But… but… I love (whatsitsay?) Taro3? I mean, I love taro root, and the number 3 is pretty kick ass but seriously, you don’t see me going out to the pasture and cutting a crop circle to say it…
That would kick ass! Someone who could do that well could have Dror-like success, although you’d run out of fields much faster. You could charge a lot more than 5 bucks, though, so it still is an awesome business idea.
I love how you re-post, or “upcycle” fuckery from a year ago, and we go gaga over it as if it was brand new. You’re SO last year, but being ‘last year’ is the new black, and Jacob’s last name was Black! OMG! SQUEEEEEE! I <3 tween fiction!!!!
Oh-so-slight segue here. The other day I was told by a lovely lady, when I had just mentioned that it was my daughter’s 30th birthday, that ‘You don’t look ANYwhere near old enough to have a daughter that age!’ I was feeling quite happy about that, until I realized she is 93 and anything under 70 probably looks young to her.
Hehe, you gotta find a way to market that. The Gothic remedy to wrinkles. Skin preservation without the messy chemicals, peels, and puncture wounds(they aren’t emo, after all…). Goth, the sun avoiding, skin tightening, age defying lifestyle!
I always assumed the “One Year Ago on Regretsy” posts were Helen’s way of telling us she’s back in jail on yet another parole violation and can’t tend to the site.
Sort of like how news sites run end-of-the-year retrospectives (aka rerunning old stories) so their reporters can go on their annual two-week-long coke binges.
Helen mentioned in one of the CF posts a couple days ago that she was going away for a few days on a gambling binge with her Mom, stepdad, and Bronc, so you’re not really that far off.
And that’s all I have to say. We here at the “Unofficial People-who-love-regretsy-and-play-Secondlife” fan club enjoy the retro posts. And that’s all we have to say about that.
Before the recycled posts there was nothing on the weekend as April (apparently mistakenly) thought she deserved a weekend from posting on her FREE site. Now her rabid fans don’t have to go through withdrawal every weekend thanks to these extra posts.
Because Kirk Cameron’s fuckery overshadowed a name like Boner. I’m surprised that fucker didn’t tell ABC to write out the character of Boner for having the name Boner.
I can’t decide if this person is a a twitard, or is savvy enough to know that the really obsessives ones will buy anything even tangentially related to that literary cesspool.
How do I know it’s really from the sandy beaches of La Push? Does it come with a signed certificate of authenticity? Does it come with a statement from the Quileute chief or an elder saying, “yes, we let this deranged chick with a camera come on our land and write a sandy ode to a fictional character”?
Well the interesting thing about this, is that the Quileute tribe does NOT allow photography on this beach. It’s beautiful land and it’s being polluted because of the people that are so obsessed over this. So, she really shouldn’t “certificate” herself for this
I’m not sure they could do worse if they tried to!
Nice writing, no shoe prints, and some scenic waves or rocky outcropping in the background and it would be cute to send custom messages this way… like anniversary greetings or a phrase you & your BFF use for an inside joke. Just like the notes on Dror’s pelt.
What’s wrong here is not so much the concept as the absolute shit execution.
Tito’s is AMAZING. I used to live in Mar Vista, and ate there every chance I got. The reason it always has a line? Is because it has the best damn tacos ANYWHERE, EVER, EVER, EVER! Damn! I ate dinner and I STILL crave Tito’s!
Dear Regretsy,
OMG the writing in the sand expresses EVERYTHING. I. FEEL. for TWILIGHT!!!!
“$15? You Are Out of Your God-damned Mind”
But there is no price? No size. No long, romantic explanation about how you create your art and how you are inspired! No coleslaw references. I go to Santa Monica and see sand, but YOU – You see a blank canvas!
I clicked on the link in your name. While I am slightly disappointed that there were no wares for you to pimp, I think I may have been sucked into reading this. Which will give me something to do at work tomorrow between samples. And more things to be paranoid about.
Last time I went to the beach (at night), some drunk asked if I was a terrorist. I now believe that it was a case of mistaken identity, and they met the author of this fuckery earlier in the day.
Those mandolins are out for blood. I bought one and sliced my hand open every fucking time I used it. Even the time I thought to myself “Hey, not blood when cooking this time, sweet” and then cut myself cleaning it.
Hey, mandolins out for blood- I should have covered it in glitter and called it the Twilight Slicer.
My cat is getting older and has kidney disease, so he’s decided to poop right outside the litterbox, for the first time in his life. I shall write in the litter “The box is empty. Awaiting your contrib-utions. Why no poo?”
Le Sigh. I can’t believe such a magnificent piece of art can possibly be understood by such cretins! This is a photograph of an intentionally abstract representation of how modern society views that which exists only on the planes of imagination. IT STOMPS ON OUR DREAMS. I (heart) Tacos Jacob is from the heart, yet those who have no imagination or glittery cupcakery in their lives (poor things), are jealous of those of us who can appreciate the deeper meaning and literally and figuratively walk all over our dreams. This is *gasp* nothing less than a masterpiece!! *sobs uncontrollably with beauty of the art*
I weep for the artiste. *sniffling* She is a genius who must be tenderly coddled *sniffling, sniffling* and catered to and supported. It would be an honor for anyone to take over that role! *shufflin, shufflin, shufflin*
Shit! Where the hell is a sarcasm emoticon when I need one????
I have a beach at work. I clock out about 11:30.
For the price of a 12 pack (+ deposit) I could probably pee out 20 – 30 letters in time to photograph it by dawn.
Might be a little blurry.
I was born in the early 70′s, so the Twilight thing is way over my head and not relevant to me, so can you make me one that says “I (HEART) John Taylor”? You don’t know who that is? Just trust me on that one…. OH! Can you make it extra foot-printy?????
UNLESS I’m reading the above photo wrong, and it says “I (HEART) Yakov”. Then that’s ok. I LOVE this country!!
I hate that I know this, but Jacob is technically not a werewolf but a shapeshifter and lives quite close to the particular beach this claims to be. Damn house full of teenaged girls!
Tell you what, for 50 bucks, I’ll take a shit in the shape of whatever letters you want. There is a limit of 20 characters. After that, it’s an additional $10 per block of Velveeta it takes me to finish the job
Waaait, am I the only one who didn’t see ‘taco’ in that picture? O.o Guys, this is weird, I’m not thinking about tacos right now. I wonder if I’m getting sick…
July 25, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Why yes, yes they are.
They love a goddamned werewolf, for crying out loud.
July 25, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Not only does April’s make a hell of a lot more sense, it’s also infinitely better executed.
July 25, 2011 at 3:09 pm
With proper spelling and hyphenation, too. (Swoon!)
July 25, 2011 at 4:07 pm
my heart is all twitterpaited from excitement of grammer!
July 26, 2011 at 11:21 am
I think I’d love that “You are out of your goddamned mind” one in a frame. That’s hilarious.
July 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm
It may say “I heart Jacob”, but the footprints say “drunken dipshit”.
July 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
And you are FABULOUS!
July 25, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Footprints? Those are clodstomping drunken dipshit prints. Hell one of them cuts off part of the O. Hell, I looked that close.
July 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm
I think the footprints more express my feelings about Jacob…
July 25, 2011 at 11:11 pm
@frigginsweet – I friggin LOVE your avatar!!!
July 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm
But… but… I love (whatsitsay?) Taro3? I mean, I love taro root, and the number 3 is pretty kick ass but seriously, you don’t see me going out to the pasture and cutting a crop circle to say it…
July 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm
I might pay $15 for a custom crop circle.
July 25, 2011 at 3:04 pm
That would kick ass! Someone who could do that well could have Dror-like success, although you’d run out of fields much faster. You could charge a lot more than 5 bucks, though, so it still is an awesome business idea.
July 25, 2011 at 3:10 pm
No, it’s Taco3. Not to be confused with less-than-3 or chimichanga3.
July 25, 2011 at 6:06 pm
ohhhhh thanks for the update on it, I’m just a bit easily distracted…. oh…ba dum bum!
July 26, 2011 at 8:35 am
So I’m not the only one who saw “I <3 tacos"!
July 26, 2011 at 10:08 am
That is what I saw as well, next step, bathing in hot sauce : P
July 25, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Taro does make an awesome bubble tea.
July 25, 2011 at 6:06 pm
indeed it do
July 26, 2011 at 10:52 pm
And that’s about all.
July 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
The footprints are a nice touch. Maybe this costs so much because God did it, while carrying the craftard?
July 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Bullshit Writing In The Sand.
July 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm
The Lord replied,
“The times when you have
seen only one set of footprints,
is when you crafted and I carried you.”
July 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
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July 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm
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July 25, 2011 at 1:50 pm
eh, you win some, you lose some…
July 25, 2011 at 1:55 pm
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July 25, 2011 at 2:56 pm
I’m 41 years old. This is all new to me (again).
July 25, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Just turned 42 here, whippersnapper bi-atch!
July 26, 2011 at 7:23 am
Oh-so-slight segue here. The other day I was told by a lovely lady, when I had just mentioned that it was my daughter’s 30th birthday, that ‘You don’t look ANYwhere near old enough to have a daughter that age!’ I was feeling quite happy about that, until I realized she is 93 and anything under 70 probably looks young to her.
July 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm
44 here, so you both get a thumbs up from me.
July 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I’m like thirty-ish…(thank you botox…)
July 25, 2011 at 8:15 pm
I’m 30…. thank you being Gothic through my teens and twenties and shunning the sunlight thus saving my skin.
July 26, 2011 at 3:14 am
Hehe, you gotta find a way to market that. The Gothic remedy to wrinkles. Skin preservation without the messy chemicals, peels, and puncture wounds(they aren’t emo, after all…). Goth, the sun avoiding, skin tightening, age defying lifestyle!
July 25, 2011 at 3:04 pm
I always assumed the “One Year Ago on Regretsy” posts were Helen’s way of telling us she’s back in jail on yet another parole violation and can’t tend to the site.
Sort of like how news sites run end-of-the-year retrospectives (aka rerunning old stories) so their reporters can go on their annual two-week-long coke binges.
July 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Helen mentioned in one of the CF posts a couple days ago that she was going away for a few days on a gambling binge with her Mom, stepdad, and Bronc, so you’re not really that far off.
July 25, 2011 at 3:17 pm
I got some quick help from the lovely ladies of the Secondlife sim Arimto:
July 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm
And that’s all I have to say. We here at the “Unofficial People-who-love-regretsy-and-play-Secondlife” fan club enjoy the retro posts. And that’s all we have to say about that.
July 26, 2011 at 8:39 am
Before the recycled posts there was nothing on the weekend as April (apparently mistakenly) thought she deserved a weekend from posting on her FREE site. Now her rabid fans don’t have to go through withdrawal every weekend thanks to these extra posts.
July 26, 2011 at 11:24 am
You’re an idiot.
July 26, 2011 at 11:26 am
The above goes way up there for OrangeWho. Pretend that’s where you see it.
July 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
How hard would this be to do it right?
July 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm
If you’re a girl and can pee outside without getting any on your shoes than you have all the necessary skills.
July 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm
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July 25, 2011 at 7:12 pm
What is this, a pissing contest?
(Be sure to tip the piano player on the way out.)
July 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm
The “B” is already beginning to wash away with the tide and the entire thing looks censored with footprints.
July 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm
How come Boner from Growing Pains never got this much of a following?
July 25, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Because Kirk Cameron’s fuckery overshadowed a name like Boner. I’m surprised that fucker didn’t tell ABC to write out the character of Boner for having the name Boner.
July 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm
I can’t decide if this person is a a twitard, or is savvy enough to know that the really obsessives ones will buy anything even tangentially related to that literary cesspool.
If the latter, I’m grudgingly admiring.
July 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm
If I thought I could wash away the twimuck that would cling to my bitter sarcastic soul, I would see what twifuckery I could come up with.
July 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm
How do I know it’s really from the sandy beaches of La Push? Does it come with a signed certificate of authenticity? Does it come with a statement from the Quileute chief or an elder saying, “yes, we let this deranged chick with a camera come on our land and write a sandy ode to a fictional character”?
Inquiring minds would like to know.
July 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Actually, I’ve been there and remember it being pretty rocky… A new reason this photo sucks. Go you!
July 25, 2011 at 2:00 pm
It’s gray enough to be a Washington beach, but the lack of rocks makes me skeptical.
July 25, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Well the interesting thing about this, is that the Quileute tribe does NOT allow photography on this beach. It’s beautiful land and it’s being polluted because of the people that are so obsessed over this. So, she really shouldn’t “certificate” herself for this
July 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Fine art prints like this make me proud to be a photographer. I bet she prints these out at Walmart.
July 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Where else can you mass produce (I mean, lovingly, individually develop) prints for obsessed youth at a mere $.10 each?
July 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm
i thought it read “I Love Tacos” with a really bad S. woah.
July 25, 2011 at 2:04 pm
I’d have been more inclined to buy it, if that’s what it said.
July 25, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Taco was my first ever one true love 4eva. True fact.
July 25, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Super Duper!
July 25, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Thats what I read, and then I got all excited about the potential vagoo jokes
July 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm
I’m not sure they could do worse if they tried to!
Nice writing, no shoe prints, and some scenic waves or rocky outcropping in the background and it would be cute to send custom messages this way… like anniversary greetings or a phrase you & your BFF use for an inside joke. Just like the notes on Dror’s pelt.
What’s wrong here is not so much the concept as the absolute shit execution.
July 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm
It might be because I’m hungry but I SWEAR when I first saw it I thought it said ” I LOVE TACOS”
July 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm
I’d pay money for that to be written in the sand. It makes far more sense imo.
July 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
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July 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
OMG.
I love tacos!
Now ima gonna have to go to Tito’s and get some!
July 25, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Oh, damn! Here I am hungry, and I now live 3,000 miles away from Tito’s, the best damn tacos in the UNIVERSE. How can you torture me like this??
July 25, 2011 at 2:58 pm
people all over the country know about tito’s tacos?
tito’s tacos in culver city? i grew up four blocks away…..
July 25, 2011 at 6:12 pm
Me too. But I admit I’ve never eaten there.
How good could it be…? I always see a line outside there.
Could it be like Pink’s, where the food actually sucks, but the constant line keeps people coming?
July 25, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Tito’s is AMAZING. I used to live in Mar Vista, and ate there every chance I got. The reason it always has a line? Is because it has the best damn tacos ANYWHERE, EVER, EVER, EVER! Damn! I ate dinner and I STILL crave Tito’s!
July 26, 2011 at 12:11 am
I’ve actually flown to LA and taken a bus to Tito’s for food, then took the bus right back to the airport and flew home happy.
Yup, flew in just for lunch.
July 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Sand in vagina not included!
July 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Dear Regretsy,
OMG the writing in the sand expresses EVERYTHING. I. FEEL. for TWILIGHT!!!!
“$15? You Are Out of Your God-damned Mind”
But there is no price? No size. No long, romantic explanation about how you create your art and how you are inspired! No coleslaw references. I go to Santa Monica and see sand, but YOU – You see a blank canvas!
Warm regards,
- Adoring Sycophant.
July 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
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July 25, 2011 at 2:20 pm
You already advertised once. Now you’re just trying too hard
July 25, 2011 at 5:59 pm
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July 25, 2011 at 2:55 pm
This is not the place to pimp your wares. Stick a link in your name like everyone else and hope.
July 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm
I clicked on the link in your name. While I am slightly disappointed that there were no wares for you to pimp, I think I may have been sucked into reading this. Which will give me something to do at work tomorrow between samples. And more things to be paranoid about.
July 25, 2011 at 6:00 pm
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July 26, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Nice blog Anninyn. I love Apocalyptic related stuff, Zombies or otherwise. I’ve always been obsessed with stories about the end of the world.
July 26, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Oh, wow, people I only just saw this. That wasn’t a hint, but I’m glad you like th blog.
Pssst, zombies are so last year. My current paranoia is badgers.
July 26, 2011 at 4:40 pm
I totally clicked on the link too. Great stuff; bookmarked!
July 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
The funny thing is… she might have had a higher chance of us paying $15 to have our own custom images written in the sand.
Well, assuming some eye candy was put in the photo – either grotesque or sexy.
July 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Last time I went to the beach (at night), some drunk asked if I was a terrorist. I now believe that it was a case of mistaken identity, and they met the author of this fuckery earlier in the day.
July 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
I would pay $15 for the second photo.
July 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
TEAM DROR!
July 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Now THERE’s some shit worth printing t-shirts for!
July 25, 2011 at 6:15 pm
Yes. We seriously need TEAM DROR and TEAM MIKE merchandise. I think you all already know who is who.
July 25, 2011 at 7:06 pm
So the ones on both teams can get DOUBLE TEAMIN’ shirts? AWESOME!
July 25, 2011 at 1:54 pm
I shaved off a big ol’ chunk of skin in a mandolin slicer last night, and I could STILL do a better job at this task than they can.
My next trip to the beach will be an I <3 Towel Mike and I <3 Dancing Dror, and I'll only charge $10.00/print.
July 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Those mandolins are out for blood. I bought one and sliced my hand open every fucking time I used it. Even the time I thought to myself “Hey, not blood when cooking this time, sweet” and then cut myself cleaning it.
Hey, mandolins out for blood- I should have covered it in glitter and called it the Twilight Slicer.
July 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm
I read this comment before the one above it and had weird images of your hand being sliced open by one of these, until I got to the cooking part:
July 25, 2011 at 1:59 pm
I’m going to carve a message in my cat’s litter box, take a pic, and sell it on Etsy! It will say, “Box is full”.
July 25, 2011 at 2:02 pm
I just emptied the cats litter box – want some supplies? Only .10 on Etsy
July 25, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Nah, I’ve got 5 cat boxes. I’m gonna make a killing!
July 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm
My cat is getting older and has kidney disease, so he’s decided to poop right outside the litterbox, for the first time in his life. I shall write in the litter “The box is empty. Awaiting your contrib-utions. Why no poo?”
He enjoys a good haiku.
July 25, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Le Sigh. I can’t believe such a magnificent piece of art can possibly be understood by such cretins! This is a photograph of an intentionally abstract representation of how modern society views that which exists only on the planes of imagination. IT STOMPS ON OUR DREAMS. I (heart)
TacosJacob is from the heart, yet those who have no imagination or glittery cupcakery in their lives (poor things), are jealous of those of us who can appreciate the deeper meaning and literally and figuratively walk all over our dreams. This is *gasp* nothing less than a masterpiece!! *sobs uncontrollably with beauty of the art*I weep for the artiste. *sniffling* She is a genius who must be tenderly coddled *sniffling, sniffling* and catered to and supported. It would be an honor for anyone to take over that role! *shufflin, shufflin, shufflin*
Shit! Where the hell is a sarcasm emoticon when I need one????
July 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Except I think she stomped on her own dreams carrying this out in her artistic ability.
July 25, 2011 at 3:24 pm
It’s her art and she’ll stomp it if she wants to!
July 25, 2011 at 7:29 pm
Yeah, she was shufflin’, shufflin a bit too much when she made this “art”
July 25, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Hi, Straight Guy here.
I have a beach at work. I clock out about 11:30.
For the price of a 12 pack (+ deposit) I could probably pee out 20 – 30 letters in time to photograph it by dawn.
Might be a little blurry.
July 25, 2011 at 3:14 pm
To Fiverr with ye!
July 25, 2011 at 6:47 pm
I’d pay you the cost of a 12 pack for this. I’d like the message to read: CLUB FUCKERY 4 LYFE. Do you take Paypal?
July 25, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I don’t have an ocean beach nearby, but I could go write messages in the salt flats!
July 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I might be able to pull off a crop circle.
July 25, 2011 at 6:47 pm
That sounds like a euphemism…
July 25, 2011 at 6:48 pm
I’d let you use my cornfield for this if I had one.
July 25, 2011 at 7:08 pm
Is that a euphemism, too?
July 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm
I was born in the early 70′s, so the Twilight thing is way over my head and not relevant to me, so can you make me one that says “I (HEART) John Taylor”? You don’t know who that is? Just trust me on that one…. OH! Can you make it extra foot-printy?????
UNLESS I’m reading the above photo wrong, and it says “I (HEART) Yakov”. Then that’s ok. I LOVE this country!!
July 25, 2011 at 6:49 pm
I’ll also take a copy of I <3 John Taylor, please.
July 25, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Smell like I sound I’m lost and I’m found
And I’m hungry like the wolf
July 26, 2011 at 10:38 am
Here you go! Didn’t even need leave my desk!
Ahh, the wonders of the internet.
July 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Fat lot Jacob is going to see this. Werewolves HATE being near the Water.
July 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm
I hate that I know this, but Jacob is technically not a werewolf but a shapeshifter and lives quite close to the particular beach this claims to be. Damn house full of teenaged girls!
July 25, 2011 at 4:46 pm
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July 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Yup, you’re the only one out of 96,682 people who read it as such.
July 25, 2011 at 5:20 pm
And the only one who doesn’t read the other posts before adding your 2 cents.
July 25, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Shame jme718 couldn’t have waited until he/she was #100,000. I’m sure Helen would have bestowed a special prize.
July 25, 2011 at 6:56 pm
If that photo response was a person I’d high five it and get it drunk. Good job.
July 25, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Yes but I can right click your photo and hit SAVE for free and then print it my damned self any size I want. Booyah!
July 25, 2011 at 8:41 pm
I thought it was a misspelled MJ memorial – I love Jaco )Jacko).
July 25, 2011 at 9:00 pm
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July 25, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Waaait, am I the only one who didn’t see ‘taco’ in that picture? O.o Guys, this is weird, I’m not thinking about tacos right now. I wonder if I’m getting sick…
July 26, 2011 at 10:08 am
i’d pay $15 for April’s version. same price but you get an artsy ocean shot to complement the smackdown – it’s stirring really.
July 26, 2011 at 11:47 am
agreed, I love it! Minus the “$15?”.
July 26, 2011 at 10:42 am
wouldn’t let me spell it out. apparently there’s a “bad” word in there. hmph.
July 26, 2011 at 1:34 pm
WUV… TWOO WUV
July 27, 2011 at 6:32 pm
“Sand in La Push Washington”= rained-on cat litter behind my trailer.