So what crawled up your ass and died?
A few months ago, our butt plug bills were through the roof! It seems like I was constantly buying new ass toys to go with everything in my closet. And forget back to school shopping; the kids always want the cool new butt plugs everyone else is wearing!
Then a friend told me about Fawx Tales™! Finally, a colon pony I can change to suit my mood and outfit! I’m the kind of girl who’s equally at home in an evening gown or a pair of jeans with the seat cut out so I can stick a coyote tail up my ass when I go to the bank. So for our family, customizable fashion ass gaskets are the perfect solution!
Thanks, Fawx Tails™!
- Helen Killer, Sherman Oaks
Etsy listing here