You know, she’s clipping out the good part. Those puppies sell the product.
I DO NOT know why I started whistling and humming Perry Como’s “Magic Moments” but I did….
Magic, moments,
When two hearts are carin’,
Magic, moments,
Memories we’ve been sharin’. . .
I’ll never forget the moment we kissed,
The night of the hayride,
The way that we hugged to try to keep warm,
While takin’ a sleigh ride.
Magic, moments,
Memories we’ve been sharin’,
Magic, moments,
When two hearts are carin’ . . .
Time can’t erase the memory of,
These magic, moments,
Filled with love!
Now wait one minute…I copyrighted your post back a few pages, and I have dealt with your lawyers Koppian and Pastin before…oh wait…your butt smells good… Nevermind. Where’s the water bowl around here?
There was a thumbs down there, when I read the comment. I canceled it out. Now I’m taking the thumbs down. Like a true martyr. Don’t cry over the dead bird, guys. I’ll be OK.
Referring to melancholy_owl’s comment below which I can’t reply to. Yes, it was like someone came through with their big red thumb as soon as comments started to appear. I smell trollity trolls (and a hint of dog bum).
With a stroke of his rear he turns into a car then he turns back again when you sniff his anus!
Oooh that’s amazeballs!
Do you think so?
Well, i better show you where to the get the hemp bracelet, ooh hemp bracelet, yeah hemp bracelet…
I kind of love this all together. The bracelet’s cute and you can’t go wrong with Basset Hounds! I say the butt sniffing makes it better, the seller should just re-list this as a print.
The seller changed the images, and honestly I wish the other was still up. Images like that pretty much prove the item was made by the seller, not ordered in bulk from Alibaba. If it was, they would have ripped the photo off from the catalog.
Plus, I love dogs. Sniffs and all.
I’m imagining that the brown one is really a wolverine and things went horribly wrong right after this photo was taken.
Now that’d be a great Etsy item description!
When you’re going for natural and organic,you can’t go wrong with nature doing what nature does. In this case, it’s a dog sniffing another dog’s asshole. Ah nature, you’re beauty and splendor never cease to amaze.
I’m still not buying a shitty fake-pot bracelet though.
As a Certified Veterinary Technician, let me just say that nothing is going to get the smell of anal glands out of that hemp. It might, however, drown out the smell of patchouli…
I’m pretty sure that I’m going to buy something from her shop for my thinks-he’s-a-hippy stepson. But everytime I see him wear it, I’ll always remember the dogs. It’ll be my evil little secret.
Dachschunds come in that color blend? I know they can be long haired, but I thought they were all monochromatic. (He made me think of an English Springer Spaniel…a very very short one.)
I see what you’re saying about the ears, and also the tail is more Basset-y, but the chest is very Dachsie. It could be a mix, because Basset hounds will hump breed with anything.
My favorite was an Aussie Cattle Dog/Basset mix. Awesome dog and very agile.
I’m a vagina-clad person and I want to know what Phat says. My dirty mind is failing me at this hour of the night having gone this long without my drug of choice, and my only guess ‘cunt’ doesn’t have enough letters.
It fits the Etsy style to fake the description, add tags that obscure the real ingredients, and load up pictures that look like millions of other pictures on Etsy. I’d like to see the buyer emails to Etsy complaining that what they thought they bought it not what they actually got in the mail.
I usually express my dogs myself. You need disposable gloves, paper towels and appropriate protective clothing. The worst part is the look they give you afterwards. It’s like “where the F did you come up with that idea”.
August 31, 2011 at 4:31 pm
well, I for one really feel the love here
August 31, 2011 at 4:33 pm
totally. XD
August 31, 2011 at 4:51 pm
So does the dog.
August 31, 2011 at 4:58 pm
At least the brown one does.
August 31, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Yeah, the brown dog feels the love and the other one is just in heaven.
August 31, 2011 at 6:52 pm
“I smell some OG Kush with just a hint of Skywalker”
August 31, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Took me about a minute to get it.
August 31, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Strangely, that’s what the brown dog said soon after this was taken…
August 31, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Strangely, if you click on the link Etsy, her little doggy friend sniffing a different piece is no longer there
August 31, 2011 at 4:38 pm
It’s there, she just cropped it real close.
August 31, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Are we talking about the last trip to the vet now?
August 31, 2011 at 4:42 pm
“I’m gettin’ fixed? …Am I broken?”
August 31, 2011 at 4:54 pm
You know, she’s clipping out the good part. Those puppies sell the product.
I DO NOT know why I started whistling and humming Perry Como’s “Magic Moments” but I did….
Magic, moments,
When two hearts are carin’,
Magic, moments,
Memories we’ve been sharin’. . .
I’ll never forget the moment we kissed,
The night of the hayride,
The way that we hugged to try to keep warm,
While takin’ a sleigh ride.
Magic, moments,
Memories we’ve been sharin’,
Magic, moments,
When two hearts are carin’ . . .
Time can’t erase the memory of,
These magic, moments,
Filled with love!
September 1, 2011 at 12:20 am
That song is forever associated with “Dogma” for me.
September 1, 2011 at 3:32 am
It was perfectly placed in that film. You’re right.
August 31, 2011 at 5:26 pm
the brown dog makes a comeback and steals the shot in another item in the shop!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/60858945/amanita-toadstool-hemp-necklace
August 31, 2011 at 6:10 pm
And in another shot for this same item…rustic barn wood! Haven’t seen any good barn wood shots for weeks!
August 31, 2011 at 6:59 pm
That’s a great sales technique – no extra charge for the dog slobber!
August 31, 2011 at 4:33 pm
I don’t know what the big deal is. I always sniff someone’s butt when I first meet them.
August 31, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Woofwoofwoofwoof woofwoof woofwoofwoof woof woofwoofwoof
(translation: I’m a pomeranian, what are you?)
August 31, 2011 at 5:01 pm
what’s with the thumbs down? I always enjoy learning a foreign language.
August 31, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Point of Order!
Hangovers and pomeraninans found in the same room.
August 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Now wait one minute…I copyrighted your post back a few pages, and I have dealt with your lawyers Koppian and Pastin before…oh wait…your butt smells good… Nevermind. Where’s the water bowl around here?
August 31, 2011 at 8:09 pm
September 2, 2011 at 2:13 am
Subtitles. Dammit. I hate foreign films.
August 31, 2011 at 4:33 pm
That gives me more incentive to buy things than a pair of plastic boobs.
August 31, 2011 at 4:33 pm
I wonder if that dog is finding any peace beads
August 31, 2011 at 5:09 pm
That’s reserved for Friday nights only.
August 31, 2011 at 4:33 pm
The loop and button closure actually refers to the mouth to ass dog centipede.
August 31, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Quit hating. Dog Centipedes are always a win!
August 31, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Hating? What is there to hate?
August 31, 2011 at 5:10 pm
There was a thumbs down there, when I read the comment. I canceled it out. Now I’m taking the thumbs down. Like a true martyr. Don’t cry over the dead bird, guys. I’ll be OK.
August 31, 2011 at 5:15 pm
Referring to melancholy_owl’s comment below which I can’t reply to. Yes, it was like someone came through with their big red thumb as soon as comments started to appear. I smell trollity trolls (and a hint of dog bum).
August 31, 2011 at 5:25 pm
They’re just hate me cause they a’int me… or something.
August 31, 2011 at 7:10 pm
Someone always comes through red-thumbing the hell out of everyone. Or is that just me?
September 1, 2011 at 4:02 am
Not just you, Steampunk, I’ve noticed it too.
Probably someone we’ve pissed off. But it’s a remarkably pathetic and uneffective form of protest.
August 31, 2011 at 4:34 pm
You know why a dog licks his balls?
Are you kidding me!? Have you ever tasted dog balls!?
August 31, 2011 at 4:34 pm
“Amazeballs”
August 31, 2011 at 4:47 pm
Look at my dog, my dog is amazing
give him a sniff, he smells just like crasins
August 31, 2011 at 5:30 pm
That’s gonna be in my head all night. You will answer for this, MsBitchhands.
August 31, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Tomorrow when I go to the salad bar, I’ll either laugh myself silly when I see the craisins or get very queasy. Thanks a bunch, MsBitchhands!
August 31, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Just doing my part for the good of fuckery!
August 31, 2011 at 7:59 pm
With a stroke of his rear he turns into a car then he turns back again when you sniff his anus!
Oooh that’s amazeballs!
Do you think so?
Well, i better show you where to the get the hemp bracelet, ooh hemp bracelet, yeah hemp bracelet…
August 31, 2011 at 6:35 pm
The answer is, and always will be “Because he can”.
And human males are just jealous.
August 31, 2011 at 8:34 pm
The other answer is Because he can’t make a fist.
August 31, 2011 at 11:15 pm
Doesn’t have to – see above.
Ask any guy whether they prefer a blowjob to a handjob . . .
September 1, 2011 at 10:43 am
Um, not all of us are jealous. I happen to be gay and I get my balls licked-a-plenty, thank you very much.
August 31, 2011 at 6:54 pm
dont get testy!
August 31, 2011 at 4:34 pm
I love the button closure!
August 31, 2011 at 4:34 pm
I honestly am bothered more by all that lint on the black articles of clothing. I guess its the ADD, aw two doggies sayin…oh lord look at that lint
August 31, 2011 at 8:34 pm
That’s not lint. That’s 100% organic home-grown glitter.
August 31, 2011 at 4:35 pm
I kind of love this all together. The bracelet’s cute and you can’t go wrong with Basset Hounds! I say the butt sniffing makes it better, the seller should just re-list this as a print.
August 31, 2011 at 8:07 pm
The seller changed the images, and honestly I wish the other was still up. Images like that pretty much prove the item was made by the seller, not ordered in bulk from Alibaba. If it was, they would have ripped the photo off from the catalog.
Plus, I love dogs. Sniffs and all.
August 31, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Ahhhhh the smell of hemp.
August 31, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Um… that’s not HEMP… it’s OKRA!
August 31, 2011 at 5:41 pm
It’s brilliant marketing. No false-advertising suits are ever gonna fly when the airport doggie gets up your ass.
September 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm
The worst part to me is that the seller’s name is DankHemp. Who the hell wants dank hemp?
August 31, 2011 at 4:39 pm
I thought that was Jay Leno for a minute.
August 31, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Not to worry, he’ll be all over this for tonight’s show too.
August 31, 2011 at 4:41 pm
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August 31, 2011 at 4:42 pm
this is why mum made sure the dogs were in their pen for her backyard wedding. dogs will always do naughty things in photos.
August 31, 2011 at 4:42 pm
That pup’s just trying to drown out the patchouli funk.
August 31, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Dog ass or patchouli, dog ass or patchouli…
I think even people would make the same choice as Rover.
August 31, 2011 at 4:44 pm
I’m picturing that the brown dog is sniffing the girl’s butt – ah, a butt-sniffing chain!
August 31, 2011 at 4:48 pm
I’m imagining that the brown one is really a wolverine and things went horribly wrong right after this photo was taken.
Now that’d be a great Etsy item description!
August 31, 2011 at 4:44 pm
Bonus points for wearing leggings as pants but turning so we almost can’t see the camel toe.
I’ll take my hemp bracelet with a green okra bead thanks.
August 31, 2011 at 4:45 pm
“Peace , Love, and Anal Glands
Sometimes you gotta express yourself…”
August 31, 2011 at 4:45 pm
Huh, two dogs and a camel.
August 31, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Apparently this joke toes the line
August 31, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Opinions are evenly divided.
August 31, 2011 at 4:45 pm
It’s hard to do goatse with paws, so dogs have to use their noses. It’s a fact.
August 31, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Medical fact!
August 31, 2011 at 4:58 pm
It’s a talent. Raw animal talent.
August 31, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Does that make it a “nose-sy”
August 31, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Another graduate of the Etsy photo workshop.
August 31, 2011 at 4:52 pm
The dogs are cuter than the bracelet.
Also, leggings are not pants. Not in the 1980′s, not now.
August 31, 2011 at 5:15 pm
But they were in the 1960′s.
August 31, 2011 at 7:18 pm
But, but…stirrup pants! They’re leggings with stirrups! And they have pants right there in the name!
August 31, 2011 at 4:53 pm
The worst thing about this pic is she’s wearing leggings as trousers.
August 31, 2011 at 5:00 pm
When you’re going for natural and organic,you can’t go wrong with nature doing what nature does. In this case, it’s a dog sniffing another dog’s asshole. Ah nature, you’re beauty and splendor never cease to amaze.
I’m still not buying a shitty fake-pot bracelet though.
August 31, 2011 at 5:35 pm
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August 31, 2011 at 5:03 pm
As a Certified Veterinary Technician, let me just say that nothing is going to get the smell of anal glands out of that hemp. It might, however, drown out the smell of patchouli…
August 31, 2011 at 5:03 pm
That nose knows quality!
August 31, 2011 at 5:04 pm
She’s just trying to work this new Relevancy thing.
Now she can use the tag “dog ass” to get into more searches.
Clever Etsy seller, clever.
August 31, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Imagine all the pupples
Sniffinnnnnnnn’ butts todayyyyyyyyyy
Woohooooooo–oooo
August 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm
You may think I’m a butt-sniffer
But I’m not the only one
August 31, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Wake me up before you go go.
August 31, 2011 at 8:36 pm
damn you
August 31, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Maybe someday, you’ll join us.
And the wooorld can sniff as one.
August 31, 2011 at 5:18 pm
Imagine there’s no leashes
It isn’t hard to do
The air a-buzz with frisbees
Meadows in which to poo
August 31, 2011 at 5:27 pm
imagine all the barking
and all the scratching too.
August 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Photobomb!
August 31, 2011 at 5:21 pm
I hope the brown one is sporting one of these…
August 31, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Is that a scratch & sniff?
August 31, 2011 at 8:09 pm
It’s been a long time since Rear Gear has made an appearance! Kind of Nostalgic…now that it isn’t posted 5 times a day!
August 31, 2011 at 9:20 pm
Well, I don’t want to *glue* anything to my dog’s anus. Is there a “pasteless” version of this with a pink glitter ribbon bra?
August 31, 2011 at 5:22 pm
The black and white dog totally knows where the brown dog is hiding the good hemp!
August 31, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Once a narcotics-detecting dog, always a narcotics-detecting dog.
August 31, 2011 at 5:35 pm
It’s a canine endorsement.
August 31, 2011 at 5:45 pm
I wonder if that photo is supposed to be saying that this piece doubles as an icebreaker?
August 31, 2011 at 5:47 pm
I’m pretty sure that I’m going to buy something from her shop for my thinks-he’s-a-hippy stepson. But everytime I see him wear it, I’ll always remember the dogs.
It’ll be my evil little secret.
August 31, 2011 at 5:51 pm
This magic moment
So different and so new
Was like any other
Until I sniffed you
And then it happened
It wasn’t something small
I knew that you felt it, too
By the scent of your balls
Sweeter than wine
Softer than a summer’s night
Everything I want, I have
Whenever I hump you right
This magic moment,
Your ass against my nose,
Will last forever,
Or until they tu-urrrn onnn thhhhe hose.
August 31, 2011 at 6:28 pm
*sniff* So beautiful…
August 31, 2011 at 7:21 pm
I know. I’m truly touched.
August 31, 2011 at 8:37 pm
and that song was really good too
August 31, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Mugsy, tha’ts the song I thought of when somebody said ‘this magic moment’.
August 31, 2011 at 7:46 pm
I have to thank @NanaB for posting the Perry Como lyrics you’re referring to. That put this song in my head, too.
August 31, 2011 at 6:13 pm
There’s a “size of the smell” joke in here somewhere but I’m too stupid, fat, lazy and jealous to think of it.
August 31, 2011 at 6:47 pm
It would have to be Dachshunds. So much for the reputation.
And is it just me or is that the faintest hint of a c**** t** on the human?
(Note: I’m a penis-clad human so I’m not allowed to use that phrase.)
August 31, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Dachschunds come in that color blend? I know they can be long haired, but I thought they were all monochromatic. (He made me think of an English Springer Spaniel…a very very short one.)
August 31, 2011 at 7:21 pm
Dachshunds do come in that color. They’re called “Dapple” Dachshunds. But I think that dog’s a Basset Hound, he has long ears.
September 1, 2011 at 5:53 am
I see what you’re saying about the ears, and also the tail is more Basset-y, but the chest is very Dachsie. It could be a mix, because Basset hounds will
humpbreed with anything.My favorite was an Aussie Cattle Dog/Basset mix. Awesome dog and very agile.
August 31, 2011 at 7:38 pm
I’m a vagina-clad person and I want to know what Phat says. My dirty mind is failing me at this hour of the night having gone this long without my drug of choice, and my only guess ‘cunt’ doesn’t have enough letters.
August 31, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Camel toe.
September 1, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Of course. *facepalm*
August 31, 2011 at 8:44 pm
HE SAID YES IT’S A DOG AND I’M NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD CAN’T!
August 31, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Fuck the bracelet, I’d pay good money for the picture.
August 31, 2011 at 7:59 pm
August 31, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Look what I found
LOVE IT!
August 31, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Scruffy found where his owner’s stash was located.
August 31, 2011 at 8:24 pm
haha the stumble button brought me to this page on etsy. she cropped it..darn
August 31, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Sellers shop notes say “If nothing else wiggles your pickle”…the puppy picture kinda puts it in a whole new perspective for me now.
August 31, 2011 at 9:59 pm
I guess they were *Puts on glasses* doing it ‘doggie style’ (Btw, sorry if someone already wrote this, I didn’t check)
September 1, 2011 at 5:05 am
It fits the Etsy style to fake the description, add tags that obscure the real ingredients, and load up pictures that look like millions of other pictures on Etsy. I’d like to see the buyer emails to Etsy complaining that what they thought they bought it not what they actually got in the mail.
September 1, 2011 at 7:59 am
It took me a few seconds to get that one.
Maybe there can be a category for things going on in the background?
September 1, 2011 at 8:57 am
Ok, which one of you fat jealous losers bought it?
BTW I like the pic with the dogs in it better than the cropped one. It gives it character…
No! It gives it a story! All we need now is coleslaw!
September 1, 2011 at 9:21 am
Am I the only one that read ’8.5″ poop’? o.o
September 1, 2011 at 4:55 pm
‘Took my canine kids to the vet just yesterday for anal gland xpression……. now my car smells like doggie butt musk……mmmmmmm
September 2, 2011 at 10:35 am
I usually express my dogs myself. You need disposable gloves, paper towels and appropriate protective clothing. The worst part is the look they give you afterwards. It’s like “where the F did you come up with that idea”.
September 10, 2011 at 10:11 pm
This is a fantastic photo! Love the romance, it really brings out the essence of the hemp.
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