This may get my vote because not only does it combine Towel Mike with the fabulous April but it’s done in an Alphonse Mucha-esque way and he’s one of my favorite artists. Not to mention those are pretty phallic looking…phallicy things behind the R.
I think it’s the tiny details in this one that make it extra special wonderful. The penis roses, the steampunk octopus, that you somehow managed to make goatse look like a logo… :S I appreciate your attention to detail muchly! This is some well executed fuckery!
Oh my god, this one. There’s barnwood behind him! And the composition is amazing. True, the other Art Deco card has greater detail, but it’s just not as Mucha to me. I don’t suppose we could get a double-sided Mucha Mike, eh? They’re both absolutely gorgeous. <3
A most prodigious manifestation of artisanry!
Such peerless magnificence inspires a lavish commemoration of heavy dosages of absinth and a short call to the good doctor for one of those latest treatments for the vapors. I.e. letting him fingerbang you. Well, not you. Your great-grandma.
as fantastic as the details are on this, I just can’t like April’s head on Towel Mike. Looks like some messed up dream I had after drinking too much and reading Regretsy right before bed.
July 27, 2011 at 10:04 pm
This cracks my shit up.
July 27, 2011 at 10:05 pm
FAVORITE.
July 27, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Towel mike in the Land of Green Peni!
July 27, 2011 at 10:06 pm
This might make the majority of us go completely insane.
July 27, 2011 at 10:09 pm
Perfect.
July 27, 2011 at 10:09 pm
Goatse Vagina Goatse Vagina Octopus Vagina Goatse Vagina Goatse…MIKE!
Yup, that’s a week in the life of Regretsy!
July 28, 2011 at 5:56 am
that’s a song lyric, or the chant to an adult version of “Duck Duck Goose”
July 27, 2011 at 10:12 pm
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July 28, 2011 at 5:43 am
But you know you like it?
July 27, 2011 at 10:14 pm
THIS ONE.
July 27, 2011 at 10:16 pm
That’s mind blowing… and somehow sexy. I vote yes.
July 27, 2011 at 10:17 pm
This may get my vote because not only does it combine Towel Mike with the fabulous April but it’s done in an Alphonse Mucha-esque way and he’s one of my favorite artists. Not to mention those are pretty phallic looking…phallicy things behind the R.
July 27, 2011 at 10:17 pm
THIS THIS OH MY GOD THIS.
Mucha fuckery is now my favorite fuckery.
July 27, 2011 at 10:19 pm
FOR THE WIN BABY!
July 27, 2011 at 10:20 pm
Yum yum!
July 27, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Some wonderful entries…but I think I gotta go with this one.
July 27, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Hmmmm. Twins separated at birth?
July 27, 2011 at 10:22 pm
After carefully considering all the options, I have to go for this one. It is perfectly disturbing, fuckery filled, and beautifully done as well.
July 27, 2011 at 10:23 pm
This is fuckin hilarious. Love Love Love it in it’s artistic ability.
July 27, 2011 at 10:25 pm
I CAN’T FAP TO THIS
July 29, 2011 at 9:33 am
And yet, some of us totally can/are!
July 27, 2011 at 10:26 pm
I think it’s the tiny details in this one that make it extra special wonderful. The penis roses, the steampunk octopus, that you somehow managed to make goatse look like a logo… :S I appreciate your attention to detail muchly! This is some well executed fuckery!
July 27, 2011 at 10:26 pm
I love this, but then I’ve always had a love for Mucha and art deco. With Towel Mike, it’s art!
July 28, 2011 at 5:58 am
Art Nouveau, not Art Deco… /pedant (also another huge Mucha fan)
July 28, 2011 at 9:54 pm
Yeah, that’s what I meant, d’oh.
July 27, 2011 at 10:34 pm
Oh my Fucking God, this one is fantastic! I haven’t even finished looking at them all!
July 27, 2011 at 11:01 pm
I love this so much! My nipples explode with delight!
July 27, 2011 at 11:13 pm
Egads, so much awesomeness! This definitely gets my vote!
July 27, 2011 at 11:22 pm
This is just amazeballs. The barnwood is exquisite.
July 27, 2011 at 11:25 pm
This one is the best by far.
July 27, 2011 at 11:26 pm
I love, love, love, this card!!!
July 28, 2011 at 12:42 am
I can’t even handle the amazing fuckery that is this card. Yes, a thousand times yes.
July 28, 2011 at 2:49 am
Oh my god, this one. There’s barnwood behind him! And the composition is amazing. True, the other Art Deco card has greater detail, but it’s just not as Mucha to me. I don’t suppose we could get a double-sided Mucha Mike, eh? They’re both absolutely gorgeous. <3
July 28, 2011 at 3:27 am
I could never want anything but this card. We’re soulmates.
July 28, 2011 at 4:13 am
This has all the elements of a true tarot card – the symbolism is awesome!
July 28, 2011 at 5:27 am
Art Nouveau plus HK plus Towel Mike. Win.
July 28, 2011 at 5:46 am
THIS IS GLORIOUS
July 28, 2011 at 5:46 am
This is like the last year of my internet life summed up in one full swoop.
July 28, 2011 at 6:46 am
A most prodigious manifestation of artisanry!
Such peerless magnificence inspires a lavish commemoration of heavy dosages of absinth and a short call to the good doctor for one of those latest treatments for the vapors. I.e. letting him fingerbang you. Well, not you. Your great-grandma.
July 28, 2011 at 6:58 am
Oh God, this.
July 28, 2011 at 7:00 am
as fantastic as the details are on this, I just can’t like April’s head on Towel Mike. Looks like some messed up dream I had after drinking too much and reading Regretsy right before bed.
July 28, 2011 at 7:25 am
full of win and love
July 28, 2011 at 7:40 am
I fucking love this.
July 28, 2011 at 7:44 am
Never have too Mucha Towel Mike!!
July 28, 2011 at 7:54 am
Oh sweet tittyfucking Jesus, this is amazing.
July 28, 2011 at 8:45 am
I would buy the whole deck… JUST for this card.
July 28, 2011 at 9:03 am
This is astounding. And just a leeeetle bit disturbing. Which is, like, perfect Fuckery right there.
July 28, 2011 at 9:56 am
My nether regions are confused.
July 28, 2011 at 10:08 am
so good it hurts me inside.
July 28, 2011 at 10:33 am
The background wraps it up for me – like playing a round of Clue, can you pick this one TM?
July 28, 2011 at 10:37 am
Yes, yes, please, God, yes, this one, THIS ONE.
July 28, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Love this!!!!!!
July 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm
This is awesome. It just LOOKS like a tarot card, and I’ve never actually looked at any tarot cards. Fantastic artwork!
July 28, 2011 at 2:47 pm
FAvorite. No contest.
July 28, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Haha love this one too!
July 28, 2011 at 4:43 pm
This one’s my favorite
July 28, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Hello, gorgeous. Winner.
July 28, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Who knew April was so CUT?
July 28, 2011 at 7:18 pm
So great, haha!
July 29, 2011 at 10:13 am
This picture makes me feel confused in my girly bits.