Nipples McDuckface
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July 19, 2011 at 10:02 am
It says Maui, but I’m pretty sure that’s not the Hawaiian Islands she’s advertising for…
July 19, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Is this where the “lei’d” joke comes in?
July 19, 2011 at 12:28 pm
I also think she’s been partaking of the Giant Bong
July 19, 2011 at 3:21 pm
I think this was originally her Myspace photo.
July 19, 2011 at 10:09 am
So… it’s “real vintage” but you don’t know what year it’s from. Gotcha.
July 19, 2011 at 4:59 pm
2007
July 19, 2011 at 10:09 am
I wonder what size it is. It doesn’t say in the listing (which isn’t there anymore–seller must’ve pulled it down) and that camera angle makes it hard to tell. Plus, it looks like she’s pulling it tight in the back. Lame way to display a shirt; great way to display your rack.
July 19, 2011 at 10:12 am
Her jaw, skin, hair, and nipples give me reason to believe that this is in fact a RealDoll
July 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
Omg, it does look like a Real Doll!!! Lolol….Especially with that expression and those eyelashes and yes, also the nipples… I would be surprised If it wasn’t, hahaha
July 19, 2011 at 12:17 pm
That would explain the creepy vibes I’m getting off that pic.
That would explain it nicely.
July 19, 2011 at 12:51 pm
My first thought was, “Wow, Kim Kardashian is really whoring herself out for money nowadays.” And then I thought, “no, no, give the girl a break. It’s probably some freak’s sex doll copy of Kim Kardashian.”
July 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
The model kind of looks like Casey Anthony after some restyling to try hiding amongst the Kardashians. The sister we haven’t seen yet. Changed her name to Kasey.
July 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
Has no one noticed the dead look in her eyes? O.o
July 19, 2011 at 10:34 am
she has learned to perfectly mimic the sharks that surround the islands
July 19, 2011 at 11:05 am
That’s her sexy face. Good thing she has a nice rack.
July 19, 2011 at 9:21 pm
I think that’s called hyperthyroidism.
July 19, 2011 at 10:30 am
It’s like one those dog photos where they point the camera down at the dog’s face and you get that weird perspective of a big head and tiny body.
July 20, 2011 at 6:39 am
animals up close with a wide angle lens!
(hats optional)
July 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
Floatation devices not included.
July 19, 2011 at 11:45 am
it kinda looks like the seller invited a stripper over and said, “here, I need a special favor…”
she didnt think the special favor was putting on a shirt (and nothing else) and selling it on etsy.
July 19, 2011 at 11:47 am
I lied, look like she is wearing children’s gym shorts.
July 19, 2011 at 11:54 am
Kilauea and Mauna Loa.
July 19, 2011 at 12:18 pm
The “I just swallowed every load on the football team” look: YOU’RE DOING IT FUCKING WRONG. (I don’t know why but this woman’s expression fills me with an unanswered and likely unreasonable rage. YOU LOOK SO FUCKING STUPID. WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS SEXY??? YOU POOR STUPID BITCH)
nice tits though
July 19, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Shannon Elizabeth’s career has really taken a downturn.
July 19, 2011 at 6:10 pm
You SAID it was “super soft thin.” You did not need to turn the air conditioning to 55 degrees to prove it.
July 19, 2011 at 8:23 pm
It’s a Soft Shirt. Squeezably Soft.