You know, some days my “organic 11 and a half inch non flammable cum” keyword search really pays off.

I have this great idea for a Halloween costume this year! I’m going to wrap a bunch of rags around my tits and stand in a room full of bad wood paneling. I don’t know what I’m supposed to be, but I’m pretty sure no one else will be doing it.

Someone really likes cinnamon buns.

I’m pretty sure there’s a “chicken sandwich” joke in here somewhere, but I’m too hungover to think of it.