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July 19, 2011 at 10:04 am
“Antiseptic” and this pic don’t seem to be harmonious.
July 19, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Maybe they made her wash up with bleach before this was taken.
July 19, 2011 at 10:05 am
Does the store name mean they will use some antiseptic on this before they ship it to me? Those belts are awfully close to her bajingo.
July 19, 2011 at 10:05 am
One’s a pouch to keep your junk in, the other’s a leather satchel.
July 19, 2011 at 10:07 am
The only shaved cooter I let my clothes and accessories touch is my own, TYVM.
July 19, 2011 at 11:16 am
Are you including boy/girlfriends in “accessories”?
July 19, 2011 at 10:08 am
Someone couldn’t figure out how to wear a strap-on and added a pocket to hide their embarrassment.
“What, this? No no, it’s a unisex pocket belt! I’m not into dildos.”
July 19, 2011 at 10:53 am
Maybe the pouch is to hold your dildos until you’re ready to strap em on!
July 19, 2011 at 11:18 am
July 19, 2011 at 11:43 am
Is this the warden in one of those “women in prison” movies?
July 19, 2011 at 6:37 pm
FINALLY!!! Toolbelt Tanya! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!!!
Also, i’d buy a dildo holding strap on. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is having a variety you have to find mid coitus? Such a drag!
July 19, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Spocktopus, i think you nailed it 100%. sad really, when people are too scared to ask…
July 19, 2011 at 10:09 am
In that pose, makes me think the poor girl needs a wee… oh, and some clothes. But wee first, probably.
July 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
For Type A doms and the subs who adore them.
July 19, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Yeah I think this is really hot.
July 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
I need to see it on a male model before I commit.
July 19, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Calling Towel Mike!!
July 19, 2011 at 10:31 am
That’s an awesome bag, but unisex? Really? Oh, I see, now! That must be a cockring on the strap…
July 19, 2011 at 8:19 pm
I think it’s actually kinda cool…if it wasn’t three hundred fucking dollars. fucking hell.
July 19, 2011 at 9:08 pm
It IS cool. It’s been in my favourites list for months. But too much dough.
It finally answers the age old question of, “Where do nudists carry their wallets, keys, inhaler, cel etc etc, when at a nude resort?”
July 20, 2011 at 11:59 am
Agreed. I want one but I certainly do not want to spend 300 dollars on one. And most definitely do not want to spend three hundred dollars on one that some naked chick has been wearing. I don’t know where that girl has been. Highly unsanitary.
July 19, 2011 at 10:34 am
I’m ashamed to say that even though it’s not my style, I like the bag (but not the box).
July 19, 2011 at 11:21 am
I like the item as well (reminds me of something someone would wear for Firefly costume), though no way I’d pay that much for it. If anything, the bajingo shot is deterring me even more than the price.
July 19, 2011 at 2:27 pm
I had the same thought. It would be a useful accessory for motorcycle riding.
July 19, 2011 at 10:35 am
Things That Should Never Be Upcycled #367: Your strap-on dildo harness.
July 19, 2011 at 10:37 am
She should photoshop some handcuffs onto the metal ring.
July 19, 2011 at 10:52 am
You know, after browsing through the entire collection, I think this seller really hit on a pretty good balance of sex and sale.
- She’s indisputably clean (OK, maybe not in a bloodwork sense).
- You can tell what the product is.
- You can actually SEE the product.
- It’s a decent item — real people could wear/use it!
- Good photo composition.
Perhaps I over-analyze
July 19, 2011 at 10:53 am
Not Antiseptic Bondage Gear’s collection! The Gratuity Included collection!
July 19, 2011 at 10:58 am
This wins hottest, but it’d be better if she just put the dildo in.
I dig the little lube satchel.
July 19, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Jesus Christ on a Whole Wheat Cracker! I can see pubes!
I take it her hand isn’t where it is to cover anything.
July 19, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Just looked at this at 1600%.
Everything looks just ducky!
July 19, 2011 at 3:41 pm
Oh, OldPhatMC, the things you’ll put yourself through for us. What a trooper!
July 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm
oh my that’s pretty!
July 19, 2011 at 12:33 pm
At least she’s trying to sell something that would normally be worn around the same area.
July 19, 2011 at 1:15 pm
This one of her’s is way worse. Just look at that price. LOOK AT IT.
Oh and there may or may not be a bajingo + booty shot as well..
http://www.etsy.com/listing/66519637/adarasteia-asymetrical-leather-corset
July 19, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Good Lord, in that second photo, I don’t think there’s any doubt… I can see individual labia.
July 19, 2011 at 4:35 pm
What’s up with the dude on the bottom left of the third picture?
Pretty sure he’s wearing a collar, kinkyy.
July 19, 2011 at 9:12 pm
Fetish fashion shows are often held at fetish parties. I think that’s what’s going on there.
July 19, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Somewhere there is a pony missing its saddle bag & harness.
July 19, 2011 at 3:41 pm
She does get extra points for the nice manicure, though. I had to study it intently…really, it was her hand I was looking at. Really.
Now I can’t help but wonder if the drapes match the carpet…
July 19, 2011 at 3:45 pm
There ain’t no carpet. You want her to be bald?
July 19, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Well, yes. I have a special weakness for bald women.
July 19, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Oh come on! I have enough of a hard time getting hit on by the guys who wear those iPhone holsters, now you’re telling me men might start wearing this?
July 19, 2011 at 8:38 pm
That messenger has quite the weight saving uniform.
July 19, 2011 at 9:14 pm
Please include your hip/belt/bajingo measurements when ordering.
July 20, 2011 at 8:57 am
This pouch is for show, and this one’s for GO baby!
July 20, 2011 at 4:50 pm
$300 for a bondage fanny pack, gosh, I can’t say no.
July 22, 2011 at 12:10 am
woah now!