Femme Fecale
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August 4, 2011 at 2:37 pm
It’s ET… With turd boobs.
August 4, 2011 at 6:34 pm
And a poo tang.
August 4, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Poo tang came to bring the pain. Poo. Tang. Poo. Tang.
August 4, 2011 at 2:37 pm
“Business card holder?,” she said incredulously.
August 4, 2011 at 4:55 pm
I’m not sure I want to know, but where do the business cards “go”?
August 4, 2011 at 5:44 pm
In its ass hat.
August 4, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Or its fine ass shoes.
August 4, 2011 at 6:18 pm
As in a card holder made out os some ‘business’
August 4, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Femme Fecale? Okay, that is totally going to be the name of my band.
August 4, 2011 at 2:39 pm
Is it a scat band?
August 4, 2011 at 2:51 pm
I do some scatting, actually, albeit badly. Yep, KatP and the Femme Fecales sounds pretty awesome.
August 4, 2011 at 2:55 pm
KatP and the Feline Fecales is what I have in my spare bathroom.
August 4, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Suitable for a “gag” gift.
August 4, 2011 at 4:09 pm
As much as I’d love to get this for the annual White Elephant party, I can’t justify spending $80.00 for it.
August 4, 2011 at 6:19 pm
As in a gift guaranteed to make the recipient gag?
August 4, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Got it in one.
August 4, 2011 at 2:41 pm
“How’s Business?”
“It’s Shit.”
August 4, 2011 at 2:45 pm
where do you put the business cards?
August 4, 2011 at 4:07 pm
In the head. Seriously–click on the Etsy link.
August 4, 2011 at 8:48 pm
OOOHHH! I’m SO glad there’s a ginormous cleft in the skull for a good reason! She looked like an axe-murder victim to me!
August 4, 2011 at 8:58 pm
Wait, that’s not a “good reason”, what am I saying. Also sorry to Giraffe for stealing your comment just below mine- obviously I hadn’t seen it. I’m thinking about the logic behind this and the best I can do is that the wonderful brain of this lady is spouting forth (literally) the info on the card?
August 5, 2011 at 1:29 am
It looks like a ninja has thrown the cards into it’s head and it has now dropped to it’s knees as it dies in an overly dramatic hollywood way!
August 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm
You’ll look so professional with this on your desk!
August 5, 2011 at 3:53 am
…IF you’re a gastroenterologist.
August 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm
You’re not much of a femme fatale if someone’s already split your head with an ax.
August 4, 2011 at 2:53 pm
I think they’ve confused femme fatale and femme mort.
August 4, 2011 at 2:49 pm
I don’t get it .-. did they intend for it to look like this?
August 4, 2011 at 2:55 pm
what a piece of….mon dieu, does it read “objet d’art”? Ah, NOW it’s worth 80 bucks plus shipping!
Now, if you’re going to sell something that looks like feces; don’t advertise it with pictures that make it look as though it has pooped all over the desk. Inception was good, but I don’t think “shit within shit” was what Nolan was aiming for. Or was it?
August 4, 2011 at 2:58 pm
If I had the $80, I’d be tempted to order this, but only because I have the urge lately to start smashing things with a hammer.
August 4, 2011 at 3:10 pm
It’s Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo’s wife, Mrs. Hanky!
August 4, 2011 at 3:27 pm
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August 4, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Maybe at a proctologist’s office?
August 4, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Tee hee. *giggle*
August 4, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Aw, you didn’t link to the video: http://youtu.be/Geiq0FP13uQ
August 4, 2011 at 6:38 pm
I swear, everyone in that video, male and female, was seriously good-looking (especially the horn player). Or maybe I just need to go pounce on the spousal unit.
August 4, 2011 at 3:39 pm
It’s a business wombyn!
August 4, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Why does it have an ass for a head?
(First among the many issues I have with this piece)
August 4, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Must be an admin.
August 4, 2011 at 4:18 pm
What a butthead.
August 4, 2011 at 5:03 pm
August 4, 2011 at 5:48 pm
Con – costs $80; Pro – you’ll never buy another business card because no one will touch them.
August 4, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Which works out well, because the poo woman’s head can only hold about 3 cards, anyway. That’s 3 cards more than you’ll ever need with this sitting on your desk.
August 4, 2011 at 10:13 pm
You can keep your shitty business cards.
August 4, 2011 at 6:27 pm
So we just watched a sexual harassment video at work and I’m pretty sure no naked women as office artwork was number one. And no poop on your desk was number two….literally! HA!
August 4, 2011 at 6:47 pm
so the very first art class i was in that used clay was in elementary school. I believe every single boy managed to make these right away before having to smush them down to make the terrible pots we’d take home to our caregivers.
August 4, 2011 at 7:04 pm
Did anyone else notice that the torso looks like a dick?
August 4, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Did anyone else notice that she’s got a vagina in her neck?
I haven’t seen Deep Throat, but I understood “the business” was in a different part of her neck…
August 4, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Yes, because when I think “Femme Fatale” the first thing I picture is a bald, armless poo creature with a cloven head.
August 5, 2011 at 5:56 am
See, this is just poor marketing – Femme Fatale? I do not think those words mean what you think they mean….
“Venus of Willendorf business card holder. Impress your friends with your knowledge of archeology or just proclaim your love for our Mother Goddess. Great Conversation Piece!
keywords: Pagan, Goddess, Mother Earth.”
There… I fixed it!
August 5, 2011 at 10:07 am
This would make an excellent business card holder for a proctologist.
August 13, 2011 at 11:58 pm
It’s got a face on its tummy like this
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