32 comments on Choco-Piles

  1. Dynomoose
    August 4, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    That doesn’t look like feces, but who wants to look like they have frosting in their hair?

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    • steamypink
      August 4, 2011 at 2:41 pm
      • Prestidigitator
        August 4, 2011 at 8:05 pm

        I feel bad for that horse.

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    • bizzle
      August 4, 2011 at 2:45 pm

      This reminds me of how, when I was a child (a very white little girl from a very white neighborhood), I thought black people’s hair was made of chocolate.

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      • gotchan
        August 4, 2011 at 2:59 pm

        This is going to be like the Twinkle Light Incident, and the Noddle Incident, isn’t it? We’re never going to hear of the memorable day when you found out it wasn’t so.

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        • Zoraboo
          August 4, 2011 at 3:20 pm

          I’m still waiting to hear about the Twinkle Light Incident.

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        • bizzle
          August 4, 2011 at 3:45 pm

          Let’s just say…. it wasn’t pretty.

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      • Holden Back
        August 4, 2011 at 6:10 pm

        You heartless tease!

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      • gabbusarungus
        August 4, 2011 at 6:27 pm

        I was from a very unracially mixed( also read “all white”) area. We went to Newark, NJ to see my grandma. I was little. I yelled out of the window ” look at all the chocolate people”. My parents never gassed it so hard. Yeah, I can relate.

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  2. thecreightonberyl
    August 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    The perfect accent for your Poo-fant!

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  3. tiny giraffe
    August 4, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    It’s like a sequel to “There’s Something About Mary” but no one would be asking to borrow your hair gel.

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  4. gotchan
    August 4, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Any other colour.

    Please.

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    • GeoSpice
      August 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm

      Wouldn’t just about anyone who would want a “frosting” barrette (girly-girls under the age of 8) prefer pink or purple?

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    • littlehappyflowers
      August 4, 2011 at 3:45 pm

      Also available in Bird Droppings (ie. white).

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  5. EyeLoofahEwe
    August 4, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    I wonder why they’re on sale.

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  6. Bela8Bella
    August 4, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    I personally love how she made sure to get the little “swirl” on the end of all of them… snerk

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  7. RowdyGirlsRanch
    August 4, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    You’d have to insert a cake decorating tip into your asshole to shit those out. Oh no, rule 34, there’s probably porn of that somewhere!!

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    • Molly Earl
      August 4, 2011 at 4:22 pm

      Or the Turd Twister.

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      • CraptopussFuckery
        August 5, 2011 at 1:49 am

        I will resist and not watch this one, I have been scarred enough by links on here! Plus it’s only 9:50am in the UK, I can’t drink vodka to wash the memory clean!

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  8. Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    August 4, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    NO

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  9. Knitty Knaughty
    August 4, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    That’s some fancy shit!

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  10. Gem
    August 4, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Great way to make people think that there are leeches crawling all over your head.

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  11. HalfNote5
    August 4, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Hold still mother, there’s something in your hair.

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  12. Stabby
    August 4, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    I shit rainbows. Frosting is for amateurs.

    I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS…but it just felt right.

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    • lemon bombs
      August 4, 2011 at 10:33 pm

      Sealab 2021: “It’s like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!”

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  13. lemon bombs
    August 4, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Instead of being full of shit, how about some shit that can be full?

    I swear, add some googly eyes and you have Mister Hankey.

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  14. bra
    August 5, 2011 at 4:42 am

    Ok why exactly would I want to look like a delicious dessert?

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    • Niblet
      August 5, 2011 at 7:32 am

      Because you are a cupcake doll, duh!

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      • CalmlyUnaware
        August 5, 2011 at 12:10 pm

        I totally had one of these as a kid! It smelled like frosting, and everything! Ah, nostalgia.

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  15. johnnylime
    August 12, 2011 at 10:30 am

    that’s what the queen’s poop looks like

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