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September 8, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Perfect for my toddler’s Disney themed bedroom.
September 8, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Great gifts for every member of your family!
September 8, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Guess what mom’s getting for Christmas?!
September 8, 2011 at 12:07 pm
One of my professors (and advisor) is sitting directly behind me when I should be working on my thesis. Whoops.
This is fantastic, though. Totally worth the awkwardness.
September 8, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Speaking as a prof, and fellow Regretsian, I find that highly amusing
September 8, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I like these.
September 8, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Me too! I saw the princesses and knew right away this was going to be some shit I have to own.
September 8, 2011 at 12:08 pm
The look of shock on the Lady’s face is realizing that she caught something from the Tramp.
Remember kids: You’re not just sharing spaghetti with someone. You’re sharing spaghetti with everyone they’ve ever shared spaghetti with.
September 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm
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September 8, 2011 at 2:13 pm
I guess they called him Tramp for a reason. He was probably running around eating spaghetti with any bitch that would let him sniff her ass…
September 8, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I want all of them. If I had to choose, though, as much as I love gay sex, Lady taking a poop wins.
September 8, 2011 at 12:29 pm
I kind of agree.
I mean about which one I want, not about gay sex.
Not that I have an issue with gay sex. I just don’t have gay sex.
Except that one time in the 80s.
Gotta go
September 8, 2011 at 1:18 pm
That’s right Helen, run away. We spend one heavenly night of unbridled pleasure together and now you can’t even bring yourself to use 12 point font? You bitch…
Call me…
September 8, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Oh and I suppose that story is missing too! Probably buried out in the desert somewhere with poor Kevin Spacey.
September 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Hahahaha. An indiscretion borne on the wings of a coke high and a six-pack of wine coolers.*
*Also the circumstances of my own birth
September 8, 2011 at 4:11 pm
your birth, or rather your conception?
September 8, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Wow! You were born at a booze and drug induced orgy?
Awesome
September 8, 2011 at 12:31 pm
But the spikes! The spikes on the frame! How can you pass up such detail?
September 8, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Fully agree. Lady poops trump spikey bums EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
September 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm
“Lady poops trump spikey bums EVERY. DAMN. TIME.”
Out of context quote of the day???
September 8, 2011 at 7:00 pm
… or awesome new sampler?
September 8, 2011 at 8:21 pm
GIRLS DON’T POOP
September 9, 2011 at 5:35 am
maybe that is why she looks so shocked?
September 8, 2011 at 12:09 pm
So awesomely wrong! Totally want!
September 8, 2011 at 12:09 pm
The neighbor girl is really into princesses…
September 8, 2011 at 1:19 pm
And so are the princesses!
September 8, 2011 at 12:10 pm
Why don’t I own all of these?
September 8, 2011 at 12:10 pm
The Fetish Princes are giving me a hardon over here.
September 8, 2011 at 12:12 pm
I kind of just got a lady boner too.
September 8, 2011 at 12:29 pm
I wish I could give you five thumbs up for this one.
September 8, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Wow. Lady boner does not mean what I thought it means.
September 8, 2011 at 12:50 pm
Your wish is granted (plus one for good luck)
September 8, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Thanks!
September 8, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Although I have been know to be curious, I’d like to focus on the more canine side of me and confess I was more turned on by The Lady pooping…Mmmm…need to smell that ass!
September 8, 2011 at 11:48 pm
Thank God I’m not the only one!
September 8, 2011 at 12:10 pm
This makes me want to draw again… MY MUSE!
September 8, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Your muse is a cocker spaniel taking a poop and princes giving blowies? We have the same muse!
September 8, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Ariel & Aurora making out makes me feel strangely tingly, then it makes me feel shame…I must own these.
September 8, 2011 at 12:38 pm
exactly what went through my head…um…yeah, I’ll stick with “head”
September 8, 2011 at 1:41 pm
it kind of reminds me of this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5SYsjptKNpI/SDRsK-Y1oLI/AAAAAAAAALA/elnug-K0YJA/s320/Lady+Liberty+kissing+Lady+Justice.bmp
I actually think they would go nicely over my couch. As a sort of set, you know?
September 8, 2011 at 1:41 pm
crap. THIS:
September 8, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Ohh! Love that!
September 8, 2011 at 2:13 pm
I’m a Watchmen fan, so you reminded me of this:
September 8, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Liberty and Justice for all??
September 9, 2011 at 12:31 am
Justice, being blind, thought she was kissing Vengeance.
September 9, 2011 at 5:38 am
lady liberty always wanted to cornhole her a blind bitch!
September 9, 2011 at 10:34 am
Crap! Hope my daughter never sees that. She’s already convinced “Lady Liberty” is a man in a dress.
September 8, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Why.. can’t I find where to purchase these? Someone help a sista out!
September 8, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Correction. I found where to buy the actual paintings themselves, but has anyone found prints?
September 8, 2011 at 12:44 pm
I want them too! But I’m not techsawy enough to find anything!
September 8, 2011 at 12:17 pm
I can’t find them for sale anywhere (at least, not where they haven’t already been sold), but here are some more I came across while I was searching.
http://drollgirl.blogspot.com/2011/08/jose-rodolfo-loaiza-ontiveros.html
September 8, 2011 at 12:14 pm
But how do I buy one?? I clicked the gallery links and didn’t see this artist. Arg.
September 8, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Here is the link to the full gallery that was shown.
http://www.laluzdejesus.com/shows/2011/Loaiza/Ontiveros2011.htm
September 8, 2011 at 12:15 pm
I’d like the princesses one more if it were Mulan and Jasmine… although I’d also go for Belle as a replacement for one of them.
Lovin’ the mutant Bambi and mother, too. I want a baby deer with two heads! I’d name it Derpi!
September 8, 2011 at 12:39 pm
I love the way you think!
I’d like a Mulan/Jasmine one better too!
Or maybe just as a part of the overall collection?
September 8, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Why not just get a Princess orgy?
September 8, 2011 at 1:04 pm
only for special occasions
Otherwise, it’s just overkill
September 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm
The results for a Google image search of “Disney Princess orgy” are very disappointing.
“Disney Princess lesbian is much more fruitful. There’s a whole page of Jasmine femslash.
http://www.squidoo.com/jasmine-disney-femslash
Then there’s this:
(Embedded image ’cause a page link gets you “Unsafe Content: login in to see.”
September 8, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Don’t look anthropochick! (sex makes her scared)
September 8, 2011 at 12:52 pm
I could go for part of the overall collection, but I’d get Mulan/Jasmine as a print (if we could get prints) and hang it on my wall where everyone could see it.
“What’s that?”
“Oh, that’s Mulan and Jasmine making out. Great, isn’t it?”
“Uhh….”
September 8, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Gotchan
Posting this made me utter “Love my life!” thank you for making my night!
September 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Try looking at (actual artist) Frank Kozik’s work. The style is a complete Kozik/Disney mishmash ripoff…
September 8, 2011 at 12:15 pm
HOT, especially the last one.
September 8, 2011 at 12:18 pm
The Lady portrait is divine. Although, watching a dog take a shit will give you a sty in your eye. My grandma told me so.
September 8, 2011 at 12:37 pm
For some reason this made me think you are Italian.
Excuse me while I go get my strange prejudices sorted out. o.O
September 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm
No, not Italian. Hillbilly. Grandma was born and raised in the hills of West-by-god-Virginia in 1911.
September 8, 2011 at 7:33 pm
I knew there was a reason why I was drawn to you. My family moved to Randolph County around the 1820′s-ish. My family’s lived in WV ever since with nothing to show for it except black lung.
September 8, 2011 at 1:13 pm
OK, so it was not just MY mother and grandmother making that up. Only instead of a sty, they told me I’d get a wart. TO THIS DAY I can’t watch a dog crap.
September 8, 2011 at 1:43 pm
We had a dog who would stare right back if you were looking while he was pooping. I always imagined he was silently begging for some privacy, so I turned around until he was done.
September 8, 2011 at 1:58 pm
I’d like to think he was gettin’ all puffed up about it. “Oh, you like to watch huh? Well watch THIS!!! Your grass will never grow in this spot again, now get me a snausage and gtfo!”.
September 8, 2011 at 2:31 pm
“Get me a sausage and gtfo!” will now be my response to anyone that looks at me funny when I babble like a lunatic. I’ll be using it A LOT. Thanks Bill
September 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Fuck my phone! It corrected snausage. Saying sausage would be ok, but snausage would be much more fun.
September 8, 2011 at 2:09 pm
My parents’ dogs stare too. I also give them privacy. You’re not alone.
September 8, 2011 at 9:12 pm
Our dog always looked radiantly happy while pooping. I confess, I thought it was a sweet expression.
September 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm
I’ll never think of “morning wood” the same way again.
September 8, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Ha, I see what you did there.
September 8, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Despite growing up in FL I never like the Disney creations but this, this could change my mind.
September 8, 2011 at 12:20 pm
HOLY SHIT! I just found my new avatar! God bless you Helen and all the evil you spread like ragweed polled during allergy season!
September 8, 2011 at 12:22 pm
What a dumbass am I; that should be *pollen. Gimmie a break, it’s hard typing with a glass of Scotch in one hand.
September 8, 2011 at 12:51 pm
…or you’re just saying “pollen” with a stuffy nose.
September 8, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Hmm, excuse me a moment. Got to hit the liquor cabinet so I can test this hypothesis.
September 8, 2011 at 12:23 pm
This guy is ridiculously talented! Dear old Walt must be spinning in his grave.
September 8, 2011 at 12:28 pm
I think you mean spinning in his cryogenic chamber.
September 8, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Just his head, the rest of his body is spinning in his grave
(but only if you believe that stuff)
September 8, 2011 at 1:34 pm
No, you’re confusing Uncle Walt with Ted Williams. The daughter got the head (don’t…just don’t) because she said Daddy wanted to be cryogenically frozen and the son got the father’ torso (wasn’t that the plot of some B-grade horror movie from the 1970s?) and buried it.
September 8, 2011 at 1:48 pm
nah, I wasn’t confusing them (and I wouldn’t…I just wouldn’t), I think it’s funny that some people believe the cryogenics thing about WD (not saying chefann does, I was just adding to the reference).
Your story is rather strange though…got an article reference on that? I love reading that crap!
(You know, the more you know, eh?)
September 8, 2011 at 1:58 pm
@G Val…you are doubting me? YOU are doubting ME? Whoa, just be glad I’m not feeling snarky and pull a “Let Me Google That For You” on you.
Seriously, though, I got the details wrong. The son and one daughter had the body split and EACH part (including the head that was “accidentally cracked 10 times”) frozen separately. Another daughter swore Daddy wanted to be cremated. Well, I guess she should still get his wish.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/12/20/national/main533849.shtml
September 8, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Wow, I just learned something. I thought he was frozen.
I also heard there were secret clubs in Disney World, with secret doors on Main St. For secret stuff.
September 8, 2011 at 2:34 pm
@Kmitch747: Those “secret doors” are to store any dead bodies until the park closes and then it’s taken out past the gates and dumped and an anonymous phone call to Orlando’s PD is made. I’ve heard that no death has ever been DECLARED on Disney property. That is why. Oh, and there’s this: http://www.snopes.com/disney/parks/declare.asp
September 8, 2011 at 12:24 pm
The fetish one reminds me of the Disney Heroes series by David Kawena:
http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/gallery/89102
(Preeeetty NSFW)
September 8, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Those are gorgeous but some of them make me feel a little like someone is about to ask me to take a seat right over there. Which I expect is part of the point.
September 8, 2011 at 12:41 pm
I agree! The subject matter isn’t “my style”, but the artwork is fantastic
September 9, 2011 at 10:41 am
It’s the Peter Pan one. That one made me feel a little ewww-y
September 8, 2011 at 1:07 pm
FINALLY! I got what I wanted when I wished upon that star like 10 years ago!
September 8, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Fictionally speaking, I’d tap any of those starting with Kuzco
September 9, 2011 at 12:54 am
We watched “Tangled” over the weekend, and I had impure thoughts about that Ryder guy. I had to remind myself that he’s a CARTOON.
But…so was Robin, and I still bought too many Batman comics as a girl.
I also have a thing for Blood Elf guys.
And Trolls.
September 8, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Gotta love David Kawena he makes my ever so happy.
September 8, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Holy crapola, I will now never be able to watch a Disney cartoon again without picturing every male character packing some serious man meat,along with pecs and butts that make you feel things you shouldn’t feel for cartoon characters.
September 8, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Oh look, a shiny chainmail thong.
*dies of nosebleed*
September 8, 2011 at 6:30 pm
*fap fap fap fap*
Especially for David from Lilo & Stitch. Damn.
September 8, 2011 at 12:25 pm
I need a print of Lady taking a shit. It will look charming among the pictures of all the cocker spaniels (many named Lady) that my mother has owned.
September 8, 2011 at 12:26 pm
These are awesome!!!! Surely there are more?
September 8, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Someday my Prince will come… all over my face
September 8, 2011 at 12:28 pm
so hard to get away from fb farming I had to meld to obsessions
September 8, 2011 at 12:31 pm
What are you farming, big piles of Lady’s turds?
September 8, 2011 at 1:11 pm
manure makes a great fertilizer
September 8, 2011 at 12:29 pm
If I could get the princess one as a duvet cover I’d die a happy lesbian…
September 8, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Haha, now that I’ve grown up and come out, I realized that Ariel was my first crush. I loved the other princesses too, but I thought she looked particularly beautiful swimming under the sea in her sea-shell brassiere. And as much as I feel like I’m dishonoring my innocent 5 year old crush by looking at that picture, it makes me so happy…
September 11, 2011 at 11:07 pm
You know, Disney actually produces multi-princess quilt kits. I bought one on sale at JoAnn’s a few years ago — I bet it could be hacked.
What a perfect idea, Apostrophe.
September 8, 2011 at 12:32 pm
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September 8, 2011 at 12:33 pm
I think we should thumb you down anyway, just for posting that.
September 8, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Agreed.
September 8, 2011 at 12:47 pm
All in favor? Settled then.
September 8, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Yay! I love it when I’m on the thumbing-down side of the posts. It’s SO awesome to dump on someone like we’re doing. Except this will probably get me a thumbs down for being bitchy, won’t it?
Shit.
September 8, 2011 at 8:09 pm
@Mugsy — I would never down-thumb you for being bitchy. Ever.
September 9, 2011 at 9:25 am
@Steampunk Octopus: Aw, thanks!
September 8, 2011 at 8:47 pm
I can’t they’re at 69 thumbsdown and I don’t want to mess with that perfect number.
September 8, 2011 at 12:34 pm
I would seriously buy the first one, if I didn’t spend all my money on rum.
September 8, 2011 at 12:35 pm
You, leaving the world rumless, is why I now need to purchase that first one…
…SOBER!
September 8, 2011 at 12:37 pm
Why is the rum always gone?
September 8, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Another mystery of life. There must be a lot of pirate fairies out there because I never remember emptying the bottle…
September 8, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Oh! Sorry!
*runs off to store to buy more rum*
September 8, 2011 at 2:07 pm
And don’t forget my vodka this time either!
September 8, 2011 at 2:38 pm
@Stephsparkle, you must be more precise: “And don’t forget my vodka and don’t drink it all before you get back this time, either!”
September 8, 2011 at 8:10 pm
Whoops!
*running back to store*
September 8, 2011 at 5:53 pm
The rum is always gone because I poured it down my gullet faster than you can say spatula.
I don’t know what spatulas have to do with anything, though, other than flipping eggs and pancakes.
September 9, 2011 at 1:00 am
And giving the Aunt Jemima Treatment.
September 8, 2011 at 12:35 pm
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September 8, 2011 at 1:06 pm
2 thumbs down??
NOTE TO SELF: we can make fun of Disney characters, but making fun of people who type “OMG” is off limits
Got it!
September 8, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Yeah I found that out last night, I think I’m up to -36 on the previous thread, I’m not ever going to type the letters again…
September 8, 2011 at 1:50 pm
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September 8, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Ugh, I don’t know. And never apologize to anyone, ever. Touchy stuff around here.
*But where else would I rather spend half my day when I should be working?*
I’m only a week old so I have an excuse.
September 8, 2011 at 8:11 pm
I can’t believe “OMG” and “LOL” made it past Bronc.
September 8, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Oh my days, I would buy ALL of them! That is exactly the sort of art I love! Mind you I am a Frank Kosik fan…..
September 8, 2011 at 12:42 pm
Walt’s cryogenically frozen head must be spinning in it’s frosty case right now.
September 8, 2011 at 12:46 pm
September 8, 2011 at 12:52 pm
That little crying horse needs a thumb, just not sure where to put it though and which direction it should face.
September 8, 2011 at 1:21 pm
She’s a pony filly, and she isn’t crying – she’s just bewildered at the flagrant attack on animated innocence.* Except for that last one, that one’s golden. I’m all for excrement, but sex makes me scared inside. Some things don’t need sexual tension, like Winnie the Pooh, for instance. IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE**
*like the creepers who insist on shipping ponies
**dumb question
September 8, 2011 at 1:39 pm
She’s not crying…yet. She is whimpering, though–look at her bottom lip. A whimpering pretty little pony: Butthurt + Flounce + Glitter.
September 8, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Don’t blaspheme Applebloom!
September 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm
I think you may have brought Applebloom to the wrong forum.
September 8, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Oh, I’m not blaspheming your precious little Applebloom (“Applebloom”? Really? Shit), but just don’t let her anywhere near me when I’ve got my glue gun all fired up, know what I’m sayin’? ‘Cause she’ll be shittin’ sequins until the cows come home and there ain’t no cows comin’ home unless they want to take the BBQ shortcut, knowwhatimean?
p.s. I have no idea why my inner homegirl came out here. Please excuse her. She’ll go away now and go bust some bitch ass for makin’ moves on her boi.
p.p.s. Sorry. She’s a little hard to control sometimes. I think I’ll have some chocolate. That always calms her.
September 8, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Applebloom? Sounds like food.
I’ll host the BBQ, but who will bring the coleslaw?
September 8, 2011 at 2:24 pm
MissWalstra, gimme those thumbs for Mugsy Doodle (I love you Mugsy). Have some rum too.
September 8, 2011 at 2:29 pm
(Apologies for the enormousness of this pic – I found it, I didn’t make it)
September 8, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Haha, now that’s what I needed!
September 8, 2011 at 2:53 pm
@Anthropochick: That is ONE happy fucking pony filly. From the smile on her face and her positions, it looks like she’s fucking two studs at the same time, and joyfully speaking to one, “Fuck YOU!” then the other, “Fuck YOU!” Bounce, bounce, bounce!
September 8, 2011 at 3:19 pm
That is the most happy fucking pony ever..I’m stealing that picture and sending it to people who deserve a big old cheerful pile of fuck you.
September 8, 2011 at 5:14 pm
sparkle babies?
September 8, 2011 at 9:12 pm
oop, a little late to the party, but here ya go, Mugsy Doodle!
September 9, 2011 at 9:28 am
@Kmitch747 & MissWalstra: A belated THANK-YOU!
September 8, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Applebloom sees what you did there.
September 9, 2011 at 1:03 am
I read every instance of “Applebloom” as “Applebottom.”
Every. One.
September 9, 2011 at 9:31 am
You’re not alone on that one, PostmenopawsTM. (Sorry, I couldn’t get a superscript, even with our old friends, Copy & Paste.)
September 8, 2011 at 4:20 pm
Yeah. The special hell.
September 9, 2011 at 1:15 am
lemon_bombs, you know that the rest of us will be with you in that special hell…all good ^_^
September 9, 2011 at 9:34 am
With all the wonderfullness that Lemon Bombs has given us, she doesn’t need to bring anything to Hell–we’ll supply all the liquor and munchies. I’ll even crochet her image into a lovely antimacassar for her chair.
September 8, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Who do you have to sleep with around here to get some of those prints!!!!
September 8, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Me. Get in line…
September 8, 2011 at 12:59 pm
Can I have the Little Mermaid on a seafood chopping block? I’ll hang it in my kitchen right next to my Aladdin falling from his carpet.
September 8, 2011 at 1:03 pm
My position as erotic Disney art provocateur at Regretsy has been usurped.
September 8, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Love the title.
September 8, 2011 at 1:35 pm
I don’t even know how I came to make this in the forums. I just know I pitched the idea and shit this masterpiece out five minutes later.
September 8, 2011 at 2:07 pm
I just laughed so hard I woke the baby, got the dog barking, drooled in my drink, and nearly peed my pants. I love you for this.
September 8, 2011 at 1:03 pm
As much as I like the rest of them, I think the purchase of Pinocchio with a woody (pun fully intended) should land the buyer on a watch list of some kind.
September 8, 2011 at 1:07 pm
“We are the… Aristocats!” That’s the mural I dream of owning.
September 8, 2011 at 1:10 pm
LOL! I got a mental image of Duchess sitting in a litter box!
September 8, 2011 at 1:13 pm
She’s really good at scat, so that makes sense.
September 8, 2011 at 1:12 pm
I like this one http://www.laluzdejesus.com/shows/2011/Kitschen-Sync2011/Ontiveros_LG_Drunk_of_love.jpg
September 8, 2011 at 1:46 pm
This one, titled “Hey, ho!” preceeded the Dwarfs’ gang-banging her. That one’s titled “Surprise!”
September 8, 2011 at 8:29 pm
I see what you did there!
September 8, 2011 at 1:14 pm
I need to own the dumbo one. need. And I would save it in a fire.
September 8, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Snow White Drunk on Love
http://www.laluzdejesus.com/shows/2011/Kitschen-Sync2011/Ontiveros_LG_Drunk_of_love.jpg
September 8, 2011 at 1:28 pm
oops! too late!
September 8, 2011 at 1:28 pm
The guy is very talented. Not sure he’s still alive, though. He might have been suffocated under the weight of an army of lawyers.
September 8, 2011 at 2:33 pm
No doubt he must have suffered greatly under the giant piles of mouse turds.
September 8, 2011 at 1:31 pm
The True End: Princes
http://www.laluzdejesus.com/shows/2011/Kitschen-Sync2011/Ontiveros_LG_The_True_End_Princes.jpg
September 8, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Pinocchio is a very popular liar.
September 8, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Reminds me of a birthday card I gave someone: Barbie sitting on Pinocchio’s face. “Tell me the truth! Tell me a lie! Tell me the truth! Tell me a lie!”
September 8, 2011 at 2:04 pm
I dunno. Not a bit fan of splinters.
September 8, 2011 at 2:11 pm
A little lube, that’s all you need. Try “Johnson’s Wax.”
September 8, 2011 at 8:13 pm
Murphy’s Oil Soap helps, too.
September 9, 2011 at 9:38 am
Helpful Hint: Just make sure you get the low-sudsing formula. Otherwise, energetic thrusting makes your vulva looks like the mouth of a rabid wombat.
September 8, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Dumbo
http://www.laluzdejesus.com/shows/2011/Loaiza/Loaiza_LG_Now-Im-a-Big-star-nobody-makes-fun-of-me.jpg
September 8, 2011 at 1:49 pm
The spikes make it extra awesome.
September 8, 2011 at 8:31 pm
WANT
September 8, 2011 at 1:48 pm
FUCK YES!
I am a huge Disney fan. But seriously, that milk toast happily ever after shit gets kinda irritating after a while. I’d much rather see the Wicked Queen be a drag queen in bondage gear, carrying a giant dildo on a stick as her scepter.
But that’s just me.
September 8, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Am I right that this thought didn’t just spring to mind when you saw this post? Perhaps the whole Wicked-Queen-in-Bondage-with-a-Giant-Dildo-on-a-Stick-as-a-Scepter idea has been with you for a while.
Hey, I’m not criticizing. I’m impressed with your imagination!
September 8, 2011 at 1:51 pm
somebody needs to make that happen with their artistic photoshop ability. I would, but I don’t have time right now!
September 8, 2011 at 1:52 pm
i want pinocchio
September 8, 2011 at 2:05 pm
And it would appear he wants you too.
September 8, 2011 at 1:56 pm
I actually like the first one.
September 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm
I might have to send the Lady one to my Disney-worshipping, dog-loving friend. Maybe.
September 8, 2011 at 2:36 pm
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September 8, 2011 at 2:52 pm
I wish Bambi’s mother only had one head.
September 8, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Ah, the corruption of childhood memories… I love it!
This also reminds me of one of my favorite murals in my town:
Betty and Wilma getting it on, NSFW
September 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm
I always knew that Betty was domme. That girlish giggle didn’t fool me for a minute.
September 8, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Finally a Disney prince I can get behind. Or in front of. Sometimes I like to whistle while he works.
September 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm
And sometimes you can’t whistle while you work.
September 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm
I want all of them. Now.
September 8, 2011 at 5:23 pm
can we buy one and sneak it into a Disney park and leave it in a public area?
September 9, 2011 at 10:43 am
We should pull a banksy and hang this shit in a museum.
September 8, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Oh god. The Princes and Princesses.
*fap fap fap*
September 8, 2011 at 6:58 pm
how funny, while youtubing yesterday, i found this-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Fwv8M27ls
September 8, 2011 at 10:45 pm
I am IN LOVE. How do I make this official? His baudy designs combined with my hatred for all the silly things…holy crap. Tiny animals are already gathering and the birds are helping me get dressed so…
September 8, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Also, SUCK IT MY LOVE!
September 8, 2011 at 11:44 pm
(First let me say…I hope this guy has a good lawyer, because those Disney freaks are some litigious fuckers.)
These are awesome…except I died a little when I saw Lady taking a shit.
Somehow, in my warped, LatT-loving mind, I could have handled Tramp doing it. Or even humping someone’s leg.
Until this moment, I was able to believe that Lady never had to do such indelicate things. It kind of makes me want to write a childrens’ book called “Even Lady Shits.”
September 9, 2011 at 8:55 am
Speaking of erections..
Japanese Erection!
September 9, 2011 at 5:54 pm
I didn’t realize HBO and Disney had merged.
September 24, 2011 at 10:55 pm
http://www.laluzdejesus.com/previousframes.html
The studded price one is still available!
Only $400!!! All the others were sold – Soz!
Personally, I would have this one!
http://www.laluzdejesus.com/shows/2011/Loaiza/Loaiza_LG_THE-THRONE.jpg