37 comments on Bunny Ranch

  1. gitemstevedave
    July 19, 2011 at 10:00 am

    come fox,
    some rabbit,
    some faux,
    some mink?

    Is this a really bad Dr. Seuss book?

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    • stayloose
      July 19, 2011 at 9:22 pm

      “awesome with skinny legs”

      Dr. Seuss made more sense.

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  2. hookinggeek
    July 19, 2011 at 10:07 am

    Wait, it’s vintage Rachel Zoe but this chick made it?

    I mean – the “hot” chick in the picture’s ugly “crafting” friend.

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    • bondfool
      July 19, 2011 at 10:28 am

      Can it really be “vintage” if the designer in question is 39?

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  3. billm75
    July 19, 2011 at 10:08 am

    And yet, they somehow neglected to mention the denim beaver.

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    • Bitcheslovecrafts
      July 19, 2011 at 12:31 pm

      That beaver is probably under age too…. or maybe I’m old

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  4. DeadliestSnatch
    July 19, 2011 at 10:10 am

    “Vintage fur” = roadkill

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  5. billm75
    July 19, 2011 at 10:10 am

    They neglected to list the denim-clad beaver as one of the animals….amateurs.

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  6. Elysapeth
    July 19, 2011 at 10:19 am

    I love to wear mangled pelts some nut job on etsy made with my misspelled $500+ pumps

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  7. Dyoni
    July 19, 2011 at 10:20 am

    omg, dead animals are like so totally cute!!!

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  8. nummymuffincocobutter
    July 19, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Thank goodness I now have a way to stay “so warm and uber ready for winter” while walking around topless wearing only Daisy Dukes!

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  9. Corianne
    July 19, 2011 at 10:25 am

    For some reason what kills me is that this picture was taken in the middle of suburbia. I’m imagining all the neighbor kids fighting for a turn to look through a knothole in the fence during this photoshoot.

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    • HelluoLibrorum
      July 19, 2011 at 10:47 am

      She looks young enough to be one of the neighbor kids! Creepy.

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      • marikoWTF
        July 19, 2011 at 11:58 am

        glad i wasnt the only one thinking she was totally illegal.

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    • Rad Bromance
      July 19, 2011 at 12:54 pm

      She looks like some girls I went to middle school with, only with more boobage.

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  10. notcrafty
    July 19, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Remember the guy with the trident from a few days back? He has this picture hidden under his mattress.

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  11. nicole_sc
    July 19, 2011 at 10:53 am

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    • mollyollyoxenfree
      July 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm

      see my loafers? Former gophers! It was that or skin my chauffers

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      • lemon_bombs
        July 19, 2011 at 2:09 pm

        See this hat, ’twas my cat, my evening wear – vampire bat!

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        • Irella Vent
          July 19, 2011 at 2:21 pm

          These white slippers are albino
          African endangered rhino.

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        • elspethdawitch
          July 19, 2011 at 4:36 pm

          (can’t reply to Irella, this should be under her comment):

          Grizzly bear underwear,
          Turtles’ necks, I’ve got my share,
          Beret of poodle, on my noodle
          It shall rest,

          Try my red robin suit,
          It comes one breast or two,
          See my vest, see my vest,
          See my vest.

          (the next bit is my favourite…)

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  12. icraftoncrack
    July 19, 2011 at 11:07 am

    So whats a come fox? Or should i just not ask that.

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  13. Rose
    July 19, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    The thing that bothers me about this is that rabit fur is not worth $400.

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  14. Steampunk Octopus
    July 19, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Okay, look. If you tore apart an article of clothing designed by Rachel Zoe to create something different, it’s no longer a Rachel Zoe piece.

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  15. wonderface
    July 19, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Man, some PETA nutjob threw paint all over her vest and she’s STILL trying to sell it!

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  16. lowmaintenance
    July 19, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    I knew furry porn was going to worm its way into this somehow.

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  17. MarchHare
    July 19, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    This gets the furry and kiddy porn viewing out of the way for the night.

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  18. Hinto
    July 19, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    wow I havent seen this much lens flare used to cover up failure since Star Trek

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  19. Tura23
    July 19, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    It’s amazing what you can do with some roadkill and a staple gun.

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  20. thecreightonberyl
    July 19, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    Real AND Fake Fur to piss off everybody!

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  21. Somewhat_Nerdy
    July 19, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    The real Bunny Ranch is 15 minutes away from my house.

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    • Somewhat_Nerdy
      July 19, 2011 at 9:17 pm

      Forgot to add, they’re all uglier than the jacket.

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  22. nigelcrowe
    July 20, 2011 at 6:22 am

    Can I just buy the vest- or does attitude come with it?

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  23. Prestidigitator
    July 20, 2011 at 9:36 am

    you will love…
    measurements

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  24. Hesster
    July 22, 2011 at 6:53 am

    My turn at Regretsy Math:

    +

    =

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