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August 4, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Oh, so sexy.
August 4, 2011 at 2:39 pm
All I have to do is stick a couple of candles in dog poop and I can be $25 richer. Fantastic.
August 4, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Looks more like gun casings to me.
August 4, 2011 at 2:53 pm
1choad3cups.
August 4, 2011 at 2:53 pm
I wouldn’t call it sexy… at all…. but I do think its pretty
August 4, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Sexy, twisted, knotted, wooden, scrapey, splintery, rough-hewn delight!
August 4, 2011 at 2:57 pm
Now that is a flaming pile of shit.
August 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Does it come with the traditional brown paper bag?
August 4, 2011 at 5:04 pm
I’m sure my neighbours will appreciate when they see a flaming poo candelabra in front of their door!
August 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
I’m grateful this isn’t a Menorah.
August 4, 2011 at 3:16 pm
that would be one shitty menorah!
August 4, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Ssh! Don’t say that so loud! Somewhere out there in Craftard Land, someone’s ears just perked up. Maybe if we’re real quiet, she’ll be distracted by something shiny and forget all about the enorahmay ademay outay ofay hitshay!
August 4, 2011 at 4:36 pm
something shiny like that turd ring back there<<<<<
August 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Can we please have a legal adjective limit for Etsy posts same as we have a legal blood alcohol limit for driving? One per noun, maybe?
August 4, 2011 at 3:11 pm
It’s not a tumor.
August 4, 2011 at 3:37 pm
I wouldn’t count on that. And there may be a hemorrhoid in there.
August 4, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Hahahahaha. Quiet.
August 4, 2011 at 4:07 pm
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
(it’s in our top 5 most-quoted movies)
August 4, 2011 at 6:16 pm
It’s bad when you’re sitting in a cafe with friends, and one randomly shouts “DAWWW-MINIC”.
August 4, 2011 at 3:12 pm
I know a mother who can also hold three long-stemmed wooden elements in a sexy way, if yaknowwhatI’msaying*.
*I’m saying your mother’s a whore.
August 4, 2011 at 3:14 pm
gotta love those dogshit scented candles, really make a room smell like home
August 4, 2011 at 3:15 pm
I love wood stuff, and dig candles, but the first thing I thought when I saw this pic was that some poor little blobby thing had just been staked down to the table… “Eeee, noo, not the hot wax, aieee!” 8-\
(wait.. is it too early to be drunk? It’s my day off, so I say “nope.”)
August 4, 2011 at 4:06 pm
I don’t drink, and that was my first thought, too. Some kind of bizarre, free-form crucifixion.
August 4, 2011 at 3:51 pm
pulchritudinous.
August 4, 2011 at 7:57 pm
With it looking vaguely crucifix like, one could even say “sepulchritudinous.” (MSPA, Anyone?) ; )
August 4, 2011 at 5:06 pm
SMOOTH? Seriously, that is one word you pick to describe it?
August 4, 2011 at 5:43 pm
It’s as smooth as it is sexy.
August 4, 2011 at 5:19 pm
The first thing I think of during that split second before I flush when I get up, turn around, and my eyes happen to look down at the deuces I just dropped into the bowl is “Damn, my poo looks sexy!”
August 4, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Unrelatedly? Every time I look at it, I see the outline of Jubil Early’s ship from Firefly. I’m wondering what space-elephant swallowed it now.
August 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm
I notice there’s no picture of the candles actually in the holder. possibly because they don’t all seem to be aiming in the same direction.
August 4, 2011 at 11:42 pm
Am I the only one who thought it looked like a melting goblin head at first glance? Probably just me.
August 5, 2011 at 4:44 am
Sexy? No. Twisted? Hell fucking yes.