67 comments on Snatch Adams

  1. jam
    July 19, 2011 at 10:06 am

    It looks like it’s made from the left overs of a training bra…. which they covered in sequins, of course.

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    • Fanny Pack of Wolves
      July 19, 2011 at 9:17 pm

      Wait! She has eyes??? Oh… up there… yes, eye patch…okay…

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  2. jesterqueen@att.net
    July 19, 2011 at 10:06 am

    Swizzle pasties not included.

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    • gfdesigns
      July 19, 2011 at 10:33 am

      Swizzle pasties have their own listing ;)

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    • Park
      July 19, 2011 at 10:41 am

      That’s ridiculous! They match, but they’re not included?

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      • Janine
        July 20, 2011 at 4:18 am

        Come on, not everyone that wants an eye patch wants nipple pasties and not everyone that wants nipple pasties wants an eye patch. Makes sense to have different listings.

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        • Park
          July 20, 2011 at 7:36 pm

          Maybe in your sick world, Janine.
          But where I come from, people don’t just walk around half-dressed.

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  3. cratz
    July 19, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Adam and the Ants? That was 25 years ago, so you could actually say it’s inspired by the “vintage” romantic movement. A little extra cachet.

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  4. manybellsdown
    July 19, 2011 at 10:13 am

    There may be something wrong with me for actually quite liking this ensemble.

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    • FlouncestheDrivingCat
      July 19, 2011 at 10:27 am

      It’s not something I would/could wear, but on the Regretsy scale of “Holy Crap,” that’s barely a blip.

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    • rocknrollnicole
      July 19, 2011 at 11:22 am

      I don’t think there’s anything wrong with you. The eye patch/ pasty combo is definitely giving me a lady boner.

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      • kimoutre
        July 19, 2011 at 3:14 pm

        More lady boner over here. Though it would be a better outfit without the eye patch, which is purportedly the reason for the picture.

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      • Beebopbelle
        July 19, 2011 at 3:45 pm

        Chick wood for sure.

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    • konkonsn
      July 20, 2011 at 1:28 am

      I like it. I’d wear it for fun times with my SO. My problem is just that it’s a bit difficult to tell what she’s selling.

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  5. gfdesigns
    July 19, 2011 at 10:15 am

    Is it bad that i’m excited that I made regretsy?

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    • manybellsdown
      July 19, 2011 at 10:23 am

      Only the cool kids get excited about that. ;)

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      • gfdesigns
        July 19, 2011 at 10:27 am

        Damn skippy!

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        • manybellsdown
          July 19, 2011 at 12:51 pm

          Actually what I really want is the peacock pin. Do you have a source for that?

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    • lemon_bombs
      July 19, 2011 at 11:48 am

      In fact, we <3 you for it!

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    • pearlheartgtr
      July 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm

      Somewhere on this site are badges you can post on your listing that your item was featured on Regretsy.

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    • SocialSuicide
      July 19, 2011 at 1:26 pm

      I would be totally over the moon to be featured on regretsy! Being excited wouldn’t even scratch the surface… so yeah, I certainly think its ok for you to be excited.

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  6. notcrafty
    July 19, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Lady Gaga’s pirate cousin?

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  7. bondfool
    July 19, 2011 at 10:22 am

    It’s Flapper Molotov Cocktease!

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    • unseeliepixie
      July 19, 2011 at 11:04 am

      Or steampunk…

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  8. frigginsweet
    July 19, 2011 at 10:27 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • kat
      July 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm

      The hair STYLE is hot- not for work but for “intimacy” or something, I love it! The hair MATERIAL I hope you meant, because I agree it looks like Barbie hair.

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      • steelhips
        July 20, 2011 at 11:46 am

        But who is going to tell her a peacock wandered into her hair and died?

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  9. nicole_sc
    July 19, 2011 at 10:44 am

    I like how this is set up to look like a demented school photo.

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  10. smjack80
    July 19, 2011 at 10:57 am

    Am I the only one jealous of how high up her nipples appear to be? Don’t think mine were ever that pert.

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  11. unseeliepixie
    July 19, 2011 at 11:05 am

    I had a hard time figuring out what was for sale initially… there’s so much going on.

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    • mizufusion
      July 19, 2011 at 2:43 pm

      I was going to post the same thing. It’s like a titty trainwreck up in here.

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  12. lillianna_13
    July 19, 2011 at 11:06 am

    I wish my tits were pic worthy, then maybe my jewelry on Artifire would actually be selling, damn, guess now I have to fork out the money for a model just to get some action.

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  13. DetroitMommy
    July 19, 2011 at 11:29 am

    is the eye patch photoshopped in or am I just reading too many websites where people claim ‘shopped’ all the time?
    Also, I have tit-envy.

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    • lillianna_13
      July 19, 2011 at 11:36 am

      You’d envy too if you had these giant saggy things that do nothing but get in the way.

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    • gfdesigns
      July 19, 2011 at 12:18 pm

      No the eye patch is not photoshopped. ;) lol

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  14. lemon_bombs
    July 19, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Is that an Xmas tree peacock ornament on her shoulder?

    Not saying that there is anything wrong with that, except it distracted me from the lovely tits that distracted me from the eye patch.

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    • gfdesigns
      July 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm

      LOL YES it’s one of those clippy peacocks you can get at Michaels craft store. I have no idea why it was used.

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      • manybellsdown
        July 19, 2011 at 12:52 pm

        Oh see, I should have scrolled down before I asked where that came from. I actually HAVE one of those ornaments. :P

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  15. Rad Bromance
    July 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    It took me a second to realize the pasties had sparkly shit on them instead of just a bunch of holes.

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  16. clarrisa
    July 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    Once again, I fail at the “What am I selling?” game.

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  17. elaine
    July 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    You won’t believe this, but I’m having eye surgery and have been looking for one of these so I don’t look like a demented old woman who just had eye surgery. They sell for $30 and more on ebay, so this is quite the deal!! I’m getting one! Does it come in white?

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    • gfdesigns
      July 19, 2011 at 3:07 pm

      I can make you one in white no problem at all. Just email me and I’ll hook you up.
      xoxo

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  18. Blurgle
    July 19, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Those pasties look itchy, like 1970s style bras that gave you (ok, me) a rash right around the seamline.

    Perfect breasts, though.

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    • gfdesigns
      July 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm

      LOL They do not have that sequin fabric on the back side, they are actually lined with a soft suit fabric so there won’t be any itchies or fuzzies that you get from people that line theirs in felt.

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  19. FuckeryGalore
    July 19, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    TITS OR GT…oh, wait. Nevermind.

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  20. elspethdawitch
    July 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    Is that tatting on/around the pasties?

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  21. Melancholy_Owl
    July 19, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    I LOVE it. But maybe just because I’m watching Twin Peaks right now and she looks like Nadine.

    Also a little bit of Molotov Cocktease there.

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    • Default User
      July 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm

      I’m mostly just liking her twin peaks….

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  22. buzzbattlecat
    July 19, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    I zeroed straight onto the blurred lower lipstick. Yeah, I’ve been here a while now.

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  23. lmcdd
    July 19, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    Oh hey, I’ve bought from this seller before! Really quality work and a great communicator. They specialize in burlesque gear, so this is actually an appropriate image for what they sell. Very highly recommended!

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  24. MsBitchhands
    July 19, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Nothing says sexy like a lack of depth perception.

    And nothing says I give up the booty like pasties and an eye patch…

    However the boobs are amazing and ultra pale skin is super sexy.

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  25. CraftNLaugh
    July 19, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    “new” romantic movement and Adam and the Ants don’t belong in the same sentence!

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  26. fraudoktorsensei
    July 19, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    The pasties look like fly’s eyes.

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    • whimsicledemon
      July 25, 2011 at 11:47 pm

      Somehow I had never thought of this before. I hope some science geek burlesquer somewhere does this. I hope I meet her (or him, for that matter) and manage to stop tripping on my tongue long enough to proposition them.

      I suspect you meant this less positively, but thanks for the awesome mental image. (I am, in fact, that kind of weirdo.)

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  27. thecreightonberyl
    July 19, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    One of her tassels must have caught her in the eye on a particularly vigorous spin.

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  28. willnerin
    July 24, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    It’s just Adam Ant, there are no Ants, just Adam Ant.

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  29. mad2physicist
    August 27, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    They are showing how an eyepatch can be hot. Eyepatches aren’t usually thought of as being hot. And yet you mock this seller for showing that they can be hot when mixed with skimpy clothing?

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