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Shufflin’ Shufflin’

What better way to announce the opening of the April’s Army Etsy store on Monday than with a dance by The adorable Dancing Dror?

Bronc has used his magical powers of photofuckery to surround your favorite dancing bear with some of the beautiful handmade goods that will be available for purchase starting Monday, July 25 (though we were unable to do anything about the back hair at the :22 mark).

The store will be open for one week, and 100% of the profits will benefit an Etsy seller in need. We’ll announce the recipient of this charity effort on Monday.

In the last three months, the talented men and women in April’s Army have raised over $15,000 for Etsy sellers. By donating their own handmade goods, they have paid rent, restored utilities, provided food and medicine and even helped one Etsy seller get a car.

For a sneak peek of some of the merchandise that will be available, click here.

Bookmark the April’s Army store on Etsy, and check in next week to see what’s up for grabs. You can also follow the team on Facebook!

SHALOM, BITCHES

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224 comments on Shufflin’ Shufflin’

  1. Monique Lula
    July 21, 2011 at 2:54 pm

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    • KatieRow
      July 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm

      i know, right? so much awesomeness in one man. sigh <3.

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      • somebidder
        July 21, 2011 at 4:39 pm

        mmmhmm…so happy I have a bear of my very own! all you silly girls who want those smooth pubescent types – no thank you. more manly man for me!!
        (and Katie, but she has to find her own bear to hug)

        oh, yes, I did. pun for fun.

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        • KatieRow
          July 21, 2011 at 4:45 pm

          but no worries ladies.. there are plenty of bears in the forest.

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        • EyeHeartSpiders
          July 21, 2011 at 5:20 pm

          I like my guys of the less-fuzzy persuasion. I just love this guy ’cause he’s awesome.

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        • kimoutre
          July 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm

          @eyeheartspiders, I agree with you on both counts. A guy doesn’t have to be waxed or shaved for me, but the super hairy ones just make me think of my Dad, whose chest resembles a gray bathmat.

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      • Infidelicacy
        July 21, 2011 at 8:22 pm

        That is bursting at the seams with AWESOME!

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        • fairyberryfizz
          July 21, 2011 at 10:55 pm

          I know! Dancing Dror is adorable. There is just something so cute and hobbitty about him. May the hair on his toes never fall out.

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  2. Monique Lula
    July 21, 2011 at 2:55 pm

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    • OldPhatMC
      July 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm

      There are women who find tractor-print boxers sexy.

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      • avital
        July 21, 2011 at 4:19 pm

        actually, denim capris/cut-offs are really popular with Israeli men. I still haven’t figured out why… I’m just glad my husband (who is Israeli) doesn’t wear them.

        Dror, however, is a sexy beast in anything.
        !אני אוהבת אותך דרור

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        • avital
          July 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm

          Okay, read the previous comment WAY too fast and thought it was referring to the pants. Sorry folks.

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    • aliceblue
      July 21, 2011 at 4:43 pm

      I do not – either take the pants off or pull them up. Droopy drawers is not a good look.

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    • Mz. Wuvs
      July 21, 2011 at 6:36 pm

      Because pants and underwear are not created the same way. You WILL see my drawlz. That’s just the way my clothes fit.

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  3. HaloSoap
    July 21, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    I love it!!

    And I’m donating to the shop next month. I can’t wait for all you bitcheS to see what I have cooked up!

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  4. Bold as Brash Brendamouse
    July 21, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Oh my!

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  5. PinkGeeky
    July 21, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    I just happened to be listening to Johnny Cash’s Cocaine Blues while I was watching this video. Weirdly, it fit wonderfully…I think it made it effing epic, actually.

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  6. angelbuttons77
    July 21, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    OMG! Dror AND Mike shirtless in the same frame!!! DROOOOLLLL!!!!

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    • Cindy-Lou Hoohoo
      July 21, 2011 at 3:26 pm

      The only way this could get better is if Mike was there dancing with Dror.

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      • Limi89
        July 21, 2011 at 3:33 pm

        And they were both wearing towels that may oh-so-conveniently drop.

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        • Badger
          July 21, 2011 at 6:35 pm

          I fully support this statement.

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        • FluffyBunnyTurds
          July 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm

          If that were to happen, I think I’d go into convulsions from the sheer fucktastic level awesomeness!!!

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  7. almostamishagain
    July 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    He’s doing mine in Disney undies. Just sayin’

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    • Dynomoose
      July 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm

      Oooh, you went for the deluxe $10 video!

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    • almostamishagain
      July 21, 2011 at 3:32 pm
      • Dynomoose
        July 21, 2011 at 3:34 pm

        Totally worth the extra $5

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      • blingqueen
        July 21, 2011 at 3:37 pm

        OMG – that is the best thing I’ve seen in…well…ever! The sign and Donald Duck are perfect! Thank you, thank you, thank you

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      • Katy
        July 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm

        Oh sweet Jesus COME TO MAMA!!!

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        • Katy
          July 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm

          I never thought I’d want to lick Donald Duck o.o

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      • OldPhatMC
        July 21, 2011 at 3:44 pm

        Now that’s funny!

        I see why you all like him.

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        • Crease and Resist
          July 21, 2011 at 4:04 pm

          Is it weird to say he reminds me of Toshiro Mifune? I think it’s the complete lack of shame or self-consciousness.

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      • Toilet Trained at Gunpoint
        July 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm

        I love you, you and your generosity. I just love how he loves that we love what he’s doing, and that beautiful white smile.

        Hava nagila, have some tequila, if he spanks himself again, I’m gonna squeal-a.

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        • lilblueheron
          July 21, 2011 at 5:01 pm

          The spanking of himself…oh yeah…oh fucking yeah…

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      • Crease and Resist
        July 21, 2011 at 3:50 pm

        I had it bookmarked before he finished with his zipper.

        “Adrorable” is my new highest compliment.

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      • Zoraboo
        July 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm

        Oh. My. God.

        Thank you. Thank you so much.

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      • Azrael Abyss
        July 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm

        The little lasso move at 0:33 is undoubtedly the best part! :)

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      • Cole Slaw Bear
        July 21, 2011 at 4:26 pm

        OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I love him for doing that. Also I need is boxers POST HASTE (well not the ones he is wearing) for my Husband. Oh, jesus, the man LOVES himself some Donald Duck. that was so worth the $

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      • Badger
        July 21, 2011 at 6:48 pm

        Great minds think alike! I was wondering, after watching the ‘Shuffle’ video how fantastic he’d look dancing to ‘It’s Rainin’ Men’! I didn’t realize that for an extra $5, he’d take off the shorts.

        I wonder if he owns any camo boxers?

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      • RisaRocksIt
        July 21, 2011 at 7:31 pm

        I love that you called them panties. I call my husband’s sexy undies his “boy panties” which always results in a joke debate about how boys don’t have PANTIES they have BOY UNDERWEAR.

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      • terriwells
        July 21, 2011 at 10:58 pm

        Now that’s one version of duckface I don’t mind seeing at all. :-D

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      • Vicious Frock
        July 22, 2011 at 12:24 am

        I had to watch that twice…and then a few more times…

        Thank you for sharing your Disney Dror treat with us!

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      • unseeliepixie
        July 22, 2011 at 12:31 am

        Wow… what do you suppose he’d do for $20?

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    • Kapaibro
      July 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm

      Thank you soooo much for sharing! He is awesome!

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  8. um-duh
    July 21, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    It got magical at 0:27

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    • HaloSoap
      July 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm

      I like how he mouths the words.

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      • SewHomemade
        July 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm

        Definitely one of my favourite parts.

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      • Cindy-Lou Hoohoo
        July 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm

        I like how he does everything.

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        • Vicious Frock
          July 22, 2011 at 12:29 am

          I REALLY liked how he was able to drop trou without falling over, looking awkward, or being goofy about it. I love a man who can take off his clothes gracefully!

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      • EyeHeartSpiders
        July 21, 2011 at 5:23 pm

        I know, it’s the enthusiasm! He looks like he’s having a good time. I think that’s something we can all appreciate.

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    • KittenHugzYo
      July 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm

      Right? That shimmy was inspiring.

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  9. jesselee
    July 21, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Perfect! Love it. Can’t get enough! Need more. Need I say more? Oh, yes. Thank you!

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  10. fingertrap
    July 21, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Just that much closer to a Dancing Dror/Towel Mike sandwich. God Bless Regretsy.

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    • RockMeAmadeus
      July 21, 2011 at 3:55 pm

      God bless Regretsy indeed. Dancing Dror and Towel Mike, they brighten up my day and make me feel there’s still a lot of good in this fucked up world. How can two men who are so differents be so similarity? Hats off to these two amazing men.

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  11. bunnybun
    July 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    I love Dror just a little bit.

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  12. PastiesOfPower
    July 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Fucking genius.

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  13. debx2
    July 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    That is a whole new level of special. Fun, but special.

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  14. Thistimeyouwearthetutu
    July 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    I would marry that man.

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    • mutzali
      July 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm

      I love your name. A favorite punchline in my family is “This time, Captain, you hold the goat and I’ll open the window.”
      Sadly, there is no joke to preface it. Just an orpan punchline.

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      • mutzali
        July 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm

        *orphan* damnit!

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      • WendyJLa
        July 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm

        My favorite joke of all time is, “How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?” Answer, “None! Alligators can’t fly!” It reminds me of your punch line.

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        • Dynomoose
          July 21, 2011 at 3:24 pm

          That is my new favorite joke.

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        • vegetatedstate
          July 21, 2011 at 3:45 pm

          I love it for the nostalgia. My dad’s version goes, “How many boats does it take to build a road? None, elephants can’t fly!”

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        • kimoutre
          July 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm

          I have 2:
          How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to hold the giraffe, and 2 to fill up the bathtub with Jello.

          And from my childhood:
          What’s green and goes slam,slam,slam,slam? A 4-door pickle!

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        • GreenEggsAndAlex
          July 21, 2011 at 10:39 pm

          How many lints does it take to make a fuzzy?

          Depends on how much toothpaste you use

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      • Mrs.Vagoo
        July 21, 2011 at 6:09 pm

        They did that on a radio show around here. They had people call in and give just the punchline to the joke. It was surprisingly funny.

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      • Thistimeyouwearthetutu
        July 21, 2011 at 6:26 pm

        Haha! My second favorite is “Okay, but burlap chafes me so.”

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        • SpyGlassez
          July 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm

          I’m a fan of Pinky and the Brain one-liners:

          “Me and Pippi Longstocking – what would the children look like?”

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        • unseeliepixie
          July 22, 2011 at 12:34 am

          One of my favorite Pinky lines is “I think so Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants in our size?”

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    • Caitsera
      July 21, 2011 at 5:15 pm

      Why don’t you propose to him by paying him to write “Will you marry me, Dror,” on his stomach while he dances for 30 seconds?

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      • Mrs.Vagoo
        July 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm

        I just said to my husband that this would be the best proposal ever. Just shoot the gf/bf the link and let the Dror magic do its thing. A “yes” for sure. And at $5, what a deal!

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      • thebaconfairy
        July 22, 2011 at 11:42 am

        I made the first proposal, way back in the first post.

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  15. kmeghan
    July 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    I kinda want to give him a hug.

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  16. nummymuffincocobutter
    July 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Wow, after experiencing the 110 heat index outside my apartment, I didn’t think today could get any hotter. I WAS WRONG! Yay Dror!

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    • Pizzashoepie
      July 21, 2011 at 7:25 pm

      your avatar makes this comment so much more sleazy/sexy. now all the “i <3 dror" comments are, for some reason, narrated in my head by zap brannigan.

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  17. bebe
    July 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    I love how much fun he’s having.

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    • Badger
      July 21, 2011 at 6:58 pm

      I know. It’s so seldom you see people who enjoy their work any more. But he’s obviously having a blast doing his videos.

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  18. cherriebomb
    July 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    SO EXCITING ON ALL FRONTS

    I just met my “Type a comment in all caps” quota for 2011. Go me!

    Seriously though. Excited. Happy. Not at all remotely turned on. (:22) sorry, Dror – I still think you’re awesome! Back to the grind!

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  19. carnabystreet
    July 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Shuffuh-shufflin, shufflin. Shuffuh-shufflin, shufflin.
    Shuffuh-shufflin, shufflin. Shuffuh-shufflin, shufflin.
    Shuffuh-shufflin, shufflin. Shuffuh-shufflin, shufflin.
    Shuffuh-shufflin, shufflin. Shuffuh-shufflin, shufflin.
    ….
    Shuff… Uh? Sorry, what was that? Oh yeah…. Charity sale. Good!

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  20. bunchofpants
    July 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    He’s bringing back hair back!

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    • carnabystreet
      July 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm

      And all us big fat losers don’t know how to act

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    • idyllhans
      July 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm

      Back hair? There was back hair?
      I was looking… um, lower. ;)

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      • hoocha_hoocha_hoocha_lobster
        July 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm

        I didn’t notice the back hair either. I was hoping his he-capris would fall down.

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  21. berge
    July 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    I love how he is 100% into it. This guy is serious about his dancing. And I respect that.

    Also, Bronc, love your work. Well done, sir.

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  22. navaira
    July 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    I don’t care if it makes me seem a tiny bit weird but I love back hair. Dror just got even hotter in my eyes. *drool*

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  23. Carly
    July 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    I can’t help but wonder. Is there a Mrs. Dror? I’ll volunteer for that position.

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    • OldPhatMC
      July 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm

      Maybe he’s recruiting missionaries.

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      • Crease and Resist
        July 21, 2011 at 3:58 pm

        I’d volunteer, but it’s been so long I’d have to go through the whole confession and communion rigama–

        You know what? I volunteer.

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      • aliceblue
        July 21, 2011 at 4:58 pm

        He wants people for a missionary postion? ;)

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        • Ejia
          July 21, 2011 at 10:09 pm

          I’d certainly go down on my knees and praise the heavens for him.

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  24. snowynora
    July 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    I was whackin’ it pretty hard and then I noticed my vagina cross stitching from last month. I’ve never finished so hard in my life.

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  25. heatherjl
    July 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    Will Dror be available for sale?

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      July 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm

      I’d be happy to rent him.

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  26. JessicaZombie
    July 21, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    I don’t think anything has ever made me as happy as watching a half naked man dance in front of one of my drawings.

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  27. orionova
    July 21, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Dror… or Towel Mike… It’s a tough decision. I guess I’ll just have to take both of them!

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    • Carly
      July 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm

      Hey, don’t hog them both! You have to share with the rest of us!

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    • GoblinQueen
      July 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm

      You need to test drive each of them to decide. Maybe a couple of times each.

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    • Limi89
      July 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm

      And tell us all about it. We can handle gory details. We’re Regretsians.

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    • SteampunkTentacles
      July 21, 2011 at 5:35 pm

      Drorgey?

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      • kimoutre
        July 21, 2011 at 6:21 pm

        And you know he’d be so into it. Towel Mike keeps us at arm’s length, as befits a deity, but Dror throws his everything into his presentations.

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  28. Easily_Distracted
    July 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Totally awesome! I wanted to make something for this month’s shop, but the only thing currently in the running is an autographed photo of me regrouting my bathroom. Perhaps if I were naked or something… then someone would pay just to get it out of the shop as quickly as possible.

    But seriously, if I think of anything already made I will send in my contribution in the next couple of hours. If my hand isn’t falling off from the grout saw.

    Namaste, bitches!

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    • Crease and Resist
      July 21, 2011 at 3:54 pm

      I know a guy remodeling his house who would probably pay good money for a picture of someone else regrouting.

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  29. deitybox
    July 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    If anything can solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, it is this man. And his chest hair.

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  30. peach
    July 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    I have decided when The Rapture happens or what ever the fuck we are calling it now, it’s October right? IF you don’t get the humour of Regretsy, you will be stuck in Pergatory AKA being Nancy Grace’s nanny. The rest of us are gonna be SHUFFLIN’ SHUFFLIN”

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  31. Zoraboo
    July 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    I’m coming out of lurk just to express my sincere love of Dancing Dror. Bless you, sir. May your hair and moves never fail you.

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  32. Xi
    July 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    Today just leveled up after viewing this.

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  33. Caitsera
    July 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    How great would it be to get a marriage proposol painted on this guy’s stomach? I’d be pumped as hell!

    I showed this to my Israeli husband. He just shook his head, but then had to admit his admiration for Dror’s entrepreneurial genius. If my husband starts posting videos of himself on youtube dancing for money, I am blaming regretsy! He’s not nearly hairy enough to compete with the amazing Dror, though.

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  34. blingqueen
    July 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    You are my heir, HK! We even got a “turn around” to enjoy the man-fur on the back:)

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    • blingqueen
      July 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm

      Talk about a typo…HERO

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      • Wile E SongDog
        July 21, 2011 at 6:45 pm

        I thought you’d just made her beneficiary of your Will. Talk about dedication!

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    • HelluoLibrorum
      July 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm

      The turn around was the best…followed by a very intense shimmy! *loves it*

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      • terriwells
        July 21, 2011 at 11:03 pm

        Most. Awesome. Male. Shimmy. Ever. *swoon*

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  35. Somewhat_Nerdy
    July 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    Dancing Dror and Towel Mike at once?

    My life is complete.

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  36. bees
    July 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    i want the positive comments sampler, sooooooooooo bad

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  37. Dynomoose
    July 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    I got my Dror video today. I’m so happy with it that I’m going out of my way to figure out other videos to get from him. He is AWESOME!

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  38. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    July 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    I love Dancing Dror.

    I wish I could get the disabled guy to dance on video. I mean, aside from his “Bacon Dance”.

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  39. teckelcar
    July 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    This is why I love Regretsy

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  40. EroticNeurotic
    July 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    A video from Dror is all I want for my birthday next month, sadly my man wasn’t too thrilled about that :(

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  41. NanaB
    July 21, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    I keep wanting the camera to scroll around and show more of the goodies that will be for sale.

    Old age fucks up your perspective.

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    • OldPhatMC
      July 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm

      Now now, NanaB, you’re not old yet. You didn’t say anything about chest pain or constipation.

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  42. KatieRow
    July 21, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    he has shimmied his way into my heart

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  43. Ree
    July 21, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    Dror makes me happy.

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  44. Ihavenoidea
    July 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    Ah, I made something in there! I am so excited. This video made my day even before I saw that. God I love Regretsy.

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    • Ihavenoidea
      July 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm

      And by God, I meant Towel Mike. All Hail Towel Mike!

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  45. Cranly
    July 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    Charity, Regretsy and dancing bear-men, my three favourite things. Oh, I see Mike there too, can this be Heaven ? Please, let Heaven be a little bit like this.

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  46. HelloKnitty
    July 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  47. I happened to Baby Jane
    July 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Thank you Bronc for NOT retouching the back hair. I love the cuddliness!

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  48. crowey
    July 21, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Love the ending. Dror is such a legend!

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  49. ButtonBonkers
    July 21, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    I love him! Would you think really bad of me, if I admitted that I have been checking up on him everyday since you first made me aware of his gloriousness?

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  50. Da Goddess
    July 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • not lurkin anymore
      July 21, 2011 at 3:56 pm

      I don’t know… I’ve seen guys with their pants down around their thighs… how do you walk like that? This videos just looks like the pants slipped down as he was dancing… and that’s okay with me ;)

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      • Crease and Resist
        July 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm

        I keep hoping they’ll finish falling, and that makes it okay.

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      • Mrs.Vagoo
        July 21, 2011 at 6:20 pm

        I saw some guys at the gas station doing the saggy pants thing with skinny jeans. I don’t know what look they were going for but I doubt “bought my jeans at baby gap” was it. I’ll take jorts or jams or whatever Dror’s drawers are over that any day.

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  51. mrjeany
    July 21, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    Oh man. I am so torn. On the one hand, I want this to go viral so Dror can make a million bucks out of dancing in his pants. But on the other hand, I want it to be kept quiet so my friend who likes hairy men will be completely surprised when she gets her personal clip for her birthday.

    I have never – never! – purchased anything so quickly after first casting eyes on it on the internet.

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  52. Crease and Resist
    July 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    I can’t stop giggling. I’d settle for having half as much fun as he’s having and count myself lucky.

    Hair-haters, you’re missing half the fun: that’s part of what makes him himself instead of any old random shirtless guy. Wishing for a less-hirsute Dror is like ordering ice water neat and a cheeseburger, hold the cheese. (The other part is his smile. Everything but the fur and the smile is visual interpolation as your brain attempts to gloss the shakin’, shufflin’, shimmyin’ Cheshire-Chester awesomeness into something less reality-bending.)

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    • notcrafty
      July 21, 2011 at 4:25 pm

      I dub this “The Hirsute Shuffle”

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      • Crease and Resist
        July 21, 2011 at 5:37 pm

        “Mizrahi didn’t think it would work but his friend convinced him to give it a go. He did, although he refused to shave his chest hair as his friend suggested because ‘I told him that my chest hair is my power and no way I’m letting it go.’” (from http://dailydot.com/news/get-your-dance/)

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        • Cranly
          July 21, 2011 at 7:07 pm

          He’s like Samson, only way stronger and I bet a lot sexier.

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    • BetaWolf
      July 21, 2011 at 10:03 pm

      Kind of refreshing after all the hairless boy-men so common in public media these days.

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    • Vicious Frock
      July 22, 2011 at 12:38 am

      Preach it!

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  53. lollipopfiend
    July 21, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    So, since there’s a pic of Mike in there, does that mean he’ll be for sale too? PLEASE GOD LET IT BE SO.

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  54. littlewidget
    July 21, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    He wouldn’t be a dancing bear without the back hair! Love his enthusiasm. You totally got your money’s worth…

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  55. awisha
    July 21, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    Towel Mike is hanging on the wall, therefore HE will be for sale…

    My husband isn’t going to be too happy about another guy coming to live with us :D

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  56. Nopers
    July 21, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    I’m falling in love with this guy a little more every video of him I see. Could we get him to dance in a towel next time?? So we could have a whole men-in-towels theme going here?

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  57. regretmenot
    July 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    “Me want snu snu..out me way!”

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  58. marikoWTF
    July 21, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    The only thing I said during the entire video was “YES. YES YES YES YES YES.”
    then I noticed the towel mike and my head exploded.

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  59. KatieRow
    July 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm
  60. Francine
    July 21, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Just checked on Dancing Dror – he’s got over 150 orders in queue and a wait time of 21 days! Good for Dror! Sad for us fat losers who wanted to get a video NOW!

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    • momothebat
      July 21, 2011 at 4:25 pm

      This will be the longest 21 days of my life.

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    • Cole Slaw Bear
      July 21, 2011 at 4:31 pm

      that right there is amazing. $750 bucks just for a message and a dance. Pretty brilliant.!!

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    • infidelicity
      July 21, 2011 at 4:47 pm

      I can honestly say that I feel brilliantly happy for this guy. I’m not quite sure why. It’s not like I know him, or even know anything about him. But, I’ve had a shitty day at work and shitty time with the boyfriend’s issues today … But watching this dude dance brings a grin to my face.

      I hope he rides his viral wave for all it’s worth.

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      • Dynomoose
        July 21, 2011 at 5:16 pm

        He’s so nice. He told me that he’s planning on losing some weight. All of these orders should save him gym membership fees!

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        • Crease and Resist
          July 21, 2011 at 5:47 pm

          I think we can keep him in aerobic exercise for a while.

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        • memsaab
          July 21, 2011 at 5:47 pm

          Nooo, he needs to lose NO WEIGHT. He is fine the way he is. I would have his children, and I’ve only said that about maybe three other men (Colin Firth, Jon Stewart, Gerard Depardieu).

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        • rubyknits
          July 21, 2011 at 8:40 pm

          memsaab, I totally agree! BTW, you have great taste in men!

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  61. Horsetuna
    July 21, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    I suddenly want to do a female version of Dror. Maybe belly dancing music?

    *ponders this as a new source of income…*

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    • dreamerkins
      July 21, 2011 at 8:25 pm

      lol. i volunteered to do the same earlier. if only I hadn’t already forgotten all of the moves from my belly dance class…

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      • dreamerkins
        July 21, 2011 at 8:26 pm

        how’d my avatar thingy get so mean looking? time to add something better. eep.

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  62. Gaybriel
    July 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Oh my god I love this guy! He is fucking cute as.

    All hail Dancing Dror!

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    • Gaybriel
      July 21, 2011 at 4:36 pm

      Oh, and that shimmy? Perfection!

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      • MarchHare
        July 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm

        I just said that out loud….I said that’s what shimmies miss out on…hairy shoulders!

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  63. mandizzl howizzl
    July 21, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    Not hatin’… but I swear it looks like he is wearing a Kevlar vest made purely out of hair.

    Sweet Jesus his moves are fabulous.

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  64. happy penguins
    July 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    He is fiiine.

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  65. Dynomoose
    July 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    • Crease and Resist
      July 21, 2011 at 5:01 pm

      Squee!

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    • Toilet Trained at Gunpoint
      July 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm

      Thank you!

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    • giraffosaurus
      July 21, 2011 at 7:05 pm

      I was definitely going to look to see if this exists. You saved me the trouble. And for that, I love you. But not as much as Dror. Or Towel Mike. Of course.

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  66. crazicat73
    July 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    awesome

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  67. lemon_bombs
    July 21, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    Dror and Bronc rock me like a rockin’ thing. woof!

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  68. scarafied
    July 21, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    A fucktastical gift from my friend:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg14K0f6lMI

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  69. blingqueen
    July 21, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    Wonder how much the entire song would be….. Hmmmm….

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  70. Rad Bromance
    July 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    I think I love Dror now.

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  71. HeyNow
    July 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    Anyone taking bets on when this guy will end up on the Today Show?

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    • Dynomoose
      July 21, 2011 at 8:07 pm

      I’m trying to figure out how to get him on Conan.

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      • dreamerkins
        July 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm

        ooo… dancing dror, and conan! now, if we can get conan in his jeggingsinterviewing dancing dror and towel mike, you’d have a show for pay per view!

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        • Dynomoose
          July 21, 2011 at 9:27 pm

          I doubt he could personally appear on Conan. He’s a full time student and lives in Jerusalem. Heck, he may still be in the army. But to get some of his videos on Conan? That would be perfect!

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  72. randomwhirlwind
    July 21, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    So… is the framed picture of Towel Mike for sale?

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  73. awisha
    July 21, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    They should put Mikes TOWEL up for sale.

    Unwashed of course :D

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  74. CJBella
    July 21, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    Too awesome for words! He made my day. I think I am going to do one.

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  75. thecreightonberyl
    July 21, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    I’d roll myself in Rogaine if I thought I could get a reaction from the Ladies like Dror gets! Of course, being 25 years younger, 75 pounds lighter, and able to dance might help too.

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  76. ButchPansy
    July 21, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    Back hair: it’s a feature, not a bug!

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    • Holden Back
      July 21, 2011 at 10:21 pm

      It’a fetish, and no bugs, please.

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  77. chix_nuggets_r_all_lips_and_aholes
    July 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    A white man’s overbite, a shimmy and some MC Hammer-esque moves all in 30 seconds. So much awesome!

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  78. Ejia
    July 21, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    Oh god. TAKE ME NOW SEXY DANCING MAN

    I would also like to see the Regretsy posts those items up there were from, as my search-fu is weak.

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  79. quantuminsanity
    July 21, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  80. Caitsera
    July 21, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Wait, is this video 32 seconds! You got a bonus 2 seconds for free!!!!

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  81. frankie83
    July 21, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    OMG my pregnancy hormones are on OVERLOAD RIGHT NOW. My hubby won’t know what hit him when he gets back in town tomorrow night.
    I <3 Dror.

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  82. rubyknits
    July 21, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    I love his smile and his shimmy! Thanks to everyone for posting their videos of Dror as well, they’ve really made a difficult day end well. :)

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  83. regretmenot
    July 21, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    I just banged my hubby….huzah!

    thank you sexy inspo

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  84. DamagedEclectic
    July 21, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    Okay, I realize this is off topic since it has very little to do with hairy men and their dance moves, but I need to get this out there.

    I was feeling whimcycle, so I made this happen in my autistic ability.

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    • Dynomoose
      July 21, 2011 at 9:28 pm

      Wow! It’s like a reverse trike. Brilliant! You must post video of yourself riding this marvelous frankenbike!

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      • DamagedEclectic
        July 21, 2011 at 9:46 pm

        I get the feeling I should just have my boytoy riding it, shirtless.

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  85. dementeddes
    July 21, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    I went on a search, found this song and annoy the hell out of my neighbors who feel they need to always talk on the phone really loud.

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  86. heatherjl
    July 21, 2011 at 11:13 pm

    I keep thinking thinking Dror needs to go with me to Zumba! Talk about a fun class!

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  87. jvidaur
    July 22, 2011 at 12:39 am

    I’ll probably be alone on this one but- Towel Mike’s got nothing on Dror. The hair. The twirl. The shimmy. The hair. Omg.

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  88. gipperakh
    July 22, 2011 at 4:09 am

    Im thinking I’ll probably order a video from Dror to help me profess my love to this guy…think he’ll dig it? What shall I have his tummy say?

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    • Katy
      July 22, 2011 at 6:05 am

      “Take me now, Dror”

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      • gipperakh
        July 22, 2011 at 6:55 am

        lol I didn’t mean TO Dror, just some guy Ive been in love with for a few years lol

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  89. jeninmaine
    July 22, 2011 at 7:52 am

    I hope Dancing Dror makes a bajamillion dollars. I just ordered a birthday dance for my husband. He asked if I wanted to pay an additional $5 for Disney underwear and I told him maybe for Christmas. :D

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  90. terriwells
    July 22, 2011 at 9:13 am

    There’s such a long line of people who want videos from him that I’m hesitant to place an order (and make someone else who wants/needs it more wait longer)…but does anyone else think Dror would look awesome dancing to Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way”?

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    • Margo Leadbetter
      July 22, 2011 at 1:17 pm

      I could ask for this! My order doesn’t come through for a month so I could change it to that. Although I would prefer to go for the original Madonna Express Yourself.

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  91. Margo Leadbetter
    July 22, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Dancing Dror I love the joy you bring. I’ve not only ordered but come out of lurkage just for you. Even Towel Mike didn’t do that. And Towel Mike is well…. This site has gone from making me laugh HARD every day to doing that and also being a source of moist.

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  92. zmbiekillah4lyfe
    July 22, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    I was having a Friday that was trying to behave like a Monday, until I watched that. Made my friggin’ day! And the shimmy… Oh the shimmy.. Lol!

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  93. katatak
    July 23, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    I hope he gets so much tail for this

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