Oh yes I know that verse well, I believe that the preceeding verse is “Thou desireth two tickets to Pittsburgh, not two pickets to Titsburg” and followed by “And surely thou intendeth thy change in nickels and dimes, Thou didst not intenceth to utter nipples and dimes.
August 28, 2011 at 4:54 pm
I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit with this one!
August 28, 2011 at 5:09 pm
Oh yes I know that verse well, I believe that the preceeding verse is “Thou desireth two tickets to Pittsburgh, not two pickets to Titsburg” and followed by “And surely thou intendeth thy change in nickels and dimes, Thou didst not intenceth to utter nipples and dimes.
August 28, 2011 at 5:10 pm
a further courtesy of Rev. Spooner
August 29, 2011 at 9:43 pm
Wouldn’t that be “nipples and dicks” at the end?
August 28, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Oldie, but goodie!
August 28, 2011 at 7:44 pm
*RIMSHOT!* Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal!
October 19, 2011 at 8:09 pm
What made this even better for me was that the ad at the top of the page was for earning a Bible degree