I’ve been trying to finish a post this morning but I haven’t been able to log on to Etsy to get the links I need. I thought my neighbor finally put a password on his wi-fi, but then I saw this:

This is what happens when all the Chinese Resellers relist at once.

Yes, Etsy is borked. They’ve been blaming the earthquake, but I think they can do better.

Please take to Twitter and post your best guess as to what’s gone wrong in Hipsterville. Tag #whyetsyisdown and add an @regretsy so I can see it.

THERE ARE PRIZES

UPDATE: Oh, it is ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

Aubrey Longley-Cook is an Atlanta based artist working in animation and embroidery. He created this animation by editing together images of 15 embroidered pieces. He used his own dog, Gus, as the model.

See more awesome work on his website, Spool Spectrum.

“Placenta/bloodstains easily covered by your favorite linens” is my new disclaimer for everything.

BONUS:

- More things that look like penises here

- Even more things that look like penises here