Yarn Harlot
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July 19, 2011 at 9:59 am
I think if she turns her head the other way, she could pick up the transmissions from the mother ship.
July 19, 2011 at 10:41 am
Wanna be the captain of the Enterprise
Wanna be the king of the Zulus
Let’s meet and have a baby now!
July 19, 2011 at 12:45 pm
Wanna be the daughter of Dracula
Wanna be the son of Frankenstein
Let`s meet and have a baby now!
July 19, 2011 at 5:09 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A38MSZP2Aiw
Dracula’s Daughter is in fact the worst song ever written.
July 19, 2011 at 10:50 am
Be nice, if we didn’t keep that tied on she could hurt herself chewing on her stitches.
July 19, 2011 at 2:53 pm
And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That’s the way we do things, lad, we’re making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
‘Cause if we find we’re in a bind we just make some shit up
July 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm
For $128 it should come with the mother ship!
July 19, 2011 at 10:01 am
Well, at least Amy Winehouse is looking better these days…
July 19, 2011 at 10:31 am
She’s been getting some sun.
July 19, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Looks like a Regretsy Math of Amy Winehouse looks with Ke$ha wardrobe.
July 19, 2011 at 10:02 am
forget the vest, what the holy fuck is she wearing on her head?!?!
July 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
Exactly my question.
July 19, 2011 at 10:20 am
Pillows…..to keep the voices out duh!
July 19, 2011 at 10:31 am
The Disco Cone of Shame.
July 19, 2011 at 10:58 am
It’s a disco educational ass pillow.
July 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm
I was like, woah, that sphincter really DOES open wide…
July 19, 2011 at 6:54 pm
…Goatse?
July 19, 2011 at 11:01 am
It’s a classy airbag to go with the safety vest. Doy.
July 19, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Sequin rhoid cushion, they’re all the rage in the village. I mean the village of the dammned of course
July 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Looks like one of those neck pillows, only covered in chainmail.
July 19, 2011 at 2:03 pm
I dunno, but she reminds me of The Queen from Lexx. Seriously creepy.
July 19, 2011 at 10:04 am
A free size? Will it still be free if its for my smell?
July 19, 2011 at 10:04 am
That’s also really hideous craftsmanship. Craftswomanship? Craftsmothership?
July 19, 2011 at 10:16 am
yes but the pose, makeup and…neck brace all distract from that. Maybe her business plan is to dazzle the buyer so they don’t realize what they’re getting.
July 19, 2011 at 10:24 am
Ugh, no kidding, i can’t get over all the ends sticking out, the fact that she has the wrong side out, or the fact that she’s asking $128 for this piece of crap that likely took about 20 minutes to make with that needle size!
Apparently I’m quite missing the market by taking the time to make things that are nice and asking reasonable prices for them …
July 19, 2011 at 2:55 pm
I have the sudden urge to take all of my scrap yarn and knit it together. I don’t know what I’m going to make, but I’ll charge $200 for it.
July 19, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Unless your scraps are bulky weight neon acrylic, it would doubtless be better than this. Especially if you know how to run ends in.
July 19, 2011 at 10:09 am
I think she has the buttsex educational pillow on her head…
July 19, 2011 at 10:13 am
I think it’s a sparkle vagina, or ‘spargina’ if you’re looking to buy one.
July 19, 2011 at 10:19 am
I’m afraid to actually enter that search term on etsy
July 19, 2011 at 10:32 am
Yes! It’s a spargina snood! For when you *really* need that vajazzled look on your face!
July 19, 2011 at 11:10 am
Yup. Reminded me of the Snood Lady, too. Perhaps her daughter?
July 19, 2011 at 1:02 pm
So the look on her face is…what? “I’m being born!”???
July 20, 2011 at 8:55 am
Vagarkle?
July 19, 2011 at 10:09 am
I’m pretty sure my cat threw up something similar to this last week.
July 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
No.
July 19, 2011 at 10:24 am
Am I the only one who thinks this is a loop weaved potholder gone awry?
July 19, 2011 at 10:26 am
Is she aiming for Jane Austin Meets futuristic space suit? No thank you, that is not the future I want to go to.
July 19, 2011 at 10:35 am
LSD’s a hell of a drug…
July 19, 2011 at 10:44 am
When I saw the title Yarn Harlot, I was hoping for the wit and wisdom of Stephanie Pearl-McPhee. Instead I had to gouge out my eyeballs. Poo
July 19, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Yes, do not taunt happy Yarn Harlot…
July 20, 2011 at 8:56 am
I love the Happy Fun Ball reference!
July 19, 2011 at 10:49 am
Ok its craftards like this that give crochet and yarn crafts a bad name. Crochet can be very sexy if done right…this is not right, in all sense of the meaning.
July 19, 2011 at 10:50 am
ok correction, that is actually knit,just badly done.
July 19, 2011 at 10:50 am
With the power to perfect any season!
July 19, 2011 at 4:32 pm
That’s worth the price of admission right there!
July 19, 2011 at 10:50 am
Vampira on E
July 19, 2011 at 11:07 am
Finland
July 19, 2011 at 11:17 am
What. The. Fuck.
I’ve seen a lot of horrible things here, but this is definitely high on the list.
July 19, 2011 at 11:58 am
From head to toe, it’s all terribly hideous. But somehow it works for her.
July 19, 2011 at 12:08 pm
The douche circus is all here in this package. Neon, spandex, a silver Elizabethan collar…and one HELL of a clown!
July 19, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Looks like someone got a Knifty Knitter for their birthday!
July 19, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Looks like the photo was shot in someone’s basement dungeon. Is there a milk carton out there with her picture on it?
July 19, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Isn’t it too soon for the really BAD Lady Gaga impersonators to start making rounds?
July 19, 2011 at 2:33 pm
aww it was nice of her owner to bedazzle her chew cone like that. Especially after she ripped all those holes in Grandmas afghan…
July 19, 2011 at 2:37 pm
I blame American Apparel, for the pose, the shitty photography, and the tights. I’m not sure who to blame for the headpiece and “vest.”
July 19, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Perfect for any season as long as you are into wearing your grandmother’s afghans with armholes!
July 19, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Only if Grandma smoked crack.
July 19, 2011 at 4:47 pm
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July 19, 2011 at 6:38 pm
If Lady Gaga and Amy Winehouse spawned a being this would be it.
July 19, 2011 at 8:50 pm
“Well, it started out to be a blanket, then it was going to be a poncho, then I just gave up on it. But look at how much skin you can see!”
July 19, 2011 at 9:40 pm
NO ONE’S looks are ever improved by chartreuse-glitter eye shadow, and yet…I can’t imagine any other kind with this outfit.
July 20, 2011 at 2:53 am
MAGENTA! Get that horrid potholder vest off and go back to Transylvania!
July 20, 2011 at 6:13 am
“A Yondule and his Dologmars are soon parted”
July 20, 2011 at 7:33 am
why does she have two fish covered with sequins tied to her head? why? WHY!?
July 20, 2011 at 6:46 pm
LMAO my husband took one look at this and said, “it looks like Cher threw up on her.” I love that man.
July 20, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Well fuck! If this seller can take $3 of yarn and 15 minutes of drunk knitting and market it for $128, I’m obviously doing something wrong!