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July 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm
oh.my.god
July 29, 2011 at 4:13 pm
I’ll pay $9000 to un-see it.
July 29, 2011 at 4:45 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Why, just click on the “Don’t say I didn’t warn you” link above. *chuckles evilly*
July 29, 2011 at 6:06 pm
I’m not clicking on that link. I’ve learned my lesson.
July 29, 2011 at 7:03 pm
It’s a tasteful illustration of Crohn’s Disease. Or IBS. Totally up to the viewer’s interpretation.
July 29, 2011 at 7:40 pm
I wish I hadn’t clicked, but at least I knew enough to look at it the same way I watch a horror movie, with my eyes 95% covered.
July 29, 2011 at 4:56 pm
I’d pay $9000 for the “artist” to kill it with fire.
July 29, 2011 at 5:48 pm
I still don’t see it. Cognitive dissonance?
July 29, 2011 at 9:16 pm
sparklything, you’re below, looking up. Does that “help”?
(Ugh.)
July 29, 2011 at 9:19 pm
Or looking down, or something. In any case, do you really want to know what you’re looking at?
July 30, 2011 at 1:14 am
sparklything, that’s your subconscious trying to protect you.
July 29, 2011 at 10:01 pm
Don’t be such a pussy. It cunt be that bad.
July 29, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Aw Phooey! Not everyone can stomach performance art…
July 29, 2011 at 10:49 pm
I’d rather watch Bea Arthurs vagina being stretched…
July 29, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Thar she blows.
July 29, 2011 at 3:56 pm
I’ve finally remembered where I’ve seen this before – it was on loan to MOMA from the Chuck Berry collection.
July 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm
This is the image that popped up in Google a few years ago when I typed in BLORT
July 29, 2011 at 3:33 pm
It’s backwards. Were they looking in a mirror?
July 29, 2011 at 3:41 pm
It has to be done that way as if you look at it directly, you turn to stone.
July 29, 2011 at 9:17 pm
It’s kind of like “The Ring,” but it taint.
July 29, 2011 at 3:34 pm
If you go to the listing it states it would look good in an office…..whose exactly?
July 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Gastroenterologist office? Your selling point could be that this will never happen if you seek treatment with him
July 29, 2011 at 3:53 pm
I think it was a typo…they meant ‘look good in an orifice‘
July 29, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Goatse’s is the only one that could contain it.
July 29, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Weight loss clinic!!
July 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm
CEO’s office at Alli Headquarters?
July 29, 2011 at 8:59 pm
July 29, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Holy mother of God. I feel ill. Oh wait, there was a painting of that, too, wasn’t there?
July 29, 2011 at 4:00 pm
I’ve a stomach bug and that… that right there… did NOT help… I regret the toast with nutella I had earlier… … *barf*
July 29, 2011 at 4:07 pm
One should never, EVER have to regret toast with Nutella!
July 29, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Never regretsy Nutella – hold it down!
(Or if you are sick, it could bring internet fame if photographed well…)
July 29, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Dear God, why didn’t I listen?? Curse my infernal curiosity!
July 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm
At least it wasn’t a Goatse.
July 29, 2011 at 5:11 pm
I personally find Tub girl more disturbing that goatse in the shock site heirarchy…
July 29, 2011 at 9:23 pm
I think it’s just that you’re numb to goatse by now. Regretsy has inured you to it.
July 30, 2011 at 7:16 pm
try “kids in a sandbox” hint…it has nothing to do with kids or a sandbox which increases the horror
July 30, 2011 at 10:01 am
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July 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm
April, how is you always know when to post when I’m eating or about to eat? Oh well, the alfredo can wait while I go vomit…
July 29, 2011 at 6:35 pm
I’d like to think of it as a diet plan. I’ve lost so much weight since reading this site. After this post, I won’t eat for a week. Well played April, well played.
July 29, 2011 at 7:14 pm
SERIOUSLY.
July 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm
The background…the background is PURE GOLD. Strutting Leo! All the others! Gah, genius. Maybe my favorite VIAR of all.
July 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm
WTF!!! Oh that is just sick!!!
July 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Why don’t I listen to you Helen? Why the FUCK did I open that? I’m such an inconsiderate BITCH and it’s only me who get’s hurt in the process…
July 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm
I guess you at least gotta compliment her aim?
July 29, 2011 at 4:11 pm
Would this qualify for, “Winning at something no one wants to be good at?”
July 29, 2011 at 5:05 pm
I think the artist is talented; I just don’t agree with the subject.
July 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm
It’s almost over 9000.
July 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm
I hadn’t seen “Tub Girl” before. Boy, I’m so glad they pixelated her vagoo. I mean, that would have been totally inappropriate to see.
July 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Ah, you beat me to it, and by mere seconds.
July 29, 2011 at 5:33 pm
All this time I’ve been reading about things like Tubgirl, 2 Girls 1 Cup, Goatse, Blue Waffle… and I’ve avoided seeing them, but I’ve kind of wanted an artist’s rendering or something to get more of an idea. This guy read my goddamned mind, but now that I’ve seen it I don’t need to shell out $9000.
July 29, 2011 at 6:28 pm
I looked at blue waffle, and it’s totally bogus. Even I can tell that shit is photoshopped.
July 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm
This makes Goatse feel classy.
July 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Warnings always make me go for it. Sadly, now I cannot unsee Tub Girl.
July 29, 2011 at 3:54 pm
When I was a kid we were driving on the freeway and passed a wreck where someone had been decapitated. I really didn’t want to look. My mother told me not to look. My head was turning like it was possessed until my brother shoved a pillow in my face.
And that boys and girls is an excellent example of why I too clicked the link, and want eye bleach.
July 29, 2011 at 4:19 pm
At least your brother was good enough to shove the pillow in your face so you didn’t see that?
July 29, 2011 at 7:03 pm
You have a good brother. That said, if you want to get tubgirl out of your head, try the casual elegance of lemopnparty.org or the classy, hypnotic art that is meatspin. (Actually, don’t do either of those things. Although, you could get most of the “can’t unsee” things out of the way in one night, and become a hollow, disillusioned shell like the rest of us.)
July 29, 2011 at 7:59 pm
I was telling my husband that some one on here said there was a site that would erase the image of tub girl from my mind…he automatically chimed in was it lemon party?…sigh…
July 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm
I clicked on it. I knew better and now I hate myself. But gods help me, I am still curious as to what lemonparty and meatspin are. Someone please give me the whitewashed version so I dont actually have to look for it and have to stick forks in my eyes.
July 29, 2011 at 9:21 pm
If you Google-search the phrase, text-only with moderate safety on, you will often get at least a text description of what’s going on. That may be enough to disturb you, even so.
July 29, 2011 at 9:32 pm
UrbanDictionary.com is also useful for finding out about these things without the emotional scarring.
July 29, 2011 at 9:37 pm
For those who want to retain any remote semblance of innocence, you can type any phrase (tubgirl, blue waffle, lemon party, etc.), into Urban Dictionary. All description; no images. And, they use them in a sentence for proper use, i.e. “Dude, that tubgirl painting made me avoid orange juice for a year.”
July 29, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Lemonparty is old guys having sex with each other, meatspin is anal sex with the recipient’s penis spinning around, blue waffle is a really bad photoshopped vagina infection. There, now, I’ve seen it all.
July 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm
They kindly edited out her genitalia to spare us the trauma of seeing a vagina?
July 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Yeah, because that’s the worst part.
???
July 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm
I am so confused as to what the hell is going on with her face. Is that a plate? What is that triangle thing? Surely that’s not the splash pattern…
I’m afraid to look too closely, though.
July 29, 2011 at 4:23 pm
It appears she is wearing some kind of protective mask…though I have better ideas for how to keep shit from splashing in your eyes.
July 29, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Japanese porn edits out the genitals. I don’t know why. And it’s incredibly weird. And most of it has super super super bushy vaginas.
July 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 4:18 pm
In Japan it is considered obscene if there’s pubic hair or genetilia.
I think they really missed the mark on this one.
July 29, 2011 at 4:25 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 4:58 pm
*ahem*
“Genitalia”.
They say the third time’s a charm
July 30, 2011 at 2:15 am
I know. I realized it after I posted the second time. Don’t know what the hell happens some times.
July 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Maybe she is the unfortunate victim of the highly contagious VD, pixelabitus.
July 29, 2011 at 5:11 pm
I read that fast and read it like they say in the commercials, “gingivitis” when its the guy with the deep voice going ginjaaaavitissss”
“pixellllbitusssss”
July 29, 2011 at 5:13 pm
Hey, do you really need to associate THAT with a bajingo too? They should be thanked.
July 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Until today, I’d lived a happy life; wary of Google, I was blissfully unaware of this “tub girl”. Now, I feel so violated.
The least you could have done was leave some money on the nightstand, April.
July 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 5:15 pm
I live in Canada. We’ve always called Canadian Bacon “Ham”. I think it’s a US thing to call it Canadian Bacon.
July 29, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Because who doesn’t want the allure of exotic bacon from foreign shores?
July 29, 2011 at 6:07 pm
Just like a guide for Americans visiting France will warn us that they don’t have French toast, French doors, or French cuffs.
July 29, 2011 at 7:35 pm
It’s peameal bacon, right? No seriously, guys, I’m not trying to be funny. Oh hell, it does sound really goofy.
July 29, 2011 at 8:58 pm
Hmm, not sure where you’re from, but we always called it back bacon. Ham is just… ham.
/end regional Canadian dialect comment
July 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Canada gave us “Kids in the Hall” and “SCTV,” The Tragically Hip and Sloan, among other great stuff. Don’t hate, eh?
July 29, 2011 at 6:04 pm
And the best beer! Molson and Labatts FTW.
July 29, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Don’t forget “You Can’t Do That on Television”
July 29, 2011 at 8:43 pm
So okay, eh? – No one’s sticking up for the people, just the ham/bacon?
I think you’ve proved my point.
July 29, 2011 at 9:51 pm
Just don’t tell me they don’t have french fries in france, that would crush my dream.
July 30, 2011 at 1:18 am
They do, but they call them pommes frites. Someone who studied French more recently than the 80s will have to check my spelling, though.
July 29, 2011 at 4:35 pm
I remember back in the day of AOL searches, what the results of just the word “Disney” would conjure up. You might find the actual Disney site a couple of pages in.
July 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm
NINE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS????
July 29, 2011 at 3:53 pm
I’d be happy to negotiate the price – how much will you pay me to take it?
July 29, 2011 at 4:59 pm
They’d have to pay me a hell of a lot more than $9000 to take this off their hands.
July 29, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Possibly a joke? Considering once you added in shipping costs it would be “OVER 9000!!!!” ????
July 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Thank the internet gods for Urban Dictionary so I can sate my curiosity without the visual. From the description though it doesn’t sound much worse than the scene in Jackass 2 where Steve-O drinks beer they gave him an enema with.
July 29, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Actually, the Jackass one is probably worse. This girl doesn’t seem to be ingesting anything, but not, apparently for lack of trying.
July 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm
I’m completely mystified why her hoo-ha is censored. Or maybe it just looks like that…??
July 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Japanese porn censors out the genitals. Because, clearly, that’s the offensive part of this picture.
July 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm
I thought the artist was an impressionist until I clicked the link and realized they were a realist.
Sad to say I wish I could un-ring that bell. YIKES!
July 29, 2011 at 3:38 pm
What the hell is that shit? Oh dear Ganesh, that’s actual virtual shit.
July 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Clearly she had invoked the remover of obstacles as well…
July 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
$9000 and yet no vag? I can get that in thailand for $30 with a photo session for an extra $20 in much better quality. I have standards you know.
July 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Oh…my…God!!! WHY!?
July 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Some people will look at this and have no idea what they’re seeing. I envy those people.
July 29, 2011 at 4:57 pm
You know, when I first looked, I thought, “NSFW? Why not?” Then, after staring at it for about 5 seconds, the depraved part of my brain kicked in gear and I realized what I was seeing. Kind of like: Oooooh. Oh, I see it now. Oh shit. Oh God, really? Still haven’t clicked the link. I’ll have to seriously contemplate that first…
July 29, 2011 at 5:49 pm
don’t click the link
July 29, 2011 at 8:39 pm
I looked and looked and had no idea. So I clicked on the link. Now I cant NOT see it. My curiosity just needed to bitch slap me next time it flares up.
July 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
HOLY SHIT!!!I could tell from the painting that it was an anus squirting out poop but then I opened the tubgirl pic. WTF is that!?
July 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
At least this is really really well done. And I think that if you’ve never seen tub girl, you won’t really see what it is. You sorta have to know what to look for.
July 29, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Nope, I can see what it is. But I’ve been hanging around here for quite a while now.
July 29, 2011 at 4:39 pm
I think it would add to the mystery if you turned the painting on it’s side.
July 29, 2011 at 3:41 pm
I risked it–I clicked on the link…and my company firewall blocked it as innappropriate adult material. THANK YOU FIREWALL!!! I had to do it, but I’m so glad I couldn’t.
July 29, 2011 at 3:41 pm
Pardon me while I run and destroy a few highly specific brain cells related to recent memories. Anyone care to join me?
July 29, 2011 at 3:42 pm
A highly selective lobotomy does seem to be in order now.
July 29, 2011 at 3:50 pm
I… I can drink vodka before I go to class. I’ll get in huge trouble!
I think I’m gunna cry….
July 29, 2011 at 3:42 pm
I should have heeded your warning.
July 29, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Me too.
July 29, 2011 at 3:45 pm
First of all, I didn’t have a clue what the picture was trying to capture. That was probably God’s way of telling me not to click the link to Tub Girl.
Not Safe For Work? How about Not Safe For Life?
July 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm
I’ve always thought Tub Girl was full of shit.
July 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Worse things happen at sea…
July 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Tub girl? Well there’s a fecal blast from the past.
July 29, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Recycling at its finest.
July 29, 2011 at 4:43 pm
I had thought that anyone who had got away with not seeing tubgirl up until this point was in the clear. Not so, thanks to Regretsy.
July 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm
I had no idea what Tub Girl was until tonight’s post. Thanks. Can not unsee.
July 29, 2011 at 6:58 pm
I never saw it before. Now I want to die.
July 29, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Okay, I clicked. And after seeing the guy who shoots blue paint out of his bunghole, this is only half a flight of stairs deeper into that particular level of hell.
But am I the only one to see the “Ad Space Available” banner under her pic, and wonder what kind of ad would work best there? Toothpaste/Mouthwash? Gynastic Lessons? Discount Long-Term Psychotherapy?
July 29, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Oh god. That was uncomfortable. Before I thought it was just a weird abstract, but now… Oh god. ._.
Although I’m still wodnering who would pay $9000 for that. Can we negotiate the price down to a penny do you think?
July 29, 2011 at 3:50 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 5:32 pm
It is 100% NSFW. Seriously, it’s diarrhea from an asshole.
July 29, 2011 at 5:51 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 6:02 pm
The poop is more obscene than a vagina.
July 29, 2011 at 6:35 pm
There are thousands of paintings of naked ladies, including their bajingos, which are not obscene. Many of them are hung in museums which are open to people of all ages!
But I agree – I really couldn’t figure out what the subject of the painting was (I assumed a girl in a tub, but I couldn’t see one) which is one reason why I clicked on the Link of Death.
July 29, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Well…I did want pizza for dinner.
July 29, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Well it could have been worse. It could have been an ad for tossed salad.
July 30, 2011 at 2:46 am
It’s all about product placement…
July 30, 2011 at 5:51 am
Fucking Awesome ad placement. We did actually have pizza for tea tonight…
July 29, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Not going to be eating Indian again anytime soon.
July 29, 2011 at 3:53 pm
I clicked the link. It went like this:
Wait that’s her…what? Well, where is her fac- ewwwwwwwwww.
July 29, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Why is there no “Brain Bleach” tag on this site? I have never seen a picture that called for it more.
July 29, 2011 at 3:56 pm
What use is a tag that applies to every damn post?
July 29, 2011 at 3:54 pm
o.O I had never heard of that before. It’s like watching a roller coaster go off the tracks, you just can’t look away…
July 29, 2011 at 3:54 pm
There was a thread in the Regretsy forums last night talking about the Norovirus.
This painting looks like people’s descriptions of what happens when you have it.
July 29, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Oh my, I have to tell you I was happy that I had blocked out the memory of seeing Tub Girl… until this picture. It’s all coming back to me now, there were moments of gold and there were flashes of light, there were things I’d never do again… yeah that’s the one. Things I’d never do again…
July 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Thumbs up a thousand for incorporating Jim Steinman lyrics.
July 29, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Looks much better on the wall of a waiting room in a pediatrician’s office, no?
July 29, 2011 at 3:56 pm
I am not clicking on that link. NO WAY IN HELL! I’m fine with not knowing.
July 29, 2011 at 3:58 pm
You’re smarter than I am, and with a stronger will power.
July 29, 2011 at 4:22 pm
I refuse to click, too. Together we will be strong!
July 29, 2011 at 7:06 pm
In this case, ignorance IS bliss!
July 29, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Artsy Fartsy.
July 29, 2011 at 3:57 pm
No fucking way am I clicking on that link.
Don’t say Regretsy never tought me anything.
July 29, 2011 at 3:58 pm
Imagine the Kegles on that girl!
July 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm
That’s about all I can do. They’re pixelated out.
July 29, 2011 at 4:00 pm
I know better, and yet I clicked the link. I am eating homemade Shepard’s Pie. Tub girl + shepard’s pie= terrible, terrible idea.
July 29, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Oh….Wretched evacuees.
July 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm
They need to pay $9000 for scarring me for life.
July 29, 2011 at 4:04 pm
That’s a bathtub? It’s really small, square and deep. Is that what bathtubs look like in Asia (just guessing here)?
(Yes, these are the prominent questions running through my mind after clicking the link. Between Regretsy and the unfortunate viewing of “2 Girls 1 Cup” 3 years ago, NOTHING fazes me any more).
July 29, 2011 at 4:04 pm
Thank you! I’ve finally found a way to get my friend back for 2 Girls and a Cup.
July 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm
She did that one too.
July 29, 2011 at 4:17 pm
HE* Pardon me. o.o
July 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm
Wikipedia is my friend. Now I know not to watch the video.
July 29, 2011 at 7:07 pm
2 Girls and a Cup is nothing compared with this!
July 29, 2011 at 4:07 pm
I just vomited a little – out my ass.
July 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm
Okay, I can now check “gag at photo of contortionist with geyser asshole” off my bucket list.
July 29, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Well, that’s all I needed to round out my day.
July 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Sheesh! There’s NSFW and then there’s this. Not safe for life is more like it.
July 29, 2011 at 4:27 pm
I feel like such an internet virgin. After all I’ve seen, why would this have such an effect? Clutching my hypothetical pearls right now.
July 29, 2011 at 4:11 pm
New favorite artist.
July 29, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Oh look, it’s cool how they made that orange wave look all dimensi–OH MY GOD THAT’S A BUTTHOLE. Serves me right for not actually reading the painting’s ‘title.’
Even homeless guys who shit in the street wouldn’t want this in THEIR office. Or orifice.
July 29, 2011 at 4:15 pm
All natural!! All organic!! 100% environmental friendly products used! Upcycled septic tank content! Steampunk canvas!! OOAK!! Makes a great conversation starter! Use it in your office, bedroom, den, kitchen, and anywhere you want to add a little culture to your life!! And when you’ve had enough of it, you can slice it up with a placenta and eat it!!
July 29, 2011 at 4:15 pm
I hope that’s orange Tang. And not … orange … tang…
July 29, 2011 at 4:18 pm
WHAT THE FUCK!
Disgusting!
Is her own Poo getting in her mouth?
I was going to start my diet on Monday but after seeing that I’ve been forced to not eat starting tonight.
July 29, 2011 at 4:20 pm
1 Girl, 0 Cup.
July 29, 2011 at 4:20 pm
Having seen Tub Girl in the past, I had no need to go look at the original now. I have to say, this is a very well done rendition.
July 29, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Oh, the humanity!
July 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm
I am officially over the internet now.
July 29, 2011 at 4:33 pm
I knew the day would come when Tubgirl would invade and take all fo the glory from Goatse.
July 29, 2011 at 4:54 pm
All glory to hypno-Goatse.
July 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm
I can see how I’d be moved and inspired to commit Tub Girl to canvas. Maybe. No.
July 29, 2011 at 4:48 pm
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I think my head just imploded.
July 29, 2011 at 11:53 pm
In other words “I’m a total moron that likes to troll people with my ‘art’ and pretend to be artsy about it.”
Right?
July 30, 2011 at 2:08 am
Uh, no… He’s just doing exactly what any regretsy fan who’s ever made a goatse tribute does, albeit on a grander scale. Good for him!
July 30, 2011 at 1:20 am
I refuse to take seriously an artist who has “noob” in his name.
July 29, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I didn’t think it was possible to make Tub Girl MORE disgusting.
I was wrong. So, so wrong.
July 29, 2011 at 5:45 pm
Apropos of nothing, I recently ran across Red Wombat and saw the pear with teeth and I was trying to remember where I saw that image before and it was you!
And that is so much better to think about than tubgirl.
July 29, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Indeed it is. Toothy pear will make the scary images go away.
I will be purchasing this very soon: http://www.patchtogether.com/store/biting-pear-plush-aka-lol-wut-pear-205.html
July 29, 2011 at 4:56 pm
why god why
July 29, 2011 at 4:57 pm
If there’s not at least a hint of tampon blood in this painting, I can’t consider paying more than $8,000 for it. I know fine art when I see it, and that fine art includes period blood.
July 29, 2011 at 4:58 pm
This is a brilliant piece of art, symbolizing the strain of giving birth -an event so powerful that other orifices feel a need to also deliver. If you look at the close-up detail shots of the image you can see multiple faces in the head of the child, making this a symbolic universal birth, only achievable by women who spell it wombyn and…
oh who I am I trying to kid,,it’s crap -literally.
July 29, 2011 at 7:17 pm
you should copy it only in different colors and call it the birth of crap and charge double for it
July 29, 2011 at 5:15 pm
I imagine Helen and Bronc are sitting in their rocking chairs, chuckling snarkly with their cups of chai vodka, a broad smirk growing as hoards of craftards are violated on the internet this evening!
July 29, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Chai vodka? Is there really such a thing?
July 30, 2011 at 2:38 am
And if not, why not?
July 29, 2011 at 5:19 pm
How have this many people never seen tubgirl before? Next you’ll be telling me you’ve never seen Two Girls One Cup.
July 29, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Oh. Oh, I see. The artist has done that one, too. With GLITTER. http://www.etsy.com/listing/74751301/2-girls-1-cup-painting-with-glitter-by
July 29, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Oh. Oh, I see. The artist has done that one, too. With GLITTER. http://www.etsy.com/listing/74751301/2-girls-1-cup-painting-with-glitter-by
July 29, 2011 at 5:48 pm
Glitter makes everything better, you know.
July 29, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Luckily, I was told by someone what tubgirl, goatse and two girls/one cup were about so I never had to see them. Unfortunately, I have since seen goatse and now a representation of tubgirl. Goatse actually seems tame by comparison, actually it’s rather clean by comparison.
July 29, 2011 at 10:03 pm
I’m still not looking at two girls one cup.. at least until there’s a Regretsy post about it.
July 29, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Oh my, the description has been edited.
“This would really go nicely in the office.”
MethinksI think someone knows his audience.July 29, 2011 at 7:55 pm
*bows until forehead hits the floor*
Please forgive me, Mr. Drywall. I’m an anachronism, truly. With your guidance, perhaps I can also eliminate words like “perchance” and “forsooth” from my repertoire.
July 29, 2011 at 5:45 pm
“This painting is an artifact.”
So is coprolite, and both are still shit.
July 29, 2011 at 5:50 pm
This is worse than Goatse. how could you dooooo thiiis tooooo meeeeeeeeee>???????????????
July 29, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Aaand my longhaired cat walks by, with a bad case of Stinky Butt. Which means I have to take him back to the bathroom and clean him up with baby wipes.
So I got this in Smell-O-Vision.
July 29, 2011 at 6:30 pm
One thing I’ve always wondered about Tubgirl is just what the fuck was it she was eating to make her diarrhea so purely liquid. I mean, shit, spewing what effectively amounts to brown water out of your anus takes some serious doing.
July 29, 2011 at 8:18 pm
I started to wonder that myself, but then I noticed she’s wearing socks. Just socks. You know you’ve been reading Regretsy too long when that’s the most confusing thing about this picture.
July 30, 2011 at 7:53 am
Yeah, I noticed that too. And not just any socks, like, weird knee high schoolgirl socks. But, between Mai-Chan’s Daily Life and Fuck Yeah Terrible Art, I have been completely desensitized to any fuckery that may occur on the internet. I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or a bad thing…
July 29, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Betcha its a Tang enema, either that or she drank orange colonoscopy prep.
July 29, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Ahh, Tub Girl…I first her saw years ago and had forgotten all about her. Thanks for the lovely reminder of the Shit Shower Princess, Regretsy!
July 29, 2011 at 7:05 pm
I had a bout of gastro last night.
Should have taken pics and made an artistic triptych.
Really fucked off thinking about the dollars I flushed.
July 29, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Why was I eating a butterscotch Snack Pack when my curiosity at the mysterious “Tub Girl” got the best of me?
Butterscotch Snack Packs WERE my favorite snacks….
July 29, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Dear sweet everything why did I let my curiosity get the best of me? I may never unsee that.
July 29, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Interesting how there are 6 people who will admit to the world that the “admire” this painting?!?!?!?
July 29, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Yay! There’s our boy Joshpincusiscrying!
July 30, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Please don’t call out in the forums.
July 29, 2011 at 8:05 pm
I’m going to go with a Colon that can hold copious amounts of Orange Crush, so I can hang on to Dinner.
July 29, 2011 at 8:21 pm
I am so happy I just took Sudafed and will be in such a stupor soon I will be able to sleep without dreaming of that horrific image. I may need to add alcohol to further assist with that.
July 29, 2011 at 8:33 pm
Oh dear god, I clicked on it….making an appointment fro electroshock therapy in the morning, the only way to get that out of my brain.
July 29, 2011 at 8:41 pm
I’m not clicking on any of those links!
July 29, 2011 at 8:41 pm
….*click*…ghagckz!..BRAIN BLEACH! MUST DESTROY EYES WITH HOT GLUE GUN!
So much for all the nice boxed wine I have been drinking over ice all night. My buzz just got totally harshed. I won’t be eating chocolate for awhile…..
July 29, 2011 at 9:04 pm
You guys make me feel like some kind of internet freak, what with so many of you not knowing about goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, 2girls1cup, meatspin, pain4 etc. Jeez.
July 29, 2011 at 9:06 pm
but do you know about the poop burger?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lscSKq3kzbo
July 29, 2011 at 9:21 pm
Meatspin?
July 29, 2011 at 9:22 pm
poop burger?
July 29, 2011 at 9:22 pm
Who need exercise or diet for weight loss when you could lose your appetite for a lifetime for the nominal fee of $9,000?
July 29, 2011 at 9:23 pm
That which has been seen can not be unseen.
July 29, 2011 at 9:35 pm
I totally freak out if pee gets on my hands while using toilet paper.
Can’t imagine what I’d do id shit ever shot out of my ass like mentos in coke bottle.
July 29, 2011 at 10:00 pm
I’m guessing the price tag is that high so it’s like an old meme double-whammy.
July 30, 2011 at 2:20 am
Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I saw this is ‘She’s going to get a terrible infection from that’?
July 30, 2011 at 2:54 am
Oh
My
God
Surely its illegal to inflict this on the world?
July 30, 2011 at 7:28 am
I am a fan of the glittery bath mat. That’s all I have to say about this picture.
July 30, 2011 at 8:15 am
I’d like to see this artist’s interpretation of the video where the glass jar breaks inside a man’s anus. Just the squatting legs and the streams of blood as he pulls chunks of glass out would go wonderfully along side a good Van Gogh or Monet.
July 30, 2011 at 8:40 am
I’m going to try to forget I ever saw that. *shivers*
July 30, 2011 at 9:28 am
So i get up today thinking it was an normal day. Dealing with my kids, my dad’s cancer, homework for my online class. I sit down with my mystic cup of coffee (with cream might i add) and say HAY i didn’t look at Regretsy last night! So here I am looking at at painting that i can’t quite figure out…then i did it. clicked on the link..now coffee is off my menu forever AND i start trolling through the comments to see if see any OFFICAL BUTTHURT..then there are these links to things I shouldn’t click on…yep clicked on them…i sit in a stupor as i try to express how innocent i was BEFORE that pic…and in true family form when my hubs gets home from work..i will tell him…whatever you do DON’T look up tubgirl or lemon party or meatspin…because i KNOW he will do it then..that eases the pain if you pass it on…just a bit…
July 30, 2011 at 10:16 am
I really like the silver bathmat. **shudder**
July 30, 2011 at 10:45 am
My mind is refusing to see what is actually going on. I know what everyone SAYS is happening, but I reject that reality.
July 30, 2011 at 11:56 am
Goatse? Meatspin? Pain4? poop burger? I feel niave. I’ve seen the 2girls, 1cup (my movers this weekend are two guys, one truck…that’s actually why I called them first, lolol) and the blue waffle and lemonparty…but these? I dunno. I don’t think I’ll even be urban dictionary-ing them. I really should take warnings more seriously.
July 30, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Well at least the vagina is pixelated. Because it’s the vagina that will haunt my dreams forever, for sure.
And, in a way, the painting is quite accurate. It looks like shit.
July 30, 2011 at 4:07 pm
This is fantastic. If I weren’t a poor college student I would gladly support this artist, her glorified internet meme paintings are hilarious.
I’m surprised so many of you are freaked out. I mean, this is what Regretsy fans usually seem to appreciate. Someone who takes ridiculous and offensive things from culture and turn them into some batshit crazy art. How can you laugh at a goatse mug and not this? Anoobis is my hero.
July 30, 2011 at 4:21 pm
OH DEAR GOD WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK!!!! Now I am going to have to file that in my brain along with two girls one cup. Right beside my unwanted childhood memories.