Peaches and Herb
Anyone who ever sold pot in the 80′s had an afghan like this on his bed, so I can only imagine how many deals went down on these pants. You could probably get enough shake out of these for a bong hit.
But you know, that’s how people bought pot back then – they went to some guy’s house. They didn’t have medical marijuana and the dispensaries and the fancy shmancy prescriptions. No, they had to drive out to bumfuck, and sit on some guy’s afghan while he made you a “lid”. And you couldn’t just leave once you got it, because that would be rude. You had to smoke some of it with him, and watch Star Trek for 20 minutes while your friend Debi waited in the car and smoked her mom’s Parliaments.
At least, that’s what I’ve heard.