it?
October 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Wrong…maybe. Funny…hell yes.
That’s pretty amazing! Kinda scary, but I have such a big heart for animals, cats especially, I’d love him just like my others.
September 30, 2011 at 7:31 pm
tangent jump: need scotch need scotch need scotch
September 30, 2011 at 7:47 pm
September 30, 2011 at 8:10 pm
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September 30, 2011 at 8:12 pm
September 30, 2011 at 8:26 pm
OMWANKINGG THIS IS WORSE THAN THE GREAT LIVEJOURNAL BLACKOUT OF 2005!!!
But not worse than a real power outage. My town’s power was out for a whole 45 MINUTES yesterday and you would have thought it was the god-damned zombie apocalypse. People were running around like God himself was gonna open up that big ol’ goatse in the sky and slurp up us all. They seemed to forget how to drive. Had it gone on much longer I think they would have started hoarding fuel and dry goods.
September 30, 2011 at 8:27 pm
I now want this… As a sign, maybe a little figurine to put on my desk as I work (or not work… Whatever the case may be…) or just… something. I love this little construction picture.
May the drinking commence! (And why was I not drinking earlier?!)
September 30, 2011 at 8:33 pm
Awwww, did the placental stain drip all the way through the mattress and get on the server? Quick, mop it up with a knit gimp mask!
September 30, 2011 at 8:37 pm
All this early drinking is going to throw me off my game once the Club comes up.
September 30, 2011 at 9:11 pm
I found a mini bottle of something in the bottom of my purse! I’mma gunna drink it! Also my sister brought me some kind of german schnapps (I think its fig flavored) digging it out now!
September 30, 2011 at 9:31 pm
Bleah, and OMG THAT BURNS!
September 30, 2011 at 11:37 pm
I am currently in my hometown (middle of nowhere, arizona), where what they call “Art In The Park” is happening.
It’s like one big clusterfuck of wtflolz, all in the park in the middle of the city. Anyone in the city or surrounding areas that makes crafts and can pay the entrance fee comes together for a weekend and sells their shit.
While some are actually pretty amazing, most are just confusing and humorous.
But I think the best part is watching the people that come out to walk through the park for this.
It’s like watching live-action-etsy, with all the crazy crafters and the people that support them.
October 4, 2011 at 10:55 am