Come on, not everyone that wants an eye patch wants nipple pasties and not everyone that wants nipple pasties wants an eye patch. Makes sense to have different listings.
I would be totally over the moon to be featured on regretsy! Being excited wouldn’t even scratch the surface… so yeah, I certainly think its ok for you to be excited.
The hair STYLE is hot- not for work but for “intimacy” or something, I love it! The hair MATERIAL I hope you meant, because I agree it looks like Barbie hair.
I wish my tits were pic worthy, then maybe my jewelry on Artifire would actually be selling, damn, guess now I have to fork out the money for a model just to get some action.
You won’t believe this, but I’m having eye surgery and have been looking for one of these so I don’t look like a demented old woman who just had eye surgery. They sell for $30 and more on ebay, so this is quite the deal!! I’m getting one! Does it come in white?
LOL They do not have that sequin fabric on the back side, they are actually lined with a soft suit fabric so there won’t be any itchies or fuzzies that you get from people that line theirs in felt.
Oh hey, I’ve bought from this seller before! Really quality work and a great communicator. They specialize in burlesque gear, so this is actually an appropriate image for what they sell. Very highly recommended!
Somehow I had never thought of this before. I hope some science geek burlesquer somewhere does this. I hope I meet her (or him, for that matter) and manage to stop tripping on my tongue long enough to proposition them.
I suspect you meant this less positively, but thanks for the awesome mental image. (I am, in fact, that kind of weirdo.)
They are showing how an eyepatch can be hot. Eyepatches aren’t usually thought of as being hot. And yet you mock this seller for showing that they can be hot when mixed with skimpy clothing?
July 19, 2011 at 10:06 am
It looks like it’s made from the left overs of a training bra…. which they covered in sequins, of course.
July 19, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Wait! She has eyes??? Oh… up there… yes, eye patch…okay…
July 19, 2011 at 10:06 am
Swizzle pasties not included.
July 19, 2011 at 10:33 am
Swizzle pasties have their own listing
July 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Woohoo!
July 19, 2011 at 10:41 am
That’s ridiculous! They match, but they’re not included?
July 20, 2011 at 4:18 am
Come on, not everyone that wants an eye patch wants nipple pasties and not everyone that wants nipple pasties wants an eye patch. Makes sense to have different listings.
July 20, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Maybe in your sick world, Janine.
But where I come from, people don’t just walk around half-dressed.
July 19, 2011 at 10:12 am
Adam and the Ants? That was 25 years ago, so you could actually say it’s inspired by the “vintage” romantic movement. A little extra cachet.
July 19, 2011 at 10:13 am
There may be something wrong with me for actually quite liking this ensemble.
July 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
It’s not something I would/could wear, but on the Regretsy scale of “Holy Crap,” that’s barely a blip.
July 19, 2011 at 11:22 am
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with you. The eye patch/ pasty combo is definitely giving me a lady boner.
July 19, 2011 at 3:14 pm
More lady boner over here. Though it would be a better outfit without the eye patch, which is purportedly the reason for the picture.
July 19, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Chick wood for sure.
July 20, 2011 at 1:28 am
I like it. I’d wear it for fun times with my SO. My problem is just that it’s a bit difficult to tell what she’s selling.
July 19, 2011 at 10:15 am
Is it bad that i’m excited that I made regretsy?
July 19, 2011 at 10:23 am
Only the cool kids get excited about that.
July 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
Damn skippy!
July 19, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Actually what I really want is the peacock pin. Do you have a source for that?
July 19, 2011 at 11:48 am
In fact, we <3 you for it!
July 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm
Somewhere on this site are badges you can post on your listing that your item was featured on Regretsy.
July 19, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Thanks I will go searching for them!
July 19, 2011 at 1:26 pm
I would be totally over the moon to be featured on regretsy! Being excited wouldn’t even scratch the surface… so yeah, I certainly think its ok for you to be excited.
July 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
Lady Gaga’s pirate cousin?
July 19, 2011 at 10:42 am
Lady gARgARR
July 19, 2011 at 10:22 am
It’s Flapper Molotov Cocktease!
July 19, 2011 at 11:04 am
Or steampunk…
July 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
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July 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm
The hair STYLE is hot- not for work but for “intimacy” or something, I love it! The hair MATERIAL I hope you meant, because I agree it looks like Barbie hair.
July 20, 2011 at 11:46 am
But who is going to tell her a peacock wandered into her hair and died?
July 19, 2011 at 10:44 am
I like how this is set up to look like a demented school photo.
July 19, 2011 at 10:46 am
Also, I approve of everything in this outfit.
July 19, 2011 at 10:57 am
Am I the only one jealous of how high up her nipples appear to be? Don’t think mine were ever that pert.
July 19, 2011 at 11:01 am
Not at all. I’m jealous, too.
July 19, 2011 at 11:49 am
Me too. I wish I could get mine hoisted.
July 19, 2011 at 2:08 pm
If you use large pasties and put them as high up as possible you could cheat a bit.
July 19, 2011 at 11:05 am
I had a hard time figuring out what was for sale initially… there’s so much going on.
July 19, 2011 at 2:43 pm
I was going to post the same thing. It’s like a titty trainwreck up in here.
July 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
I wish my tits were pic worthy, then maybe my jewelry on Artifire would actually be selling, damn, guess now I have to fork out the money for a model just to get some action.
July 19, 2011 at 11:29 am
is the eye patch photoshopped in or am I just reading too many websites where people claim ‘shopped’ all the time?
Also, I have tit-envy.
July 19, 2011 at 11:36 am
You’d envy too if you had these giant saggy things that do nothing but get in the way.
July 19, 2011 at 12:18 pm
No the eye patch is not photoshopped.
lol
July 19, 2011 at 11:51 am
Is that an Xmas tree peacock ornament on her shoulder?
Not saying that there is anything wrong with that, except it distracted me from the lovely tits that distracted me from the eye patch.
July 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm
LOL YES it’s one of those clippy peacocks you can get at Michaels craft store. I have no idea why it was used.
July 19, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Oh see, I should have scrolled down before I asked where that came from. I actually HAVE one of those ornaments.
July 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm
It took me a second to realize the pasties had sparkly shit on them instead of just a bunch of holes.
July 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm
Once again, I fail at the “What am I selling?” game.
July 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm
You won’t believe this, but I’m having eye surgery and have been looking for one of these so I don’t look like a demented old woman who just had eye surgery. They sell for $30 and more on ebay, so this is quite the deal!! I’m getting one! Does it come in white?
July 19, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I can make you one in white no problem at all. Just email me and I’ll hook you up.
xoxo
July 19, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Those pasties look itchy, like 1970s style bras that gave you (ok, me) a rash right around the seamline.
Perfect breasts, though.
July 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm
LOL They do not have that sequin fabric on the back side, they are actually lined with a soft suit fabric so there won’t be any itchies or fuzzies that you get from people that line theirs in felt.
July 19, 2011 at 3:03 pm
TITS OR GT…oh, wait. Nevermind.
July 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Is that tatting on/around the pasties?
July 20, 2011 at 11:34 am
No but I wish i could tat, I use a fancy loop rayon trim.
July 19, 2011 at 4:58 pm
I LOVE it. But maybe just because I’m watching Twin Peaks right now and she looks like Nadine.
Also a little bit of Molotov Cocktease there.
July 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm
I’m mostly just liking her twin peaks….
July 19, 2011 at 5:13 pm
I zeroed straight onto the blurred lower lipstick. Yeah, I’ve been here a while now.
July 19, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Oh hey, I’ve bought from this seller before! Really quality work and a great communicator. They specialize in burlesque gear, so this is actually an appropriate image for what they sell. Very highly recommended!
July 20, 2011 at 11:34 am
Thanks so much hon! xoxo
July 21, 2011 at 10:33 pm
I have too- her stuff is awesome.
July 19, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Nothing says sexy like a lack of depth perception.
And nothing says I give up the booty like pasties and an eye patch…
However the boobs are amazing and ultra pale skin is super sexy.
July 19, 2011 at 5:53 pm
“new” romantic movement and Adam and the Ants don’t belong in the same sentence!
July 19, 2011 at 7:22 pm
The pasties look like fly’s eyes.
July 25, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Somehow I had never thought of this before. I hope some science geek burlesquer somewhere does this. I hope I meet her (or him, for that matter) and manage to stop tripping on my tongue long enough to proposition them.
I suspect you meant this less positively, but thanks for the awesome mental image. (I am, in fact, that kind of weirdo.)
July 19, 2011 at 8:20 pm
One of her tassels must have caught her in the eye on a particularly vigorous spin.
July 24, 2011 at 10:52 pm
It’s just Adam Ant, there are no Ants, just Adam Ant.
August 27, 2011 at 10:16 pm
They are showing how an eyepatch can be hot. Eyepatches aren’t usually thought of as being hot. And yet you mock this seller for showing that they can be hot when mixed with skimpy clothing?