Thank You For Eating My Friend
This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 23, 2010
Thank you for eating my friend
After you died and came back again
Your heart is blue
And your pals are a restaurant
And though you are a zombie
And eating everyone you knew
When you see
Delicious brains inside of me
You just look the other way
Thank you for eating my friend
UPDATE: Hat tip to Regretsy regular Bills Bayou, who created this stunning piece of fuckery.
July 31, 2011 at 4:34 pm
the show that will never die
August 1, 2011 at 12:31 pm
This is my fav regretsy post. Except I sing “Your hair is blue…” when I watch the golden girls
July 31, 2011 at 4:35 pm
There’s something inherently wrong with stretching Bea Arthur’s Undead Vagina.
July 31, 2011 at 4:41 pm
But was Bea Arthur’s vagina ever alive?
July 31, 2011 at 5:01 pm
No – won’t look that up!
July 31, 2011 at 5:03 pm
I dare someone to do an image search for Bea Arthur’s vagina.
July 31, 2011 at 5:14 pm
I looked it up – praise jebus! an image search for Bea Arthur’s vagina does not in fact return an image of Bea Arthur’s vagina.
Oddly, it does return images of a twinkie, a chihuahua, Frankie Muniz, among other things (seriously).
Theere are other oddities that surface when you do the search, from a short story entitled “Bea Arthur’s Vagina” to a list of 50 potential names for it, including Anything but Golden, The Mustachioed Astronomer, The Chunnel, and World War Garlic.
July 31, 2011 at 7:39 pm
You get the award for bravest Googling!
July 31, 2011 at 8:48 pm
Please, back in the day, before Google, brave was searching for “Disney.” The shit that conjured…
August 1, 2011 at 9:56 am
I tip my hat to you, monkey33, for taking up the dare. Now I can’t help but wonder if Bea’s bajingo looks like Frankie Muniz. Or Frankie Muniz eating a twinkie while petting a chihuahua.
July 31, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Tallulah Bankhead to her understudy, Bea Arthur, 1956…
“Let’s face it, Beatrice. There’s a touch of the homosexual in all of us.
It’s not the cock, and it’s not the twat.
It’s the eyes don’t you know;
and sometimes… the smell of lilac.”
You can get this right here.
And it is HILARIOUS.
July 31, 2011 at 9:45 pm
Knowing this exists makes me a very happy man. Thank you for being a friend, BlancmangeFunction.
August 1, 2011 at 1:21 am
thank you monkey33 – I am now going to forever associate Frankie Muniz with an old lady’s vagoo:)
July 31, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Is it green?
July 31, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Not according to Undead Walter.
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God, I’m Olde.
July 31, 2011 at 8:06 pm
“Ye” god, you mean,,, and thou hast remindest me I am also olde, as a childe I hadst a Pigeon namest Walter after said showe referenced by thou.
July 31, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Bonus points for the “Maude” reference heh heh!
August 2, 2011 at 11:51 am
Thank you for providing the name to my punk band.
July 31, 2011 at 4:38 pm
I don’t get it – they don’t look any different from the show. (well, maybe a little younger)
July 31, 2011 at 11:37 pm
And yet I still find Bea Arthur strangely attractive…
July 31, 2011 at 4:39 pm
I can not express how awesome this is. I hope the artist has a sense of humor because I can envision wonderful fuckery of the zombie variety that we may have to enlist from said artist.
July 31, 2011 at 4:40 pm
I want a Towel Mike zombie. And a Dror one.
Yes.
July 31, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Rather have a Towel Mike puppet!
July 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Is that a nice way of saying you want to fist him?
July 31, 2011 at 9:04 pm
I would rather have a picture of this painted on Towel Mike’s abs.
;D
July 31, 2011 at 9:25 pm
Just want get my hands on him Mugsy. I’m sure it is a lovely rear view, but I’m not a Goatse fan.
July 31, 2011 at 5:15 pm
I love his stuff. He needs to spin off a line of t-shirts.
July 31, 2011 at 8:59 pm
he will draw whatever you like if you give him money
July 31, 2011 at 4:47 pm
dear god. now i am going to have nightmares about the golden girls. i think i need a set of those puppets for my classroom to pull out when they are being especially naughty.
Fresh Out of Gold Stars
July 31, 2011 at 5:03 pm
That puppet show is great. The dialog was so spot on I could just hear their voices & I haven’t seen the show in about a decade.
July 31, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Your blog is awsomesauce with poop on top (literally)!
August 1, 2011 at 2:53 am
I agree, nice blog…bookmarked!
July 31, 2011 at 4:55 pm
@monkey33 – perhaps alive in the ‘Frankstein Monster’ sense. (I say that with the deepest respect)
Also, sorry, I’m posting from my phone where there’s no ‘reply’ button. I’ve also had a few drinks.
July 31, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Time to make like a conspiracy theorist and dawn a tinfoil hat.
It will stop them from gumming open your head, only to be disappointed.
July 31, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Obligatory:
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
July 31, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Um – what do constipated zombies eat?
July 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm
July 31, 2011 at 8:49 pm
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July 31, 2011 at 9:23 pm
It’s part of the joke, dear.
July 31, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Welcome to the internet.
August 1, 2011 at 6:40 am
July 31, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Somebody (April?) bought these the day they were first posted on Regretsy. I think I’m more in love with the Bills Bayou (who never disappoints) treatment. If I had the print of the zombies, I’d want it to talk. Or I’d have to stand there and supply dialogue and I really can’t do that. Anymore.
July 31, 2011 at 10:36 pm
….. what with the new medication and regular electric shock treatments.
July 31, 2011 at 5:13 pm
“Rose: You know, Sophia, your problem at your zombie rampage reminds me of something that happened back in St. Olaf…”
July 31, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Blanche: “Shut up Rose, no one wants to hear your stupid St. Olaf stories. They’d much rather listen to the time I got laid while Big Daddy read from the necronimicon.”
July 31, 2011 at 5:47 pm
The saddest part is that this is actually pretty classy for etsy.
July 31, 2011 at 6:35 pm
WANT…wantwantwantwant….don’t judge me!
July 31, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Geezalou, that Golden Girls puppet theatre is beyond awesome. It wins the internet.
July 31, 2011 at 7:55 pm
I just this afternoon watched “Hollywood After Dark” with Rue McClanahan as a stripper. This artwork is amazing, and not nearly as scary.
July 31, 2011 at 9:05 pm
That movie is disturbingly un-erotic. That part with the black(?) stripper doing those belly wave/thrusts—*shutters*
July 31, 2011 at 9:06 pm
*shudders*
July 31, 2011 at 10:37 pm
I liked “shutters” better, because I envisioned you taking pictures.
July 31, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Pictures were unnecessary. That scene constantly plays on my retinas.
August 1, 2011 at 9:45 am
It helps to watch it with the Film Crew treatment, ersatzfurhats. I couldn’t watch it unriffed. And you are right about the endless stripper routines. Not even remotely erotic!
July 31, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Okay, who spilled the beans on my group Halloween costume plan for this year!?!
July 31, 2011 at 8:40 pm
it’s brilliant, really. they should have held on to it until betty white dies.
July 31, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Betty White shall never die.
July 31, 2011 at 8:52 pm
This is only $15? I would pay twice as much, without the fuckery! America, fuck yeah!
July 31, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Best … ever. Best anything ever. End of story.
July 31, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Does it make me a huge nerd to be slightly irked by the continuity flaw in the puppet theatre?
Assuming that they were zombified post series, then Sofia couldn’t have gone to shady pine because it burned down. The series barely paid attention to its own continuity anyway, so it’s possible I just take things too seriouslSO ALONE!!!
July 31, 2011 at 9:12 pm
Also, geezalou is now officially in my vocabulary. Faneffingtastic!
July 31, 2011 at 9:13 pm
This artist has to LOVE April!! The first tie she featured him. he sold about 85 prints of this pic in around a week. He has already sold 6 of them since she re-posted it today. Regretsy=ultimate free marketing tool (for those who don’t get butthurt)
July 31, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Wow, I just checked out his shop, and his work is deliciously demented. I love, love, love this one:
July 31, 2011 at 9:41 pm
Now this is a legitimate Steampunk Cthulhu. All done up for a night of ravening.
July 31, 2011 at 9:27 pm
The alien zombie cat is pretty awesome too.
July 31, 2011 at 9:48 pm
“BRRRAINSSS! AND CHEESECAKE!”
August 1, 2011 at 6:23 am
The most amazingly awesome piece of artwork I have seen featured on regretsy thus far. What are the possibilities that this could scare the epilepsy out of me? I would seriously consider forgoing my seizure meds for a few weeks in order to purchase zombified Golden Girls.
August 1, 2011 at 10:43 am
Thank you for being undead….
August 1, 2011 at 3:01 pm
This is the best thing that ever happened to me, and the first thing I am buying from Etsy found through Regretsy. Weeeeeee!
August 1, 2011 at 4:01 pm
This man is brilliant. I won 3 of his pieces, and I love each one.