This week, Regretsy turns two.

I wasn’t sure we’d last this long, even though people seemed to love us from day one.

But here we are. And this week, as I went through my email and tried to put together an appropriate post to mark the occasion, I had a sudden realization: you people see goatse in everything.

I’d call it an obsession, but I guess that’s a bit of a stretch. Still, I’m kind of shocked at how widespread this whole thing has become.

What better way to mark our anniversary than with a collection of goatse-related images you’ve stuffed into my gaping mailbox? These all came from you, dear readers. Maybe you’re just trying to fill a void.

BONUS: Show your 2 Year Anniversary pride with new Zazzle merchandise, inspired by one our favorite pieces of hate mail!

2 Year Anniversary T-shirt

2 Year Anniversary Tote

2 Year Anniversary Mousepad

2 Year Anniversary Mug

As always, proceeds from Zazzle merchandise benefit charity.

It’s only temporary, so just continue drinking and everything will be fine in a couple of hours.

You know where this would work? A pretend wedding in a mental hospital. You can carry a bouquet of buttons, and the groom can wear a top hat made out of an oatmeal box. Then you can exchange onion rings and spend the night in your couch fort.

Here’s an idea; just throw $100 in singles at your bridesmaids. You save $25 and there’s less chance of blinding someone.

Wow, that sure is classically cool and modern. I haven’t seen anything like this since I looked in the trash at Kinkos. And an “S” is perfect for me, since my name starts with an “A”!

I wonder if they combine shipping?