Château du Merde
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August 4, 2011 at 2:38 pm
If your shit looks like that, you may want to see a doctor..
August 4, 2011 at 3:05 pm
I suggest an agressive course of Miralax.
August 4, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Dr. Oz, preferably, of course. Or that lady in the U.K. that goes to people’s houses, examines their “poo,” and then tells them what they need to make their “poo” smell more “aromatic.” I shit you not.
August 4, 2011 at 3:32 pm
*need to EAT
August 4, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Thank you for clarifying. Otherwise we would have thought she sold a line of poo perfume.
August 4, 2011 at 5:29 pm
OMG – sounds almost as bad a Jersey Shore.
August 4, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Poo-fume.
August 5, 2011 at 1:40 am
her name is “dr.” gillian mckeith- she’s hated by our entire nation, even more so after her incredible performance on “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”- i shit you not, youtube it and you’ll find montages of her fuckery that will validate your inherent mistrust of people who call themselves doctors and evaluate your shit.
August 5, 2011 at 9:33 pm
I realize I’m a little late to the party with this comment, but that sounds truly horrifying.
August 4, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Looks more like a rotten cayenne pepper
August 4, 2011 at 2:38 pm
“Corkscrew” in French it is called, but oh! What am I to call this lovely thing in English?
So confused! Or as they say in French, “confused.”
August 4, 2011 at 2:39 pm
MERDE!
August 4, 2011 at 2:39 pm
Because it’s not varnished? You’re telling me that’s the only reason the wood is soft? ‘Cos I think scatological resemblances can also be a cause of flaccid wood.
August 4, 2011 at 2:40 pm
So it’s “vernished” but not “varnished.” Thanks for clearing that up.
August 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Said with Inspector Clouseau accent. You little minky…
August 4, 2011 at 3:41 pm
But doe your dog bite?
August 4, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Aah yes… the branch is still vernished, but the wood is still soft because it is not varnished. Thank heavens.
August 5, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Oh good, I hate when my unvarnished wood isn’t varnished.
August 4, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Maybe “vernished” is a cross between “varnished” and “burnished,” no? Oh, and the word she was looking for is “tire-bouchon.”
August 4, 2011 at 6:18 pm
I think the word she was looking for is Menage-a-trois. I hear that’s French.
August 4, 2011 at 10:06 pm
what was that?
August 4, 2011 at 2:45 pm
It serves double duty… You can open your wine with it OR smoke your weed in it.
August 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I actually think it’s pretty O_o
August 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
My parents actually went to a vineyard and bought one for me and brought it back home. They are cheap and definitely not vintage, for a start..
But I will say it’s not OVERLY turdish…
August 4, 2011 at 3:04 pm
I’m a huge fan of wood (hurr), but for some reason, this kind of reminds me of the way Raisinettes look if they’re globbed together… only, y’know, shinier.
August 4, 2011 at 3:41 pm
I think the word “pulchritudinous” should be used instead of “beautiful” – it actually means beautiful but it fits better.
August 4, 2011 at 4:19 pm
At first glance, it kind of looks like a messed up ‘stache. Now it looks like one of those horn/pink duck things off of the animated Alice in Wonderland.
August 4, 2011 at 4:54 pm
In the thumbnail it looked like a cat turd covered in chocolate sauce. In the full-size pic, I’m seeing a group of Milkduds amoebically engulfing a large Tootsie Roll.
August 4, 2011 at 4:55 pm
You guys are missing the point. THE METAL PART IS NOT RUSTY. Nothing else matters so long as you’re net getting tetanus when you use your crappy wooden corkscrew.
August 4, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Ah the French, can always count on them to make Les Poopies all classy and the like.
August 4, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Not to be lowbrow, but generally nobody likes faeces and screwing put together in the same context.
August 4, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Cornhole or corkscrew?
August 7, 2011 at 6:52 pm
I find your naivety endearing. I wish I lived in a world where scheisse wasn’t a thing.
August 4, 2011 at 7:44 pm
So basically, it is NOT varnished?
August 5, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Exactly, though it is still varnished.
August 5, 2011 at 6:53 am
hahaha…I have one of these. I shit you not.