…and now I know what to make with that leftover skein of yarn I have sitting around…. and I’m accepting donations so I can buy buy a poncho to keep me warm
Is it really necessary for her to raise her head like that? I’m sure I could see the various nuances of that cowl without her straining her dainty cou.
The part that bothers me about that one, is that the collar looks knitted, not crocheted. I obviously have been following Regretsy for too long if that is my only critique…
Mine’s for a company who converts cars into full handicap accessible (ramps, liftgates, etc.) – apparently they thought it looked like a neck brace too.
Oh! I get it. Gay men with that djinn ring wear this so they can look seksay for the men they are attracting, but cover the neck with a thick ruft of wool to keep the vampires from being able to nom on them!
Oh, no, no, NO! I’m just about to go to bed, and there’s no way I’m going to be able to unsee the Cryptkeeper in his net. The worst part is, my overactive imagination is filling in his super-saggy moobs and all. The nightmares are going to be ridiculous!
July 24, 2011 at 4:33 pm
She’s got the thug pose down pat.
July 24, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Larry King wears that thing like a boss.
July 24, 2011 at 4:35 pm
I sat down and decided I wanted to make a poncho/cape style garment for this fall. Turns out knitting is hard so I made this instead.
July 24, 2011 at 4:37 pm
They’re like me and never finish anyth
July 24, 2011 at 8:37 pm
I was thinking the exact same thing. It looks like she decided to knit a sweater and was like, “eh, fuck it.”
July 26, 2011 at 10:38 pm
I bet she has a bunch of single socks as well.
July 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Arrrr this manatee be wearin our net like a poncho.
July 24, 2011 at 4:49 pm
I told you to man the harpoons!
July 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm
…and now I know what to make with that leftover skein of yarn I have sitting around…. and I’m accepting donations so I can buy buy a poncho to keep me warm
July 24, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Probably one of the most stylish goiter supports I’ve ever seen.
And on Larry it’s a chastity belt! It’s multipurpose!
July 24, 2011 at 5:02 pm
It’s the only time I’ve ever seen him looking fuckable.
My God, what’s wrong with me?
July 24, 2011 at 5:05 pm
You aren’t alone. How many times has he been married?
July 24, 2011 at 6:40 pm
I had no idea he was so ripped…
Wait…
Is Towel Mike really Larry King?
July 24, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Wore it best:
July 24, 2011 at 4:38 pm
“though I hadn’t envisioned fishnet to start, this is what it became!”
this is what it became when you
a) ran out of wool?
or
b) could no longer be fucked filling in the gaps?
July 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Looks like a “chinese finger trap” for my junk
July 24, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Your junk must be huge. How you doin? (Joey from friends voice)
July 24, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Are you interested in a career as a snake charmer?
July 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Does it double as a whiplash neck brace?
July 24, 2011 at 10:06 pm
The summer look for your neck brace= beach wear! Multipurpsoe it to catch bait.
July 24, 2011 at 4:40 pm
The way she’s standing she looks trapped by it.
July 24, 2011 at 4:41 pm
For those sensual naked autumn nights when your neck requires a little modesty.
July 24, 2011 at 8:17 pm
For when you’re dating a vampire you’d like to have sex with, but not be bitten by.
July 24, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Y’arrrr!
Looke what we caught in the net, mates! Better throw it back!
July 24, 2011 at 4:44 pm
Macrame is the new hot craft.
July 24, 2011 at 4:46 pm
I would like Towel Mike to become Poncho Mike.
July 24, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Even better… this knitter needs to knit a new towel for Mike.
*brows*
July 24, 2011 at 10:26 pm
OOOOOOOOh yeah, AbbyCat! Love the way you think! The image will color my dreams tonight.
July 24, 2011 at 4:52 pm
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July 24, 2011 at 5:56 pm
You didn’t need to. But clearly you wanted to, right?
July 24, 2011 at 4:58 pm
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July 24, 2011 at 5:04 pm
But this is the Internet! Why let a little thing like not having anything to say stop you?
July 24, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Larry King looks like what happens to old mermaids when they go off and die.
July 24, 2011 at 7:27 pm
Like when they get beached under the hot sun.
July 25, 2011 at 7:02 am
so much for turning into seafoam then…
July 24, 2011 at 5:11 pm
I wonder if she’s related to up-the-nose-pose Grandma with the bow tie.
July 24, 2011 at 5:39 pm
I notice the tip of her nose points off to the right like mine does. And similar lt auburn hair color. Good lord, maybe she’s related to ME.
July 27, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Do you have the 5 o’clock shadow too?
July 24, 2011 at 5:17 pm
The neck brace allows Larry to stand up straight.
July 24, 2011 at 5:32 pm
OH HELL and I would have bought one if it were in black with those littlel glow in the dark spiders on it…shit
July 24, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Hmm, I think I might buy that.
July 24, 2011 at 5:35 pm
Is it really necessary for her to raise her head like that? I’m sure I could see the various nuances of that cowl without her straining her dainty cou.
July 24, 2011 at 5:38 pm
She’s gangsta, yo.
July 24, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Look, another one. This one doesn’t seem to suck. Might have something to do with the model, nicer yarn, color….
However wearing it like a tube top, as the model does in one view? No. That’s a fashion disaster waiting to happen.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/65113078/multicolor-batik-designed-poncho
July 24, 2011 at 5:45 pm
Well, it’s “for those who feel always different”. I like that.
July 24, 2011 at 8:38 pm
I think that will be my new standard answer when people ask, “how are you today?”
“I feel always different, thanks for asking.”
July 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Once again, so differents but so similarity.
July 25, 2011 at 12:46 am
I FEEL ALWAYS DIFFERENT
July 24, 2011 at 7:28 pm
The part that bothers me about that one, is that the collar looks knitted, not crocheted. I obviously have been following Regretsy for too long if that is my only critique…
July 24, 2011 at 8:45 pm
Both collars look knitted to me.
July 24, 2011 at 5:43 pm
The ad at the top of my page thinks I want to dress like Kim Kardashian. Thanks, Regretsy.
July 24, 2011 at 5:48 pm
Mine thinks I need a home security system.
July 24, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Maybe Kim Kardashian plans to steal your clothes and dress herself and me in them.
July 24, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Wait! All my fabric scraps are gone! Curses Kim Kardashian! You thought they were clothes!
July 24, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Video please.
July 24, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Yea the ad at the top wants me to wear club wear too… Now that would really cause peoples eyes to bleed.
July 24, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Fantastic. $9.99 club wear that would make me look like I’m charging $10.00 to bend over in the alley behind the club. Look, it’s a penny.
July 24, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Mine thinks I need to mop my floors. How did they know?
July 25, 2011 at 11:45 am
A Mr.Clean ad? That’s what I got…
I’m thinking there really _is_ a camera in my monitor that lets the internet see me.
July 25, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Mine’s for a company who converts cars into full handicap accessible (ramps, liftgates, etc.) – apparently they thought it looked like a neck brace too.
July 24, 2011 at 5:43 pm
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July 24, 2011 at 5:50 pm
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July 24, 2011 at 6:25 pm
I can foresee a rickroll coming.
July 24, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Never gonna let you down.
July 24, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Click here for “Never gonna run around and desert you.”
July 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm
never gonna make you cry.
July 24, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Never gonna say goodbye
July 24, 2011 at 10:33 pm
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
July 24, 2011 at 5:47 pm
Oh! I get it. Gay men with that djinn ring wear this so they can look seksay for the men they are attracting, but cover the neck with a thick ruft of wool to keep the vampires from being able to nom on them!
July 24, 2011 at 6:17 pm
Your net poncho will pair lovely with some cargo shorts — now you’re ready to work the docks in style!
July 24, 2011 at 6:21 pm
Perfect for those nights when you are very concerned about getting bitten on the neck by Dracula…..
July 24, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Fish Net Cape Poncho Cowl.
At least she didn’t call it a snood.
July 24, 2011 at 6:57 pm
I am going to have to call bullshit on this one, photoshopping was really obvious. Larry King’s chest scars from his surgeries are completely gone.
July 24, 2011 at 9:52 pm
Maybe Larry King is a vampire?
July 24, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Does it come with tassel pasties? I really want to show off my wombynly figure.
July 24, 2011 at 8:48 pm
No tassels, they will only get caught in the web.
July 24, 2011 at 10:35 pm
You could probably link your big nipple rings through the net.
July 24, 2011 at 8:17 pm
You get to show off your goods AND be safe from vampire bites. It’s a win/win situation.
July 24, 2011 at 9:07 pm
Oh, no, no, NO! I’m just about to go to bed, and there’s no way I’m going to be able to unsee the Cryptkeeper in his net. The worst part is, my overactive imagination is filling in his super-saggy moobs and all. The nightmares are going to be ridiculous!
July 24, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Are you aware that Larry King is legendary for his .. ahem.. oral skills?
Might want to jump right to the lunesta if you want any sleep at all
July 25, 2011 at 10:30 am
I am SO glad that I went to bed before you posted this. Jesus! Now I’m imagining zombie cunnilingus! *full-body shuddering*
July 24, 2011 at 9:38 pm
this is only the third time larry king has given me a boner.
July 24, 2011 at 10:29 pm
my baby daddy poses like that in all his jail house polaroids.
July 24, 2011 at 11:10 pm
Looks like an ugly macrame plant holder from the 70′s.
July 25, 2011 at 12:25 am
Well, at least it’s not a skirt…
July 25, 2011 at 8:38 am
I have been searching and searching for this! See, my neck gets extremely cold while the rest of me is only cold in various fishnet patterns! Perfect!
July 25, 2011 at 9:27 am
Mom?
July 25, 2011 at 9:54 pm
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July 26, 2011 at 10:40 pm
See? This is why you need to cut your plastic 6-pack rings… think of the wildlife!
July 31, 2011 at 11:23 am
… as seen on ‘Deadliest Catch’…
August 10, 2011 at 11:20 am
I think that’s my aunt! Seriously.