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Perfect for my toddler’s Disney themed bedroom.
Great gifts for every member of your family!
Guess what mom’s getting for Christmas?!
One of my professors (and advisor) is sitting directly behind me when I should be working on my thesis. Whoops.
This is fantastic, though. Totally worth the awkwardness.
Speaking as a prof, and fellow Regretsian, I find that highly amusing
I like these.
Me too! I saw the princesses and knew right away this was going to be some shit I have to own.
The look of shock on the Lady’s face is realizing that she caught something from the Tramp.
Remember kids: You’re not just sharing spaghetti with someone. You’re sharing spaghetti with everyone they’ve ever shared spaghetti with.
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and everybody’s got a random!
I guess they called him Tramp for a reason. He was probably running around eating spaghetti with any bitch that would let him sniff her ass…
I want all of them. If I had to choose, though, as much as I love gay sex, Lady taking a poop wins.
I kind of agree.
I mean about which one I want, not about gay sex.
Not that I have an issue with gay sex. I just don’t have gay sex.
Except that one time in the 80s.
That’s right Helen, run away. We spend one heavenly night of unbridled pleasure together and now you can’t even bring yourself to use 12 point font? You bitch…
Oh and I suppose that story is missing too! Probably buried out in the desert somewhere with poor Kevin Spacey.
Hahahaha. An indiscretion borne on the wings of a coke high and a six-pack of wine coolers.*
*Also the circumstances of my own birth
your birth, or rather your conception?
Wow! You were born at a booze and drug induced orgy?
But the spikes! The spikes on the frame! How can you pass up such detail?
Fully agree. Lady poops trump spikey bums EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
“Lady poops trump spikey bums EVERY. DAMN. TIME.”
Out of context quote of the day???
… or awesome new sampler?
GIRLS DON’T POOP
maybe that is why she looks so shocked?
So awesomely wrong! Totally want!
The neighbor girl is really into princesses…
And so are the princesses!
Why don’t I own all of these?
The Fetish Princes are giving me a hardon over here.
I kind of just got a lady boner too.
I wish I could give you five thumbs up for this one.
Wow. Lady boner does not mean what I thought it means.
Your wish is granted (plus one for good luck)
Although I have been know to be curious, I’d like to focus on the more canine side of me and confess I was more turned on by The Lady pooping…Mmmm…need to smell that ass!
Thank God I’m not the only one!
This makes me want to draw again… MY MUSE!
Your muse is a cocker spaniel taking a poop and princes giving blowies? We have the same muse!
Ariel & Aurora making out makes me feel strangely tingly, then it makes me feel shame…I must own these.
exactly what went through my head…um…yeah, I’ll stick with “head”
it kind of reminds me of this:
I actually think they would go nicely over my couch. As a sort of set, you know?
Ohh! Love that!
I’m a Watchmen fan, so you reminded me of this:
Liberty and Justice for all??
Justice, being blind, thought she was kissing Vengeance.
lady liberty always wanted to cornhole her a blind bitch!
Crap! Hope my daughter never sees that. She’s already convinced “Lady Liberty” is a man in a dress.
Why.. can’t I find where to purchase these? Someone help a sista out!
Correction. I found where to buy the actual paintings themselves, but has anyone found prints?
I want them too! But I’m not techsawy enough to find anything!
I can’t find them for sale anywhere (at least, not where they haven’t already been sold), but here are some more I came across while I was searching.
But how do I buy one?? I clicked the gallery links and didn’t see this artist. Arg.
Here is the link to the full gallery that was shown.
I’d like the princesses one more if it were Mulan and Jasmine… although I’d also go for Belle as a replacement for one of them.
Lovin’ the mutant Bambi and mother, too. I want a baby deer with two heads! I’d name it Derpi!
I love the way you think!
I’d like a Mulan/Jasmine one better too!
Or maybe just as a part of the overall collection?
Why not just get a Princess orgy?
only for special occasions
Otherwise, it’s just overkill
The results for a Google image search of “Disney Princess orgy” are very disappointing.
“Disney Princess lesbian is much more fruitful. There’s a whole page of Jasmine femslash.
Then there’s this:
(Embedded image ’cause a page link gets you “Unsafe Content: login in to see.”
Don’t look anthropochick! (sex makes her scared)
I could go for part of the overall collection, but I’d get Mulan/Jasmine as a print (if we could get prints) and hang it on my wall where everyone could see it.
“Oh, that’s Mulan and Jasmine making out. Great, isn’t it?”
Posting this made me utter “Love my life!” thank you for making my night!
Try looking at (actual artist) Frank Kozik’s work. The style is a complete Kozik/Disney mishmash ripoff…
HOT, especially the last one.
The Lady portrait is divine. Although, watching a dog take a shit will give you a sty in your eye. My grandma told me so.
For some reason this made me think you are Italian.
Excuse me while I go get my strange prejudices sorted out. o.O
No, not Italian. Hillbilly. Grandma was born and raised in the hills of West-by-god-Virginia in 1911.
I knew there was a reason why I was drawn to you. My family moved to Randolph County around the 1820′s-ish. My family’s lived in WV ever since with nothing to show for it except black lung.
OK, so it was not just MY mother and grandmother making that up. Only instead of a sty, they told me I’d get a wart. TO THIS DAY I can’t watch a dog crap.
We had a dog who would stare right back if you were looking while he was pooping. I always imagined he was silently begging for some privacy, so I turned around until he was done.
I’d like to think he was gettin’ all puffed up about it. “Oh, you like to watch huh? Well watch THIS!!! Your grass will never grow in this spot again, now get me a snausage and gtfo!”.
“Get me a sausage and gtfo!” will now be my response to anyone that looks at me funny when I babble like a lunatic. I’ll be using it A LOT. Thanks Bill
Fuck my phone! It corrected snausage. Saying sausage would be ok, but snausage would be much more fun.
My parents’ dogs stare too. I also give them privacy. You’re not alone.
Our dog always looked radiantly happy while pooping. I confess, I thought it was a sweet expression.
I’ll never think of “morning wood” the same way again.
Ha, I see what you did there.
Despite growing up in FL I never like the Disney creations but this, this could change my mind.
HOLY SHIT! I just found my new avatar! God bless you Helen and all the evil you spread like ragweed polled during allergy season!
What a dumbass am I; that should be *pollen. Gimmie a break, it’s hard typing with a glass of Scotch in one hand.
…or you’re just saying “pollen” with a stuffy nose.
Hmm, excuse me a moment. Got to hit the liquor cabinet so I can test this hypothesis.
This guy is ridiculously talented! Dear old Walt must be spinning in his grave.
I think you mean spinning in his cryogenic chamber.
Just his head, the rest of his body is spinning in his grave
(but only if you believe that stuff)
No, you’re confusing Uncle Walt with Ted Williams. The daughter got the head (don’t…just don’t) because she said Daddy wanted to be cryogenically frozen and the son got the father’ torso (wasn’t that the plot of some B-grade horror movie from the 1970s?) and buried it.
nah, I wasn’t confusing them (and I wouldn’t…I just wouldn’t), I think it’s funny that some people believe the cryogenics thing about WD (not saying chefann does, I was just adding to the reference).
Your story is rather strange though…got an article reference on that? I love reading that crap!
(You know, the more you know, eh?)
@G Val…you are doubting me? YOU are doubting ME? Whoa, just be glad I’m not feeling snarky and pull a “Let Me Google That For You” on you.
Seriously, though, I got the details wrong. The son and one daughter had the body split and EACH part (including the head that was “accidentally cracked 10 times”) frozen separately. Another daughter swore Daddy wanted to be cremated. Well, I guess she should still get his wish.
Wow, I just learned something. I thought he was frozen.
I also heard there were secret clubs in Disney World, with secret doors on Main St. For secret stuff.
@Kmitch747: Those “secret doors” are to store any dead bodies until the park closes and then it’s taken out past the gates and dumped and an anonymous phone call to Orlando’s PD is made. I’ve heard that no death has ever been DECLARED on Disney property. That is why. Oh, and there’s this: http://www.snopes.com/disney/parks/declare.asp
The fetish one reminds me of the Disney Heroes series by David Kawena:
Those are gorgeous but some of them make me feel a little like someone is about to ask me to take a seat right over there. Which I expect is part of the point.
I agree! The subject matter isn’t “my style”, but the artwork is fantastic
It’s the Peter Pan one. That one made me feel a little ewww-y
FINALLY! I got what I wanted when I wished upon that star like 10 years ago!
Fictionally speaking, I’d tap any of those starting with Kuzco
We watched “Tangled” over the weekend, and I had impure thoughts about that Ryder guy. I had to remind myself that he’s a CARTOON.
But…so was Robin, and I still bought too many Batman comics as a girl.
I also have a thing for Blood Elf guys.
Gotta love David Kawena he makes my ever so happy.
Holy crapola, I will now never be able to watch a Disney cartoon again without picturing every male character packing some serious man meat,along with pecs and butts that make you feel things you shouldn’t feel for cartoon characters.
Oh look, a shiny chainmail thong.
*dies of nosebleed*
*fap fap fap fap*
Especially for David from Lilo & Stitch. Damn.
I need a print of Lady taking a shit. It will look charming among the pictures of all the cocker spaniels (many named Lady) that my mother has owned.
These are awesome!!!! Surely there are more?
Someday my Prince will come… all over my face
so hard to get away from fb farming I had to meld to obsessions
What are you farming, big piles of Lady’s turds?
manure makes a great fertilizer
If I could get the princess one as a duvet cover I’d die a happy lesbian…
Haha, now that I’ve grown up and come out, I realized that Ariel was my first crush. I loved the other princesses too, but I thought she looked particularly beautiful swimming under the sea in her sea-shell brassiere. And as much as I feel like I’m dishonoring my innocent 5 year old crush by looking at that picture, it makes me so happy…
You know, Disney actually produces multi-princess quilt kits. I bought one on sale at JoAnn’s a few years ago — I bet it could be hacked.
What a perfect idea, Apostrophe.
You know you’ve read too much Regretsy when you delete the comment you were GOING to submit knowing you’ll be thumbed down. Ha.
I think we should thumb you down anyway, just for posting that.
All in favor? Settled then.
Yay! I love it when I’m on the thumbing-down side of the posts. It’s SO awesome to dump on someone like we’re doing. Except this will probably get me a thumbs down for being bitchy, won’t it?
@Mugsy — I would never down-thumb you for being bitchy. Ever.
@Steampunk Octopus: Aw, thanks!
I can’t they’re at 69 thumbsdown and I don’t want to mess with that perfect number.
I would seriously buy the first one, if I didn’t spend all my money on rum.
You, leaving the world rumless, is why I now need to purchase that first one…
Why is the rum always gone?
Another mystery of life. There must be a lot of pirate fairies out there because I never remember emptying the bottle…
*runs off to store to buy more rum*
And don’t forget my vodka this time either!
@Stephsparkle, you must be more precise: “And don’t forget my vodka and don’t drink it all before you get back this time, either!”
*running back to store*
The rum is always gone because I poured it down my gullet faster than you can say spatula.
I don’t know what spatulas have to do with anything, though, other than flipping eggs and pancakes.
And giving the Aunt Jemima Treatment.
OH EM GEE!!!
Those are freaking great!
2 thumbs down??
NOTE TO SELF: we can make fun of Disney characters, but making fun of people who type “OMG” is off limits
Yeah I found that out last night, I think I’m up to -36 on the previous thread, I’m not ever going to type the letters again…
LOL, live and learn, I guess.
wait, am I still allowed to use “LOL” even if I didn’t actually laugh out loud?
Ugh, I don’t know. And never apologize to anyone, ever. Touchy stuff around here.
*But where else would I rather spend half my day when I should be working?*
I’m only a week old so I have an excuse.
I can’t believe “OMG” and “LOL” made it past Bronc.
Oh my days, I would buy ALL of them! That is exactly the sort of art I love! Mind you I am a Frank Kosik fan…..
Walt’s cryogenically frozen head must be spinning in it’s frosty case right now.
That little crying horse needs a thumb, just not sure where to put it though and which direction it should face.
She’s a pony filly, and she isn’t crying – she’s just bewildered at the flagrant attack on animated innocence.* Except for that last one, that one’s golden. I’m all for excrement, but sex makes me scared inside. Some things don’t need sexual tension, like Winnie the Pooh, for instance. IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE**
*like the creepers who insist on shipping ponies
She’s not crying…yet. She is whimpering, though–look at her bottom lip. A whimpering pretty little pony: Butthurt + Flounce + Glitter.
Don’t blaspheme Applebloom!
I think you may have brought Applebloom to the wrong forum.
Oh, I’m not blaspheming your precious little Applebloom (“Applebloom”? Really? Shit), but just don’t let her anywhere near me when I’ve got my glue gun all fired up, know what I’m sayin’? ‘Cause she’ll be shittin’ sequins until the cows come home and there ain’t no cows comin’ home unless they want to take the BBQ shortcut, knowwhatimean?
p.s. I have no idea why my inner homegirl came out here. Please excuse her. She’ll go away now and go bust some bitch ass for makin’ moves on her boi.
p.p.s. Sorry. She’s a little hard to control sometimes. I think I’ll have some chocolate. That always calms her.
Applebloom? Sounds like food.
I’ll host the BBQ, but who will bring the coleslaw?
MissWalstra, gimme those thumbs for Mugsy Doodle (I love you Mugsy). Have some rum too.
(Apologies for the enormousness of this pic – I found it, I didn’t make it)
Haha, now that’s what I needed!
@Anthropochick: That is ONE happy fucking pony filly. From the smile on her face and her positions, it looks like she’s fucking two studs at the same time, and joyfully speaking to one, “Fuck YOU!” then the other, “Fuck YOU!” Bounce, bounce, bounce!
That is the most happy fucking pony ever..I’m stealing that picture and sending it to people who deserve a big old cheerful pile of fuck you.
oop, a little late to the party, but here ya go, Mugsy Doodle!
@Kmitch747 & MissWalstra: A belated THANK-YOU!
Applebloom sees what you did there.
I read every instance of “Applebloom” as “Applebottom.”
You’re not alone on that one, PostmenopawsTM. (Sorry, I couldn’t get a superscript, even with our old friends, Copy & Paste.)
Yeah. The special hell.
lemon_bombs, you know that the rest of us will be with you in that special hell…all good ^_^
With all the wonderfullness that Lemon Bombs has given us, she doesn’t need to bring anything to Hell–we’ll supply all the liquor and munchies. I’ll even crochet her image into a lovely antimacassar for her chair.
Who do you have to sleep with around here to get some of those prints!!!!
Me. Get in line…
Can I have the Little Mermaid on a seafood chopping block? I’ll hang it in my kitchen right next to my Aladdin falling from his carpet.
My position as erotic Disney art provocateur at Regretsy has been usurped.
Love the title.
I don’t even know how I came to make this in the forums. I just know I pitched the idea and shit this masterpiece out five minutes later.
I just laughed so hard I woke the baby, got the dog barking, drooled in my drink, and nearly peed my pants. I love you for this.
As much as I like the rest of them, I think the purchase of Pinocchio with a woody (pun fully intended) should land the buyer on a watch list of some kind.
“We are the… Aristocats!” That’s the mural I dream of owning.
LOL! I got a mental image of Duchess sitting in a litter box!
She’s really good at scat, so that makes sense.
I like this one http://www.laluzdejesus.com/shows/2011/Kitschen-Sync2011/Ontiveros_LG_Drunk_of_love.jpg
This one, titled “Hey, ho!” preceeded the Dwarfs’ gang-banging her. That one’s titled “Surprise!”
I see what you did there!
I need to own the dumbo one. need. And I would save it in a fire.
Snow White Drunk on Love
oops! too late!
The guy is very talented. Not sure he’s still alive, though. He might have been suffocated under the weight of an army of lawyers.
No doubt he must have suffered greatly under the giant piles of mouse turds.
The True End: Princes
Pinocchio is a very popular liar.
Reminds me of a birthday card I gave someone: Barbie sitting on Pinocchio’s face. “Tell me the truth! Tell me a lie! Tell me the truth! Tell me a lie!”
I dunno. Not a bit fan of splinters.
A little lube, that’s all you need. Try “Johnson’s Wax.”
Murphy’s Oil Soap helps, too.
Helpful Hint: Just make sure you get the low-sudsing formula. Otherwise, energetic thrusting makes your vulva looks like the mouth of a rabid wombat.
The spikes make it extra awesome.
I am a huge Disney fan. But seriously, that milk toast happily ever after shit gets kinda irritating after a while. I’d much rather see the Wicked Queen be a drag queen in bondage gear, carrying a giant dildo on a stick as her scepter.
But that’s just me.
Am I right that this thought didn’t just spring to mind when you saw this post? Perhaps the whole Wicked-Queen-in-Bondage-with-a-Giant-Dildo-on-a-Stick-as-a-Scepter idea has been with you for a while.
Hey, I’m not criticizing. I’m impressed with your imagination!
somebody needs to make that happen with their artistic photoshop ability. I would, but I don’t have time right now!
i want pinocchio
And it would appear he wants you too.
I actually like the first one.
I might have to send the Lady one to my Disney-worshipping, dog-loving friend. Maybe.
Hmm. The standing up prince looks like Robert Pattinson.
I wish Bambi’s mother only had one head.
Ah, the corruption of childhood memories… I love it!
This also reminds me of one of my favorite murals in my town:
Betty and Wilma getting it on, NSFW
I always knew that Betty was domme. That girlish giggle didn’t fool me for a minute.
Finally a Disney prince I can get behind. Or in front of. Sometimes I like to whistle while he works.
And sometimes you can’t whistle while you work.
I want all of them. Now.
can we buy one and sneak it into a Disney park and leave it in a public area?
We should pull a banksy and hang this shit in a museum.
Oh god. The Princes and Princesses.
*fap fap fap*
how funny, while youtubing yesterday, i found this-
I am IN LOVE. How do I make this official? His baudy designs combined with my hatred for all the silly things…holy crap. Tiny animals are already gathering and the birds are helping me get dressed so…
Also, SUCK IT MY LOVE!
(First let me say…I hope this guy has a good lawyer, because those Disney freaks are some litigious fuckers.)
These are awesome…except I died a little when I saw Lady taking a shit.
Somehow, in my warped, LatT-loving mind, I could have handled Tramp doing it. Or even humping someone’s leg.
Until this moment, I was able to believe that Lady never had to do such indelicate things. It kind of makes me want to write a childrens’ book called “Even Lady Shits.”
Speaking of erections..
I didn’t realize HBO and Disney had merged.
The studded price one is still available!
Only $400!!! All the others were sold – Soz!
Personally, I would have this one!
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