On the Wings of a Silverturd
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August 4, 2011 at 2:42 pm
When I look at the toilet and see forms emerge and disappear, it is just so liquid! So I took some Immodium.
August 4, 2011 at 4:12 pm
You just made me laugh so hard, I think I sharted….
August 4, 2011 at 4:31 pm
You know what they say…Never trust a fart!
August 4, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Too bad you didn’t shard yourself, or you could have sold a Mayan iguana on Etsy…
August 4, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Kind of looks like someone attempted to use that silver-metal art clay, and it all went horribly, horribly wrong.
August 5, 2011 at 1:52 am
I have no idea how they managed to make this atrocity, then decide it’s worth that amount but yes I do suspect metal art clay and marijuana are to blame.
August 4, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Even Silver Surfer poops.
August 4, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Everybody Poops!
August 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Even the terminator.
August 4, 2011 at 2:59 pm
It looks more phallic to me. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the logistics of using a double-ender mounted on a cock ring though…it makes my head hurt…
August 4, 2011 at 4:00 pm
The ring is just the holder. The double-ender is Barbie-sized. Who SHE shares it with is really up to her.
August 4, 2011 at 4:03 pm
how can she share it at all? She’s not anatomically correct.
Maybe if the silver was still hot…
August 4, 2011 at 4:15 pm
“Oh, Ken, I saw that awesome double-ender and I just melted! We’ve got to get it…out of me. I think it’s fused to me.”
August 4, 2011 at 7:46 pm
You’re assuming Ken isn’t fused to the other end:
“Oh Ken, here’s something we can both enjoy!- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
August 4, 2011 at 3:01 pm
“When I look at it I see forms emerge and disappear, it is just so liquid.”
Wait for the 15 martinis to wear off, then look again.
August 4, 2011 at 3:02 pm
To me this looks more like Joseph Merrick’s wang….might have. Because I never actually saw it, you see.
August 4, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Excellent historical reference, disturbing and well done.
August 4, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Actually, it does look like after the cat has been into the Christmas tinsel.
August 4, 2011 at 3:48 pm
No, really? Jewelry composed of droplets? And the artist’s eye doesn’t see these are doo doo droplets?
August 4, 2011 at 3:55 pm
What do you know? You CAN shine a turd…
August 5, 2011 at 1:57 am
you know, mythbusters proved that you actually can polish a turd… its some ancient japanese mud poilishing technique that they adjusted… i don’t know why it never occurred to me before… its the perfect item for etsy!!! i must open a store immediately!
in fairness, they actually looked quite pretty and decorative when they finished…
August 4, 2011 at 4:05 pm
I call this “Can’t Be Bothered To Learn Proper Smithcraft No. 2″
August 4, 2011 at 4:35 pm
“A long form in droplets” that description made me only think of one word.
Diarrhea.
August 4, 2011 at 4:35 pm
This little turd of mine…
I”m gonna let it shine…
This little turn of mine…
I’m gonna let it shine…
let it shine,
let it shine
let it SHIIIINEEE
August 4, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Welder’s turd.