Wool Gathering
This post first appeared on Regretsy on September 7, 2010
Ever since Mr. Riesenrollkragen was featured here two weeks ago (and immediately pulled down his entire web site in protest), I have been fascinated with giant sweaters and weird balaclavas.
Now, I’ve been around the block a few times, and I’ve seen my fair share of freaky shit. But for some reason it hadn’t occurred to me that there is an element of fetishism at work here. I guess I understand the idea of stockings or lingerie, or other materials that seem like they’d be pleasurable to wear. But wool just doesn’t seem remotely sexy to me. The idea of sitting around sweating in a giant poncho just sounds itchy, and not exactly boner material.
But there is in fact, a kink for everyone, and I seem to have tapped into a rich vein of wool porn over the weekend. So in the interest of giving you knitters some new product ideas, I’d like to pass on some swell fall ideas for your Etsy stores.
August 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm
An oldie but wooly.
August 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm
The last one looks like skants and a willie warmer. What a fashion plate!
August 21, 2011 at 2:08 pm
I was thinking “built in goatse port”.
August 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm
You can use it multipurpose!
October 19, 2011 at 6:31 pm
this will either provide me with inspiration, or nightmares… and i’m honestly not sure which.
August 22, 2011 at 6:17 am
I think the third from the bottom looks like an uncircumsized balaclava.
August 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm
They look like giant wool condoms.
August 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Ooh baby, make me ITCHY!
August 21, 2011 at 1:43 pm
BRING UP MY LANOLIN ALLERGIES, BABY!
August 21, 2011 at 1:51 pm
UNRAVEL ME!
August 21, 2011 at 2:16 pm
God, I love it when you’re cable-knit!
August 21, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Seed stitched…for her pleasure!
August 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Oh, needles, I’m SO CLOSE, that’s it, that’s it, KEEP ME WARM, STUD, KEEP ME FUCKING WAAAARM!
August 22, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Just make sure he doesn’t cast off before you do.
August 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Ha ha. Swell.
August 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Yeesh, just looking at these pictures is making me feel claustrophobic.
August 21, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Strictly for lintroverts.
August 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm
You are forgetting that millions of Canadians and Finns wear this stuff for 9 months out of the year. But I guess we are kinda shy…
August 21, 2011 at 2:28 pm
I see what you did there and I’m glad you spun that joke!
August 21, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Good eye! Since it’s now late August, I guess it IS time to dust all that fuzzy stuff off the monitor… sigh.
August 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Well these certainly aren’t for looks….
August 21, 2011 at 7:20 pm
I dunno, the right half of the fifth one and the sixth one not bad looking. If I lived in a place that actually got cold I would definitely get those to wear outside. Preferably with a nice satin lining or something. Because while being comfortably warm and itchy is preferable to being freezing and itchy, being comfortably warm and not itchy is really the best option. Can’t say as I would be using it for sexual purposes though. I’m a bit of a traditionalist in bed, whips and chains and whatnot….
August 21, 2011 at 9:02 pm
They’re functional. You put one on, and then wriggle around on the carpet until you can shoot lightning bolts out of your body. You could power the city of Las Vegas just by filling a fully-carpeted room with these people and putting one metal doorknob in the center.
August 22, 2011 at 6:25 am
I never thought I would see “sweater-cocking”!
January 4, 2012 at 8:51 pm
You are forgetting that millions of Canadians and Finns wear this stuff for 9 months out of the year. But I guess we are kinda shy…
August 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Just looking at the pictures makes me itch like fuck.
August 21, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Where’d I put the Benadryl?
August 21, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Benedryl? No, no, not enough. I am going for a bathtub full of Hydrocortizone cream.
And a wire bristle brush. And a
buttback scratcha’.August 25, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Better pick up some Advantage while you’re at it. I’m waiting for one priced at $4,000,000 because it’s woven from the fur lovingly brushed off their prized Shit-Poo named Fluffeigh.
August 21, 2011 at 1:40 pm
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August 21, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Sorry ’bout that…the rest of the comment didn’t post! Thumb me down, Baby!
August 21, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Ok!
August 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm
this makes me feel hot
August 21, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Nice double entendre!
August 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm
It satisfies an itch
August 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm
i snorted
August 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Can you imagine the amount of static electricity that could be raised from woolie fetish sex?
What about a woolie fetish orgy??
(Mostly) clean energy, baby!
August 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm
You could power a small village in Iceland, I think!!!
August 21, 2011 at 2:10 pm
… full of people who subsequently smell like wet dog hair.
I WILL BE IN MY BUNK. I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.
August 21, 2011 at 2:56 pm
“Firefly” references make me all gooshy inside. And in a GOOD way!
August 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
<3 you can't take the sky from me <3
how did I know there'd be browncoats in this mess? lol
August 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm
@Arduinna – There’s Whovians and Scadians and everything else in here, so might as well throw in some Browncoats, too, no? Bonus points for belonging to more than one geek group.
August 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
I see a CSI episode where the team investigates a dead sweater fetishist. They discover the DB is a person who paces when worried and who has a carpeted house. COD – electrocution!
August 21, 2011 at 1:47 pm
I guess matching colors isn’t part of the fetish.
August 21, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Is this real life? People actually do this?? The sixth picture down is quite possibly the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. That dead stare and all the tendrils of wooly doom.
I don’t know how the fuck I missed this post the first time around.
August 21, 2011 at 2:00 pm
I do this. But usually it’s a functional thing. At deer camp.
August 21, 2011 at 2:01 pm
One time, at deer camp…..
August 21, 2011 at 4:02 pm
What I don’t get is how to they breath?! Except for pics 4 & 6m their faces are completely covered. The itch factor must be bad, but the being smothered factor seems that it would be horrid. I also think that there would be a lot of walking into walls and tripping over furniture.
August 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Just breath…
August 21, 2011 at 9:36 pm
I’m going to start a band and name it “Tendrils of Wooly Doom”.
August 24, 2011 at 5:25 pm
I know it… these pics make PedoBear seem mainstream and suburban! o.o
August 21, 2011 at 1:47 pm
How fitting, the one in orange on the sofa, since August 26th will be the 1932nd anniversary of the destruction of Pompeii.
August 21, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Actually I thought that one escaped from Sesame Street.
August 21, 2011 at 4:33 pm
I thought it was a cheeto from under the couch cushion.
August 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm
That Cheeto one is MINE!
August 21, 2011 at 8:14 pm
If your cheeto has grown legs and started its own fetish…you really need to clean under the couch more often.
August 21, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Who knew Sesame Street had an insane asyum?
August 21, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Well, whatever floats their boat…but I wouldn’t recommend them doing it in a hot shower!
August 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm
That could be part of the fun: the more heat and friction, the tighter they get!
August 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Perhaps! (You try first)
August 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Think we could talk Dror into it? You know, for Science?
August 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Dror is already wearing a woolen sweater & probably woolen pants!
August 21, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Hm, despite my heat intolerance, sounds fun! Where do I sign up?
August 21, 2011 at 2:15 pm
“I’m into felting.”
“Felching?”
“No, FELTING… okay, look, just put on this wool unitard and I’ll demonstrate.”
August 21, 2011 at 2:31 pm
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August 21, 2011 at 3:53 pm
I feel linty fresh!
August 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm
I always wanted to shoot a porn movie in Antarctica, but I could never figure out how to keep the actors\actresses warm. Nor could I figure out a theme. Now I have both!
August 21, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Here’s some porn with knitting… worth the watch …
http://www.amautalab.com/works/broadcast/independent/blindness.html
August 21, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Ill have to watch that…later. After a little okra.
August 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
It’s Sunday so I didn’t put up the NSFW – but I guess I should have issued a NSFK … although I did say porn…
Let me watch it again and see if it needs any other warnings.
August 21, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I had to google both of those acronyms..
August 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm
And, I have to say that was HOT.
August 21, 2011 at 3:08 pm
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August 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Absolutely beautiful short film! Thanks for sharing, that was beautiful — and hot! Apart from the creepy bear *shiver*
August 21, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Well, that’s not something you see every day.
Undeniably sexy, and it has a certain charm (and je ne sais quoi) but overridden by my memories of how woolens feel and sound.
Literally the first time I’ve seen something on Regretsy that has me firmly in the WTF camp. Hate me if you will, but I cannot connect wool crafts with sexuality. It’s the same feeling I have for spanking. No sense of eros at all. Not my kink.
But I did like how she touched his wood.
August 21, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Holy fuck. That was one of the weirdest fucking things I’ve ever seen. How the hell did you find that?
By the way, does anyone else remember the photo some wonderful sick fucker posted a couple months ago of a family covered neck to ankle in knitted mohair, including realistic knitted genitals? The daughter was cradling Dad’s knitted junk in her hand. I saved it to my laptop filed under “what the fucking fuck?” but that computer is currently sidelined by malware. Anyway, highly relevant to the thread and deserves reposting.
August 22, 2011 at 8:41 am
Holy crap, I have to see this picture…Im a big fan of “WHat the fucking fuck?”
August 21, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Holy wow…I’m speechless after watching that.
August 21, 2011 at 1:56 pm
That orange guy reminds me of a huge Cheeto.
August 21, 2011 at 2:03 pm
It’s Cheesus: the Nordic Edition.
August 21, 2011 at 2:50 pm
But you won’t get powdery fingers handling him.
August 21, 2011 at 2:55 pm
…or will you?
August 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmmm…….Giant Cheeeto…….(gobble, slurp, gulp)
Okay. I just made myself sick. Here at Regretsy. Again.
August 21, 2011 at 1:57 pm
No sarcasm here: Hot Flash Nightmare
August 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Dammit, I miss all the good stuff. Where was I last summer?
Although actually, this would have worked even better THIS summer when we were all sweltering through the 100 degrees weather from the summer of Theresnosuchthingasclimatechangeamania.
August 21, 2011 at 1:59 pm
where the hell are all the links to places where we can buy the patterns for these?
August 21, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Okay, I answer my own questions. No patterns, but some more to look out. Although he took down the entire website, there are still little bits on Facebook.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=121315867918663#!/group.php?gid=121315867918663
August 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Let’s just keep these people and the people who are into balloons separate, or there are going to be a lot of people stuck to walls.
August 21, 2011 at 2:11 pm
That could be worse than the day the rodeo and the furry cosplayers were occupying the same public park.
August 21, 2011 at 2:27 pm
That image is going to keep me laughing for days to come
Thank you!
August 21, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Is that bad? I find the mental picture rather amusing.:)
August 21, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Am I the only person who sees the market potential for the penis cushion people?
August 21, 2011 at 2:18 pm
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August 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm
well, yes, if you bring it up like that.
August 21, 2011 at 3:50 pm
That’s what she said. Or something else that would sexually tilt that line somehow.
August 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm
I’m working up an anxiety fit just looking at that orange monstrosity.
August 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm
if you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread as i walk away….
August 21, 2011 at 2:43 pm
I was waiting for the Weezer referance(that doesnt look right, but oh well). So thumbs to you!
August 21, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Watch me unravel, I’ll never be naked.
August 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Goddamn it. If only I’d known that I should be focusing on the fetish of wool rather than hats and dolls, I’d be a goddamn millionnaire. Or at least, dozennairre. Or something.
August 21, 2011 at 2:22 pm
The orange one must be a Keith Haring model.
August 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
KNEW I’D SEEN THAT BEFORE!!!
Couldn’t for the life of me remember where. Thanks!
August 21, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Hehe, the orange one reminds me of those Keith Haring drawings… who knew those were pin-ups to a few fuzzy pervs!
August 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm
The ones that look like Big Food give me a little wooly.
August 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Big Foot. (Can’t type.)
August 21, 2011 at 2:26 pm
First was Etsy, then was Regretsy, now Sweatsy! The one stop shop for all your itchy, perspiration-soaked needs!
August 21, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Perfect for someone who also has a poison ivy fetish!
August 21, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Can I get just the cock warmer? I already look like a mammoth, why do I have to be wooly too?
August 21, 2011 at 2:41 pm
It’s fingerless gloves and gloveless fingers all over again.
August 21, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Yes. There are *54* Willie Warmers on Etsy in August. Bet there’ll be hundreds near Christmas!
http://www.etsy.com/search/handmade?search_submit=&q=willie+warmer&view_type=gallery&ship_to=US&page=1
August 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
more fun to let the girlfriend knit one for you…cause then she would need to “check measurements” a few times…
that and it’s a blast to knit phallic stuff.
August 21, 2011 at 7:26 pm
I don’t have the right equipment, but does anyone actually *wear* willie warmers? Do men actually think, “It’s cold today, I’d better wear my willie warmer!” I’m honestly curious.
August 21, 2011 at 9:37 pm
They are strictly a fashion accessory, one that says, “pay attention to my willie, always, no matter what else might be going on…I HAVE A WILLIE!
August 22, 2011 at 12:47 am
Afghanlady has it right. I only want one to show off my mini me. The seller gave me the measurements and unless you are a freak of nature it’s one size fits all. Some people are going to need a “Special Order”.
August 22, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Do they have pompoms on the end?
August 21, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Dudes site is still up, just remove the home.html from thr URL
August 21, 2011 at 2:29 pm
the* gah…
August 21, 2011 at 2:35 pm
http://www.riesenrollkragen.de/
Ta-da!
August 22, 2011 at 1:27 pm
WELL DONE SIR!
August 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm
why do I have the sudden urge to sneeze?
August 21, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Will Rule 34 never stop?
Also… is there a Rule 34 for Rule 34? Does that only make sense in my head? Back to my Box-o-Wine.
August 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm
That depends on what you think canonical pairings for Rule 34 are.
Holy wars have broken out over whether it should be paired with Tubgirl or the Dancing Baby, for instance….
August 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm
well I guess if you lived in a nudist colony in the arctic these would make perfect sense….but seriously?
August 21, 2011 at 2:40 pm
How would it be a nudist colony if you wore these?
August 21, 2011 at 2:51 pm
They’d all be nude… underneathe, sheesh.
August 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
By that logic, we ALL live in a nudist colony. Not that it wouldn’t be fun….
August 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Dont worry about logic, Mr. Spock.
August 21, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Wool porn… GOATse? Sheepskin? I don’t know where I’m going with this but there’s a great joke that somewhere.
August 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Thank ewe.
August 21, 2011 at 9:07 pm
Nicely done, Mr. Maskingtape.
August 21, 2011 at 2:34 pm
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August 21, 2011 at 2:45 pm
At least he didnt give you any bears to cross. Look on the bright side!
August 21, 2011 at 2:36 pm
That is the creepiest knitting I have ever seen.
August 21, 2011 at 2:44 pm
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August 21, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Just like he did 19 comments ago.
August 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Somehow, I missed that one on the first read-through. Maybe I need more wine?
August 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Grr. Comment fail. Thumbs-down away. Sorry.
August 21, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Itchin’ and scratchin’ and purlin’ and thinkin’
about him in wool…
That won’t get you into his skants…
So if you’re thinkin’ how great true love is
All you gotta do is…
Knit him and purl him and scratch him and love him
just do it and
after you do, you will be itchy.
August 21, 2011 at 2:59 pm
That last picture!! It’s….
THE VENT
August 21, 2011 at 2:59 pm
I keep wanting to say “Riesenrollkragen” like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXcRqFmFa8
August 21, 2011 at 4:37 pm
So wait, everytime I speak American English…I wish it worked like that when someone speaks Mexican Spanish to me…I guess if it were the 1940′s and everyone was on LSD.
Doc Brown, I need your Delorian.
August 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
These make me feel itchy and sweaty all at once. Not a good combo.
Though the Jabba the Hutt poncho looks okay…I could have regular clothes and an oscillating fan underneath.
August 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm
This site got profiled a while back by the good folks of SomethingAwful: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/wool-swat-german.php . They are hilarious. I also recommend their other Fashion SWATs, here: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/ .
August 21, 2011 at 8:17 pm
I literally snarfed mint ice cream up my nose when I got to “patent leather Nazi gardening boots.” That page is fucking hysterical.
August 22, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Fashion Swat is GEEEEEEEEEENIUS. Ganguro Madness is one of my faves: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/ganguro-madness.php
August 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Yay! More hairs to pick out of my mouth during foreplay!
August 22, 2011 at 4:06 am
Did you mean “Mohairs”?
August 21, 2011 at 3:52 pm
that orange one is especially terrifying!
August 21, 2011 at 4:07 pm
Aw, my comment got removed… I wasn’t shilling, I just thought people would enjoy seeing more of these hilarious things deconstructed, especially since the original site is now gone. I’ve been a longtime follower of regretsy.
August 21, 2011 at 4:10 pm
You know, my guy is into being shocked. I bet if we wore these, he’d be thrilled by all the static we’d generate.
August 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm
scroll scroll scroll scroll gaaaaa!
(mouse flew across the room because I twitched so violently when I got to the last image)
August 21, 2011 at 4:23 pm
In a word:
Fahrvergnuegen.
August 21, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Gesundheit.
August 21, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Brett Favreneugan
(and no, spelling DOESN’T count)
August 22, 2011 at 4:07 am
… and after those pictures got published we see why his number was 4.
August 21, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Knitters gone wild.
August 21, 2011 at 4:38 pm
I have been trying to figure out what kind of alternative heating unit to get that’s cheap (I’m not cheap, just broke) to prepare for the winter as we lose power for several days twice every winter now.
THIS is the answer! I will cover myself and the cat, head to toes and paws in one of these outfits.
Just need to be careful around the kerosene lamps.
August 21, 2011 at 9:33 pm
Or, bubble wrap on your windows. Less sweaty.
August 22, 2011 at 5:25 am
Gee NanaB it sounds so practical … but ….
ahh….
ummm…..
I’ll catch you around, okay? I have to.. ummm … jar some pickles .. or somethin’… Later!
August 21, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Jesus Christ on Buttered Toast! I am so itchy just lookin’ at these pictures I need some Reactine!
Can you just imagine the wet dog smell off of these people when they start sweatin’ & getting hot (literally and figuratively) for each other?
I’d rather furries anyday – at least they have a wee bit of air circulation in their suits & looking at them makes me smile, not scratch – unless it’s behind their ears…
August 21, 2011 at 7:51 pm
So… Woolies?
August 22, 2011 at 8:37 am
I read that as “Buttered toast, come and get it.”
August 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
The orange one looks like the guy was home alone with a bag of cheetos on a bean bag chair watching porn.
August 21, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Nah…Cheetos and porn on a couch looks more like this:
August 22, 2011 at 5:18 am
My poky bits just dropped off and crawled down to the bay to throw themselves in. Thanks a lot.
August 21, 2011 at 5:17 pm
oh my god. THEY FOUND BIGFOOT!
August 21, 2011 at 6:27 pm
I work in a knit shop and we’ve gotten several calls over the years to knit mohair body suits for men… The cost is astronomical — like $200 or $300 for materials and then my time — probably 200 hours at $5 an hour. And the squidge factor is worse — measurements of a stranger’s whole body and knitting to fit it. Yuck.
August 21, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Squidge factor…I LOVE that; can I use it?
August 22, 2011 at 9:44 am
Have you actually accepted any of those commissions?
/is morbidly curious
August 21, 2011 at 6:45 pm
The show at a Woolie strip club always begins with “Hey, you’ve got a loose thread.”
August 21, 2011 at 6:48 pm
This is the only fetish that makes me break out in a rash just looking. All that itchiness. (*shudder*)
August 21, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Oh God that big droopy brown blanket looking one looks so soft and warm I just want to bury myself in it and never move. HNNNGGGGGGG fetish notwithstanding, that thing looks cozy as fuck.
August 22, 2011 at 10:41 am
Same here. I’ve been cold enough to welcome something like that.
August 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm
You forgot about this one
August 21, 2011 at 8:47 pm
For some reason I read your username as “shewearsfunnyfetish.” And if it were you in that photo, it’d be true, wouldn’t it?
August 22, 2011 at 8:59 am
“The saddest part about this whole affair is the dude with half a boner just raring to get into this candyfloss gimp suit, but he’s like ‘arrrrgh, still gotta spend 56 hours knitting the left arm thing!’ ” (not mine)
August 21, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Wooly Bully!
August 21, 2011 at 9:30 pm
The last thing someone in my situation needed…hot flashes AND the nightmares to go with them. Thanks Regretsy; I’ll be doing laundry every day for the forseeable future. And just so you know, afghanlady is about dogs, not wool.
August 21, 2011 at 10:04 pm
You can’t pull the wool over my eye. This is a TRAP! A FURRY TRAP!It’s furries- the next generation
August 21, 2011 at 10:53 pm
these have always been my favorite items on regretsy.
August 21, 2011 at 10:54 pm
For some reason the first one looks like Admiral Ackbar in a pink turtleneck. *starwarsgeek*
August 21, 2011 at 11:04 pm
to that end, i feel i must add this:
August 22, 2011 at 5:26 am
.. what’s Kathy Griffin doing with those … oh … holy … Jesus … no …..
August 21, 2011 at 11:47 pm
One man’s itch is another man’s boner.
August 21, 2011 at 11:49 pm
This post is like opening the door to a knitting acid trip for me. I knit, so I know how much work goes in to making these things. And on THAT note, let me add:
http://smokenmirrorsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/71419.jpg?w=471&h=500
August 22, 2011 at 9:10 am
Man that thing looks cozy. I might have to make one.
August 22, 2011 at 4:01 am
buy it here:
http://www.fetischwolle.de/html/produktubersicht.html
you can have it however you like, even in extra itchy wool….
August 22, 2011 at 8:11 am
I clicked the very first link in this post, clicked around to the English website, and found this happy customer report on a wool “sleeping bag”. Enjoy.
August 22, 2011 at 8:57 am
I love the disclaimer at the bottom.
August 22, 2011 at 9:25 am
Sooo, these are fuzzies rather than furries?
August 22, 2011 at 9:34 am
Whoever designed #3 must have been inspired by the
Carpeted Man from The Tick.
Let’s make a difference!
August 22, 2011 at 9:59 am
argh, soooo itchy.
August 22, 2011 at 1:33 pm
All I can think of is the CLEANING BILLS. How does one get spooge out of cable-knit mohair?
August 22, 2011 at 4:28 pm
The last guy in the blue and white checkered “pants” looks like he stuffed the remote in his penis cozy. Never lose the remote again! If this isn’t forward-thinking shit, I don’t know what is.
August 22, 2011 at 6:07 pm
i know this is late but i couldnt resist
i think it clicks to enlarge & it is, yes, Mr. Riesenrollkragen {mr. giganticturtleneck} himself.
August 22, 2011 at 6:08 pm
apologies–i guess it just came in, you should excuse the expression, enlarged {redux}.
i just love the way it looks when it’s pulled over his head.
August 22, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Can you breathe through that shit?
August 23, 2011 at 4:56 am
I just want to check if my gravatar is working.
August 25, 2011 at 10:15 am
These remind me of this:
http://stanleystories.blogspot.com/2009/10/tales-from-tomb-1-part-3-padded.html
Well, they do. Deal with it. I have to.
August 26, 2011 at 10:21 pm
I guess when someone posts to craigslist they are into furries, you now have to wonder if they are talking about an angora/mohair blended yarn monstrosity or an animal mascot outfit.