Considering your devotion to breaking “thumbs down” records, you think you’d have the time? I think HK would be standing, waiting for you, thinking, “…and to think I shaved my bajingo for this?”
Mr Hooper was my first experience with death. I think I cried for a month or two. (Disclaimer: Sesame Street and The Electric Company were the only shows I was allowed to watch until I left for college, so he was a big part of my life.)
I’m just amazed by the total difference in shade and texture from her upper torso to her abdomen. Even at my most tan I have never achieved that kind of contrast.
Well, I learned of “hooping” as something quite different and involved your bum, but it seems the latest craze among the fire-poi-spinning-festival-hippie-alternative-lifestyle-vegangelical-douchebags is the hula hoop.
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of new-agey, out-of-shape, feed-sack-wearing neo-hippies trying to spin hula hoops as a group in a park. Seriously, way more hilarious than drum circles.
Just go to Cal Anderson Park on any vaguely sunny day, or maybe Gasworks, and you’ll see the hoopers. They’re ubiquitously present throughout the Burner, firespinner, glowy-fake-fur-raver, circus acrobat, slackliner, yoga, and burlesque scenes. Kinda like how Furries keep popping up in all sorts of different nerd genres: Sci-fi, fantasy, steampunk, D&D, Harry Potter….
Whenever I feel a little odd, or like I don’t fit in, I take myself down to Venice Beach for an afternoon and come home feeling utterly and totally Whitebread Suburban Normal.
My mom got into hula hooping when the fad first started in the late 1950s. At 64 she can still start at her waist, get the hoop up to her neck, then back down to her waist. She can’t get it down to her knees then back up anymore, but still. Day-um.
Aw man, I like to hula hoop, no matter how undignified it may seem for a 34yo to be playing with a kid’s toy, and now it’s a hippie thing?
It’s fun, pretty good low-impact waist exercise, and my niece likes to compete with me to see who can keep ours going around the longest.
The mass hula hooping in the park sounds hilarious, though. I hope to run across one of these quasi faerie rings soon.
For the thousandth time, Linda, these men are not your boyfriends! They’re customers, and you’d make more money if you realized they don’t care about your “art”; they just want to see tits. So stop asking me for a raise!
I was all ready to snark and then I realized that I really can’t snark any woman capable of moving that well when 35 weeks pregnant. May looks silly but if it kept her that limber through pregnancy.
I’m 38 weeks pregnant and can barely roll of the couch to get more cookies so I have no snark, only a slight sense of shame and a desire for more cookies.
Maybe I’m just a hater because I’ve never been able to sustain a hoop for longer than four rotations. But I dunno, I aspire to greater things than putting up videos of my pregnant belly doing a soft-core gymnastics routine.
Like, for instance, posting bitchy comments about her undeniable skill here in Regretsy. Yup, I’m full of win tonight.
I give you one for self-snark awareness, but: soft core? on whose planet? Or (wink) did you really feel that way about Gallagher and just transferred those dirty, dirty thoughts?
Oh, good, I wasn’t the only one thinking about Yoopers. *wistful sigh* Wanna go to the cabin soooo baaaad…
I dunno. I’m from Michigan originally. Most of my stepdad’s kids have turned into filthy hippies- the “let’s live in a commune OFF THE GRID” and “deodorant gives you cancer, I saw it on CNN once” kind.
I was at a festival once that had a stall selling undried magic mushrooms, at the end of the festival the stall threw the remainder of their stock into the field – should have seen how fast the hippies moved…
It’s ok crusty, you know hairstyles go in and out of fashion. I’m waiting for curlies to come back in style, I’ve burned my thigh with the straight iron soo many times.
I’m a man and I will inform all of you girls that even though the caterpillar riding up this ‘ladies’(?) torso is unpleasant and unsightly, I am still fantasizing about her tits.
I didn’t even realize she had a moustache. I thought her lip just curled up in a strange, alien way, like the way a savage dog’s lip peels back when it’s about to bite you on the nads.
You may as well stop then. They probably have a nice hair ring around the nipple much like the happy? trail below and the mustache above her upper lip…
I refuse to have anything reminiscent of the Y chromosome used to label me or my gender. I therefore insist on people of my gender referred to as “chick,” from this day forward.
I have on several occasions questioned the use of the letter Y based on the same grounds… but of course, I just laugh my ass off at the utter lack of foresight employed by the craziest sect of femmies. I’m all for feminism, but they sure do have a certain populace which rivals far-right Christianity-level crazy.
My girlfriend has that kind of disparity between her arms and her stomach. There’s even a difference between the left arm and right (we’re truck drivers). But I think if she were selling something on Etsy, she’d pick someone else to model it, that isn’t so two tone.
Pardon any word errors, I had my wisdom teeth out yesterday and I’m still out of it.
It’s not surprising that that part of her body is so pale compared to the rest. I’d say it looks Photoshop’d, but I don’t see why anyone would WANT to look like that.
I can’t get over the fact that it is 75 dollars. This is the kind of garment they make in remedial sewing classes. I can see the Etsy workshop now: LEARN TO SEW FOR FUN AND PROFIT!
Will this do?
“…as the burning rays of Helios beat down upon my tender flesh, the scorching heat cast its gritty damage across the rugged flex of my shoulders. Untouched by the Sun God’s wrath, my core remained the sharpest flash of the purest alabaster,much akin to the polished floors adorning the palace of a lovingly worshiped oracle…
We would never even notice how straight those hips are, if s’he had landscaped beforehand. Maybe we were supposed to be distracted by a nice rack…?
Seems like if you were going to get all of that work done, you’d groom out the ‘giveaway’.
How the hell is this even possible? I am a hairy italian Womyn who shaves every hour but I have never seen nor heard of this.i believe she glued a line of coffee grounds down her belly.
You know we hirsuite folk would have outlived everyone else during the last Ice Age. GO FUZZY WUZZIES. It’s 3 months into a long Australian winter and my legs would make an Armenian wrestler jealous.
I have unfortunately witnessed a similar situation in an ex-friend of mine. It was not quite that bad, but would be as obvious in a similar picture. She was also quite bad about… taking care of it.
She might be like me and be part calico cat. My head hair is bright red, eyelashes and various bodily peach fuzzes are nearly translucent they’re so pale, and then I’ve got a little black line that grows on my stomach. Mine isn’t that thick, but I also wax when I decide I give a fuck.
Haha! My husband’s like that. He’s blond, but his body hair is dark and his facial hair is red! More of a light orangy red, though, so it doesn’t look TOTALLY abnormal.
I’m half Italian myself, but look much more like the Italian side and I agree . . . lots of hair but NOT so much there. And what I do have, I take care of promptly.
Yeah, It’s people who wear shit like this to the Ren Faire and like, a chain mail bikini under it, that make me nuts…sure, very very historically accurate…
Exactly. Choose the wardrobe to fit what’s going on with the body. I’ve gotten kind of fat. So I no longer wear tight, small, flesh exposing clothes. Heck, I’ll usually wear jeans in 100° weather, if I’m out in public. Nobody needs to see these thighs.
The problem is, people “have the right” to wear wtfever they want – and yet, don’t I, too, have the right to eat my meal without looking at the insanity??
I too am ample right now – I buy the correct size, I always wear a bra in public, and I refuse to wear some of the shit Lane Bryant sells because it’s totally NOT meant for plus sized women – just because it says size 22, don’t make it RIGHT for a size 22….
@ Dynomoose: But you shouldn’t have to get heatstroke because society says only tiny women are attractive, either. Ooh, ooh, I just thought of something: very long sundresses are in right now, so if you want to hide your thighs, you can while being more comfortable. I have 3, and I love them
Dynomoose, I also wear jeans no matter how hot it is outside. I’m not ~ashamed of my body~ or however some people would spin it, I’m just about as dark as a piece of notebook paper and don’t want to traumatize strangers by bursting into flame when direct sunlight hits me.
Dynomoose, I’m sure your thighs are not traumatizing to anyone, go ahead and break out the shorts! I’m personally kind of grossed out when I see people overdressed in hot weather, all I can think is how much sweat must be building up in their crotch and groin areas.
Fia’s right. Sundresses and skirts hide the thighs and are cool and comfortable in hot weather. Upside: throw on a cotton summer dress and people compliment you on how nice you look. They don’t realize it took 2 seconds to put it on.
Oh, she shaves all right. No way someone has that lush a trail and totally hairless rest-of-the-belly. As an eye-talian I know from body hair. That is wombyn-scaped.
I don’t shave because I’m lazy- it has nothing to do with conforming or not. I wear shorts AND short skirts- I’m STILL too lazy to shave. I do wear swimming trunks, though, to hide the worst of it.
I’m with you, Kest. For me, it’s a combination of laziness and refusing to feel obligated to do it. But some hair is just unsightly no matter what, like armpit hair, so I don’t lazy my way out of that. Legs, though? Eh, I’ll shave them if I happen to find a half hour in which I am completely bored shitless.
“I’ll warn you though, you may not want to take it off… you’ll wear it out and want to wear it to bed, and then want to wake up and strut around in it some more.”
Damn, forgetting the facial hair and odd line of belly hair, she REALLY needs to use sunscreen. Her neck/ head and hands look like they belong on a completely different person compared to the color of her stomach. D:
Seriously, why all the preaching about sunscreen on a site where everyone professes to be drunk most of the time? Enjoy your own health hazard and leave everyone else to enjoy theirs. Personally I prefer licking raw cake batter and eating cookies that have fallen on the ground.
I’m just amazed by the total difference in shade and texture from her upper torso to her abdomen. Even at my most tan I have never achieved that kind of contrast.
Is that a promise? And, if so, does that mean that there is a large horse waiting to be ridden at the end of your happy trail? Am I now sufficiently creepy?
Honest, I’m much more disturbed by the proto-cancerous tan of her upper torso. WEAR THE HOODIE AND KEEP OUT OF THE SUN. Club sunscreen 4 lyfe! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
“womyn”? What is this, the fucking Seventies? Besides, learn to take a joke, people. Wait…isn’t that the basis for must of the humor here? Great Scott! *goes to find cure for AIDS*
I’m a brit, last time I checked. Never saw anyone use less than two fingers. ‘Course, I live in the US and have for a LOOOOOONNNG time. How long have brits been lazy and using one?
As I am not an expert in offensive gestures and their era, I wouldn;t be able to tell you when it started, but my dad talked about getting punished for using it in 1965.
I believe it actually goes back a long way, but as I’m sure you’re aware the UK is very region specific. It’s possible your region didn’t use it so much.
What disturbs me most is that her chestal region tan line exactly matches the line of the hoodie, while her anti-treasure trail underbelly is pallid and lifeless except for that line of scrubby miniature tumbleweed. This implies that she wears this hoodie frequently, in the sun. Does she then also have a matching cummerbund? Or wombyrbund, as the case may be?
WHAT?! You mean the hair on my stomach means that I’m not a woman?! So, even though I have a period on a monthly basis, had a size “D” chest, see a gynecologist regularly, have had my hormone levels checked–and had them come back at normal levels, and have complete strangers call me “miss” or “ma’am”, a little bit of hair makes me male.
Excuse me while I call my doctor. Or possibly the producer of some crappy reality show.
I have four lovely, recurring black hairs on my stomach that love to pop up and say hello every couple of days between pluckings. I also did a DNA analysis once as part of a family tree mapping, and, surprise surprise, I am most definitely a blonde Caucasian with XY chromosomes.
seriously, swissmissburn, your attitude is incredibly offensive. I’m glad so many people here are more open-minded and understanding.
I have quite a few trans friends and it’s people like you who contribute to the difficulty they face every bloody day. Jen clearly identifies as female, and lives as a woman – whether she’s trans or not it’s disrespectful to refer to her as a man and using male pronouns. I know my best friend would be really quite upset if she heard or read people refering to her as “he”, because it’s been so tough for her transitioning. Even though she’s been living as a woman for years now, and passes very well, she still lives in constant fear that someone will “recognise” her as a man, or will realise that she’s trans.
That shit is HARD, and there’s too much stigma attached to it. People are reacting to you negatively because you’re part of the problem. It’s important to be more progressive about things like this.
@ Glittstapo – lol @ “open minded and understanding”. We’re spending our time on a sight that criticizes people’s creative efforts. “Juvenile” and “pedantic” are better choices. What a retarded panty-waste you are! Ooops… that wasn’t very pc… What a differently-abled vaginal excretion you are!
whatever, you pretentious moron. I have been to many a gay bar and have seen lots of very convincing she-males and all I am saying is that Jenn is one of them. I’m not making fun of her or him. I am simply pointing out why the happy trail is there.
It’s there because she didn’t clean it up. That’s why.
You might also note we have several females who have said they have the same condition – they just don’t run around modeling clothing or exposing it to the elements.
and she is clearly a she, regardless of what gender she was born into and what anyone else thinks.
Ah, I recognise this stage. It’s the ‘people don’t agree with me so I’m going to get super-defensive and make ineffectual personal attacks’ stage. It needs a snappier name.
Back in my early days on the ‘net, I used to indulge myself when I hit this stage too. These days I realise it doesn;t make you look good, so I go listen to some Tim Minchin instead. Especially ‘Song for Phil Daoust’. I suggest it to anyone suffering internet rage.
So, this tactic you’re trying out — “You didn’t like what I had to say the first time, so I will say it again more loudly, and with extra insults, until you do” — doesn’t seem to be working out too well for you.
As for your attempts to convince us that you’re sympathetic and just being informative:
Oh PLEASE Crease and Resist! Tell me how I can do better next time! I really want to work on my puffed up self image! I am such an insensitive, hate-mongering imbecile! Could you please help me discover your ultra-modern PC ways?
You are calling a woman who identifies as female on her Etsy shop a man. You insist on doing it over and over. It’s insensitive at best, homophobic at worst. Either way, quit it.
Wait. You called her a she-male? Hate speech isn’t funny.
You, my friend, are a douchetard. Who the fuck cares what you think as far as whether this woman looks “enough like a woman” to suit your narrow-minded little gender straightjacket. IT’S NOT FUCKING RELEVANT, and it’s not interesting either.
Wait just a minute. Those pants are from Express. I know, I used to own a pair just like them. Real hippies don’t wear clothes from the mall…I mean Conformist American Megamart.
Or dumpster dive it. I knew a guy back in the day who had co-founded an anarchist co-op, and at a party he was bragging about the near-mint condition soccer shoes he had found in someone’s garbage, and how he hadn’t bought new clothes or shoes in years, just freeganed almost everything.
Even back then, when I was more amenable to this kind of nonsense, I thought that was ridiculous. They did a lot of really cool charity work and community-building activities. But this? This made no sense- he and his anarchist buddies dreamed of overthrowing and destroying the corporate oppressors, but wouldn’t that dry up the supply of those sweet free Adidas cleats in other people’s trash? Are you going to figure out how to make all your own shit then? Doubt it. (Though I do agree that it appalling that someone would just throw out a perfectly good pair of shoes instead of giving them to someone who needed them.)
The idea is not that they are brand new Adidas that he needs a steady supply of, but that he is using the item without the corporation seeing any profit from it. It’s kind of a “nyah-nyah” middle finger to Adidas rather than a statement of brand desire.
I think she needs to really embrace that treasure trail. Let that shit get really long, braid it, add beads. Think of the hot sweaty night that could be spent at burning man rubbing glitter into it while you and your best friend do X. ah. Happy times.
You gave me a flashback! I was on the ferry between Vancouver the city & Vancouver the island, a nest of hipsters and granolas if ever there was one. Some 40ish woman in a handknit multicoloured sweater & the sides of her head shaved was escorting a group of girls 10-12ish, with a couple other wheatgrass–juice-chugging types. I suppose they were going camping through some club. Well, she had a mole on her chin, with hairs in it over 3″ long, and to flaunt her ability to embrace her uniqueness, providing a strong female role model for those kids… she’d braided a few strands of multicoloured yarn into the mole hairs, in exquisite coordination with her sweater. I just could not get over it!
I’m 100% into gender lib! But is tweezing 6-8 hairs REEEEALLY gonna make a difference? Choose your battles, lady.
The thing is, you can’t really call it “gender lib” if it would be just as bad on a man as on a woman. So mole hairs? Gross no matter who they’re on. Armpit hair? Pretty much the same, at least in my book. When I shave my armpits, it’s not because I’m being a girly girl – it’s because armpit hair is gross and impedes effective application of antiperspirants.
I majored in film studies. I saw that thing like five times.
Ah, the memories. The ants crawling out of holes in people’s hands. The dead donkeys on the pianos. I think the worst part is that almost all of it makes sense to me at this point.
Sara “Blueberry Twatwaffles” Bee
August 18, 2011 at 12:39 pm
I think it’s mainly a bad combination of super pale stomach and very dark hair. And being too fucking lazy to go to the drugstore and buy a pack of razors for 99 cents.
Really, it’s her shop name that gets me. “hipstarrdesigns” is right next to “BearyCute” on the list of fucking retarded names that you think are so cute and witty but are actually the herpes of shop names.
I didn’t even realise the issue was supposed to be her body hair/body parts made of different people, until I read the comments. I totally thought we were making fun of the fact that if it’s cold enough to warrant a hoodie, it’s too damn cold for a crop top. This shit’s like wearing a fleece-lined bikini or mukluks with shorts. WHICH I KNOW PEOPLE ALSO DO.
I don’t even understand how the hood is supposed to hang when it’s down. I also don’t understand what climatic situation would need to occur to necessitate a HALTER TOP HOODIE. Like, if it’s snowing but also 30°C, somehow?
Could be hugely popular in L.A. The idiots in this town are fond of dressing-up in pretend cold weather clothes. Hot pants and knit caps, leg warmers and wife beaters, etc.
It’s just another stupid trend, like stuff made out of sweats material then blinged out, or long-sleeved shirts with the back made entirely out of lace.
I grew up in California, so I’m familiar with the weirdness. (Hey, I’m here, aren’t I?)
Anyway, the one variant that cracked me up was when I came back after living in the PNW for a while to discover that grunge had hit SoCal. Baggy pants, flannel and knit hats doesn’t work really well in San Diego, so you saw all these bad-ass young women trying to be “grunge” by wearing things like openwork sweaters and t-shirts over their shorts and miniskirts, which they wore with big boots. It was pretty sad.
I was also just amused at the idea that grunge had become a “thing” as opposed to “it’s cold and wet and I’m poor so I’m going to make do wearing what I can scavenge in the thrift store.”
Is it bad I think the back looks adorable? The front of the top is a huge mess of Do Not Want, but I like the way the back looks. (well, other than the dangling serger threads)
I really, really think there should be licensing laws for sergers, and you have to pass a class in appropriate and inappropriate times to use one, before you get licensed.
I was looking at pajamas in a store the other day when I saw shorts made of fleece. WTF? If it’s warm enough to wear shorts, I don’t want to wear a heavy fabric that keeps you warm.
Am I the only one who thinks she has a laparotomy scar rather than a treasure trail?
The real abomination is the sunburn, as others already pointed out. Jeebus on a pogo stick, use sunscreen.
I’m a vegetarian green party voting bisexual Wiccan (all the things that people would assume make me ok with this) and I have to say that is just nasty. If you’ve not going to shave on some sort of deluded principal then at least don’t flaunt it. Not that I’ve ever seen that sort trail hair on a woman before. That is not normal is it?
Mine could probably get to that point if I didn’t take care of it. But that’s the thing…I GET RID OF IT, or if I don’t get around to it for a week for some reason, I don’t run around in low-slung pants or a bikini or whatever until I have dealt with it.
We do KNOW that it’s not a big deal, Dino. This is light-hearted amusement going on here, not a petition to create a law about it. I know it’s not classy-looking when I pick my teeth or chew huge wads of gum, same as I know it’s not classy to let pubes hang out of my bikini. It’s not something that controls my behavior, but I know it’s considerate to minimize one’s grossness.
I think it’s hilarious to make fun of like, the individual photos posted, but when it crosses over to comments about how not shaving in general, for everyone, is nasty, that’s what gets my back up. I understand that people who complain about the appearance of others are just projecting their own insecurities, but it’s obnoxious. If someone wants to not shave something, fine. It’s not doing anything for anyone else. And we can comment on this picture and all the goofy aspects of it (like the fact that she looks suuuuper baked) without expressing what every woman everywhere has to do, no matter what the intent is.
In the side view, you can see the string to her flesh-colored thong. I hate you for making me look at that so closely. Now, I gotta go find my icepick.
I once dated a woman with a trail almost that bad…and know many women who wear tankinis one-piece suits to the beach and come back with a similar “top doesn’t match the midsection” look. SO….THEY DIDN’T EXPOSE IT!
This is just plain weird
I think she’s pretty cute. Very fit. I grew a much stronger (and incredibly straight) treasure trail during pregnancy (it’s mostly gone again now). Still, that hoodie needs all the help it can get, and she’s not giving it much help.
For some reason the photo makes it look like the model is not a person but in fact a cardboard cutout. I think it’s the light by her hips and/or the corner of a wall. It just looks 2 dimensional.
Which leads me to my next question – who puts a treasure trail on a cardboard cutout?
I guess it depends on who is doing the accepting. Don’t waste your time pitying the fat chicks, hairy chicks, flat chested chicks, whatever. We don’t need your pity. We are all fat jealous losers here–haven’t you heard? And yet even the imperfect among us manage to find love and get laid. Imagine!
Yes! What is up with garments intended to keep you warm being cropped or vented or otherwise robbed entirely of their ability to MAKE PEOPLE WARM? It’s like that one year that Gap did all those commercials with the models in scarves and their underwear. If it’s cold enough to need a scarf, maybe you want to put something on over your bra and thong.
I could see illusionary warm weather gear for costume purposes, but as is it’s like selling the “sexy girl fireman” Halloween costume as actual uniform intended to be used in fighting fires.
Aaugh, that reminds me of that scene in Lost Highway when Bill Pullman turns to Patricia Arquette and sees this dude in a wig instead. Now how am I supposed to sleep?
This post makes me sad because I have belly hair worse than that. When I try to remove it, it just looks like I really obviously removed some hair in a strip on my belly.
Then again, I wouldn’t wear this top. But, that has nothing to do with the belly hair.
Really? I am asking this in a serious, Judy Blume sort of way, because I’m unusually hairless, I never knew women had belly hair until just now. I know this is lame, I’m 36. Do they all just get rid of it? I’ve had weird nightmares where I had it. Am I weird that I don’t have it? The only place I really have much body hair is oddly the top of my feet. Like part of the reason I get Brazilians is that I think it looks weird that I have so little hair down there.
I can’t speak for other races, but as far as white people go Mediterranean ethnicities (Greek, Italaian, Tukish) have a leaning towards female hairiness. Treasure trails, unibrows, arm fur for days, chin hair, mustaches. Sometime you just have to pick your battles.
Being a hairless Asian and not of the kind likely to look at a lot of naked women, I’ve never seen or heard of any women with belly hair. Cultural differences: the more you know.
I kind of feel like if it forms an actual treasure trail, like in this photo, it’s okay then. At least, I personally think it’s okay, since it looks nice and tidy and kind of deliberate. But you’ve got to go all the way, either way – my belly hair is very sparse (like just a few random, sad-looking hairs), so if I were going to show my belly, I’d probably swipe a razor over it first.
But with the exception of hair from “dirty” parts of the body, like armpits and the pubic area, I really don’t understand how any hair is particularly “gross.” It can be ugly, sure, and if people want to shave it off that’s their prerogative, but it’s not like there’s anything particularly unclean about having hair on your belly.
from looking through her other listings too, I’m pretty sure she’s trans. Some of the other photos make this clearer – her shape is quite manly. No hips etc.
You’d think that would make her more likely to shave her “trail”, but whatever. I think the more important question to ask is WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PANTS?
DO NOT lump me in with your transphobia. I was just saying “yeah, it looks like she may be trans, but that’s not important.” if people misunderstood my comment, then I’m sorry I wasn’t clear enough.
“I don’t care what anyone thinks of me! That’s why I feel the need to complain all over this post about how mean people are to me in return for my raging transphobia!”
Well…they are certainly not the pants my friend made for her SCA gypsy garb. And given that the description says “funky”, I’m thinking someone’s confusing gypsy for hippy.
Regardless of what she is, she is gorgeous. I wish I had her body and her smile.
This whole post is making me uncomfortable now. I give not a single shit about pubes; imo, the less the better but I’m not about to jump ship if there’s more.
Those pants are not something I would be caught in on my fattest, laziest Sunday afternoon, however.
I see hips, albeit small ones, and much larger natural breasts than any male who is simply taking hormones would ever have, Sherlock. And even if she was trans, what the fuck does that matter? Awkward body hair is awkward body hair.
In about a month maybe I’ll log back into this page and piss mark as “LAST”. This will trigger a “LAST” piss-marking contest. Everyone who joins in can then be identified as useless and Helen Killer can kick us all off at once. I will skulk back in quietly, and do it again a month later on some other “FIRST” infested thread.
Also, this outfit might make a good Halloween outfit, if I can find some fake belly fur to tape on. It’s quite scary.
I already tried Last one with another First. Didn’t work so well. Got a buncha thumbs up, HK let me stay and other people had to comment and spoil the WHOLE thing ::pout::
Damn, what do you have to do to get a flat stomach like that? I can tell you that sitting on a sofa, surfing the web and eating Weight Watchers ice-cream doesn’t work.
I noticed the eyebrows, too. Maybe when she tweezed them, all the little hairs she plucked fell through the air until they settled neatly on her stomach and upper lip.
I look at this every time and can’t help but think how progressive and empowered she is. Or something. Anyway, it really makes me want to pay 75 bucks for most of a hoodie.
I know, right? Why aren’t we mocking her lack of seam pressing and top-stitching? And it’s her prerogative to bare her happy trail, but good lord, PUT YOUR SERGED EDGES AWAY.
I won’t even lie. I’m one of the girliest girls you’ll ever meet. If I had a happy trail that pronounced, you can best damn believe I’ve got Nair, Veet, and wax strips on standby.
Ditto. No matter how many times I slap those hands away, he thinks the random lower tummy hairs are “adorable.” I really need to get that boy a dictionary.
Making fun of your hair doesn’t make someone a body hater. I can hate on emo kids without people bitching about me being some kind of backwards hick, but this is off limits?
Your fur trail doesn’t make you enlightened and different. Mocking your ugly ass hair, regardless of its location, doesn’t make someone else a bigot.
Apparently it’s only ok to mock hairstyles when they’re on your head. I for one, intend to dye my bush bright pink. Because why the fuck not?
The happy trail aside, I like most of the clothes in her shop. Then again, the fact that they’re rubbing up against her happy trail is kind of off-putting.
Plus the prices. Why do people always charge so much for this shit?
Way to make me feel bad about myself. I have a few hairs that grow there, although nothing like hers. I pluck them also. Though Wikipedia says its normal, on the picture to the right: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgenic_hair
I just spent twenty minutes on her page, caught between two contradictions that I cannot resolve:
1.) She’s hot as hell – her legs and ass are amazing, and I wouldn’t mind a peak at them titties either! (hips and face, meh, but everything else – yowza!)
2.) The sight of her happy trail makes me want to vomit.
I can’t reconcile these two thoughts, and I am stuck feeling very confused right now.
Last bitches!! Bwahahaha! I seriously am in love in love with this whole post. How many flounces came out of a little happy trail post? Two… three?? Oh, and I super love it when someone announces their butthurt flounce, but come back for more, 20 comments later. Bet you just can’t stay away from us fat, jealous losers!!
August 18, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I shot my drink out my nose on “first” . . . Thanks Hellen!
August 18, 2011 at 12:10 pm
It was cute until “first” at that point I nearly died!
August 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Considering your devotion to breaking “thumbs down” records, you think you’d have the time? I think HK would be standing, waiting for you, thinking, “…and to think I shaved my bajingo for this?”
August 25, 2011 at 10:36 pm
…Am I the only one who thinks her head looks like it’s coming out of a giant purple vagina?
August 18, 2011 at 1:17 pm
“Happy trails to you..”
August 18, 2011 at 5:38 pm
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August 19, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Ugh.
August 18, 2011 at 2:40 pm
It’s funny, yes. But since when does a “FIRST” comment get a +6 rating on Regretsy?
August 19, 2011 at 1:53 am
It would get +6 for the user name and avatar, even if the comment was lame.
August 18, 2011 at 3:35 pm
I can safely say that this is fucking brilliant.
August 18, 2011 at 3:36 pm
This wasn’t meant to be a reply, but I’m running on a 1/4 tank of sleep and I’m going to decide to not give a deuce.
August 20, 2011 at 7:08 pm
Wasn’t me. I learned that lesson a looong time ago.
August 18, 2011 at 12:08 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
I thought it was wombyn??
August 18, 2011 at 12:19 pm
Underground, overground, wombyning free…
August 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
I cannot thumbs up this enough. I didnt think anyone else remembered the Wombles!
August 18, 2011 at 12:52 pm
I knew that word (is it a word?) reminded me of something – Wombles! Upcycling since the ’70s.
August 18, 2011 at 3:04 pm
* under-groomed
* overgrown
August 18, 2011 at 8:18 pm
“Wombyn” should rhyme with “moomin”.
August 18, 2011 at 8:56 pm
I’m just lucky I grew up with Australian ABC. They’re only just now getting the broadcasts of ‘Single Female Lawyer’.
August 18, 2011 at 7:25 pm
No, that’s a female wombat!
August 18, 2011 at 12:09 pm
What the hell is a hooper?
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
That guy with the store on Sesame Street. He rocked those purple crop hoodies.
August 18, 2011 at 12:45 pm
This is begging for a photoshop
August 18, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Too late!
August 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Mr Hooper was my first experience with death. I think I cried for a month or two. (Disclaimer: Sesame Street and The Electric Company were the only shows I was allowed to watch until I left for college, so he was a big part of my life.)
August 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm
I’m just amazed by the total difference in shade and texture from her upper torso to her abdomen. Even at my most tan I have never achieved that kind of contrast.
August 18, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Oh crap — that comment below wasn’t supposed to go there! And where’s the bottom half of the page? Regretsy formatting, why are you messing up on me?
What I’d tried to put here was that I still get upset over Mr Hooper. I’m 34.
August 18, 2011 at 4:18 pm
I’m 43 and still get sad over Mr. Hooper.
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
?
August 18, 2011 at 1:16 pm
No, no, that’s a WHOOPer.
August 19, 2011 at 11:47 am
August 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Hula hoop.
August 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Well, I learned of “hooping” as something quite different and involved your bum, but it seems the latest craze among the fire-poi-spinning-festival-hippie-alternative-lifestyle-vegangelical-douchebags is the hula hoop.
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of new-agey, out-of-shape, feed-sack-wearing neo-hippies trying to spin hula hoops as a group in a park. Seriously, way more hilarious than drum circles.
August 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Wow, and I thought I was up-to-date on hippies, living in Seattle and all…
August 18, 2011 at 1:31 pm
I was on a school trip in Seattle, with a group at the Space Needle the day Jerry Garcia died – oh, the hippie madness! I will never forget.
August 18, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Just go to Cal Anderson Park on any vaguely sunny day, or maybe Gasworks, and you’ll see the hoopers. They’re ubiquitously present throughout the Burner, firespinner, glowy-fake-fur-raver, circus acrobat, slackliner, yoga, and burlesque scenes. Kinda like how Furries keep popping up in all sorts of different nerd genres: Sci-fi, fantasy, steampunk, D&D, Harry Potter….
August 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm
As someone who lives in Seattle, you should know that all the real hippies live in Olympia. Evergreen attracts the hippies across state lines.
August 19, 2011 at 11:36 am
I live on the other side of the state and am eternally a jealous loser at the lack of hippy-ness over here.
August 20, 2011 at 9:04 am
No, no, no. That makes you up to date on the homeless and the cult of Bobby Bonsey. The hippies all live in Portland and ride bikes now…
August 18, 2011 at 12:37 pm
“Vegangelical“??
OMG, my new favorite word!
August 18, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Mine too.
August 18, 2011 at 12:55 pm
I used to live in Venice Beach, home of the impromptu (and utterly rhythm-free) drum circle.
August 18, 2011 at 1:04 pm
You haven’t lived until you’ve been rhythm free!
August 18, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I tried to put a percussion group together a few years ago. We called ourselves “Boots in the Dryer” to keep audience expectations low.
August 18, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Rhythm-free? That sounds like the kind of sex you get to have when you use BC.
August 18, 2011 at 3:09 pm
@Princess– I think Boot in the Dryer is a great name! I can hear it already!
August 19, 2011 at 10:10 am
Whenever I feel a little odd, or like I don’t fit in, I take myself down to Venice Beach for an afternoon and come home feeling utterly and totally Whitebread Suburban Normal.
August 18, 2011 at 1:46 pm
I say we make the goatse the official symbol of hooping thereby achieving the triple circle!
August 18, 2011 at 8:20 pm
These hippies today need to get off my lawn. You’re not a real hippie if you’re playing with a toy the Chipmunks sang about in the 80s.
August 19, 2011 at 8:12 am
In the ’80s??? I hope that’s a typo.
August 19, 2011 at 12:42 am
My mom got into hula hooping when the fad first started in the late 1950s. At 64 she can still start at her waist, get the hoop up to her neck, then back down to her waist. She can’t get it down to her knees then back up anymore, but still. Day-um.
August 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
I believe it is someone who does the Hula Hoop.
August 18, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Ok, aaaallll those answers up there? They were not there when I put mine down. Honest.
August 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
I am a hooper. You basically dance with a hula hoop. For some reason it makes my boyfriend throw money at me ;op
August 18, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Aw man, I like to hula hoop, no matter how undignified it may seem for a 34yo to be playing with a kid’s toy, and now it’s a hippie thing?
It’s fun, pretty good low-impact waist exercise, and my niece likes to compete with me to see who can keep ours going around the longest.
The mass hula hooping in the park sounds hilarious, though. I hope to run across one of these quasi faerie rings soon.
August 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm
I thought a faerie ring was a circle of mushrooms
August 18, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Or a circle of unwashed hippies using mushrooms…
August 19, 2011 at 9:36 pm
For the thousandth time, Linda, these men are not your boyfriends! They’re customers, and you’d make more money if you realized they don’t care about your “art”; they just want to see tits. So stop asking me for a raise!
August 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
HOOP there it issssssss!
August 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm
I’d never enjoy hooping, too many hoops to jump through
August 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Pregnant womyn hooper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yKiQ0qSgso&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
August 18, 2011 at 4:09 pm
I still prefer this type of hooper:
August 18, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Er, this type: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea3L8VWqemM&feature=related
August 18, 2011 at 9:40 pm
I was all ready to snark and then I realized that I really can’t snark any woman capable of moving that well when 35 weeks pregnant. May looks silly but if it kept her that limber through pregnancy.
August 19, 2011 at 7:24 pm
I’m 38 weeks pregnant and can barely roll of the couch to get more cookies so I have no snark, only a slight sense of shame and a desire for more cookies.
August 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm
You know, it’s impressive.
Maybe I’m just a hater because I’ve never been able to sustain a hoop for longer than four rotations. But I dunno, I aspire to greater things than putting up videos of my pregnant belly doing a soft-core gymnastics routine.
Like, for instance, posting bitchy comments about her undeniable skill here in Regretsy. Yup, I’m full of win tonight.
August 19, 2011 at 4:09 am
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November 23, 2011 at 12:59 pm
That. Is. Awesometastic.
August 18, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Hula Hooper.
August 18, 2011 at 2:49 pm
GAH, never mind you fast typing bitches.
August 18, 2011 at 3:32 pm
I was thinking Yooper, but I’m from Michigan.
Of course, I don’t think anyone from Michigan would buy this.
August 18, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Oh, good, I wasn’t the only one thinking about Yoopers. *wistful sigh* Wanna go to the cabin soooo baaaad…
I dunno. I’m from Michigan originally. Most of my stepdad’s kids have turned into filthy hippies- the “let’s live in a commune OFF THE GRID” and “deodorant gives you cancer, I saw it on CNN once” kind.
August 18, 2011 at 3:47 pm
..Oh, wait, because you’d freeze to death. Got it.
August 18, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Ahhhh, “The Cabin”. I was just there in July…
August 19, 2011 at 4:11 am
there is the “magic mushroom” festival. Or there used to be…
August 19, 2011 at 5:34 am
I was at a festival once that had a stall selling undried magic mushrooms, at the end of the festival the stall threw the remainder of their stock into the field – should have seen how fast the hippies moved…
August 18, 2011 at 12:09 pm
That is quite the “treasure trail” she’s rockin’
August 18, 2011 at 12:10 pm
do not want treasure, let it stay hidden.
August 18, 2011 at 12:10 pm
Is it just me or does it appear she grooms it to look that way. It’s just way too straight and clean to be natural.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Treasure trail-scaping?
August 18, 2011 at 1:18 pm
I think she puts mascara on it
August 18, 2011 at 2:59 pm
that’s what I was thinking. who does that??
August 18, 2011 at 4:10 pm
I don’t know. Before I had laser hair removal, I had fairly straight pubes. Not all of us are given natural curly muffs.
August 18, 2011 at 7:17 pm
It’s ok crusty, you know hairstyles go in and out of fashion. I’m waiting for curlies to come back in style, I’ve burned my thigh with the straight iron soo many times.
August 18, 2011 at 12:22 pm
I don’t have a treasure trail. Does that mean I’m not a real wombyn?
August 18, 2011 at 4:23 pm
I’m not ashamed to say that not only to I have a treasure trail, it’s surrounded by a forest. I’m more wombyn than that hoodie hippie will ever be!
August 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
That’s not a trail. That’s a full-blown highway.
August 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm
August 19, 2011 at 9:48 am
I see what you did there!
August 18, 2011 at 2:32 pm
a belly soul patch perhaps
August 18, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Sure is…
August 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm
It’s a poor shop photo. With further processing in an imaging photo, I discovered that the dark trail is actually a feature of the sweater.
August 18, 2011 at 9:59 pm
it leads right to Captain Kidd’s money pit (which is now mostly filled with sand).
August 18, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I’m a man and I will inform all of you girls that even though the caterpillar riding up this ‘ladies’(?) torso is unpleasant and unsightly, I am still fantasizing about her tits.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down…SHIT! {deflating balloon sounds)
August 18, 2011 at 4:59 pm
I hope your name is a Deadwood reference.
August 19, 2011 at 11:50 am
Hank Dai, cocksucker.
August 19, 2011 at 11:50 am
*Hang
August 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Are you *The* Sam Cornwell? The Sam Cornwell who called Helen Killer a fanny flange Regretsy prick?
August 18, 2011 at 2:51 pm
It’s him all right. We LOVE you, Sam!
August 18, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Sam, her ‘stache makes yours look like something on a Japanese teenager.
August 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
I didn’t even realize she had a moustache. I thought her lip just curled up in a strange, alien way, like the way a savage dog’s lip peels back when it’s about to bite you on the nads.
I guess I was overthinking it.
August 18, 2011 at 3:12 pm
I was with you Rev. I actually when and did the double take.
August 19, 2011 at 9:54 am
I just had to scroll up to double check.
And holy shit, Gomez Addams would be jealous.
August 18, 2011 at 12:17 pm
You may as well stop then. They probably have a nice hair ring around the nipple much like the happy? trail below and the mustache above her upper lip…
August 18, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Now I’m .. ahem.. interested.
August 18, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Psh. Don’t be hatin’ on my all-natural fuzzy nipple-cosies.
August 18, 2011 at 12:09 pm
That is the saddest happy trail I have ever seen.
My testicles just receded.
August 18, 2011 at 12:34 pm
6 more weeks of winter?
August 18, 2011 at 12:39 pm
My testicles receded, too… and I’m a woman.
August 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
you spelled “womyn” wrong
August 18, 2011 at 6:22 pm
So did you. I believe it’s “wombyn”.
August 18, 2011 at 12:10 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 12:10 pm
So happy to see you are spelling womyn correctly. I would had been offended to be referred as a “woman”. Pshaw!
August 18, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Whaaaaat? Surely it’s WOMB-YN? Are you hating on our sacred uteri?!?! *flounces* XD
August 18, 2011 at 4:37 pm
I refuse to have anything reminiscent of the Y chromosome used to label me or my gender. I therefore insist on people of my gender referred to as “chick,” from this day forward.
August 18, 2011 at 7:42 pm
I have on several occasions questioned the use of the letter Y based on the same grounds… but of course, I just laugh my ass off at the utter lack of foresight employed by the craziest sect of femmies. I’m all for feminism, but they sure do have a certain populace which rivals far-right Christianity-level crazy.
And for what it’s worth, I’m a Christian.
August 18, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Or “wombin”.
August 20, 2011 at 9:08 am
You’re all spelling it wrong. One of your letters needs to be backwards…Vanna White that shit up, is what Imma sayin’!
August 21, 2011 at 8:07 pm
I will henceforth spell it XX…not really sure how I’m going to pronounce it….
August 18, 2011 at 12:10 pm
I think there might be a surprise at the end of that “happy” trail!
August 18, 2011 at 12:20 pm
A pickle surprise?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
Take a Xanax first for optimum effect.
August 18, 2011 at 12:49 pm
What the christ did I just watch?
O_o
August 18, 2011 at 2:46 pm
I think it was the new Logo show “RuPaul’s Hee Haw”
August 18, 2011 at 12:49 pm
pickle surprise is my favorite thing ever!
August 18, 2011 at 1:14 pm
HAAAAM!
August 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I want to watch that everyday for the rest of my life!
Sarah
August 18, 2011 at 4:22 pm
“Why won’t my penis go down?”
Priceless.
August 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Oh.My. God.
August 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm
I think the guy missing his front tooth is Ru Paul!!! That was fabulosity at it’s finest…
August 18, 2011 at 2:53 pm
No. Ru Paul is way hotter than that. And his wigs are much better.
August 19, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Yes, that’s Ru! And the blonde is Lady Bunny.
August 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Christ on a cracker what the fuck did I just watch?
August 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Holy shit, I’m never eating pickles again. Pass the xanax, please.
August 18, 2011 at 3:09 pm
I <3 Pickle Surprise!
August 18, 2011 at 3:19 pm
What the tits? I have no words to describe that. I may have nightmares.
August 18, 2011 at 3:21 pm
I think the most disturbing part is that i keep imagining dustin diamond as the pickle…
August 18, 2011 at 7:24 pm
my gut hurts from laughing. You twisted shits know I can’t pass a link here without clicking
August 18, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Will a Percoset work instead? I just had my wisdom teeth out, and they’re all I have.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
That looks like pieces of … 4 different people? The things you can do with Photoshop nowadays.
August 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
that was my thought too. The whole thing looks…unnatural.
I’m not even talking about her body hair. I have that too, but it’s blond and I shave it.
August 18, 2011 at 12:32 pm
See, I was thinking the same thing, and then I thought… “BUT WHY?!”
August 18, 2011 at 12:45 pm
It rubs the healing brush on the skin…
August 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that the head doesn’t match the torso.
August 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm
I thought cardboard cutout.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
I’m more distracted by the huge disparity between her very tan top and very white stomach…
August 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
I would imagine the trail doesn’t see the light of day too often…
August 18, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Only for special occasions when it gets debuted on the internet.
August 18, 2011 at 8:04 pm
My girlfriend has that kind of disparity between her arms and her stomach. There’s even a difference between the left arm and right (we’re truck drivers). But I think if she were selling something on Etsy, she’d pick someone else to model it, that isn’t so two tone.
Pardon any word errors, I had my wisdom teeth out yesterday and I’m still out of it.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
It’s not surprising that that part of her body is so pale compared to the rest. I’d say it looks Photoshop’d, but I don’t see why anyone would WANT to look like that.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
So I am torn between the concrete grayish brown hue of her upper half and the Snow White Meets a caterpillar lower half. Decisions, decisions.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Kudos to her for being unashamed.
Tell you what she should be ashamed about. That fucking hoodie. That neckline looks like a horny drug addict’s being pulling at it.
August 18, 2011 at 12:23 pm
I can’t get over the fact that it is 75 dollars. This is the kind of garment they make in remedial sewing classes. I can see the Etsy workshop now: LEARN TO SEW FOR FUN AND PROFIT!
August 18, 2011 at 12:31 pm
I was also going to point out that a cropped hoody witha droopy neckline is something they force fasionistas to wear when they’ve murdered someone.
So charging £75 dollars for this dishrag is a little ridiculous.
Though, I suppose her target audience are too fucking high to care about money or attractive garments.
August 18, 2011 at 12:35 pm
They are probably smoking okra.
August 18, 2011 at 3:11 pm
“Smoking Okra” is so going on my list of band names.
August 18, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Looking at the stuff in her store, though, I have to admit that she upcycles way better than most people who show up on these pages.
August 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm
There’s a line between “unashamed” and “shameless”, and she’s wearing it.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
I had to look twice to make sure that is a chick. Could be worse. She could be wearing a crotchet bikini.
August 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Oh fuck-knuckles, just when spread crotch string bikini lady had slipped out the sphincter of my memory, you made it come back.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Sunscreen – use some.
Estrogen – use more.
August 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
landing strip; you’re doing it wrong…
August 18, 2011 at 12:51 pm
depends on the size of the plane, I guess…
August 18, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Somewhere the Space Shuttle crew is sensing a missed opportunity.
August 20, 2011 at 9:10 am
Wrong, funny thought: the albatross from the Rescuers Down Under….*sigh*
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Either its a trans person, or the top portion has been photoshopped onto a skinny man’s bottom half.
August 18, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Awww I was just going to post a comment saying that! You beat me to it Squidsloo
There is no way that hir torso is that white with that red-tan going on everywhere else..
August 18, 2011 at 12:21 pm
If I have a burny-tan, that’s exactly how it would look. My belly is like flabby alabaster and my shoulders are like… sandstone?
My simile needs work.
August 18, 2011 at 12:44 pm
Will this do?
“…as the burning rays of Helios beat down upon my tender flesh, the scorching heat cast its gritty damage across the rugged flex of my shoulders. Untouched by the Sun God’s wrath, my core remained the sharpest flash of the purest alabaster,much akin to the polished floors adorning the palace of a lovingly worshiped oracle…
August 18, 2011 at 12:50 pm
me too… yay for tankinis
August 18, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Especially if she wears crop tops all the time.
August 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm
We would never even notice how straight those hips are, if s’he had landscaped beforehand. Maybe we were supposed to be distracted by a nice rack…?
Seems like if you were going to get all of that work done, you’d groom out the ‘giveaway’.
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
What’s really bothering me is that her face, chest, and hands are super tan while her stomach isn’t. Tan that happy trail!
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Where’d you get a picture of my navel? I’m very sensitive about my less than womanly treasure trail
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
How the hell is this even possible? I am a hairy italian Womyn who shaves every hour but I have never seen nor heard of this.i believe she glued a line of coffee grounds down her belly.
August 18, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Yeah I’m a hairy French lady with arm hairs that, when not deforested, would make a monkey jealous. But my trail hair is peach fuzz at best.
August 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
It happens. All of my body hair seems to be located on my stomach.
August 18, 2011 at 3:41 pm
You know we hirsuite folk would have outlived everyone else during the last Ice Age. GO FUZZY WUZZIES. It’s 3 months into a long Australian winter and my legs would make an Armenian wrestler jealous.
August 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 12:52 pm
I have unfortunately witnessed a similar situation in an ex-friend of mine. It was not quite that bad, but would be as obvious in a similar picture. She was also quite bad about… taking care of it.
August 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm
She might be like me and be part calico cat. My head hair is bright red, eyelashes and various bodily peach fuzzes are nearly translucent they’re so pale, and then I’ve got a little black line that grows on my stomach. Mine isn’t that thick, but I also wax when I decide I give a fuck.
August 18, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Haha! My husband’s like that. He’s blond, but his body hair is dark and his facial hair is red! More of a light orangy red, though, so it doesn’t look TOTALLY abnormal.
August 18, 2011 at 1:28 pm
I’m half Italian myself, but look much more like the Italian side and I agree . . . lots of hair but NOT so much there. And what I do have, I take care of promptly.
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Why are you all systematically bullying Kelly Bensimmon?
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
This is begging to have Jesus ‘shopped in somehow.
August 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Ask and you shall receive.
August 18, 2011 at 1:03 pm
By the way, I have the weirdest Photoshop shit on my computer thanks to you guys. I hope the FBI never confiscates my laptop.
August 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm
WOW. I’m a militant atheist but til now I’d never felt the urge to DECK JESUS!
August 18, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Stairway to Heaven?
August 18, 2011 at 9:38 pm
I’d say Trailways to heaven…but it sounds like a bus.
August 18, 2011 at 10:11 pm
A bus with drugs.
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
With that fur, I’d say she forgot to mention Dwarfs.
August 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
That is a very unhealthy tan she has. She’s begging for skin cancer by being out in the sun that much.
August 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm
But skin damage is NATURAL, brah. If the universe wants… ugh I can’t do it. Trying to think like an anti-razor douchebaguette is making me ill.
August 18, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Douchebaguette is my second-favorite new word of the day.
August 18, 2011 at 2:53 pm
We’ve gotten some good ones today, haven’t we?
Vaginista, douchebaguette…
August 18, 2011 at 4:43 pm
My husband had stage 4 melanoma. NOT pleasant.
August 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm
ugh… i have to dust off an old chestnut….
Fucking hippies!
August 18, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Are there celibate hippies? I thought the sex was half the draw.
August 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Happy penguins, a hooper is someone proficient at hula hooping.
August 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
August 18, 2011 at 12:29 pm
The one in the back looks super enthused!
August 18, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Is she missing her front teeth?
August 18, 2011 at 2:58 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 3:56 pm
@pearlheartgtr, I think so. I didn’t know hooping was a contact sport. Maybe she should invest in a mouth guard.
August 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Do you get extra points for hooping with in infant?
August 18, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Only if you’re hooping while birthing it.
August 18, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Why does that picture instantly make me think goatse? Especially the enthusiastic lady in the back…
August 20, 2011 at 9:12 am
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August 18, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Wouldn’t you all just shit if that was Towel Mike’s actual face?
I know I would.
August 18, 2011 at 12:28 pm
you just blew my mind.
August 18, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Naw. Towel Miked doesn’t have a farmer’s tan.
August 18, 2011 at 5:57 pm
My brain insists on reading that as a portmanteau of “Towel Mike Naked”.
YOU CAN’T STOP ME.
August 18, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Not even that horrific mental image can stop the sexy of Towel Mike.
…I think.
August 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
I’d just put a bag over his head and do him anyway.
August 18, 2011 at 8:17 pm
Did you have to? Really?
August 18, 2011 at 8:51 pm
August 18, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Just disappointed, actually.
Love the hat!
August 18, 2011 at 12:14 pm
I kind of like it.
August 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm
It’s only $75. Go for it.
August 18, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Skin color, happy (scary) trail, what was being sold again? Oh right, the almost normal looking hoody, I almost didn’t see that there.
August 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Why is there gunpowder leaking from her wOMBmyn hole?
August 18, 2011 at 12:16 pm
That right there is some funny shit.
August 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm
‘Cuz she’s packing a rifle!
August 18, 2011 at 12:16 pm
as a gay man, everything below the tits and above the (presumed) vag is enticing…that’s about it.
August 18, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Festival goers?
Elves?
Merry makers?
What the fuck kind of Holiday Slave-driving festivals is this person going to?
August 18, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Yeah, It’s people who wear shit like this to the Ren Faire and like, a chain mail bikini under it, that make me nuts…sure, very very historically accurate…
August 18, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Ren Faire is right. Of course now I’m concerned the the fire circle and off-beat drums are going to add hoops. Like they need more crazies.
August 19, 2011 at 9:48 am
the chain mail would catch the hairs painfully. owowowow
August 18, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Oh come on Helen; everyone knows 39th is the new “first”.
August 18, 2011 at 12:17 pm
I WANT GOATSE DONUTS MERCHANDISE!
August 18, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Makes me rethink the whole “Time to make the donuts” commercials.
August 18, 2011 at 3:01 pm
How did I never notice that Donut Fred has a Hitler stash?
August 18, 2011 at 3:35 pm
You should see him in Woody Allen’s ” Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex.” He was a cross-dresser.
August 18, 2011 at 3:16 pm
YOU CAN’T SEE HIS HANDS
Where are his hands? ;_;
August 18, 2011 at 10:31 pm
Goatse donuts make me go nuts!
August 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
If I rocked a sexy abdomen, I’d rock a cropped hoodie, too. Too bad she’s not rocking the former.
August 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
DOWN WITH BIG NAIR
August 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Frida Kahlo… you’re doing it wrong.
August 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Is not shaving about trying to not conform? Aren’t they just conforming to another idea?
August 18, 2011 at 12:20 pm
That’s a level of introspection that most iconoclasts do not possess.
August 18, 2011 at 1:12 pm
I’ll have to remember that one…
August 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm
I can understand not wanting to shave or wax your belly. But, like hairy legs in pantyhose, a crop top doesn’t work with a hairy belly.
August 18, 2011 at 12:33 pm
For most of the time I don’t shave my legs or underarms. However, for most of the time, I wear jeans and sleeved tops.
August 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Exactly. Choose the wardrobe to fit what’s going on with the body. I’ve gotten kind of fat. So I no longer wear tight, small, flesh exposing clothes. Heck, I’ll usually wear jeans in 100° weather, if I’m out in public. Nobody needs to see these thighs.
August 18, 2011 at 1:54 pm
EXACTLY.
The problem is, people “have the right” to wear wtfever they want – and yet, don’t I, too, have the right to eat my meal without looking at the insanity??
I too am ample right now – I buy the correct size, I always wear a bra in public, and I refuse to wear some of the shit Lane Bryant sells because it’s totally NOT meant for plus sized women – just because it says size 22, don’t make it RIGHT for a size 22….
August 18, 2011 at 2:29 pm
@ Dynomoose: But you shouldn’t have to get heatstroke because society says only tiny women are attractive, either. Ooh, ooh, I just thought of something: very long sundresses are in right now, so if you want to hide your thighs, you can while being more comfortable. I have 3, and I love them
August 18, 2011 at 2:39 pm
Dynomoose, I also wear jeans no matter how hot it is outside. I’m not ~ashamed of my body~ or however some people would spin it, I’m just about as dark as a piece of notebook paper and don’t want to traumatize strangers by bursting into flame when direct sunlight hits me.
August 18, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Dynomoose, I’m sure your thighs are not traumatizing to anyone, go ahead and break out the shorts! I’m personally kind of grossed out when I see people overdressed in hot weather, all I can think is how much sweat must be building up in their crotch and groin areas.
August 18, 2011 at 9:55 pm
Fia’s right. Sundresses and skirts hide the thighs and are cool and comfortable in hot weather. Upside: throw on a cotton summer dress and people compliment you on how nice you look. They don’t realize it took 2 seconds to put it on.
August 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Oh, she shaves all right. No way someone has that lush a trail and totally hairless rest-of-the-belly. As an eye-talian I know from body hair. That is wombyn-scaped.
August 18, 2011 at 2:07 pm
I don’t shave because I’m lazy- it has nothing to do with conforming or not. I wear shorts AND short skirts- I’m STILL too lazy to shave. I do wear swimming trunks, though, to hide the worst of it.
August 18, 2011 at 11:29 pm
I’m with you, Kest. For me, it’s a combination of laziness and refusing to feel obligated to do it. But some hair is just unsightly no matter what, like armpit hair, so I don’t lazy my way out of that. Legs, though? Eh, I’ll shave them if I happen to find a half hour in which I am completely bored shitless.
August 18, 2011 at 3:53 pm
When I neglect to shave it’s just because I’m lazy.
August 18, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Ok, this is the first time I failed to see a comment and made the same one as someone else, my apologies.
August 18, 2011 at 12:19 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 12:19 pm
CRAB LADDER. That’s all i have to say.
August 18, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Seriously my new favorite phrase!
August 18, 2011 at 12:33 pm
“Crab ladder” is a solid second-place for me. The novelty and amusement of “shark week” hasn’t, um, bled off for me yet.
August 18, 2011 at 12:47 pm
Using “shark week” caused me some confusion. I saw a shark week drinking game, i was disappointed when i realized it was for Discovery…
August 18, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Here’s an ultimate for ya – having shark week during Shark Week.
August 18, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Also, from her item page:
“I’ll warn you though, you may not want to take it off… you’ll wear it out and want to wear it to bed, and then want to wake up and strut around in it some more.”
Nope.
August 18, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Damn, forgetting the facial hair and odd line of belly hair, she REALLY needs to use sunscreen. Her neck/ head and hands look like they belong on a completely different person compared to the color of her stomach. D:
August 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
She appears to be half Oompa Lumpa. I guess that would make her race Moolumpo. Completely explains the run-away pubes.
August 18, 2011 at 12:53 pm
She actually sort of looks like she doesn’t need to use sunscreen, because it’s dark enough to look fake.
August 18, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Melanoma is a horrible way to die.
August 18, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Is it wrong that I read that in Rick James’ voice??
August 18, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Rickets is bad, too.
Seriously, why all the preaching about sunscreen on a site where everyone professes to be drunk most of the time? Enjoy your own health hazard and leave everyone else to enjoy theirs. Personally I prefer licking raw cake batter and eating cookies that have fallen on the ground.
August 18, 2011 at 1:53 pm
I’m just amazed by the total difference in shade and texture from her upper torso to her abdomen. Even at my most tan I have never achieved that kind of contrast.
August 18, 2011 at 2:00 pm
I think she’s still burnt. I look more extreme than that if I have actual sunburn. It fades in a day or so.
August 18, 2011 at 3:03 pm
She’s going to have soooo much sun damage when she’s older.
August 18, 2011 at 9:04 pm
I’ve managed it. It took three months in the Outback to do it, though (even with sunscreen – that Oz sun is fierce!).
But, yeah, dark, nutty brown arms, pale pasty belly. It was very weird.
August 18, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Please, dear GOD, tell me that was poorly photoshopped. PLEASE.
August 18, 2011 at 12:29 pm
No, but this is:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/49418172/sexy-lace-up-halter
August 18, 2011 at 1:32 pm
I’m confused. So did she photoshop the hair in or out?
August 18, 2011 at 5:52 pm
It must be out, because if you look at the side view, it’s back again.
I’m not sure why I went to the effort to figure that out.
August 18, 2011 at 1:37 pm
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/039/160/small/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-magikarp-musclekarp_1_.jpg?1265720067
August 18, 2011 at 4:54 pm
I see neither laces nor sexy in this.
August 18, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Follow my happy trail and I will show you something magical… A penis.
August 20, 2011 at 9:16 am
Is that a promise? And, if so, does that mean that there is a large horse waiting to be ridden at the end of your happy trail? Am I now sufficiently creepy?
August 18, 2011 at 12:23 pm
I will buy it only if “EAT KALE” is emblazoned on the front. Actually, maybe it should read “EAT KALE OR MY GLORY TRAIL.”
August 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Hee hee, it’s a rhyme!
August 18, 2011 at 12:26 pm
I’m a poet and I didn’t know it!
August 18, 2011 at 12:26 pm
EAT KALE OFF MY GLORY TRAIL
August 18, 2011 at 12:29 pm
that too! nothing is sexier than leaves of kale on cooter fur.
August 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm
If I could photoshop, I would put an image of a fancy menu with this as an item on it.
August 18, 2011 at 12:47 pm
Jebus I may have to start putting CF4L t-shirts in my store for this stuff.
August 18, 2011 at 3:10 pm
SAMPLER PLEASE
August 18, 2011 at 12:34 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Honest, I’m much more disturbed by the proto-cancerous tan of her upper torso. WEAR THE HOODIE AND KEEP OUT OF THE SUN. Club sunscreen 4 lyfe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
August 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Is it wrong that Haerie_Faerie makes me giggle?
August 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Well, she’s clearly proud of it. Someone needs to photoshop it like they did that Metrosxual’s pube strip a few weeks ago.
August 18, 2011 at 12:26 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 3:07 pm
STFU
August 18, 2011 at 8:30 pm
DON’T MAKE ME BRING OUT THE FARTING OWL
. . .
Ah, what the hell.
August 18, 2011 at 12:26 pm
Ugh, hippies.
August 18, 2011 at 12:27 pm
reminds me of this:
August 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
That is, I think, my favorite gif of all time.
August 18, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Mine too!
August 18, 2011 at 1:40 pm
This still creeps me out.
Attack of the Killer Pubes.
August 18, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Maybe they’re related?
August 18, 2011 at 12:28 pm
For the authority on the matter of body hair, I would like to consult with Lady Sovereign, illiterate British lesbian hip hop performer:
“I got hairy armpits, but I don’t walk around like this/
I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty shit.”
Thus, I have come to the conclusion that female bod hair is more than acceptable, but it furthers one not to flaunt it all over the damn place.
August 18, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Or the Brits are all fairly bizarre.
August 18, 2011 at 1:19 pm
If she’s English, why is she flipping off the camera in teh American way?
August 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm
We use that here too, you know.
August 18, 2011 at 1:45 pm
She’s bilingual.
August 18, 2011 at 2:07 pm
I’m a brit, last time I checked. Never saw anyone use less than two fingers. ‘Course, I live in the US and have for a LOOOOOONNNG time. How long have brits been lazy and using one?
August 18, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Um- for a very long time. I’m a brit too.
As I am not an expert in offensive gestures and their era, I wouldn;t be able to tell you when it started, but my dad talked about getting punished for using it in 1965.
August 18, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Freaky. Live and learn.
August 18, 2011 at 2:27 pm
I believe it actually goes back a long way, but as I’m sure you’re aware the UK is very region specific. It’s possible your region didn’t use it so much.
August 18, 2011 at 1:44 pm
It’s true, we are.
August 19, 2011 at 8:54 am
That is why I married one of your people.
BIZARRE AND AWESOME.
August 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm
What disturbs me most is that her chestal region tan line exactly matches the line of the hoodie, while her anti-treasure trail underbelly is pallid and lifeless except for that line of scrubby miniature tumbleweed. This implies that she wears this hoodie frequently, in the sun. Does she then also have a matching cummerbund? Or wombyrbund, as the case may be?
August 18, 2011 at 12:50 pm
Maybe she uses the rest of the shirt on non picture days.
August 18, 2011 at 1:55 pm
I was thinking something like this…
August 18, 2011 at 7:10 pm
that’s just wrong
August 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Man or woman, Jen’s got a pretty good bod that I wish I had.
August 18, 2011 at 3:14 pm
STFU already.
August 18, 2011 at 1:13 pm
Where’s it say that? Her shop says “female”.
August 18, 2011 at 1:16 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Can we just copy and paste all the “man-or-woman” back in forth that happened here ( http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/26/flashback-whats-the-schmatta/ )and save ourselves some time?
August 18, 2011 at 1:38 pm
That’s always the go-to thing when people disagree en masse, isn’t it?
No-one ever thinks that it might just be that a bunch of individual people don’t like what you have to say.
August 18, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Gender and sex are different things.
Don’t feel too bad if you don’t get it. I’ve met enough transpeople that fail at reality.
August 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm
If her shop says female, if she’s named like a female, if she dresses like a female, then she’s a female.
What fucking century are we living in Regretsians?
What the FUCK does it matter what gender she was born as – she’s a female.
Now, let’s get back to what’s important. Mow the lawn.
Love,
Nana B
August 18, 2011 at 1:55 pm
I stands self corrected – it doesn’t matter was sex she was born as – her gender is female.
Whatever, goddamnit.
August 18, 2011 at 3:58 pm
WHAT?! You mean the hair on my stomach means that I’m not a woman?! So, even though I have a period on a monthly basis, had a size “D” chest, see a gynecologist regularly, have had my hormone levels checked–and had them come back at normal levels, and have complete strangers call me “miss” or “ma’am”, a little bit of hair makes me male.
Excuse me while I call my doctor. Or possibly the producer of some crappy reality show.
August 18, 2011 at 5:11 pm
I have four lovely, recurring black hairs on my stomach that love to pop up and say hello every couple of days between pluckings. I also did a DNA analysis once as part of a family tree mapping, and, surprise surprise, I am most definitely a blonde Caucasian with XY chromosomes.
Isn’t the female body just so damn beautiful?
August 18, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Holy crap, Fractaled, I think we are long lost twins. Hairy, busty, hobbit twins
August 18, 2011 at 6:29 pm
seriously, swissmissburn, your attitude is incredibly offensive. I’m glad so many people here are more open-minded and understanding.
I have quite a few trans friends and it’s people like you who contribute to the difficulty they face every bloody day. Jen clearly identifies as female, and lives as a woman – whether she’s trans or not it’s disrespectful to refer to her as a man and using male pronouns. I know my best friend would be really quite upset if she heard or read people refering to her as “he”, because it’s been so tough for her transitioning. Even though she’s been living as a woman for years now, and passes very well, she still lives in constant fear that someone will “recognise” her as a man, or will realise that she’s trans.
That shit is HARD, and there’s too much stigma attached to it. People are reacting to you negatively because you’re part of the problem. It’s important to be more progressive about things like this.
/end rant.
August 18, 2011 at 8:09 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 1:27 pm
You’re getting thumbs down because the “Lol it’s a man!”s are the comment equivalent of hot gluing a plastic flower to a cheap ring base.
August 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm
DON’T MOCK MY “ART”!!
Oh wait, I forgot. I don’t glue shit to shit, I sew shit to shit.
So Swissbum – you’ve never seen a woman with facial hair before? Sheltered much?
August 20, 2011 at 3:05 am
I don’t mock your art, I weep for it like roadkill buzzards. So I’m all morally superior and stuff.
August 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 1:53 pm
It’s there because she didn’t clean it up. That’s why.
You might also note we have several females who have said they have the same condition – they just don’t run around modeling clothing or exposing it to the elements.
and she is clearly a she, regardless of what gender she was born into and what anyone else thinks.
August 18, 2011 at 2:00 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Oh will you flounce already, you’re boring us all with your crappy insults.
August 18, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Ah, I recognise this stage. It’s the ‘people don’t agree with me so I’m going to get super-defensive and make ineffectual personal attacks’ stage. It needs a snappier name.
Back in my early days on the ‘net, I used to indulge myself when I hit this stage too. These days I realise it doesn;t make you look good, so I go listen to some Tim Minchin instead. Especially ‘Song for Phil Daoust’. I suggest it to anyone suffering internet rage.
August 18, 2011 at 2:19 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 3:05 pm
So, this tactic you’re trying out — “You didn’t like what I had to say the first time, so I will say it again more loudly, and with extra insults, until you do” — doesn’t seem to be working out too well for you.
As for your attempts to convince us that you’re sympathetic and just being informative:
shemale -- very heinous way to refer to a male-to-female transsexual. originates from the porn industry and could not be more insulting unless it was wearing a Hitler mustache.Yeah, you’re a fucking sophisticate, you are. My oh my, how much you have learned hanging out in those gay bars. Do please educate us.
Or, you know, abandon your losing strategy and your puffed-up self-image and ask how you can do better next time.
August 18, 2011 at 3:20 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 5:00 pm
You are calling a woman who identifies as female on her Etsy shop a man. You insist on doing it over and over. It’s insensitive at best, homophobic at worst. Either way, quit it.
Wait. You called her a she-male? Hate speech isn’t funny.
August 18, 2011 at 8:20 pm
No one gives a shit if you think the person modeling is is a man, a woman, or is trans.
Bad photography and scary crafts transcend sex, gender, or body hair.
August 18, 2011 at 8:22 pm
She was clearly born as a female in regards to sex. She just has a hairy happy trail.
August 18, 2011 at 9:00 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Did I miss the flounce?
Shit.
August 18, 2011 at 2:52 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 3:03 pm
You, my friend, are a douchetard. Who the fuck cares what you think as far as whether this woman looks “enough like a woman” to suit your narrow-minded little gender straightjacket. IT’S NOT FUCKING RELEVANT, and it’s not interesting either.
August 18, 2011 at 3:05 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 3:12 pm
No really, STFU.
August 18, 2011 at 3:38 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 4:48 pm
I love how the one moronic reactionary comment example HK missed was this one… she hit all the others on her intro.
The s-he examination (minus the exam table with stirrups) is certainly a classic. I’m sure she’ll add it to her collection.
August 18, 2011 at 9:04 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 4:39 pm
whoops…I mean above…
alright, I got my fucking tubgirl mask on…thumbs down me for a stupid mistake!
August 18, 2011 at 12:32 pm
I looked at some of the seller’s other listings and the model’s trail seems to come and go. Kind of like winter in the Sierra Nevadas.
My favorite description reads, ‘WARNING: will definitely accentuate your womanly curves. May cause others to stare, flirt, and smile…’
August 18, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Well, stare and smile is right.
August 18, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Stare and grimace, more like. And that flirting is probably just some poor guy trying to tactfully warn her that something’s gone terribly wrong.
August 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
You can follow the progression of it.
August 18, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Will cause others to stare and smirk is more like it.
August 18, 2011 at 12:32 pm
Wait just a minute. Those pants are from Express. I know, I used to own a pair just like them. Real hippies don’t wear clothes from the mall…I mean Conformist American Megamart.
August 18, 2011 at 12:39 pm
no, but they do buy your conformist american megamart clothes after people sell them to goodwill.
August 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
OMG that is up-cycling!!!
August 18, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Or dumpster dive it. I knew a guy back in the day who had co-founded an anarchist co-op, and at a party he was bragging about the near-mint condition soccer shoes he had found in someone’s garbage, and how he hadn’t bought new clothes or shoes in years, just freeganed almost everything.
Even back then, when I was more amenable to this kind of nonsense, I thought that was ridiculous. They did a lot of really cool charity work and community-building activities. But this? This made no sense- he and his anarchist buddies dreamed of overthrowing and destroying the corporate oppressors, but wouldn’t that dry up the supply of those sweet free Adidas cleats in other people’s trash? Are you going to figure out how to make all your own shit then? Doubt it. (Though I do agree that it appalling that someone would just throw out a perfectly good pair of shoes instead of giving them to someone who needed them.)
August 18, 2011 at 5:25 pm
The idea is not that they are brand new Adidas that he needs a steady supply of, but that he is using the item without the corporation seeing any profit from it. It’s kind of a “nyah-nyah” middle finger to Adidas rather than a statement of brand desire.
August 18, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Maybe the cat pissed in them.
August 18, 2011 at 12:44 pm
It’s fine if it’s upcycled!!
August 18, 2011 at 12:35 pm
I think she needs to really embrace that treasure trail. Let that shit get really long, braid it, add beads. Think of the hot sweaty night that could be spent at burning man rubbing glitter into it while you and your best friend do X. ah. Happy times.
August 18, 2011 at 1:36 pm
You gave me a flashback! I was on the ferry between Vancouver the city & Vancouver the island, a nest of hipsters and granolas if ever there was one. Some 40ish woman in a handknit multicoloured sweater & the sides of her head shaved was escorting a group of girls 10-12ish, with a couple other wheatgrass–juice-chugging types. I suppose they were going camping through some club. Well, she had a mole on her chin, with hairs in it over 3″ long, and to flaunt her ability to embrace her uniqueness, providing a strong female role model for those kids… she’d braided a few strands of multicoloured yarn into the mole hairs, in exquisite coordination with her sweater. I just could not get over it!
I’m 100% into gender lib! But is tweezing 6-8 hairs REEEEALLY gonna make a difference? Choose your battles, lady.
August 18, 2011 at 8:27 pm
I’ve seen you mention this story before, and I have to say, I love reading it every time. The mental picture I get is just priceless.
August 18, 2011 at 11:43 pm
The thing is, you can’t really call it “gender lib” if it would be just as bad on a man as on a woman. So mole hairs? Gross no matter who they’re on. Armpit hair? Pretty much the same, at least in my book. When I shave my armpits, it’s not because I’m being a girly girl – it’s because armpit hair is gross and impedes effective application of antiperspirants.
August 19, 2011 at 9:14 pm
Never watch Un chien andalou.
August 20, 2011 at 8:59 pm
I majored in film studies. I saw that thing like five times.
Ah, the memories. The ants crawling out of holes in people’s hands. The dead donkeys on the pianos. I think the worst part is that almost all of it makes sense to me at this point.
August 19, 2011 at 9:13 pm
chin hair’s on a mole that size….she needs a biopsy!
August 20, 2011 at 9:20 am
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August 18, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Now you too can Cornholio in comfort and style.
August 18, 2011 at 12:39 pm
I think it’s mainly a bad combination of super pale stomach and very dark hair. And being too fucking lazy to go to the drugstore and buy a pack of razors for 99 cents.
Really, it’s her shop name that gets me. “hipstarrdesigns” is right next to “BearyCute” on the list of fucking retarded names that you think are so cute and witty but are actually the herpes of shop names.
August 18, 2011 at 12:39 pm
I didn’t even realise the issue was supposed to be her body hair/body parts made of different people, until I read the comments. I totally thought we were making fun of the fact that if it’s cold enough to warrant a hoodie, it’s too damn cold for a crop top. This shit’s like wearing a fleece-lined bikini or mukluks with shorts. WHICH I KNOW PEOPLE ALSO DO.
August 18, 2011 at 12:45 pm
Or those chicks who wear sweater and giant fur boots with a mini skirt and whine they are cold?
August 18, 2011 at 2:53 pm
Oh, you mean the sorority girl uniform in Southern Califonria:
mini skirt + Uggs + tank top + long skinny scarf
August 18, 2011 at 12:53 pm
Check out this even less practical gem from her store http://www.etsy.com/listing/79074712/sky-blue-pixie-halter
August 18, 2011 at 12:58 pm
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
I don’t even understand how the hood is supposed to hang when it’s down. I also don’t understand what climatic situation would need to occur to necessitate a HALTER TOP HOODIE. Like, if it’s snowing but also 30°C, somehow?
August 18, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Could be hugely popular in L.A. The idiots in this town are fond of dressing-up in pretend cold weather clothes. Hot pants and knit caps, leg warmers and wife beaters, etc.
August 18, 2011 at 2:57 pm
It’s just another stupid trend, like stuff made out of sweats material then blinged out, or long-sleeved shirts with the back made entirely out of lace.
August 18, 2011 at 9:14 pm
I grew up in California, so I’m familiar with the weirdness. (Hey, I’m here, aren’t I?)
Anyway, the one variant that cracked me up was when I came back after living in the PNW for a while to discover that grunge had hit SoCal. Baggy pants, flannel and knit hats doesn’t work really well in San Diego, so you saw all these bad-ass young women trying to be “grunge” by wearing things like openwork sweaters and t-shirts over their shorts and miniskirts, which they wore with big boots. It was pretty sad.
August 18, 2011 at 9:16 pm
I was also just amused at the idea that grunge had become a “thing” as opposed to “it’s cold and wet and I’m poor so I’m going to make do wearing what I can scavenge in the thrift store.”
August 18, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Is it bad I think the back looks adorable? The front of the top is a huge mess of Do Not Want, but I like the way the back looks. (well, other than the dangling serger threads)
August 18, 2011 at 4:09 pm
I really, really think there should be licensing laws for sergers, and you have to pass a class in appropriate and inappropriate times to use one, before you get licensed.
August 18, 2011 at 1:06 pm
I did have a cropped hoodie that I wore over long sleeved shirts.
August 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I was looking at pajamas in a store the other day when I saw shorts made of fleece. WTF? If it’s warm enough to wear shorts, I don’t want to wear a heavy fabric that keeps you warm.
August 18, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Am I the only one who thinks she has a laparotomy scar rather than a treasure trail?
The real abomination is the sunburn, as others already pointed out. Jeebus on a pogo stick, use sunscreen.
August 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 3:07 pm
“That” is not a man. She’s a woman.
August 18, 2011 at 8:40 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 12:44 pm
OK, I am CUBAN and my body doesn’t grow hair like that – must be something in the patchouli pipe.
August 18, 2011 at 2:27 pm
It looks to me like it’s mysteriously groomed…
August 18, 2011 at 12:45 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 12:45 pm
I can’t believe it! Your “DOWN_WITH_BIG_NAIR” comment is exactly what I was going to say, verbatum!
August 18, 2011 at 12:49 pm
I’m a vegetarian green party voting bisexual Wiccan (all the things that people would assume make me ok with this) and I have to say that is just nasty. If you’ve not going to shave on some sort of deluded principal then at least don’t flaunt it. Not that I’ve ever seen that sort trail hair on a woman before. That is not normal is it?
August 18, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Mine could probably get to that point if I didn’t take care of it. But that’s the thing…I GET RID OF IT, or if I don’t get around to it for a week for some reason, I don’t run around in low-slung pants or a bikini or whatever until I have dealt with it.
August 18, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Wow, sorry that women grow fucking hair and still go out in public with their bloomers tied above the knee, gramps.
August 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm
We do KNOW that it’s not a big deal, Dino. This is light-hearted amusement going on here, not a petition to create a law about it. I know it’s not classy-looking when I pick my teeth or chew huge wads of gum, same as I know it’s not classy to let pubes hang out of my bikini. It’s not something that controls my behavior, but I know it’s considerate to minimize one’s grossness.
August 18, 2011 at 3:35 pm
I think it’s hilarious to make fun of like, the individual photos posted, but when it crosses over to comments about how not shaving in general, for everyone, is nasty, that’s what gets my back up. I understand that people who complain about the appearance of others are just projecting their own insecurities, but it’s obnoxious. If someone wants to not shave something, fine. It’s not doing anything for anyone else. And we can comment on this picture and all the goofy aspects of it (like the fact that she looks suuuuper baked) without expressing what every woman everywhere has to do, no matter what the intent is.
August 18, 2011 at 9:30 pm
I have trail hair like that; so do many of my friends. We handle it in a variety of ways. We all were born with vaginas. It is normal.
August 18, 2011 at 12:50 pm
Hipstard.
August 18, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Wait-Vicki in accounting is a whore?!? I’d hit that!
August 20, 2011 at 9:22 am
She also has wicked awesome Mad Men lesbian lipstick parties…not that I would attend (or film) that or anything…
August 18, 2011 at 12:55 pm
I don’t understand, it looks like she photo shopped the trail out in this photo, because it is there again in the side view picture…
http://www.etsy.com/listing/49418172/sexy-lace-up-halter
Why?
It makes no sense!
August 18, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Also, I’m pretty sure she is not wearing any undies while she models these:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/76197149/grace-lace-gypsy-pants
Hopes she washes them if someone pays $75 for them!
August 18, 2011 at 2:23 pm
In the side view, you can see the string to her flesh-colored thong. I hate you for making me look at that so closely. Now, I gotta go find my icepick.
August 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm
My mom had those curtains in her bathroom.
August 19, 2011 at 8:46 am
Before I looked at the link I was seriously trying to find the double meaning here. It was grossing me out and it didn’t even make any sense!
August 18, 2011 at 1:14 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 2:20 pm
I still believe it’s a scar. Maybe she was self-coscious about it but stopped caring later.
August 18, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Yeah, it looks like she ‘shopped out the hair in the front view. I’ve done some bad clonestamping in my day, so I can recognize it when I see it.
August 18, 2011 at 12:59 pm
I once dated a woman with a trail almost that bad…and know many women who wear tankinis one-piece suits to the beach and come back with a similar “top doesn’t match the midsection” look. SO….THEY DIDN’T EXPOSE IT!
This is just plain weird
August 18, 2011 at 1:04 pm
I think she’s pretty cute. Very fit. I grew a much stronger (and incredibly straight) treasure trail during pregnancy (it’s mostly gone again now). Still, that hoodie needs all the help it can get, and she’s not giving it much help.
August 18, 2011 at 1:05 pm
If that trail terminated in a neatly shaved arrow point, it would be pretty cool. But I’m guessing this is not the case.
August 19, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Like an airbender!
August 18, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Oh sure, it’s all cute and dandy when Mike and Dror do it, but when it’s a lady in a strangely cut purple hoodie talking about elves?
Y’all are racist.
August 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 5:14 pm
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/joke
August 18, 2011 at 1:12 pm
I think this is yuck, and it’s entirely possible I haven’t shaved my legs since Obama was inaugurated. I’ve been too drunk to remember.
August 18, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Why have so many recent posts been about hair in odd places? Scarily, she looks like my spin coach.
August 18, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Wow… Hir advertising technique really worked! Nobody is batting an eye over the SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLAR price tag on that garment? Really???
August 18, 2011 at 1:20 pm
For some reason the photo makes it look like the model is not a person but in fact a cardboard cutout. I think it’s the light by her hips and/or the corner of a wall. It just looks 2 dimensional.
Which leads me to my next question – who puts a treasure trail on a cardboard cutout?
August 18, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Twihards? IS IT EDWARD’S TREASURE TRAIL?
August 18, 2011 at 4:16 pm
I’s not sparkly enough for that…
August 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm
FIRST!
August 18, 2011 at 1:31 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Wash your mouth out.
August 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm
I guess it depends on who is doing the accepting. Don’t waste your time pitying the fat chicks, hairy chicks, flat chested chicks, whatever. We don’t need your pity. We are all fat jealous losers here–haven’t you heard? And yet even the imperfect among us manage to find love and get laid. Imagine!
August 18, 2011 at 4:13 pm
I’unno, I’m still waiting on finding love and getting laid. It doesn’t make me any less of a fat jealous loser though!
August 18, 2011 at 3:29 pm
But a little hair can one warm. How is the barely acceptable? Warmth? I accept!
August 18, 2011 at 9:39 pm
I will now prove to you that hair on a man is hot.
August 19, 2011 at 5:13 am
Conflicted. The body says “relaxed, vulnerable, and sensual,” but the face says “TOM CRUISE CRAZY.”
August 19, 2011 at 8:48 am
Thumbs up for the JoCo reference!
August 19, 2011 at 7:45 pm
I’d say that is an accurate of Ben Browder. He’d agree on the crazy part, but not the Cruise-crazy part.
August 18, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Wow, I can spend 75 bucks on a hoodie I can get at Old Navy and just cut in half? What a deal!
August 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm
“My arms and head are toasty warm, yet my tummy is oddly cold.”
August 18, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Yes! What is up with garments intended to keep you warm being cropped or vented or otherwise robbed entirely of their ability to MAKE PEOPLE WARM? It’s like that one year that Gap did all those commercials with the models in scarves and their underwear. If it’s cold enough to need a scarf, maybe you want to put something on over your bra and thong.
August 18, 2011 at 2:11 pm
I could see illusionary warm weather gear for costume purposes, but as is it’s like selling the “sexy girl fireman” Halloween costume as actual uniform intended to be used in fighting fires.
August 18, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Scarves on nekkid people translate into hawtness in hipster world.
August 19, 2011 at 4:15 am
That’s what the tummy fur is for: cut-offs in winter.
August 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm
She looks better groomed in some of the other store pics, but she looks blazed in ALL of them.
August 18, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Pretty girl.
But if you insist on some touch-ups:
August 18, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Hey, put it back! I was starting to fall in love here!
August 18, 2011 at 7:04 pm
Much better. Now if you could just lighten the sunburn on top it’ll reduce her chances of skin cancer.
August 18, 2011 at 2:00 pm
August 18, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Aaugh, that reminds me of that scene in Lost Highway when Bill Pullman turns to Patricia Arquette and sees this dude in a wig instead. Now how am I supposed to sleep?
August 18, 2011 at 2:06 pm
I am really the only one who’s sad that my name isn’t “TripleMoonWombynGoddess?”
August 18, 2011 at 2:08 pm
It should be “TrypleMunWombynGoddessWythchyWooWooWoo.”
August 18, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Today’s word is:
INCONGRUOUS
August 18, 2011 at 2:13 pm
August 18, 2011 at 3:48 pm
why is this not on the zazzle store yet!
August 18, 2011 at 2:15 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Thanks for saving everyone some time.
August 18, 2011 at 2:21 pm
This post makes me sad because I have belly hair worse than that. When I try to remove it, it just looks like I really obviously removed some hair in a strip on my belly.
Then again, I wouldn’t wear this top. But, that has nothing to do with the belly hair.
August 18, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Almost all women have belly hair. It’s always funny and gross. May as well laugh at it.
August 18, 2011 at 4:23 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Really? I am asking this in a serious, Judy Blume sort of way, because I’m unusually hairless, I never knew women had belly hair until just now. I know this is lame, I’m 36. Do they all just get rid of it? I’ve had weird nightmares where I had it. Am I weird that I don’t have it? The only place I really have much body hair is oddly the top of my feet. Like part of the reason I get Brazilians is that I think it looks weird that I have so little hair down there.
August 19, 2011 at 8:54 am
I can’t speak for other races, but as far as white people go Mediterranean ethnicities (Greek, Italaian, Tukish) have a leaning towards female hairiness. Treasure trails, unibrows, arm fur for days, chin hair, mustaches. Sometime you just have to pick your battles.
August 18, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Being a hairless Asian and not of the kind likely to look at a lot of naked women, I’ve never seen or heard of any women with belly hair. Cultural differences: the more you know.
August 19, 2011 at 2:29 am
I have it, but it’s so fair and sparse you can’t see it. And as only a few, selected people see my belly it;s not big deal.
August 19, 2011 at 12:01 am
I kind of feel like if it forms an actual treasure trail, like in this photo, it’s okay then. At least, I personally think it’s okay, since it looks nice and tidy and kind of deliberate. But you’ve got to go all the way, either way – my belly hair is very sparse (like just a few random, sad-looking hairs), so if I were going to show my belly, I’d probably swipe a razor over it first.
But with the exception of hair from “dirty” parts of the body, like armpits and the pubic area, I really don’t understand how any hair is particularly “gross.” It can be ugly, sure, and if people want to shave it off that’s their prerogative, but it’s not like there’s anything particularly unclean about having hair on your belly.
August 18, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Save up what you can and laser it. I’m doing the same with my armpits. At this rate, I may be able to get it done in 2 years!
August 18, 2011 at 7:07 pm
Just sign up for LivingSocial. I’ve seen more than one store have sales there. I got my armpits done for $100.
August 18, 2011 at 2:23 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm
1) Hipstarr designs? Really?
2) She has a great ass.
August 18, 2011 at 3:01 pm
probably hairy too
August 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 3:12 pm
A true public service announcement:
http://www.mediabistro.com/alltwitter/do-not-feed-the-trolls_b12422
August 18, 2011 at 4:25 pm
That pretty much says regretsy shouldn’t exist at all. And a good 75% of us should be burned at the stake.
August 18, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Or at the tofu, if we’re vegetarians.
August 18, 2011 at 3:16 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 3:18 pm
They look like bell bottoms to me, but I’m not a gypsy who dances barefoot in the grass, I guess.
August 18, 2011 at 3:31 pm
What about the 1st picture? Looks like opaque tights that should be under a dress or a tunic. If she has pant; however hideous, why not wear them.
August 18, 2011 at 3:42 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 4:16 pm
you need to learn the difference between “maybe this woman is trans” and “LOL SHEMALE IT’S A MAN”.
August 18, 2011 at 9:14 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 6:33 pm
DO NOT lump me in with your transphobia. I was just saying “yeah, it looks like she may be trans, but that’s not important.” if people misunderstood my comment, then I’m sorry I wasn’t clear enough.
August 18, 2011 at 9:17 pm
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August 19, 2011 at 12:04 am
“I don’t care what anyone thinks of me! That’s why I feel the need to complain all over this post about how mean people are to me in return for my raging transphobia!”
August 19, 2011 at 10:23 am
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August 19, 2011 at 8:04 am
Obvious troll is obviously obvious. Go fuck yerself.
August 18, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Well…they are certainly not the pants my friend made for her SCA gypsy garb. And given that the description says “funky”, I’m thinking someone’s confusing gypsy for hippy.
August 18, 2011 at 4:33 pm
August 18, 2011 at 9:29 pm
quel beau dos
August 20, 2011 at 9:25 am
Is that one of the new unlockable Mortal Kombat characters?
August 18, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Regardless of what she is, she is gorgeous. I wish I had her body and her smile.
This whole post is making me uncomfortable now. I give not a single shit about pubes; imo, the less the better but I’m not about to jump ship if there’s more.
Those pants are not something I would be caught in on my fattest, laziest Sunday afternoon, however.
August 18, 2011 at 5:43 pm
I see hips, albeit small ones, and much larger natural breasts than any male who is simply taking hormones would ever have, Sherlock. And even if she was trans, what the fuck does that matter? Awkward body hair is awkward body hair.
August 18, 2011 at 4:16 pm
The really disturbing part is my 20 yo son came downstairs and looked at the screen and said, “I got one of those” and pulled up his shirt.
GAH!
August 18, 2011 at 4:20 pm
In about a month maybe I’ll log back into this page and piss mark as “LAST”. This will trigger a “LAST” piss-marking contest. Everyone who joins in can then be identified as useless and Helen Killer can kick us all off at once. I will skulk back in quietly, and do it again a month later on some other “FIRST” infested thread.
Also, this outfit might make a good Halloween outfit, if I can find some fake belly fur to tape on. It’s quite scary.
August 18, 2011 at 9:24 pm
I already tried Last one with another First. Didn’t work so well. Got a buncha thumbs up, HK let me stay and other people had to comment and spoil the WHOLE thing ::pout::
August 18, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Now I don’t feel quite as self-conscious about my big hairy back.
August 18, 2011 at 4:21 pm
You had me at “first”.
August 18, 2011 at 4:24 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Damn, what do you have to do to get a flat stomach like that? I can tell you that sitting on a sofa, surfing the web and eating Weight Watchers ice-cream doesn’t work.
August 18, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia doesn’t work either. Just so you all know.
August 18, 2011 at 9:24 pm
I bet it’s the hula hooping. It can really work your abs if you do it regularly.
August 18, 2011 at 4:36 pm
What gets me though is that she has the bunny trail, yet she shaves her armpits and grooms her eyebrows?!?!?
Also in her shop profile she says “I find my bits of fabric on the road as i go…”
August 18, 2011 at 4:43 pm
I have a friend who works for animal control finding bits of things on the road. Never tried making half a sweater out of any of it though.
August 19, 2011 at 8:06 am
You’re not supposed to make clothes out of those. You’re supposed to make beer bottle holders, silly!
August 20, 2011 at 2:40 am
I noticed the eyebrows, too. Maybe when she tweezed them, all the little hairs she plucked fell through the air until they settled neatly on her stomach and upper lip.
I look at this every time and can’t help but think how progressive and empowered she is. Or something. Anyway, it really makes me want to pay 75 bucks for most of a hoodie.
August 18, 2011 at 5:33 pm
I was so distracted by the tanning discrepancy between face and stomach to notice the happy trail at first.
August 18, 2011 at 5:35 pm
And it continued to distract me so much I screwed up my sentence!
*too distracted
August 18, 2011 at 5:45 pm
Weird body hair aside, her hems and seams are fucking atrocious.
August 18, 2011 at 6:27 pm
I know, right? Why aren’t we mocking her lack of seam pressing and top-stitching? And it’s her prerogative to bare her happy trail, but good lord, PUT YOUR SERGED EDGES AWAY.
August 18, 2011 at 7:20 pm
well her distraction worked well for me! i cant stop looking at her happy trail.
August 18, 2011 at 7:48 pm
That’s it! It’s all clear to me now, the happy trail is the distraction she uses! She’s a fucking genius!
I’m a seamstress and I was so mesmerized I didn’t even notice her hems and seams!
August 18, 2011 at 6:21 pm
Oh. My. Goatse. I love you Regretsy Lady. My heart and bush overfloweth.
August 18, 2011 at 6:40 pm
As fire safety officer for a group of fire twirlers. There is no way that is safe to twirl in. Natural fibres or go home.
August 18, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Thank you! I was thinking the same thing!
August 18, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Does it look like the lower half is photoshopped on or am I completely off my rocker?
August 18, 2011 at 8:36 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 9:46 pm
I never wear anything that shows it, so I just leave it. My guy kind of likes it.
August 19, 2011 at 8:08 am
Ditto. No matter how many times I slap those hands away, he thinks the random lower tummy hairs are “adorable.” I really need to get that boy a dictionary.
August 18, 2011 at 11:10 pm
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August 18, 2011 at 11:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyN48VnRYUY
August 19, 2011 at 12:44 am
Making fun of your hair doesn’t make someone a body hater. I can hate on emo kids without people bitching about me being some kind of backwards hick, but this is off limits?
Your fur trail doesn’t make you enlightened and different. Mocking your ugly ass hair, regardless of its location, doesn’t make someone else a bigot.
Apparently it’s only ok to mock hairstyles when they’re on your head. I for one, intend to dye my bush bright pink. Because why the fuck not?
August 19, 2011 at 2:27 am
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August 19, 2011 at 5:25 am
Why is “Happy trails to you, until we meet again.” running through my mind?
Stop it, brain, stop it! First it was 99 Luft Balloons for Topher Douchecanoe now this.
Regretsy the Musical.
August 19, 2011 at 6:48 am
The happy trail aside, I like most of the clothes in her shop. Then again, the fact that they’re rubbing up against her happy trail is kind of off-putting.
Plus the prices. Why do people always charge so much for this shit?
August 19, 2011 at 7:06 am
I think it’s because they charge you extra for the body hair.
August 19, 2011 at 7:43 am
Not that I want to see her happy trail, but if that’s how she wants to groom, that’s her business.
We should just be happy this top wasn’t sleeveless. Imagine what’s there…
August 19, 2011 at 8:10 am
Nothing except an enviably awesome pair of shoulders, apparently. Damn.
August 19, 2011 at 3:48 pm
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August 19, 2011 at 9:28 pm
Seriously.. I’m on a net book. So i clicked on this thing and i see the picture, 3/4s of it. And I was like what this isn’t so ba…. OH MY GOD WTF!
August 20, 2011 at 10:57 am
I’m all for women’s rights (and am a woman as well) but whenever someone uses the word “womyn” it makes me want to take away their right to vote.
September 1, 2011 at 12:40 pm
agreed.
August 20, 2011 at 5:24 pm
This person has edited the happy trail a couple times. Bit forgets to, alot.
You can also see the “Healing tool” smudge.
August 20, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Way to make me feel bad about myself. I have a few hairs that grow there, although nothing like hers. I pluck them also. Though Wikipedia says its normal, on the picture to the right: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgenic_hair
September 1, 2011 at 2:06 pm
If I spend and extra $25 can I get the bottom half of the hoodie as well?
September 8, 2011 at 10:55 pm
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October 22, 2011 at 11:45 pm
Last bitches!! Bwahahaha! I seriously am in love in love with this whole post. How many flounces came out of a little happy trail post? Two… three?? Oh, and I super love it when someone announces their butthurt flounce, but come back for more, 20 comments later. Bet you just can’t stay away from us fat, jealous losers!!