You could update it for a baby shower and have a baby birthing from the “vaginal opening”. I don’t know whether to blush like proper southern woman, or order 2 dozen for my sister’s bridal shower. (She’s got a lot of lesbian friends.)
Do they have Jock Cup-Cakes?? Dick-Cup Cakes didn’t sound as pleasant rolling off the tongue…
I actually went to a baby shower where the woman hosting it did that. Unfortunately, she forgot cheap plastic baby dolls melt when exposed to high heat.
They bake those first, then shove in the little plastic baby Jesus, or coins or whatever. Then they get flipped/frosted. (Your cupcake should always get baked before shoving plastic things in.)
Agreed. You can make an anatomically correct cupcake, you can carve out the urethra on it and sprinkle faux pubic hair, but…. then resort to “the you know”, “bladder area”, and “lips”.
Is it wrong that the thing that bothers me most about this video is the fact that she keeps using incorrect terminology? Come on people! The whole genital area is NOT the vagina!
It was torture listening! Like she wanted to say “vagina” as many times as possible JUST to raise my blood pressure! And actually Pleasesurpriseme, she didn’t say “lips”… she says “walls of the vagina” :-0
Then when she actually goes to make the vagina (the real, actual vagina!!!) she stops dead and can’t find the right word… then says “well, you know, hee hee hee!” (Actually, I wonder what she thinks the tunnel is called, since she calls her vulva a vagina. Maybe she calls her tunnel a scrotum.)
So glad I’m not the only one seriously bugged by that! She’s not to embarrassed to make a freaking vagina cupcake but she can’t even be bothered to use proper terminology? What the hell?
When I first got the internet, maybe 4 years ago, I got addicted to watching amazing and freaky things on YouTube… I remember being horrified and curious when I read a video described as “Woman Gets Tattoo On Her Vagina”. I was imagining something WAAAYYY more noteworthy than what I got.
This is certainly one of the best looking pussy cakes I’ve seen, but not using the right terms was throwing me off too. You don’t have to be all medical, but if your putting out this much effort, you should go all the way.
the vagina-means-vulva thing is my pet peeve too. like, “ooh i wanna stick Swarovski crystals on my vagina!” makes me ask #1 how they get them to stick on a wet, interior surface and #2 don’t they fall out when you’re walking?
The vaginal walls ARE up inside. I think she is talking about the labia, but it’s hard to tell since she calls the urethral meatus the “bladder area” (which is also internal last time I checked). For someone who makes anatomical cupcakes she needs a little bit of an anatomy lesson.
Yeah, like the tendon-y support tissues that hold tight, except during birth when they relax & “dilate”. Pretty sure those ARE called “vaginal walls”. This crackhead’s babbling is going to confuse the HELL outta any younger kids who stumble onto it. She can make an adequate fondant pussy, I’ll allow that, but she’s no sex ed teacher.
That is the cervix that dilates but the bajango walls do relax. The only reason I know so much about female anatomy is because 1: I have a personal reference. 2: Nurses cath people. I don’t really want to wipe down and insert a needle into someones pee hole, but that’s why they pay me the big bucks that I go and spend on Regretsy Tarot decks and goatsy crafts!
It was pissing me off, too. Also, her apparent embarrassment about all of it? Seriously lady, you’re making vulva cupcakes! Get used to saying it out loud! Or when people come in do you just “teehee” and point when you try to sell them?
Lady, vagina and labia aren’t the same thing. I normally don’t mind this error, but when someone as obsessed with it as she is makes this mistake, it grates.
I’m so glad my son wasn’t home when I read your comment and laughed loudly. He’s in the stage where EVERYTHING is his business, and if I laugh he has to know why.
I was really happy about that too, I just wish she hadn’t called it the ‘bladder area’. It looked fabulous though, and is that special touch so many cunt cakes are lacking, which happens to be a password I came up with yesterday – cuntcake. Coincidence?
I want these for my birthday. Now, I prefer to keep mine cleaned up, sans sprinkled detail… but I still think that is the best goddamn cupcake I’ve ever seen.
Do a ton of them full of white cake but one is red & it’s the “lucky” one (since you’re glorifying menses at your insane party in imaginary land) and whoever gets it wins a big prize. The red cupcake could have chunks of chocolate baked into it, even! Y’know, to represent clotting. mmmmm, clotting
I couldn’t figure out why someone would want to make one of those, but then she talked about how much fun it is to watch someone try to eat it. Now I love her.
I was confused by that part. I figure that eating a vagina cupcake is just the same as eating any other cupcake, or any other vagina for that matter. Just grab a fork and a knife and dig in.
well she didn’t admit it, but it’s modelled on her own vag – this becomes obvious when she adds the coconut, since the colour is a perfect match to her head. That totally makes it ‘self-expression’ not racism
She should have a variety for different races and hair color. I’m a blonde and, well, I’m not PC, but damnit, I felt elitist looking at that blonde vagcake
!
I made boobie cupcakes a few weeks ago…I even gave some of them nipple piercings.
You can’t really see it but the one on the left has a nipple piercing.
I’m so going to make vagina cupcakes next. “Eat my pussy” is going to have a whole new meaning.
I am all for gential cupcakes, but do we really need to worry about making them look “natural”. If I am going to put it in my mouth, I want “Haha look the cupcake has a vagina on it” style not “Holy shit! That vagina sculpture is incredibly accurate. Is that….fondant!?!”
I actually have a cupcake business, and my 2 year old LOVES the things I bake. She walked up in the middle of this and started shouting, “MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!” I almost died.
I saw the title and the photo and “Particularly good if you’re allergic to nuts” and I got so excited because the very first thing I thought of was, “GREAT! A friend of mine is allergic to all nuts and I can send his wife this link and she can bake…”
I’m gay, but that video just turned me straight. I was a bit panicked though. When she said “anatomically correct”, I kept waiting for her to squat over a cupcake tin.
I and a friend have been planning a movie night for our friends and showing ‘Teeth’ for a while now.
We had been pretty set on a jelly roll dick cake with raspberry filling, but now I’m thinking we need a few of these, too.
What sort of candy would best represent teeth? Or maybe I should just sculpt them from fondant…
You could spray candy corn with that spray on icing they make red or white would be cool and you could totally make little severed penis heads and put some in and around the cupcakes. … Ok ive gone too far. So sorry lol
It’s so neat that you are having a party to watch “Teeth!” After I saw that movie I wrote on the reviews it would be fun to see it for a girl’s night out.
Teeth lollies? Wouldn’t that cause cuts on the lips and tongue from sucking it? I’m imagining a lolly pop surrounded by sharpened teeth, but perhaps it’s one giant tooth on a stick? (In which case, it would sell like freaking hotcakes at a state fair in the States–ANYTHING on a stick does…and should!)
there is a halloween candy that is shaped like teeth, well more then one. One is gummy and the one I’m thinking of is little hard candies shaped like individual teeth. You should be able to look around online and find them this time of the year. Good Luck!
I wouldn’t have minded this before Regretsy pointed out to me the staggering number of female genital crafts out there. Now I’m just tired of all the vulvas.
The one true offensive thing is the fondant. That stuff tastes awful. I was horribly disappointed by so many cakes before I learned to recognize it. Let cakes be cakes, and not sculptures. End ridiculous fondant rant.
I made marshmallow fondant once… it tasted good, but I couldn’t get it to mold right. Store-bought is easier to work with, but it tastes like dried up play dough. Sick.
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i use bunnywoman’s now well-known recipe for marshmallow fondant. excellent flavor on its own, but it takes liquid flavor well, too, so you can make it really however you like.
finely shaved chocolate would replace the coconut nicely, too.
depends on the fondant… the stuff that most hobbyists use tastes and smells like vinegar mixed with old play-doh. There are several professional brands that actually taste pleasant (but still really sweet.)
Yeah, she does. Her job makes me think she should smell like cupcakes, but I’m getting the impression that she probably smells like cigarettes & malt liquor.
If I had any talent for this kind of work, I’d make them and bring them to a party. Since I don’t, I would need to write “Vagina Cupcake” in icing on each one, or everyone would assume they were bad flowers.
I just love how she giggles through the whole thing. She builds them but she can’t say the names of them without blushing or giggling? Was pretty funny and I am glad she isn’t my gyno!
The first couple times I looked at this (I kept rewinding) I thought “eww” but I actually started to become more and more fascinated and it started to look pretty good. Chocolate might not be as gross—it’s the pink paint that looked gross to me.
On the other hand, I really like the teacher’s style. If she were making puppy dog cupcakes or something, I might not have nightmares about giant vagina cupcakes hopping across a field at me, trying to anti-birth me. Sort of like the enormous renegade breast in “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Sex…”, that globbed along, squirting people with milk.
If I dreamt about a giant vagina hopping towards me, I don’t know that I’d be all that upset by it. It’d be like homecoming. And as a non-religious person, if all went well, I could experience being born again without all the churchy-stuff.
People keep saying fondant tastes gross – but you can flavor fondant. My friend recently had a fancy birthday cake and the fondant tasted exactly like cotton candy.
So for all those people saying “that fondant probably tastes gross” – you could be wrong. I would certainly hope someone making vagina cupcakes wants them to taste as good as they look!
I want it, but I’m afraid that it would attack me, run off for a minute, and then come back with about 100 of it’s friends and leave me in a heap on the ground when all I was trying to do was get some crab meat to raise my cooking level.
Um, I mean, is that some kind of frog?
~Nerdbaby, who has wasted six years of her life playing WoW and still hates murlocs~
haha I did the same thing and yelled: “OMG MURLOC CAKE!” Then I heard the noises they make in my head. They haunt my dreams…
On the topic of fondant, I once made a Spiderman cake with my sister and we made our fondant out of marshmallow, which was a pain to make, but tasted great. If you make your own fondant, it’s super easy to add flavoring.
My husband has been paying attention to nothing but boxing for the last hour. Yet he giggled and repeated “vaginal wall” when he heard it. My thoughts… I’m a fan atomically correct pastries, yet fondant grosses me out. It’s like cake covered in chewing gum.
Way better than most Etsy cupcakes! However, that seems like a lot of work for something it takes 2 minutes to eat. Plus neither fondant nor coconut come close to a big blob of yummy (not the Crisco & sugar variety) frosting. Maybe use just one as a centerpiece?
My bakester/craftster friends are coming over to make these IMMEDIATELY! But I have to wonder…why is the hood so fully, totally erect while there’s only a tiny little pink line to represent what’s underneath? I can’t enjoy a good labial cupcake without a clit to suck on. Maybe a bit of candy cane?
30 or so of these and a classroom of 13 year olds could make a sex ed class so much more fun…
I am a sick puppy, I admit it. But the idea of so much teenage embarrassment cause by cake makes me giggle like a lunatic.
I kind of want to make this to bring to the next bake sale my cousin invites me to at her church. I think it might finally break her of this need to “bring me to God” since she found out I’m pagan.
OK, *No one* is commenting on the unnatural pink coloration? C’mon, we aren’t rose and neon pink, unless there’s been a liberal application of MyNewPinkButton.
Yes, google it, it’s for real and no, I’m not selling it.
I’m just saying my junk is not the color of a 5 year old’s wardrobe.
I thought you said this was going to be anatomically correct!
I’m sorry, but I don’t think the clitoris is between the walls of the vagina.
Either this girl thinks everything down there is called a vagina or she just likes saying the word.
And I’m sorry, no matter how many times you say ‘it looks natural’ NOTHING about this cupcake is natural…
July 29, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Why did that turn me on?
July 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Because you’re a pervert for baked goods.
July 29, 2011 at 5:34 pm
At least it wasn’t a cream pie.
July 29, 2011 at 8:53 pm
i just want to know why they aren’t red velvet…
July 29, 2011 at 8:01 pm
My sister-in-law is a lesbian AND loves baked goods! Perfect birthday gift!
July 30, 2011 at 9:32 am
This isn’t just limited to lesbians… I’m tempted to make these for Mother’s Day.
July 29, 2011 at 7:37 pm
Because you’re into vanilla sex in a big way?
July 29, 2011 at 8:58 pm
I think it was the delicate way she applied the paint. It got me thinking of other uses for paintbrushes.
July 29, 2011 at 5:26 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 9:14 pm
No.
July 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm
I kinda wanna eat some pussy now… does that make me lesbian?
July 29, 2011 at 6:00 pm
I wondered the same thing. Maybe I just really like coconut?
July 29, 2011 at 6:35 pm
I have never NOT wanted a cupcake so much.
I don’t think I’ve ever not wanted a cupcake before come to think of it.
July 29, 2011 at 10:06 pm
Same here, I fucking hate coconut.
July 30, 2011 at 12:34 am
Seriously. Why ruin a perfectly good cupcake?
July 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Once I saw the cupcake- that was more than enough for me.
July 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm
No kidding. That cupcake needs monistat instead of icing.
July 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Do you have to eat it with a speculum?
July 29, 2011 at 11:06 pm
If so, I’m in luck. I always keep an extra long speculum on top of my refrigerator.
July 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm
“carve out a little detail”
JESUS CHRIST
THAT METAL TOOL
IT’S LIKE TWAT SURGERY
O.O
I’m going to go rock back and forth in my bed now.
July 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm
So, is that a yeast risen pastry?
July 29, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Have their cupcakes never heard of waxing? They look like something out of a 70s movie
July 29, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Nothin’ wrong with going au naturel…
July 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Cupcakes as god intended them. That is, if there was a god.
July 29, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Hey! They’re the Demi Moore of cupcakes!
Don’t believe me? Look up her bush!
July 9, 2012 at 3:43 am
Nowt wrong with a bit of fur. But flipping hell the choice of material for representing it just reminds me of crusty scabs. *gag*
July 29, 2011 at 5:31 pm
When she was painting in the “details,” was anyone else thinking of My New Pink Button?
July 29, 2011 at 6:25 pm
That was the first thing that crossed my mind.
July 29, 2011 at 7:12 pm
I was wondering how many real vaginas she looked at to get the right shade of coloring.
July 29, 2011 at 10:44 pm
I was wondering who their model was and how THAT day in the bakery went.
July 29, 2011 at 11:09 pm
New market – custom cupcakes!
July 29, 2011 at 5:31 pm
What?! No mustache on a stick coming out of the top?! Shenanigans!
July 29, 2011 at 5:49 pm
it would be ten million times better with a mustache, or an octopus tentacle or two coming out.
July 29, 2011 at 6:17 pm
Please… someone Photoshop that.
July 30, 2011 at 12:05 am
Screw photoshop, next time I’m baking I’ll make one with tenticles.
July 30, 2011 at 11:39 am
yes, this i have to see…
July 29, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Why stop at the superficial? I’m sure you could carve out the cake and make a uterus. Bonus points for filling it with raspberry jelly.
July 29, 2011 at 5:33 pm
^ genius
July 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm
Don’t quit there! What about a bladder filled with lemon jelly?
July 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Yes, by all means, let us have some pee-hole petit-fours and crafthole cakes. Perhaps even some filled donuts.
July 29, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Thanks! Now every time I think I want to break my diet by eating one of these lemon jelly-filled donuts, I’ll just pretend I’m eating a bladder.
Actually, I think I never want to eat again, now.
July 29, 2011 at 10:08 pm
You could update it for a baby shower and have a baby birthing from the “vaginal opening”. I don’t know whether to blush like proper southern woman, or order 2 dozen for my sister’s bridal shower. (She’s got a lot of lesbian friends.)
Do they have Jock Cup-Cakes?? Dick-Cup Cakes didn’t sound as pleasant rolling off the tongue…
July 30, 2011 at 6:27 am
Would that require a different “crowning touch”?
July 30, 2011 at 7:50 am
What I’ve learned from the “cake wrecks” blog is that everything you’re suggesting already EXISTS!! Some of the cakes they’ve featured terrify me.
July 30, 2011 at 7:51 am
Try starting here http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/07/search-for-worlds-most-disturbing.html
July 29, 2011 at 6:07 pm
A baby doll, deep inside the raspberry jelly, that squirts out when the cupcake is squeezed?
*checks to-do list for friend’s baby shower…cupcakes?*
July 29, 2011 at 7:43 pm
I actually went to a baby shower where the woman hosting it did that. Unfortunately, she forgot cheap plastic baby dolls melt when exposed to high heat.
July 29, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Mmmm, nothing like some melamine laced plastic from China. Tasty!
July 29, 2011 at 9:37 pm
How do they do it for Mardi Gras cakes? A ceramic baby?
July 29, 2011 at 9:52 pm
They bake those first, then shove in the little plastic baby Jesus, or coins or whatever. Then they get flipped/frosted. (Your cupcake should always get baked before shoving plastic things in.)
July 29, 2011 at 11:42 pm
“Your cupcake should always get baked before shoving plastic things in.”
Another sampler waiting to be made!
July 30, 2011 at 6:54 pm
@kimoutre you make it, I’ll buy it! Maybe it should read “Home is where the battery operated toys are”
July 29, 2011 at 5:33 pm
She’s driving me crazy calling the urethra the “bladder area”! Christ!
July 29, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Likewise.
If you are going to make an anatomically correct genital cupcake, learn to say “Vulva” and “Labia majora” and “Labia minora” and “urethra.”
And how can somebody who wants to make an anatomically correct genital cupcake feel the need to call some part of it ‘the you know’?
July 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Between that and the awkward, misplaced giggling it sounded like a twelve year old boy was trying to make a model of his favorite internet download.
July 29, 2011 at 9:06 pm
I was surprised she made it that long without a guffaw, you could see it coming from the start. C’mon lady this anatomy stuff is serious!
July 29, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Agreed. You can make an anatomically correct cupcake, you can carve out the urethra on it and sprinkle faux pubic hair, but…. then resort to “the you know”, “bladder area”, and “lips”.
Uh, okay.
July 29, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Yes! Exactly!
Is it wrong that the thing that bothers me most about this video is the fact that she keeps using incorrect terminology? Come on people! The whole genital area is NOT the vagina!
July 29, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Oh my god, YES. People calling the whole of the female genitalia the “vagina” is one of my big pet peeves.
It makes as much sense as talking about men’s urethras!
July 29, 2011 at 9:45 pm
It was torture listening! Like she wanted to say “vagina” as many times as possible JUST to raise my blood pressure! And actually Pleasesurpriseme, she didn’t say “lips”… she says “walls of the vagina” :-0
Then when she actually goes to make the vagina (the real, actual vagina!!!) she stops dead and can’t find the right word… then says “well, you know, hee hee hee!” (Actually, I wonder what she thinks the tunnel is called, since she calls her vulva a vagina. Maybe she calls her tunnel a scrotum.)
July 29, 2011 at 6:35 pm
So glad I’m not the only one seriously bugged by that! She’s not to embarrassed to make a freaking vagina cupcake but she can’t even be bothered to use proper terminology? What the hell?
July 29, 2011 at 8:08 pm
I started yelling corrections at the video complete with finger quotes.
“It’s a ‘vulva’ cupcake.”
“You mean the ‘urethra?!’”
“The ‘vaginal canal’ is THE VAGINA!!!”
July 29, 2011 at 8:16 pm
YES. A thousand times yes. I find it mildly upsetting when women don’t know about their own damn genital anatomy. It sort of depresses me.
(I’m aware that’s a weird bugaboo to have but…there you go)
July 29, 2011 at 8:51 pm
@Frankenmouse: I’ve done that rant before and agree with you completely. Know your body!
July 29, 2011 at 9:50 pm
When I first got the internet, maybe 4 years ago, I got addicted to watching amazing and freaky things on YouTube… I remember being horrified and curious when I read a video described as “Woman Gets Tattoo On Her Vagina”. I was imagining something WAAAYYY more noteworthy than what I got.
July 29, 2011 at 11:29 pm
This is certainly one of the best looking pussy cakes I’ve seen, but not using the right terms was throwing me off too. You don’t have to be all medical, but if your putting out this much effort, you should go all the way.
August 2, 2011 at 4:44 pm
the vagina-means-vulva thing is my pet peeve too. like, “ooh i wanna stick Swarovski crystals on my vagina!” makes me ask #1 how they get them to stick on a wet, interior surface and #2 don’t they fall out when you’re walking?
July 29, 2011 at 5:47 pm
She’s freaking me out by calling the outer lips the “vagina walls”. To me, “vagina walls” suggests something way up in the vaginal canal.
July 29, 2011 at 7:36 pm
The vaginal walls ARE up inside. I think she is talking about the labia, but it’s hard to tell since she calls the urethral meatus the “bladder area” (which is also internal last time I checked). For someone who makes anatomical cupcakes she needs a little bit of an anatomy lesson.
July 29, 2011 at 9:07 pm
Maybe the intended audience is people who don’t know anatomy either.
July 29, 2011 at 9:57 pm
Yeah, like the tendon-y support tissues that hold tight, except during birth when they relax & “dilate”. Pretty sure those ARE called “vaginal walls”. This crackhead’s babbling is going to confuse the HELL outta any younger kids who stumble onto it. She can make an adequate fondant pussy, I’ll allow that, but she’s no sex ed teacher.
July 30, 2011 at 5:16 am
That is the cervix that dilates but the bajango walls do relax. The only reason I know so much about female anatomy is because 1: I have a personal reference. 2: Nurses cath people. I don’t really want to wipe down and insert a needle into someones pee hole, but that’s why they pay me the big bucks that I go and spend on Regretsy Tarot decks and goatsy crafts!
July 29, 2011 at 10:00 pm
Wimmins is complicated.
July 29, 2011 at 11:30 pm
Word.
July 29, 2011 at 5:56 pm
I know, I keep wondering if shes making one with a prolapse or something.
July 30, 2011 at 9:48 am
It was pissing me off, too. Also, her apparent embarrassment about all of it? Seriously lady, you’re making vulva cupcakes! Get used to saying it out loud! Or when people come in do you just “teehee” and point when you try to sell them?
July 30, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Every time she said that, it made me flinch. I kept thinking “If your bladder is that close to the surface, you need to get to the ER NOW!”
July 29, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Lady, vagina and labia aren’t the same thing. I normally don’t mind this error, but when someone as obsessed with it as she is makes this mistake, it grates.
July 29, 2011 at 6:24 pm
I’m not even sure she knows the word “labia”. She described them as “you know”.
July 29, 2011 at 5:33 pm
I know what I’m making for my Friday night D&D games.
Granted, nobody will know what they’re supposed to be, but at least they’ll taste good.
July 29, 2011 at 6:42 pm
I’m so glad my son wasn’t home when I read your comment and laughed loudly. He’s in the stage where EVERYTHING is his business, and if I laugh he has to know why.
July 29, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Is he 8 by any chance?
July 29, 2011 at 5:34 pm
I’m glad she included the ureter. I hate when my vagina cupcakes have no orifices through which to piss.
July 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Gypsy, I love your name and your avatar!
July 29, 2011 at 9:20 pm
Seconded!
July 30, 2011 at 10:55 am
Thanks! I remember getting a kick out of your former “TV’s Frank” username too!
July 29, 2011 at 8:52 pm
We can play “catheterize the cupcake”!
July 29, 2011 at 11:33 pm
I was really happy about that too, I just wish she hadn’t called it the ‘bladder area’. It looked fabulous though, and is that special touch so many cunt cakes are lacking, which happens to be a password I came up with yesterday – cuntcake. Coincidence?
July 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm
That was…Interesting.
July 29, 2011 at 6:10 pm
In the words of Michael Bluth, “I don’t know what I was expecting.”
July 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm
Ahh, the perfect pastry to make a Red tent party even MORE horrifying. Bit I think l’ll make one for my husband’s birthday…he might totally love it.
July 29, 2011 at 6:13 pm
I want these for my birthday. Now, I prefer to keep mine cleaned up, sans sprinkled detail… but I still think that is the best goddamn cupcake I’ve ever seen.
July 29, 2011 at 11:35 pm
How about some rainbow or sparkly sprinkles?
July 29, 2011 at 10:02 pm
Do a ton of them full of white cake but one is red & it’s the “lucky” one (since you’re glorifying menses at your insane party in imaginary land) and whoever gets it wins a big prize. The red cupcake could have chunks of chocolate baked into it, even! Y’know, to represent clotting. mmmmm, clotting
July 29, 2011 at 5:36 pm
I’d eat that.
July 29, 2011 at 6:20 pm
You spelled “hit” wrong.
July 29, 2011 at 5:36 pm
I couldn’t figure out why someone would want to make one of those, but then she talked about how much fun it is to watch someone try to eat it. Now I love her.
July 29, 2011 at 6:02 pm
I was confused by that part. I figure that eating a vagina cupcake is just the same as eating any other cupcake, or any other vagina for that matter. Just grab a fork and a knife and dig in.
July 29, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Jeeze, at least give it a lick before you dive right into the vagina cupcake.
July 29, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Sorry, I thought that went without saying. Everyone knows you got to lick it before you stick it.
July 29, 2011 at 8:55 pm
If you lick the upper inside of the vaginal walls you might get a face-full of glitter.
July 30, 2011 at 12:37 am
You eat cupcakes with silverware?
July 29, 2011 at 5:36 pm
“I always go back with a tool like this.”
So do I, sunshine. So do I.
July 29, 2011 at 8:00 pm
I’m not sure why this made me laugh, but it did ^^
July 29, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Hm. Looks to me like it taint worth the trouble.
July 29, 2011 at 5:39 pm
Umm, I prefer shaved cupcakes actually….
WHAT??! Don’t look at me like that! I just really hate coconut!
July 29, 2011 at 5:43 pm
I nearly lost my Cheetos when she began spreading the vagcheese EXCUSE ME FROSTING on the thing.
July 29, 2011 at 6:57 pm
It would have been better if the coconut was gone.
July 29, 2011 at 5:39 pm
I never thought I’d hear the words “vaginal canal” and “cupcake” in the same sentence.
July 29, 2011 at 7:37 pm
And I hope to never hear them in the same sentence ever again.
July 30, 2011 at 2:17 pm
I never thought I’d hear labia called a vagina and a vagina called a vaginal canal.
July 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm
BUT WHERE IS THE CRAFTHOLE?!?
July 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Vanilla? That’s racist!
July 29, 2011 at 5:59 pm
well she didn’t admit it, but it’s modelled on her own vag – this becomes obvious when she adds the coconut, since the colour is a perfect match to her head. That totally makes it ‘self-expression’ not racism
July 29, 2011 at 6:09 pm
She should have a variety for different races and hair color. I’m a blonde and, well, I’m not PC, but damnit, I felt elitist looking at that blonde vagcake
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July 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm
So, what is she using to mold the lips, clitoris, etc.? Gelled frosting? Some sort of sugar compress? Beaver flesh? I really have no idea.
July 29, 2011 at 5:41 pm
It’s fondant.
July 29, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Very cool, thank you.
July 29, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Well, she did mention she was using fondant several times..
July 29, 2011 at 9:12 pm
The problem with fondant is that it doesn’t taste good. You’re better off using buttercream even though its not as stiff.
July 29, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Oh. So THAT’s what they look like.
Good to know.
July 29, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Also, tell the truth, ladies. If someone spent that much attention to your vagina, you’d never make any fucking cupcakes.
July 29, 2011 at 5:41 pm
OH goddammit, Helen. Now I’m horny, hungry AND confused. What the fuck.
July 29, 2011 at 5:42 pm
I made boobie cupcakes a few weeks ago…I even gave some of them nipple piercings.
You can’t really see it but the one on the left has a nipple piercing.
I’m so going to make vagina cupcakes next. “Eat my pussy” is going to have a whole new meaning.
July 29, 2011 at 5:42 pm
You win.
You sound like you’d be the awesomest friend in the world lol
July 29, 2011 at 5:57 pm
You’re adorable. I love how happy you are about your boobies.
July 29, 2011 at 6:46 pm
It’s because I don’t have any of my own.
July 30, 2011 at 12:39 am
Take mine!
July 29, 2011 at 7:43 pm
those are amazing!
July 29, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Breast. Cupcakes. EVER.
And thanks for representing those of us with adorned nips. It’s much appreciated
July 29, 2011 at 9:14 pm
Are the nipples actually strawberry hershey kiss or ?
July 29, 2011 at 10:29 pm
The nipples are just fondant that I moulded into shape. For the colour I added hot chocolate powder so they are chocolate nipples.
July 29, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Awesome. I <3 your nipples!
July 30, 2011 at 12:17 am
Thank you, I love it when randoms on the internet compliment my nipples.
July 29, 2011 at 5:42 pm
I want to make these now but I live with my mom and brother – I don’t want to see them try to eat those!!!
July 29, 2011 at 5:42 pm
My husband is gone for a week fishing, won’t he be thrilled to come home and see what I have been learning to bake while he was gone?
July 29, 2011 at 5:47 pm
You should wait till the next time he goes away and pack them up for him (and tell him not to peek until he gets there!)
July 29, 2011 at 6:55 pm
His brothers would have laughted and laughed but I would never be allowed to forget it and they would hound me forever about it. Just not worth it.
July 29, 2011 at 5:47 pm
At least it is classier than McChicken Vagina.
July 29, 2011 at 5:51 pm
I am all for gential cupcakes, but do we really need to worry about making them look “natural”. If I am going to put it in my mouth, I want “Haha look the cupcake has a vagina on it” style not “Holy shit! That vagina sculpture is incredibly accurate. Is that….fondant!?!”
July 29, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Genital. I’m not saying that because of the typo, I’m saing it because I love genitals.
July 29, 2011 at 5:51 pm
I’m going to share this with all my friends. Because I agree that everyone needs to know how to do this…
July 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm
I actually have a cupcake business, and my 2 year old LOVES the things I bake. She walked up in the middle of this and started shouting, “MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!” I almost died.
July 29, 2011 at 5:56 pm
you, my friend, are a stellar parent. be my mom?
July 29, 2011 at 5:57 pm
I’m heartbroken to realize my cupcake doesn’t look “natural” or “realistic”. Maybe if I added some coconut….
July 29, 2011 at 7:58 pm
or go to that twat surgeon
July 29, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Those tools… Just remembered that I need to schedule my annual PAP. Thanks for that!
July 29, 2011 at 6:04 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I saw the title and the photo and “Particularly good if you’re allergic to nuts” and I got so excited because the very first thing I thought of was, “GREAT! A friend of mine is allergic to all nuts and I can send his wife this link and she can bake…”
Then I remembered what site I was on.
Derp.
July 29, 2011 at 8:33 pm
Me too! I’m allergic to nuts.
My child is allergic to eggs. There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’m too tipsy to come up with it.
July 29, 2011 at 6:05 pm
I wonder how many fellows watched this and went “What is the clitoris?”
July 29, 2011 at 6:16 pm
g-spot? clitoris? what?
July 29, 2011 at 9:00 pm
I know how to find the g spot and clitoris: I follow my nose, it knows where to go.
July 29, 2011 at 10:34 pm
If you can put your nose on the G-spot, you are indeed talented, my friend.
July 29, 2011 at 6:08 pm
I’m gay, but that video just turned me straight. I was a bit panicked though. When she said “anatomically correct”, I kept waiting for her to squat over a cupcake tin.
July 29, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Is it really straight if its an attraction to baked goods?
July 29, 2011 at 6:10 pm
I and a friend have been planning a movie night for our friends and showing ‘Teeth’ for a while now.
We had been pretty set on a jelly roll dick cake with raspberry filling, but now I’m thinking we need a few of these, too.
What sort of candy would best represent teeth? Or maybe I should just sculpt them from fondant…
July 29, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Maybe white chocolate chips, with one side scraped off so they look like sharpened fangs or you could…
WAIT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PUTTING TEETH IN VAGINA CUPCAKES? IF YOU HAVE ISSUES DO NOT—I REPEAT, DO NOT—TAKE THEM OUT ON INNOCENT CUPCAKES!
July 29, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Just get those teeth lollies? I’m from Australia so I have no idea if you can actually get them in America…
July 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm
You could spray candy corn with that spray on icing they make red or white would be cool and you could totally make little severed penis heads and put some in and around the cupcakes. … Ok ive gone too far. So sorry lol
July 29, 2011 at 8:22 pm
It’s so neat that you are having a party to watch “Teeth!” After I saw that movie I wrote on the reviews it would be fun to see it for a girl’s night out.
July 29, 2011 at 8:22 pm
i meant “fun” to see it.
July 31, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Teeth lollies? Wouldn’t that cause cuts on the lips and tongue from sucking it? I’m imagining a lolly pop surrounded by sharpened teeth, but perhaps it’s one giant tooth on a stick? (In which case, it would sell like freaking hotcakes at a state fair in the States–ANYTHING on a stick does…and should!)
July 29, 2011 at 9:52 pm
there is a halloween candy that is shaped like teeth, well more then one. One is gummy and the one I’m thinking of is little hard candies shaped like individual teeth. You should be able to look around online and find them this time of the year. Good Luck!
July 29, 2011 at 6:15 pm
guess who’s bringing these into work on monday.
July 29, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Pics or it didn’t happen
July 29, 2011 at 10:36 pm
And where do you work?
July 29, 2011 at 6:17 pm
“Natural”…she keeps saying that word. I do not think it means what she thinks it means. I don’t know what she possibly thinks it means.
July 29, 2011 at 6:18 pm
“…maybe that’s too much information” umm lady, you’re making a VAGINA cupcake. You passed TMI about a clit ago.
July 29, 2011 at 8:20 pm
“You passed TMI about a clit ago”
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July 29, 2011 at 6:21 pm
I wish my sex ed instructors had taught through cupcakes…
Yum!!
July 29, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Except everything this woman “knows” about anatomy is wrong, wrong WRONG!
July 29, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Finger lickin’ good!
July 29, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Thank god the real thing tastes better than fondant.
You know, I’m kinda surprised nobody has yet photoshopped an image of one of these having been “really liked” by someone.
July 29, 2011 at 10:37 pm
Yeah, Photoshopped. That’s the story we’re going with.
July 30, 2011 at 10:13 am
You mean lyk dis?
July 30, 2011 at 10:35 am
That’ll do nicely!
Though, an extra splash of buttercream would take the photo to the next level.
July 30, 2011 at 11:04 am
I’m way too lazy for that shiz XD
July 30, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Looking at the inside makes me consider an attempt at Goatse cupcakes.
Of course, pictures will follow.
July 29, 2011 at 6:30 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 6:42 pm
I wouldn’t have minded this before Regretsy pointed out to me the staggering number of female genital crafts out there. Now I’m just tired of all the vulvas.
The one true offensive thing is the fondant. That stuff tastes awful. I was horribly disappointed by so many cakes before I learned to recognize it. Let cakes be cakes, and not sculptures. End ridiculous fondant rant.
July 29, 2011 at 6:53 pm
I made marshmallow fondant once… it tasted good, but I couldn’t get it to mold right. Store-bought is easier to work with, but it tastes like dried up play dough. Sick.
July 29, 2011 at 9:20 pm
My stepsister had homemade marshmallow fondant on her wedding cakes, and it was actually very good. Otherwise, I’ll usually pass.
July 30, 2011 at 3:03 pm
http://www.wilton.com/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=8&threadid=87638
i use bunnywoman’s now well-known recipe for marshmallow fondant. excellent flavor on its own, but it takes liquid flavor well, too, so you can make it really however you like.
finely shaved chocolate would replace the coconut nicely, too.
July 30, 2011 at 12:40 pm
depends on the fondant… the stuff that most hobbyists use tastes and smells like vinegar mixed with old play-doh. There are several professional brands that actually taste pleasant (but still really sweet.)
July 29, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Damn…look what Scientology did to poor Jenna Elfman! She’s lookin’ rough.
July 29, 2011 at 9:33 pm
Yeah, she does. Her job makes me think she should smell like cupcakes, but I’m getting the impression that she probably smells like cigarettes & malt liquor.
July 29, 2011 at 6:58 pm
A cream or jelly filling would have been hilarious.
July 29, 2011 at 7:00 pm
If I had any talent for this kind of work, I’d make them and bring them to a party. Since I don’t, I would need to write “Vagina Cupcake” in icing on each one, or everyone would assume they were bad flowers.
July 29, 2011 at 7:27 pm
You could say they were an homage to Judy Chicago!
July 29, 2011 at 8:19 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 7:07 pm
I can’t wait for the prostate cupcake.
July 29, 2011 at 7:18 pm
This woman is incredibly high which explains why she thinks an anatomical vagina has toasted coconut sprinkles.
July 29, 2011 at 7:25 pm
I like it when someone eats my vagoo, but this is ridiculous.
July 29, 2011 at 7:36 pm
I’d have rather heard “pee hole” than “bladder area”.
But urethra would’ve made me laugh more.
July 30, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Now I want someone to go through and dub “pee hole” in whenever she says “bladder area”. Bonus points if they correct all the anatomical misnomers.
July 29, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Looks more like a muffin to me.
July 29, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Do they offer vajazzling? Piercings? Coconut shavings in the shape of a lightning bolt?
July 29, 2011 at 9:35 pm
I will make these. And yes, they will be vajazzled.
July 29, 2011 at 7:57 pm
I just love how she giggles through the whole thing. She builds them but she can’t say the names of them without blushing or giggling? Was pretty funny and I am glad she isn’t my gyno!
July 29, 2011 at 8:00 pm
this is for the joke whose punchline is “I’ll eat it on the way”, isn’t it?
July 29, 2011 at 8:01 pm
I first heard this joke when I was 11 or 12 and I was in my 20′s before I finally understood it.
July 29, 2011 at 8:02 pm
I wonder whether Cake Wrecks will pick this up.
July 29, 2011 at 8:08 pm
I’m disappointed. I thought it was going to show how to make a Cupcake with your Vagina.
July 29, 2011 at 8:17 pm
The first couple times I looked at this (I kept rewinding) I thought “eww” but I actually started to become more and more fascinated and it started to look pretty good. Chocolate might not be as gross—it’s the pink paint that looked gross to me.
July 29, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Finally a vagina that make my junk look HUGE!
July 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
On the other hand, I really like the teacher’s style. If she were making puppy dog cupcakes or something, I might not have nightmares about giant vagina cupcakes hopping across a field at me, trying to anti-birth me. Sort of like the enormous renegade breast in “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Sex…”, that globbed along, squirting people with milk.
Hm. How about that? I’m kind of hungry.
July 29, 2011 at 9:33 pm
If I dreamt about a giant vagina hopping towards me, I don’t know that I’d be all that upset by it. It’d be like homecoming. And as a non-religious person, if all went well, I could experience being born again without all the churchy-stuff.
July 29, 2011 at 8:49 pm
You could totally use that phototransfer fondant stuff to put a baby’s face looking out of the ‘vaginal canal.’
I wish the school still let the kids bring in cupcakes for their birthdays.
July 29, 2011 at 9:13 pm
cheaper than a fleshlight, i guess.
July 29, 2011 at 11:09 pm
Probably tastier, too.
July 29, 2011 at 9:18 pm
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July 29, 2011 at 9:32 pm
These people could give the labia-plasty place a run for it’s money. As a bonus, your crotch would be all cakey and delicious.
July 29, 2011 at 9:33 pm
People keep saying fondant tastes gross – but you can flavor fondant. My friend recently had a fancy birthday cake and the fondant tasted exactly like cotton candy.
So for all those people saying “that fondant probably tastes gross” – you could be wrong. I would certainly hope someone making vagina cupcakes wants them to taste as good as they look!
July 29, 2011 at 9:35 pm
That bug looks like it is pooping all over the cake.
July 29, 2011 at 10:10 pm
OMG! MURLOC CAKE!
I want it, but I’m afraid that it would attack me, run off for a minute, and then come back with about 100 of it’s friends and leave me in a heap on the ground when all I was trying to do was get some crab meat to raise my cooking level.
Um, I mean, is that some kind of frog?
~Nerdbaby, who has wasted six years of her life playing WoW and still hates murlocs~
July 29, 2011 at 10:37 pm
haha I did the same thing and yelled: “OMG MURLOC CAKE!” Then I heard the noises they make in my head. They haunt my dreams…
On the topic of fondant, I once made a Spiderman cake with my sister and we made our fondant out of marshmallow, which was a pain to make, but tasted great. If you make your own fondant, it’s super easy to add flavoring.
July 30, 2011 at 3:12 pm
That is so kewl, but it can’t be the same thing if it doesn’t have fish scales, murloc eyes and fish bones in it
July 29, 2011 at 9:33 pm
When she said finishing touches, I thought she was gonna stick a tampon in it.
July 29, 2011 at 9:36 pm
I’m seeing little marshmallow tampons in the future.
July 29, 2011 at 9:51 pm
My husband has been paying attention to nothing but boxing for the last hour. Yet he giggled and repeated “vaginal wall” when he heard it. My thoughts… I’m a fan atomically correct pastries, yet fondant grosses me out. It’s like cake covered in chewing gum.
July 29, 2011 at 10:12 pm
When my son was born, I baked cookies to take to my OB’s office for him and his staff.
If I ever spawn another sprog, the doc is getting vagcakes.
July 29, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Did anyone else notice the Hello Kitty watch??
July 29, 2011 at 10:33 pm
If she’s not careful, that clitoris might eat the whole thing up before someone else has a chance. That’s definitely one clit you can’t miss.
July 29, 2011 at 11:07 pm
Seriously! I’ve only ever seen them like that in bad anime porn.
July 29, 2011 at 10:33 pm
I wonder how many people sent you this today, but I’m proud to say I was at least one of them and I’m thrilled to see it posted here.
It’s the icing on the cake of a booze filled night.
July 29, 2011 at 11:13 pm
Way better than most Etsy cupcakes! However, that seems like a lot of work for something it takes 2 minutes to eat. Plus neither fondant nor coconut come close to a big blob of yummy (not the Crisco & sugar variety) frosting. Maybe use just one as a centerpiece?
July 29, 2011 at 11:20 pm
My bakester/craftster friends are coming over to make these IMMEDIATELY! But I have to wonder…why is the hood so fully, totally erect while there’s only a tiny little pink line to represent what’s underneath? I can’t enjoy a good labial cupcake without a clit to suck on. Maybe a bit of candy cane?
July 30, 2011 at 12:30 am
Use a jelly bean? Although it might be a little big…
July 30, 2011 at 2:45 pm
“One Night in Chyna” commemorative jellybean cupcakes!
July 29, 2011 at 11:24 pm
I heard Helen has to use a sheet cake to make hers look realistic. HI-YOOOOO!
July 30, 2011 at 2:41 am
Making your baked goods moist, new I can’t believe it’s not cooter!
July 30, 2011 at 3:48 am
how to shoot instructional video 101:
shoot over the shoulder of the instructor so we can see WHAT THE F*&^you are actually demo-ing.
July 30, 2011 at 4:25 am
30 or so of these and a classroom of 13 year olds could make a sex ed class so much more fun…
I am a sick puppy, I admit it. But the idea of so much teenage embarrassment cause by cake makes me giggle like a lunatic.
July 30, 2011 at 7:08 am
If I ever made these, they would TOTALLY be full of some sort of red jam!
July 30, 2011 at 7:54 am
I kind of want to make this to bring to the next bake sale my cousin invites me to at her church. I think it might finally break her of this need to “bring me to God” since she found out I’m pagan.
July 30, 2011 at 8:50 am
Include the Goatse sampler with the cupcakes and you should ensure no more repeat invitations.
July 30, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Aah! I could make better vagoo cupcakes than this. Adding this to the Baking Fuckery list now.
July 30, 2011 at 5:24 pm
OK, *No one* is commenting on the unnatural pink coloration? C’mon, we aren’t rose and neon pink, unless there’s been a liberal application of MyNewPinkButton.
Yes, google it, it’s for real and no, I’m not selling it.
I’m just saying my junk is not the color of a 5 year old’s wardrobe.
July 30, 2011 at 6:57 pm
my god
Its not a VAGINA
Its a VULVA!!!!!
its very scary when a female doesnt know her own anatomy
July 30, 2011 at 6:58 pm
She is also swaying an awful lot , high as a kite
July 30, 2011 at 7:49 pm
I thought you said this was going to be anatomically correct!
I’m sorry, but I don’t think the clitoris is between the walls of the vagina.
Either this girl thinks everything down there is called a vagina or she just likes saying the word.
And I’m sorry, no matter how many times you say ‘it looks natural’ NOTHING about this cupcake is natural…
July 30, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Vagina Cupcake don’t care. Vagina Cupcake don’t give a shit.
July 31, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Not unless there’s been some serious membrane tearing.
August 1, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Dang it, as if labiaplasties didn’t give me an oonie complex already, now my ladybits have to compete with buttercream frosting and fondant??
September 10, 2011 at 4:14 am
Perfect for the rotary club meeting later this week!
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October 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm
I love sticking my cock in cake normally… this just makes it even better!! ;o)