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July 19, 2011 at 9:57 am
Wait wait, what’s for sale in this pic? Is soap a euphemism?
July 19, 2011 at 9:57 am
Now, this makes me think that perhaps we need Mike to model for the April’s Army store to sell the stuff.
July 19, 2011 at 11:05 am
Alternately, they could sell high-res prints of him.
July 20, 2011 at 2:58 am
or the towel.
best to auction that one off.
July 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
perfect for soaping up your crab’s ladder
July 19, 2011 at 10:03 am
Who knew Towel Mike uses this sh*t?
I was really hoping he’s an ‘Old Spice’ type of guy
July 19, 2011 at 11:57 am
Mike…in the shower…on a boat…on a horse.
Thank you for that mental image. My day is made.
July 19, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Mmmmmmm….Mike…..
July 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm
don’t you DARE insult Mike in this way! His happy trail is NOT that scraggly, dammit!!!
July 19, 2011 at 10:03 am
For some reason that one solitary patch of hair that’s been soaped upwards skeeves me out. Towel Mike is MUCH MUCH sexier.
July 19, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Agree. Found myself unconsciously reaching for a comb to fix it.
July 19, 2011 at 3:25 pm
What bothered me was that they waxed everything else and left that hefty happy trail-WTF?
July 19, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Agreed, and in regards to kimoutre’s comment it’s not even so much that the happy trail was all that was left it’s the fact that it’s so dark and so blatantly obvious that it’s there it’s just lookin gross and sloppy.
July 19, 2011 at 10:05 am
I will buy this soap. Subliminally, anyway.
July 19, 2011 at 10:11 am
I’ll buy this soap, but only if it really does contain the magical hair growth properties as seen in this photo. I’ve been working on a bunny trail like that for years.
July 19, 2011 at 10:17 am
I’ll take two.
July 19, 2011 at 3:26 pm
So, you like double teaming yourself in the shower?
July 19, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Who doesn’t?
July 19, 2011 at 10:28 am
I’m a Cancer. Does this mean this soap isn’t right for me? ;_;
July 19, 2011 at 2:46 pm
I’m a Sagittarius. Sign me up for a couple.
July 19, 2011 at 10:32 am
Stick with the sexy photos and skip the bullshit description, you’ll sell more soap.
July 19, 2011 at 10:39 am
I’m glad no vegans were harmed in the making of this soap.
July 19, 2011 at 12:36 pm
There’s not enough fat on them to make a bar of soap.
July 19, 2011 at 12:38 pm
bah dah BING!
July 20, 2011 at 11:54 am
I’m highly disappointed no vegans were harmed in the making of this soap. I don’t want vegan friendly soap. I want vegan soap made from 100% all natural vegans. It should be organic too.
July 19, 2011 at 10:44 am
So he carefully shaves everything except the treasure trail?
July 19, 2011 at 12:46 pm
I’m thinking it might be a merkin.
July 19, 2011 at 11:08 am
Is cinnamon oil really something that should be used around sensitive parts?
July 19, 2011 at 11:18 am
no
July 19, 2011 at 11:57 am
oh hell no
July 19, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Big red chewing gum gives me canker sores in my mouth….not puttin it any lower
July 19, 2011 at 11:09 am
The Church of Towel Mike has declared all comments praising this model to be blasphemy. Your punishment shall be to write 200 e-mails to Towel Mike kindly requesting he remove the towel so we may all bask in His eternal glory. Amen.
July 19, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Or lower those lounge pants. Hallelujah!
July 19, 2011 at 11:29 am
I think this listing of hers is perfect for all Regretsians. It is “Dionysus, God of Wine, handmade Cabernet cold process soap – Balsam Fir, Cedar, Pine, and Benzoin (vegan, all natural)”
It’s made with WINE, people!
Oh, and at the end of the bullshit description, it says this: “A portion of the proceeds of this and all Sacred Suds’ listings will be donated to the American Cancer Society through Etsy Project Embrace (Team EPE).”
July 19, 2011 at 11:31 am
Dammit! I cannot figure out sizes. Sorry it’s huge.
On a related note: Could someone please tell me what size I should be making these pictures? The preview shows them tiny and they end up like this.
July 19, 2011 at 11:59 am
If you can, check the dpi. If it is over 100, you need to make the image no wider than maybe 600 pixels, or about 5 or six inches.
July 19, 2011 at 2:44 pm
“Sorry it’s huge.”
That’s what he said?
July 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm
He should never have to say that!
July 19, 2011 at 9:26 pm
That soap looks delicious, but also makes me itch. What a dichotomy.
July 19, 2011 at 11:42 am
Why, I don’t mind if I do!
July 19, 2011 at 12:21 pm
That pic would get like 642397869237865 notes on Tumblr, not even lying.
July 19, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Honey, you left hair on the soap again! Oh never mind, just get in bed…
July 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I love how they make creating scented grease bars sound like an alchemical recipe they inherited from their crazy Italian forefathers.
Can anyone illuminate me as to how cinnamon is connected to fire and transformation? My forefathers were Polish.
July 19, 2011 at 3:15 pm
Sorry what?
*hands over $6*
July 19, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Hopefully when your soap comes there aren’t any hairs stuck on it…
July 19, 2011 at 5:02 pm
I’m not complaining…
July 19, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Could be worse… Fire could be a euphemism for the male equivalent of Chestfully Clean…
“Suds and Spooge”? Get clean while getting dirty…
July 19, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Smelling like a Cinnabon store would, I suppose, have its advantages.
July 19, 2011 at 9:28 pm
Not necessarily. We have an “officially licensed” Cinnabon candle that we don’t use because when it’s burning, it smells like antifreeze when it spews all over a hot engine.