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Your 1940s Vietnam War Posters

Earlier today, I posted this Etsy listing (since removed by the seller). It was a women’s military jacket, described as a “1940s army jacket from the Vietnam war.

Yes, the 196040s were a wonderful time in our nation’s history. To honor the brave men and women who traveled back in time to fight an enemy we didn’t have yet, I asked you to create your own 1940s Vietnam war propaganda posters.

YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT ME

Here is a gallery of the best ones you’ve posted so far. Click the thumbnail for a full sized image in a new page, and to leave a comment.

I’ve chosen five of my favorites as winners. If you see your piece and it’s labeled as a winner, email me right away, and I’ll get your prize out to you.

Thanks for playing!

WEEKEND PROGRAMMING NOTE: There will be some bonus content in Club Fuckery this weekend, as well as a special announcement. Make sure you stop by to get caught up!

68 comments on Your 1940s Vietnam War Posters

  1. rustyriley4
    August 19, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Awesome!!! XD!

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  2. Daisy
    August 19, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    HAHA! Oh this provided a much needed laugh! How can I pick just a few favorites?

    I still can’t believe “Greg Brady” had a thing with “Carol”. In real life. Kind of makes me view The Brady Bunch in a different light.

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    • Rev. Back It On Up 13
      August 19, 2011 at 6:43 pm

      I can’t believe any human being has that many teeth in his head. Greg Brady looks like a great white shark in that picture. His smile hurts my soul.

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      • PaganChick
        August 19, 2011 at 7:31 pm

        That shows what you know! Those were clearly stunt teeth!

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      • Daisy
        August 19, 2011 at 8:06 pm

        You ought to see an aunt of mine who gives Julia Roberts and Greg Brady both a run for their money in the Toothiest Grin category.

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        • InterroGangBang
          August 19, 2011 at 8:07 pm

          Your aunt is Gary Busey?

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        • Rev. Back It On Up 13
          August 19, 2011 at 8:09 pm

          Aunt Gary Busey was always the most fun around the Thanksgiving table, and at all the family interventions.

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        • GypsyRoseMe
          August 20, 2011 at 3:47 pm

          Or is she Giada DiLaurentis (sp?) from The Food Network? That woman has a terrifying rack of teeth.

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        • GlitterWhore
          August 21, 2011 at 12:53 am

          That woman has a terrifying *everything.*

          Especially her knife skills. Egads, woman, PUT DOWN THE KNIFE.

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  3. Cole Slaw Bear
    August 19, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!! oh my god. this is.. I don’t know.. I want some weed though.

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    • NanaB
      August 19, 2011 at 6:38 pm

      I want some brownies.

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      • lemon bombs
        August 19, 2011 at 6:39 pm

        I want some weed in some brownies.

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        • jaiejohnson
          August 19, 2011 at 6:41 pm

          I want to remember what I was eating and looking at. Rice crispie treat anyone?

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      • Jpam1966
        August 19, 2011 at 6:43 pm

        Ironically, I totally missed this today because I was MAKING BROWNIES!

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  4. clairebbbear
    August 19, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    This is the best thing I think the Regretsians have ever done, and that’s saying something.

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  5. Jenn_the_hen
    August 19, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    I feel so left out. I really need to get photoshop…

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    • darklyfey
      August 19, 2011 at 7:15 pm

      Jenn, try gimp. It’s a free download, seems to be easy to use (if I can use it, truly, anyone can), and oh, did I mention that it’s free?

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  6. tofupuppy
    August 19, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Aw man, I was too slow. Just finished up on this.

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    • Tangled
      August 19, 2011 at 6:37 pm

      I wish my father (Vietnam vet) was alive to see this poster. Smoking weed was his favorite past time, other than being bad ass and fighting for freedom. That sort of stuff.

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  7. NanaB
    August 19, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    I’m thrilled mine is up there. So many good posters. We need to put these all on the wall in Club Fuckery.

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  8. lemon bombs
    August 19, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    • jaiejohnson
      August 19, 2011 at 6:44 pm

      Amsterdam no less. I’m impressed it took such a short time with all those munchie breaks. Now if they could just genetically create a boyfriend I can smoke.

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  9. Badger
    August 19, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    I think I busted something laughing!

    It doesn’t help that my dad served in Europe during WW II, and I had several male cousins who fought in Vietnam.

    Also, the ‘Band of Brothers’ one. That’s a rock band, and I should know who they are, but God help me, I can’t remember their name!

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    • Jpam1966
      August 19, 2011 at 6:46 pm

      Pretty sure it’s the Doobie Brothers.

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      • Jpam1966
        August 19, 2011 at 6:48 pm

        Nope! Allman Brothers. Think I need more brownies…

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        • NanaB
          August 19, 2011 at 6:49 pm

          beat you to that by 2 minutes. :) Perhaps you need less brownies.

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        • GlitterWhore
          August 21, 2011 at 12:58 am

          Sexy Naked Allman Brothers!

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      • Badger
        August 19, 2011 at 8:00 pm

        Thanks, Jpam. Been a while since my teenage years, and honestly, at that point, they all basically looked alike anyway. Lots of long hair and mustaches.

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    • NanaB
      August 19, 2011 at 6:46 pm

      Allman Brothers

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  10. flyingpurpleplacentaeater
    August 19, 2011 at 6:44 pm

    The goatse poster is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. EmKitten
    August 19, 2011 at 6:44 pm

    Oh, man. I can’t believe I totally missed this competition.

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  12. sarahnopants
    August 19, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    You are some talented motherfuckers.

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  13. darklyfey
    August 19, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    Oddly (although not really so odd, now that I think about it), I’ve spent my day living up to each and every one of these posters.

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  14. JillyEnFuego
    August 19, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    You guys are fucking amazing.

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  15. Jenny Z
    August 19, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    Holy crap, I want these in my house.

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  16. Carly
    August 19, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    Ohhhhh man. This semester of college is going to kick so much more ass. I can take Regretsy brakes durring homework sessions.
    SCORE!
    Where have you been all my life April!?

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  17. HiddenLowRating
    August 19, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    I missed out being at work.
    Or as I like to call it: “Sitting on the Group W bench”

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    • InterroGangBang
      August 19, 2011 at 8:17 pm

      How are the father rapers?

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      • FiaBella
        August 21, 2011 at 5:20 pm

        Having fun playing with the pencils

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  18. Diacritical Snark
    August 19, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    I feel all bubbly inside like when I washed down six Mentos with a Coke.

    HK pumps my nads.

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  19. SockFullofPennies
    August 19, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    While clicking through these pictures I kept smelling weed. I think this regretsy-gasim is having an effect on my brain.

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    • GlitterWhore
      August 21, 2011 at 1:08 am

      If you live in Seattle, that’s Hempfest you’re smelling. Those folks are high as fuck.

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  20. fatspazzy
    August 19, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    Awesome collection of genuine 196040 war posters!! Esp love the Janis Joplin :)

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    • Twatwafflette
      August 20, 2011 at 4:43 am

      My favorite, too! So perfect. :-D

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  21. pinkmarshmallowgarden
    August 19, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    Shitcrap, I missed the freaking poster contest. Anyhoo, I just wanted to drop this off: Steampunk Apartment Achieves Unprecented Levels of Whimsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/08/steampunk-apartment-achieves-unprecented-levels-of-whimsy#page/1

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  22. ThisLegOfMine
    August 19, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    there’s something happening here….what it is ain’t exactly clear.

    ((srsly, most fun I’ve had sense private snafu cartoons))

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  23. ItsEmmaaa
    August 19, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    Will someone please tell me how to post pictures on here? My macs being stupid today :(

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    • G Val is Quiet Serious
      August 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm

      you first need to upload to photo to some web service first (Flikr, facebook, or any of those things), then you need to use HTML to get it to show in your comment here by using the IMG tag

      [img src="http://URL.com/imagename.jpg"]

      where URL = the domain where your image is,
      imagename = the name of your pic
      jpg = the type of image file (jpg, png, gif, etc)

      then replace the “[" and "]” brackets with
      “” brackets

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  24. MarchHare
    August 19, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  25. thecreightonberyl
    August 19, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    From what I heard from my Father, the weed in England during World War 2 was awful. They called it “Warm Beer”.

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  26. crackwhore
    August 19, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    That crazy Babs. I knew they called her “Funny Girl” for a reason.

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  27. lemon bombs
    August 19, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    You know, I can’t stop making these things. I like this one best so far.

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  28. MontanaRed
    August 19, 2011 at 11:30 pm

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    I enrolled the seller.

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    • Mapleleaves
      August 20, 2011 at 5:49 am

      Norwich is a military college founded in 1819. They ARE military history.

      I’m sure it costs more than the value you’d get being able authoritatively smack down people who think the Vietnam War was in the Forties.

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  29. seanalyn
    August 20, 2011 at 12:52 am

    Omg I’m drinking with other Regretsy readers and seeing my image (hippie I want you) made our night. Time for another shot!!!

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  30. bra
    August 20, 2011 at 3:33 am

    The Back to the Future one is fucking fabulous!

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  31. iabbervocium
    August 20, 2011 at 5:40 am

    I LOVE THEM ALL!

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    • GlitterWhore
      August 21, 2011 at 1:11 am

      I like the “Dutch Soldiers” one the most!

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  32. gypsygrrl
    August 20, 2011 at 11:22 am

    These – these are awesome! You are just the BEST most TALENTED bunch of fat ugly jealous losers EVER! April bless us, every one! *wipes away a tear*

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  33. AnitaLawyer
    August 20, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    OMG I won??!?? I think this might be my proudest moment. Seriously.

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