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July 19, 2011 at 10:02 am
What vein-y feet you have Silver Riding Hood.
July 19, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Look at her arms. Some serious anorexia going on here.
July 19, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Agreed. Her left upper arm is really really scary. Someone needs an intervention.
July 19, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Or some serious shooting up
July 19, 2011 at 9:28 pm
That’s “his” arms.
Yup, that’s a “him”.
July 20, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Regardless of gender, he/she/it looks dead. Look at that facial expression. I think it may be time to send it to the morgue. Maybe that thing it is wearing is a space age body bag.
July 19, 2011 at 8:23 pm
omg that was the first thing i noticed too!! yeeesh.
July 19, 2011 at 10:02 am
Her foot is creeping me out a little. To the point that it’s distracting me from Gimp Man. D:
July 19, 2011 at 10:04 am
What makes you think anyone in this photo is female?
July 19, 2011 at 10:24 am
AWWWWWWWWWWW goddammit thank you. I’m going to go watch Hedwig and the Angry Inch just to scrub that realization out of my brain. ::shudders::
July 19, 2011 at 10:46 am
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July 19, 2011 at 1:07 pm
They’re out there. For years I went to a daycare run by a chick who looked a lot like Alice Cooper.
In all seriousness, I thought the one in the shiny hooded thing was some weird Photoshop Frankenstein of Justin Bieber and every member of the New York Dolls.
July 19, 2011 at 1:35 pm
You need to leave the house more often…
July 19, 2011 at 2:02 pm
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July 19, 2011 at 11:30 pm
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July 19, 2011 at 10:02 am
Does the buff slave man come with the ugly shiny romper?
July 19, 2011 at 10:20 am
Only when he’s told he can.
July 19, 2011 at 2:15 pm
You know, I don’t remember seeing that in any 1960′s Space Age movies or whatever, but I wasn’t there when this was current. Was it really a metallic dominatrix/comfy soft-boxered gimp scene?
July 19, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Only one?
July 19, 2011 at 5:18 pm
Only one gimp, or only one dominatrix?
July 19, 2011 at 10:03 am
Jamie Lee Curtis, it that you?
July 19, 2011 at 10:11 am
She saved all the tops from Activia yogurts and made this dashing little foil number.
July 19, 2011 at 8:48 pm
Well that’s not surprising because this certainly moves my bowels…
July 19, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Nope, she has much better tatas.
July 19, 2011 at 10:08 am
It’s not Jamie Lee Curtis. It’s Sigourney Weaver’s little brother.
July 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
Look, she found Towel Mike! Is he hiding his face from us, or from that romper?
July 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
Except, of course, he’s Boxer Mike here.
July 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm
The good news is we finally got him to take off the towel….
July 19, 2011 at 10:20 am
I’m not quite sure what I’m supposed to notice first in this picture, but I’m guessing it’s not that foot covered in varicose veins.
July 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
If you’re going to use sex to sell something, there should probably be something actually sexy in your photo.
July 19, 2011 at 4:50 pm
There is, but he has a bag on his head.
July 19, 2011 at 10:35 am
July 19, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Sexier by far than anything pictured above. I have a huge straight-girl crush on Kari Byron, though, so I might be just a wee tiny bit biased.
July 19, 2011 at 3:24 pm
I’ll take ten.
Whatever it is.
July 19, 2011 at 10:35 am
the “lady’s” body bears a striking resemblance to crack addicts near my art studio and I don’t think the cyan overtone is helping here.
July 19, 2011 at 10:37 am
One week for customary designs? How long for a custom order?
July 19, 2011 at 10:40 am
As a Libra, I’m offended.
July 19, 2011 at 10:49 am
It’s like David Bowie’s and Jamie Lee Curtis’s tranny love child.
July 19, 2011 at 10:49 am
Whoops, replied in the wrong place…must have been the Libra bond calling out to me.
July 19, 2011 at 11:22 am
Agreed… however I’m undecided on what to do about it.
July 19, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Seconded with gusto!
July 19, 2011 at 10:48 am
This is Kristen Stewart’s twin brother. The one her family doesn’t talk about.
July 19, 2011 at 10:49 am
Maybe it’s the angle, but the Budget Gimp’s nipples appear to be pointing in different directions.
July 19, 2011 at 12:26 pm
He has a lazy nipple, and he’d appreciate it if you didn’t draw attention to his disabilities, thank you very much!
July 19, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Unless you want to do that. Be sure and tell him how disgusting his filthy, filthy nipples are.
July 20, 2011 at 9:42 am
I’ve always referred to that as “Marty Feldman Nipple Syndrome.”
July 19, 2011 at 10:55 am
Aww, this is for the future-romper?
But I wanted the gimp mask!
July 19, 2011 at 11:01 am
what’s wrong with Man Candy’s nipples? They’re cross eyed looking
July 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
Is it just me or does it look like she’s having a stroke? Or am I just having a stroke?
July 20, 2011 at 2:57 am
I was thinking the same thing. I am concerned for her (or his) physical as well as mental stability. O.o
July 19, 2011 at 11:23 am
Looks like a grown up Justin Bieber
July 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm
I was thinking a Bieber on sleeping pills. Has that he/she look and the the hair.
July 19, 2011 at 11:59 am
Yeahhhh. That’s a man.
July 19, 2011 at 12:11 pm
I had wondered what happened to the emergency blankets I had in the truck.
July 19, 2011 at 12:27 pm
ABBA Revival!!
July 19, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Did anyone else notice that the “large” is a size 7/8? Even couture doesn’t run that small…
July 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm
I think this is meth addict couture. By those standards 7/8 is a fatty. That probably puts me at morbidly obese.
July 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Does anyone else notice that her face/head is slightly ASKEW?
July 19, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Askew? That’s just downright genetic fuckery at its finest.
July 19, 2011 at 2:44 pm
That’s a dude in the silver suit.
July 19, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Normally, I am just a sad little lurker.
But, I know the model.
While I’m not coming to her defense, I would like to clear-up a misconception about her.
She is totally Not a “Tranny” nor a “Crack Addict”.
And yes she does look a little like a Jamie Lee Curtis, But She’s hot so that’s not really a criticism.
let us remember, we’re here about the silver lame` jumpsuit! it’s, it’s, so silvery and jumpery….
p.s. I’m a “tranny” and fucking proud of it..
July 19, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Models have often been targeted just as much as the products they model – it’s not often cool, but I have to say, your statement about why we’re here has historically proven unbelievably untrue.
July 19, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Inspired by “space age trend?” More like inspired by Jiffy-Pop.
July 19, 2011 at 3:49 pm
She’s not a tranny, just kind of androqynous – and the photos in this auction don’t do her any favors. That jumper, however is atrocious. It doesn’t even look like the fabric has been hemmed.
July 19, 2011 at 7:18 pm
I see nothing “customary” about this design. Or any conceivable variations on it.
Unless it’s the customary clothing of the martians that took on Santa Claus in that one terrible 60s flick.
July 19, 2011 at 8:46 pm
It was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Stop”.
July 19, 2011 at 8:47 pm
That was meant to be a reply to inmediasres. I hate being new.
July 19, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Lux Interior dressed as a Baked Potato.
July 20, 2011 at 6:25 am
“Now molded with ‘OdorBlock’ technology!”
July 20, 2011 at 2:06 pm
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July 21, 2011 at 8:39 am
Fabulous job with the transphobia, guys.
July 25, 2011 at 5:42 pm
…What exactly is going on here?