cf4l
By now you know that we have a little extra post every weeknight that we like to call Club Fuckery. The password-protected posts were originally intended as a bonus for the people in the Regretsy Facebook group, but anyone can see them.
Still, the act of looking at this page every night (or this page, or even this page) seems to be too much for some people. I even offered to email the passwords for a while, and only one person took me up on it.
So I decided to simply make every old post open with the same password – cf4l. That way you could just wait until the next day and not have to look up anything. How can that be confusing?
Clearly, my attempts at getting this information out there are not paying off. But what could I do to make this truly memorable?
Which brings me to a discussion I saw in the Regretsy forums about Fiverr; “The place for people to share things they’re willing to do for $5.” One of the people being discussed in the thread was a guy who paints anything you want on his stomach, and dances for thirty seconds. I think you can imagine how quickly I jumped on this one.
$5 later, I received his video via email. Bronc added a few visual elements to it to help us really get the message across, and all in all, I think we have a winner.
I’m unable to explain why the “4″ is backwards, but you get what you pay for.
July 18, 2011 at 11:23 am
Now the idiots will complain because you’re linking them to YouTube. ;D
July 18, 2011 at 12:08 pm
No I’m going to complain that I can’t watch this wonderful video due to the flash still being down here at work. IT guy= worthless. How many times does one have to ask to get something fixed around here? I blame April.
July 18, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Sorry, the worthless-IT-guy-fixing department is also seriously overworked right now. Please call again on a day when nothing else is going wrong.
July 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Can I pencil you in for the 12th of Never?
July 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Mugsy, I was put on that list 10 months ago easily. I just don’t rate around here.
July 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Aw, Stephsparkle, you rate with me! (For whatever that’s worth.) I love our IT department–I phone them to say that my compute is frozen and I get the answering machine: “Please leave a message. For faster service, send an e-mail.” I can’t send an e-mail because my computer is frozen, I tell them. They ignore me, so a coworker sends an e-mail. HIM they reply to.
July 18, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Well, there’s no point in replying to you when you can’t check your email, right?
July 18, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Ours come more frequently but 98% of the time the answers are “turn it off and back on” and, the one I love, “I’ve never seen a computer do that before.” Well neither have I but I don’t have a computer degree. In fact, except for semester back in high school I’ve never had a computer class. I don’t even scream anymore, I just kick something and go out for coffee.
July 18, 2011 at 3:12 pm
We don’t say that for our mental health, I promise.
July 18, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Crease and Resist: PEBKAC?
July 18, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Mugsy: likely, since Regretsy seems to fend off the more-serious ID/10-t errors pretty easily.
July 18, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Crease & Resist: You’ve lost me. I got PEBKAC from “Car Talk” on NPR!
*shrugs*
July 18, 2011 at 7:15 pm
The IT guys are holed up in the office across from mine. When I wander my lazy ass across the whole five feet between offices, they tell me to submit a ticket in the system for them to come look at whatever is wrong with my computer.
(Usually they’re kidding. Unless I’ve pissed them off. >_> )
July 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm
I might read Regretsy, but I refuse to use Twitter, Facebook, Youtube or any other social media network. If you insist on linking me to those for the money you’re surely earning from Youtube, I’m going to have to flounce.
The only site you can link me to is Youporn. I do use that one.
July 18, 2011 at 12:34 pm
I’m going to be saying “shufflin’ shufflin’” in my head all afternoon.
July 18, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Oops. That was in the wrong place. Oh well. Back to shufflin’.
July 18, 2011 at 12:53 pm
I was drinking something when I read that – damn near choked.
July 18, 2011 at 1:03 pm
I was confused and amused that you’d be mentally “shufflin’ shufflin’” all afternoon.
I could see that being a group effort down the halls of an office, perhaps to the Muzak coming out of the speakers.
Zombies!
July 18, 2011 at 9:30 pm
That is my sister’s ringtone.
July 23, 2011 at 5:26 pm
i have this song in my head for a month now ….
i’m shuffling while sleeping !!
July 18, 2011 at 1:26 pm
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July 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm
She’s kidding, that was basically a rehash of the complaints people have been leaving.
She covered “secondary actions,” “too hipster to use facebook,” and “you just drive people to your site to look at the ads plastered everywhere.”
July 18, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Oh thank god. My sarcasm detector is broken.
July 18, 2011 at 3:22 pm
I have a problem with April NOT making money off this video. She claims to raise money for charity and then misses a golden opportunity to scam the 97,000+ viewers of Regretsy. She’s just not greedy enough.
July 18, 2011 at 10:34 pm
I am obsessively watching this video and grinning the whole time. I wish it would have lasted longer!
July 18, 2011 at 11:24 am
Clearly the dancer on the back wall forgot to wear his dance belt.
July 18, 2011 at 11:24 am
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/13/the-brown-swan/
July 18, 2011 at 11:30 am
Ok, seriously, what are the chances of him having that? He’s a Regretsy lurker isn’t he? WHERE ARE YOU?!?
July 18, 2011 at 11:32 am
I’m guessing that was one of the “elements” added by Bronc.
July 18, 2011 at 11:33 am
Bronc at work. Also check the computer screen.
July 18, 2011 at 11:37 am
I feel kinda proud I found them before having them pointed out.
Excellent use of $5.
July 18, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Help! I can’t read the computer screen on my monitor.
July 18, 2011 at 1:09 pm
I thought he used the screen cap to know how to spell cf4l (even tho he still did the 4 backwards). He’s the shiznit!
July 18, 2011 at 4:25 pm
@Mugsy: The computer screen has the Fight Club-esque Club Fuckery logo.
July 18, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Thanks, Lollipopfiend…and now, thanks to your screen name, I have the Munchkins song running through my head. Thanks for that, too!
July 18, 2011 at 12:00 pm
BONUS!!! I watched this without glasses the first 7 times and the dancer looks like she has a penis between her legs.
by the 15th time, I had found the glasses and it wasn’t that exciting, but he still was.
July 18, 2011 at 12:05 pm
…er.. the dancer Bronc put on the wall..
scuse me, I was over excited when I wrote that…
July 18, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I’m going to go lie down now…
July 18, 2011 at 8:10 pm
I love you, Nana!
July 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Oh, thank the fsm! I can’t tell what’s on the computer screen. Scrolllling down.
July 18, 2011 at 11:24 am
The backwards 4 makes it *that* much more amazing!
July 18, 2011 at 11:55 am
The backwards 4 makes it that much more confusing for the fucktards. “I don’t have a backwards 4 on my keyboard, how can I see the members only posts?” “Wah wah butt-hurt and flounce!”
July 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Waah waah butt-hurt, I have to sit through a 30 second video to get the password!
July 18, 2011 at 12:29 pm
I meant to put quotation marks around that. I was not speaking for myself.
July 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Is Butt-Hurt the newest partner of the lawfirm Cryabeetus and Flounce? GOD I HOPE SO.
July 23, 2011 at 5:34 pm
you just need to turn over the keyboard duahhhh !!!
July 18, 2011 at 12:19 pm
$5 says there will be a buttload of butthurt over that 4. Another $5 says at least 3 of those butthurts will be regarding someone not being able to locate a backwards 4 on a keyboard nor find the shortcut for it on Google. For $10, I see the future of our world and it’s in the slightly damaged section of the thrift store.
July 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Don’t you mean the slightly damaged section of the IQ store?
July 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm
If I had a Cyrillic keyboard would I have a backwards 4? or is it just the R?
July 18, 2011 at 1:55 pm
There’s also the backwards “N”, which is an “I”, but “N” looks like an “H”, which itself is spelled with an “X”. And after using pi and theta, as well as something that looks like two “K”s posing back-to-back for a Charlie’s Angels photo, they ran out of letters and had to use “3″ for “Z”.
But no, still no backward 4. Nobody knows how far we’d have to go to get to the backward 4. It may emerge only at the Omega Point.
July 18, 2011 at 3:42 pm
You lost me at “There’s”
July 18, 2011 at 5:34 pm
The “3″ is from zeta.
July 18, 2011 at 2:37 pm
The backwards 4 makes this some of the best $5 ever spent. Perfect for Regretsy. Win!
July 18, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Actually the only thing that would have made this better is if he had shaved CF4L into his chest/stomach/body hair.
July 18, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Or at least trimmed the hair so the cf4l was a bit easier to read. I imagine so butt hurt on that issue.
July 18, 2011 at 7:21 pm
The hairiness made it that much more amazing to me.
That, and that I could earn $5 doing shit like this….wtf, SAHM no more! WAHM I am now….
July 18, 2011 at 7:39 pm
I love dancer! Clearly he is covered with awesome sauce, hence the abundant body hair.
July 19, 2011 at 5:54 am
I’m married to a half-Arab – hairy is what I like…
July 18, 2011 at 11:24 am
Best $5 you’ve ever spent.
July 18, 2011 at 11:27 am
I came here to say this.
July 18, 2011 at 11:48 am
GASP. You know what he needs? Lots of ridiculous hats and a green screen. We should make this happen yyeeessss.
July 18, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I can provide ridiculous hats – do we get a cut of his act then?
July 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Best $5 anybody has ever spent in the history of the internet.
July 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I think we need to get this video in a loop.
July 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm
in a gif loop
July 18, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Yes, please! I’ve watched it about 20 times already and each time, I could feel that rapt look my cat gets when he hears the cans rattle in the pantry.
I love this clip!
July 18, 2011 at 11:24 am
You got way more than you paid for. That guy rocks. When I finally quit my job, I’m gonna do it via that guy. Holy shit he is not playing around with those moves.
July 18, 2011 at 11:26 am
Terrible and awesome at the same time. Visual Boone’s Farm.
July 18, 2011 at 11:30 am
Terrible my big dago butt. I think I am in love! It’s not many youtube clips I will sit through more than once, but this man’s energetic and purposeful flailing has me convinced there is some significance to his patterns. It is as if he is spelling out the poetry of my soul, with invisible semafores.
July 18, 2011 at 11:35 am
Is the poetry of your soul also this hairy? You might want to get that looked at.
July 18, 2011 at 11:39 am
I love a man with a thick pelt. He COULD succumb to the whims of the world at large and rip that shit out of his skin with glue-covered gauze strips, but why should he? He is perfect just as the creator made him. That’s why he dances so beautifully. He knows that HIS is the essence of glory.
July 18, 2011 at 11:41 am
semaphore is a criminally underused word.
July 18, 2011 at 11:43 am
I knew I was spelling it wrong. The poetry of my soul doesn’t have a dictionary.
July 18, 2011 at 11:44 am
I agree. I’ve watched this like 20 billion times already and it’s STILL AWESOME. He’s my new hero XD
July 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
I need to find a reason to use the phrase “Terrible my big dago butt” before the day is through.
July 18, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Try to find a time when it’s NOT appropriate to say that. I dare you. You’ll find it’s more versatile than “Here’s your change my big guinea caboose. I’ll tell YOU when here’s the change.”
July 18, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Indeed!
bellydancing moves + any type of dancing = GREAT
July 18, 2011 at 1:54 pm
I agree, cmcneal. I wish I were Italian so I could use it. My Swiss-Irish heritage doesn’t offer me anything quite so catchy.
July 18, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Geo, you might have missed it, but we had a big discussion on here one night where I learned to my surprise that a good percentage of our members loooove hairy dudes with guts. I know it’s a very common male look, so I suppose it makes sense to find it the essence of manliness. (for the record though, I like the “swimmer build” with slightly below average hairiness… mmmm!)
July 18, 2011 at 11:45 pm
Nothing terrible there! The belly dance moves are quite impressive. The hair is fabulous! Definitely need a loop of this and more. Now I just have to figure out what to have him write.
July 18, 2011 at 11:40 am
I was looking for a fitting “thank you” note to give to a friends mum who paid for our dinner last weekend.
I think I just found it.
July 18, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Yeah, I wish I had known about him on friday when I sent in my two weeks. Oh well, my ridiculous Dear John will just have to suffice.
July 18, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Don’t be so defeatist. There’s always the goodbye party.
July 18, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Or wait and send “now-that-I’m-gone” message.
July 18, 2011 at 3:41 pm
Ooh! Love that idea, Mugsy.
July 18, 2011 at 11:25 am
After watching that, I think I need to reconsider my career choices.
July 18, 2011 at 11:26 am
He’s REALLY enjoying himself, isn’t he?
July 18, 2011 at 2:00 pm
*squints* I haven’t been able to determine…
Oh, you mean the smile. Yes, he is smiling, isn’t he?
July 18, 2011 at 11:26 am
So Awesome!
July 18, 2011 at 11:27 am
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July 18, 2011 at 1:06 pm
I think you have to pay an extra $5 for that.
July 18, 2011 at 1:45 pm
He could have shaved cf4l into the man-sweater. Would have been worth an extra 10!
July 18, 2011 at 11:28 am
This video need to be tacked to the top of the site and automatically open every time you load the page. I will happily watch it every day.
July 18, 2011 at 11:29 am
I may have ordered another one.
July 18, 2011 at 12:02 pm
I cannot wait.
Although, actually, I probably can. And will have to. But nevertheless, what you could dream up always leaves me breathless with anticipation!
July 18, 2011 at 2:26 pm
I’m in the queue right behind you!
July 18, 2011 at 2:53 pm
I feel very little, what with the anxiety cranking me up tighter than a butt pillow with the toggle fastened, and the multiple antidepressants, yet, when I read this news from HK, a surge of JOY trickled through my stony heart like a fresh mountain creek! YAY! Our Queen is magnificently benevolent!
July 18, 2011 at 3:34 pm
I’m grateful that she’s on our side!
July 18, 2011 at 11:28 am
Marriage proposal anyone?
July 18, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Maybe we should get him to write will you marry me on his tummy nd then send the link back to him
July 18, 2011 at 11:28 am
I won’t lie, that pretty much made my Monday.
July 18, 2011 at 12:49 pm
It made my Monday, too, until I thought, “Wait — does this mean no Monday Mike? Surely no single 24-hour period could be so awesome as to contain this and a Mike MO.”
Now I feel even more conflicted.
July 19, 2011 at 12:21 am
Less conflicted, now.
Helen, I have never been so pampered and catered-to in my life. Today officially makes up for my mother not loving me as a child.
July 18, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Oh! It’s Monday! Will it also be Mikeday?
July 18, 2011 at 11:28 am
I think the white paint goes really well with his hairy gorilla chest
July 18, 2011 at 11:28 am
And I’m placing an order right now.
July 18, 2011 at 11:29 am
YES!!!
July 18, 2011 at 11:31 am
Do you think he’d paint “I <3 U Rev. BIOU13" for five dollars? I'd pay up to seven to see that. How do I give this stranger my credit card information. I can't live without this.
July 18, 2011 at 11:30 am
collectively, we are going to put that guy’s hairy children through college!
July 18, 2011 at 2:00 pm
We’ll get them out of the circus tent.
July 18, 2011 at 11:29 am
April, your financial advisor must pound his or her head on his or her desk when you let him or her know how you spend your money, but I have to say that you get more bang for your buck and more joy out of your cash than most of us ever will. I am in awe.
July 18, 2011 at 12:05 pm
As a CPA, I fully approve of this expenditure.
July 18, 2011 at 12:27 pm
But is it tax deductible?
July 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I think it could be called a business expense.
July 18, 2011 at 1:51 pm
It’s a business expense!
July 18, 2011 at 11:29 am
This guy is AMAZING!! I might actually pay him to do this for me.
I have to say the master password caught me out at first- I’d missed a few days of club fuckery, so didn’t see the post explaining the new password, which I needed to use by that time (I couldn’t use the old password to the post, which is what I expected!)
Luckily someone on the facebook group told me what to use!
July 18, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Yep, and as long as you have have new traffic to this site, which I’m certain you will have, peeps are going to keep asking how to get the password, and where is the old password, and what’s the point of the password. I’m glad I was content to wander the site aimlessly for a couple days until I stumbled upon it in a thread much like this one. I felt awesome.
July 18, 2011 at 11:29 am
i really felt it when he pointed at me at the end. i think i am completely in the right to say that i believe he was dancing just for me.
July 18, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Oh no you didn’t.
July 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm
don’t hate.
July 18, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Yeah, you two, can’t you get along? I hate seeing aqua-on-aqua hating!
July 18, 2011 at 11:29 am
Let’s see, $5 for every 30 seconds of dancing… so I could make $500 every day during my breaks. NEW HOBBY!!
July 18, 2011 at 11:30 am
I dunno, guys, that writing is a bit too small to read, can we maybe get a close-up?
July 18, 2011 at 11:30 am
I don’t know if I am turned on or horrified… it’s a fine line between both for me and well… either one gets the same response…
July 18, 2011 at 11:38 am
I also vomit uncontrollably when aroused.
July 18, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Uh… you mean there are people who don’t?
July 18, 2011 at 11:39 am
You vomit and your panties get moist for both?
*the use of the words “panties” and “moist” were chosen with purpose.
July 18, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Those two words are among the most detestable in the entire english language.
Also “loaf”. And “lover”. And “creamy”.
July 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
I always say “lover” in Sofía Vergara’s voice and accent. It started as a joke because I find the word cloying and now I can’t stop.
July 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
I harbor hatred for the word “mucus”.
July 18, 2011 at 1:09 pm
I love the word “moist” and use it with a regularity that disturbs most people I know. (“Ugh. I hate high humidity! It is too moist out today!” *Attractive actor exits shower on TV* “I find a moist attractive actor dude aesthetically pleasing.” “Oops! I left my towel on the bed and now the comforter is all moist!”)
July 18, 2011 at 2:01 pm
July 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm
The words “panties”, “nostril,” and “nougat” should all be banned.
July 18, 2011 at 3:51 pm
“Smegma” sounds like exactly what it is.
July 19, 2011 at 7:21 am
You creamy loaf lover!
July 18, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Moist panty loaf lovers unite!
July 18, 2011 at 1:58 pm
If you have a moist pantyloaf, you should get some Monistat.
July 18, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Tiny Giraffe, maybe Immodium ID would be a better choice.
July 18, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Or Immodium AD, once you recognize Immodium’s ID.
July 18, 2011 at 12:29 pm
can you add ‘nougat’ to that, too?
July 18, 2011 at 2:56 pm
boo, hiss.
July 18, 2011 at 9:34 pm
I take it my former roommate is not the only person with a major aversion to those two words?
July 18, 2011 at 11:31 am
I cannot express my love for helen killer at this point. thank you, thank you thank you for that video.
July 18, 2011 at 11:31 am
This is fucking fantastic…I know what my mum’s getting for Mother’s Day next year!
July 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Best idea ever! My mom would understand.
July 18, 2011 at 11:32 am
I was having a shitty day until I watched that video.
July 18, 2011 at 11:32 am
Oh sweet jesus just when I thought it couldn’t get any better. And the chest sweater really makes the type stand out!
July 18, 2011 at 11:32 am
$5 to knit cf4l into a human hair sweater, you can’t get that kinda deal on Etsy!
July 18, 2011 at 11:33 am
Mr. Sexy can dance for me anytime!
July 18, 2011 at 3:04 pm
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July 18, 2011 at 11:33 am
Holy shit I just peed myself a little. That is crap-stastic!!!
July 18, 2011 at 11:33 am
He’s no Mike, but you’ve gotta appreciate the effort.
July 18, 2011 at 11:42 am
I know! For a half a minute I thought it was Mike, and I got scared, very scared. I mean, it is Monday, after all. But the face wasn’t blurred out.
Then Dude busted out his dance moves and my day filled with rainbow-spurting unicorns and glitter smiles on dwarf clowns. Thanks Helen.
July 18, 2011 at 11:43 am
yeah, how do we get *him* to dance for us? And for more than 30 seconds.
July 18, 2011 at 1:10 pm
And we should choreograph it:
1. Start dancing with the towel on.
2. Dance vigorously until the towel falls down.
3. Continue dancing until we tell you to stop.
4. Did. We. Tell. You. To. Stop? See Step #3.
July 18, 2011 at 1:42 pm
You have the best ideas some days.
July 18, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Stephsparkle, thank you, but you’re making me blush! *turns pink-cheeked and shuffles feet in modesty*
July 18, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Don’t. Say. Shuffle!
July 18, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Elffuhs.
July 18, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Thank you.
July 23, 2011 at 6:07 pm
holy shit this is funny all of this
July 18, 2011 at 11:33 am
How the fuck did I miss the vag hands? Oh fuck!
July 18, 2011 at 11:35 am
HAHAHA! He’s absolutely awesome.
July 18, 2011 at 11:36 am
I’m in love with this guy. When I have five dollars to spend, I know what I’m getting my mom for Christmas.
July 18, 2011 at 11:36 am
How much more do you think he’d charge to actually shave the phrase into his chest hair?
July 18, 2011 at 11:38 am
That video is just fantastic. He’s not pussyfooting around, no half-assed sprinkler or obsolete hustle. I’m going to spend the rest of the day thinking of a way to use this guy’s talents and send el hubberto a sweet, sweet, message.
July 18, 2011 at 3:44 pm
“el hubberto” – new favorite word.
July 18, 2011 at 11:39 am
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July 18, 2011 at 11:42 am
I’m glad I work where liberty, justice, and hairy men going dance dance crazy are still ok.
July 18, 2011 at 12:37 pm
I admire your determination to zig when everyone else is zagging.
July 18, 2011 at 11:39 am
That was amazing.
July 18, 2011 at 11:40 am
Hell yeah, I’m placing an order too. I expect to see some copycats trying to cash in on the genius idea but I don’t think it will work without the hair.
July 18, 2011 at 11:40 am
This man makes $600 an hour. 30 seconds at a time.
July 18, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Hey now, that’s not including wash time (gross).
July 18, 2011 at 1:11 pm
He charges a premium to videotape his wash time.
July 18, 2011 at 11:41 am
That was a well-spent five bucks.
July 18, 2011 at 11:43 am
Oh sweet Jesus. I know what my uncle is getting for his birthday. “Happy Birthday, Uncle, here’s a dancing man!”
July 18, 2011 at 11:44 am
Thank you for bringing this guy to our attention. I don’t have to hunt for the perfect birthday card anymore.
July 18, 2011 at 3:02 pm
And cards are practically $5 these days anyway! This site may be getting tens of thousands of new clients today!
July 18, 2011 at 11:45 am
DAD?!!
July 18, 2011 at 2:28 pm
what… you too???
July 18, 2011 at 11:46 am
First off, let me say that if he charged $15 it’d still be reasonably priced for the 30 seconds, and that his moves are freakin’ great.
Secondly, after this, you need to set your mailserver forwarders for any mail containing “where” “find” and “password” in them to :NULL:
July 18, 2011 at 11:47 am
He’s got 13 orders in his queue. He’s doesn’t know what’s about to hit him with being posted on here.
We knew him before he was famous!
July 18, 2011 at 11:53 am
16! Dude’s made like 80 dollars (minus the % the site gets) in the last half hour? He’s making more then I am.
Then again, I am on Regretsy in the middle of the work day so I can’t really be complaining.
July 18, 2011 at 11:57 am
You and me both.
July 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm
And I make 3!
July 18, 2011 at 11:54 am
16 now – he’s gonna be backlogged!
July 18, 2011 at 12:21 pm
25. And I got a time out error when I went to go check.
July 18, 2011 at 12:32 pm
27 now… he’s going to be a busy boy!
July 18, 2011 at 3:32 pm
58! Thats $290!
July 18, 2011 at 4:13 pm
He’s up to 62 now! That’s a lot of dancing!
July 18, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Now he’s at 79! Do you realize he made over 400 bucks today just from being on Regretsy? Not bad, dude, not bad — I sure hope he’s got same dancing stamina!
July 18, 2011 at 12:19 pm
!!!!RAD! plus, think of the fat he is probably burning by doing these short frantic little bursts!!! oh jesus!
July 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm
It was up to 40, and it looked like the last time he checked it may have been right before this post went up, or right after.
July 18, 2011 at 11:47 am
Please tell me that he will be in the eventual Men of Regretsy Calendar?
July 18, 2011 at 11:49 am
more green thumbs for this! MORE!
July 18, 2011 at 11:47 am
One of the thumbnail links at the bottom of this page was the ‘art of pubic hair DIY’…I think it would be awesome if that dude shaved cf4l into his man bits. I’d pay a fiver for that.
July 18, 2011 at 11:48 am
Can this be the new Rickroll? I’m downloading it so I can use it for an exercise video. Yeeeaaah bitches!
July 18, 2011 at 11:49 am
The 4 is probably backwards because he had to use a mirror to paint it on himself and forgot to flip it like the other letters. (In the mirror, the 4 would have looked correct to him.)
But good news ladies! The fact that he painted this himself likely means he is single. C’mon, ladies, you know you want some of that hairy, hairy piece of dancin’ man candy!
July 18, 2011 at 11:49 am
I really love that we live in a world where this kind of shit can happen.
July 18, 2011 at 11:50 am
I kind of love him.
He’s VERY hairy. The kind of guy you’d need a lot of oil to massage, or he’d be squealing all the time from getting his fur tugged.
$5 eh?
I wish I could think of a gay bear-type friend who’d really appreciate him, then I’d get a message for them.
Oh, & I was one of those dumb people who asked about the password more than once. Very sad about me.
Hope everybody had a great weekend!
July 18, 2011 at 11:51 am
There are entirely too many stupid people in the world for you to please and educate all of them, April. But this is certainly a valiant effort.
Of course, they’ll complain that the writing on the guy’s stomach is too small, having paid no attention to the title of the video.
July 18, 2011 at 11:55 am
that was by far the greatest thing to happen to me all day. i am probably going to spend five dollars a day on this guy just so i have something amazing to wake up to every day.
July 18, 2011 at 11:59 am
OMG <3!
July 18, 2011 at 12:01 pm
He could make a fortune if people want “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Arbor Day” without personalization–make one video and send it out to each person.
No reason why a person shouldn’t gift herself (or himself; I don’t judge) once in a while! A well-spent 5 to have a very personal message, something along the lines of “I want to fuck you until we make the smoke alarm go off.” That would perk up any miserable day…or night.
July 18, 2011 at 12:05 pm
It’s in upper case. The master password is lower case. You’re just confusing the mouth-breathers more.
But that was always your plan, wasn’t it?
July 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Wait, you noticed the case of the letters? How many times have you viewed the video? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
July 18, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Just once. I wasn’t distracted by other… “aspects” of the video as some were.
July 18, 2011 at 12:59 pm
ROFLMFAO at your “Mouth-breathers” comment…. funny shit
July 18, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I thought I’d never find that last $5 gift for my husband’s birthday coming up this month. ORDERED.
July 18, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I could watch this all day long. Thank you Helen Killer!
July 18, 2011 at 12:09 pm
How much would it cost to get that guy to have CF4L Manscaped into his chest fur while its video-taped? Because I would throw in a few bucks for that.
July 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
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July 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
HK, your generosity for your minions knows no bounds. I love this post so much.
July 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
She’s so good to us.
July 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm
I was wondering what card to get for my husband on our first anniversary, then I saw this.
July 18, 2011 at 12:16 pm
YES PLEASE…..This guy’s gonna be busy because the 22nd is my anniversary!
July 18, 2011 at 12:23 pm
My son disagreed with me on this until he learned that my anniversary present from his dad is being dragged to a motorcycle rally for a day of exhaust fumes and sunburns for our 24th anniversary…after learning that he said “Well then…yeah…the furry guy sounds good.”
July 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
Happy anniversary! August 11th is our first anniversary. In addition to going skydiving I thought he deserved this.
July 18, 2011 at 12:52 pm
I did it. I hope he can get it to me by friday. I’ll post the vid when its ready!
July 18, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Happy first! Ours is creeping up on 25 yrs. So since 25 is silver I ASSUME the 24th is the chest hair anniversary.
July 18, 2011 at 12:52 pm
I’ve been trying to think of something special to get my ex for our third divorciversary.
Done and done.
July 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
i love that he didnt clean his apartment before he made the video.
July 18, 2011 at 2:34 pm
I love that its not just some random dude, its some random dude from Israel! Nothing screams Holy Land like this.
July 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
I love all of the man candy that Helen dishes out. Thanks Helen!!
July 18, 2011 at 12:17 pm
I know it probably won’t happen, but wouldn’t it be wonderful to get a video of this guy, Mike, and Bronc dancing together in a line? Especially with those moves; damn he’s good!
July 18, 2011 at 12:19 pm
Dude is up to 25 in his queue…with Helen’s that has earned him 130 bucks! Hope you buyers are sharing!
July 19, 2011 at 10:01 am
Yes. Yes. Yes. We need a page that links to all of the videos of this guy resulting from Helen’s post.
July 18, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Money well spent! That was amazing, now I know what to give my relatives instead of boring birthday cards, haha!
July 18, 2011 at 12:22 pm
yeah yeah!!! massive video post when you peeps get ‘em!
July 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Now he’s at 27. He’ll sleep well for the next couple of days, that’s for sure.
July 18, 2011 at 12:26 pm
This should be a standing item in the April’s Army Etsy store every month.
July 18, 2011 at 3:09 pm
OMG YES! YES! YES!
July 18, 2011 at 12:29 pm
I know what I’m sending two friends for their “congratulations on shacking up” gift. I love this hairy little man!
July 18, 2011 at 12:37 pm
LMAO my ten year old daughter just watched this with me and said “Mom, that is disturbing and funny at the same time, lets watch it again.” I love my kid. She is now chair dancing his moves at the other computer.
July 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm
You raised your child right.
July 18, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Yes everyone should raise their child on a steady diet of fuckery. How else are our kids supposed to get any culture?
July 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
After lurking and loving Regretsy for a year I had to sign up just to say this may be the best thing I have seen on the Internet! And the 30 second play time fits my short attention span just perfectly!
July 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm
That was amazing. I’ve already posted it on Facebook.
He’s showing 32 orders now!
Oh, thought he had a cute accent and yes! He lives in Israel.
July 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm
That video is AMAZING. I can’t stop watching it. Or stop giggling. Thank you for making my whole week, Helen!!! <3
July 18, 2011 at 12:59 pm
I think April made this random dudes week as well.
You have powers, lady. Careful or KWest might burst up through your floor boards and borrow a cup from you.
July 18, 2011 at 11:07 pm
I’m sure she did.
Knowing this man exists makes my LIFE. As soon as I have $5, I’m ordering my 30 seconds!
July 18, 2011 at 12:47 pm
Do you think we could find someone with holographic art skills so we could add him to the Regretst Tarot Card Deck??? I have to say, the rest of the deck would be neglected as I made him wiggle and dance in my hand all day.
July 18, 2011 at 12:49 pm
This video is like eye crack.
You know its bad for you but you just can’t stop!
July 18, 2011 at 12:49 pm
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July 18, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Except you, when you get home from work and know you have a lovely little hairy dancing man waiting to greet you with his shufflin’ shufflin’.
July 18, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Won’t someone think of the people who never leave the office?
July 18, 2011 at 1:14 pm
*stops shufflin*
I was always under the impression that the phrase “I’m going to work.” meant that, I was going to be going to work to do work and not sit on the computer and fuck around on the internet…but I guess that is just me.
I think this ranks right up there with the big belly guy.
Those two should get together and do some sort of CF4L epic belly visual. Like CF on Big Belly guy and 4L on dancing guy and then put them together.
*continues shufflin*
July 18, 2011 at 2:01 pm
hey now, i do work, plenty actually. however, they don’t have enough to give me to fill up 8 hours.
i really didn’t know i was the only commenter here who is doing this. god it’s lonely down here.
July 18, 2011 at 3:20 pm
I think you make a very good point. I know as a non-office-drone, I never considered this. Now it makes a lot more sense to me why some of us hate th… WAITA SECOND NOW… so you’re in an office at Club Fuckery time? It’s from about 11-2 where I live. Naw, you get no pity if you’re looking the next day, Ducky! You gotta stay up laaaate like the rest of us & catch it live.
I’m just teasing you by the way homie!
I don’t get it either why some people are down on the passwordally challenged among us. I could take it or leave it, & I’m sure not offended by anyone else loving OR hating the custom. I’m here for the funny, not the peer pressure.
July 18, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Fraeulein, your name indicates so much…are you the kind of boss who stands over her workers, making snide comments if someone takes a moment for a coffee break or takes a personal call on their cell phone? C’mon. Lighten up. The work gets done…maybe more of it gets done when management trusts the employees and treats them like adults.
July 18, 2011 at 4:59 pm
@Fraeulein, I didn’t realize you’d stopped shufflin’ to make your post and then returned to your shufflin’. I wish I could take back my rant. You don’t deserve it.
*shufflin’ in double time to catch up to the shufflin’ crowd*
July 18, 2011 at 12:51 pm
I swear to God, you guys…I think I know that guy…*cringes*
July 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm
How else do you expect him to pay his way through dance school?
July 18, 2011 at 12:56 pm
That is the best 5 bucks you’ve spent April, I LOVE IT! It’s pure awesome.
July 18, 2011 at 12:57 pm
i am seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeriously considering having that guy do a birthday message for my mom.
July 18, 2011 at 12:58 pm
C F $5 L
July 18, 2011 at 12:58 pm
I think I may need this guy to do a flounce or two:http://fiverr.com/users/mel864/gigs/make-an-emotional-rant?ref=glst-g-ttl
July 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm
I wish I could be that enthusiastic about anything. I think I’ve got a new hero. This guy needs his own channel!
July 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm
If I ever do get a tattoo, “CF4L” will be what gets inked.
July 18, 2011 at 3:22 pm
The Fight Club bar of soap? It has occurred to me.
July 18, 2011 at 1:07 pm
This inspires me to post for the first time and to give thanks for both the Internet and Helen (to say nothing of hirsute Israelis).
Am I the only one who wants to request a 2-part phrase – lead in on the front, then the 180 turn, punch line on the back and the booty shake as a bonus??
July 18, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Genius.
July 18, 2011 at 2:07 pm
I just have to give you a giant thumbs up for your name. You’re clearly both brilliant and well-formed.
July 18, 2011 at 3:07 pm
thank you, thank you. Tempting as it was to comment on the previous Regretsy post, I knew I should wait for the right moment. Excuse me now, I must send my 5 dollars with a request that he dance to the Londonderry Air
July 18, 2011 at 1:11 pm
If I knew there was such a demand for hairy men, I’d have put my boyfriend to work long ago! He has a larger… canvas for messages and some mad dance moves!
July 18, 2011 at 1:12 pm
I love him. I want to pay him to do every move in this video. I don’t care how long it takes.
July 18, 2011 at 1:18 pm
damn.
*starts shufflin*
at least now everyone will see the one sleeve tracksuit.
July 18, 2011 at 1:40 pm
IT WILL GET IN YOUR BONES.
July 18, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Holy Hannah that was amazing! I’m showing that to my summer school biology class tomorrow for no other reason than it’s their last day, they’ve worked hard and they deserve it.
Oh, and Bronc, I think you’re going to have to shell out extra for some of those moves between 4:50 – 5:56. Dig deep – it will be worth it!
July 18, 2011 at 5:00 pm
What a good teacher you are!
July 18, 2011 at 1:14 pm
There are no words to express how delighted I was to have watched that video. Seriously, that was a metric fuck ton of AWESOME!!!!
July 18, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Watch this on a loop with Jamiroquai playing (“Canned Heat”, the song Napoleon Dynamite dances to)
OMFG I’m dying here!
July 18, 2011 at 1:17 pm
HOLY AMAZING. Thank you for this HK! That site is golden. My friends are going to be receiving videos of this guy dancing plus pictures of themselves drawn as random animals and anything else I can find on there!
July 18, 2011 at 1:19 pm
It’s times like these that really make me hate being a poor, unemployed college student. I really want to get a video from this guy for my boyfriend. No reason, just because.
July 18, 2011 at 3:25 pm
If you want it bad enough, sell you own wacky skill on the FIVERR site!
July 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I want to go there.
July 18, 2011 at 1:31 pm
so am I the only one who got stopped by the dancing hotdog?
http://fiverr.com/users/haleylujah/gigs/dance-to-an-entire-song-of-your-choice-in-a-hot-dog-costume?ref=glst-g-tt
July 18, 2011 at 2:07 pm
I love how the beginning sounds like a phone-sex ad. “Do you like dancing? Do you like… hot dogs?”
July 18, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Nope, I checked her out too but Dancing Dror blows doors on her.
July 18, 2011 at 1:34 pm
My husband complains about how much body hair he has, and it’s nothing compared to this guy.
July 18, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Oh and I can’t find my ass with a map, either.
I have been typing in c4fl for some stupid reason for days and scratching my head over why it doesn’t work. Maybe because I’m watching too many TV shows like Stargate and Burn Notice where they’re using C-4 to blow things up all the time.
July 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm
July 19, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Ah, Jamie Hyneman. Patron Saint of explosions. Well, one of them.
July 18, 2011 at 2:28 pm
C4FL is a different club, but I am willing to join.
*goes back to laying Claymores around the perimeter.*
July 18, 2011 at 11:19 pm
Burn Notice has at Bruce Campbell in it. And he’s a damned good and groovy reason to be distracted!
July 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm
I’m just glad it was that guy’s belleh and not this one’s.
Also, did anybody else hear that three-syllabled “shufflin’” as “fuckery”? No?
July 18, 2011 at 1:53 pm
I want a super power team up feature with the two guys.
July 18, 2011 at 4:27 pm
I seriously did hear “fuckery”, it took me the whole song to realize it wasn’t.
July 18, 2011 at 1:58 pm
The frenetic rolling of his hairy near-moobs hath burned the password into my brain for all fuckin’ posterity. Awesome.
July 18, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Hah! I’m considering announcing to my parents that I’m pregnant via this guys wooly, undulating man-gut. I’m not, really, but the look on my dad’s face would be well worth the 5 bucks…
July 18, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Would the wording be “I knocked up your daughter.”?
July 18, 2011 at 2:50 pm
My husband might have questions… which would make this even more hilarious! Thanks, Mugsy Doodle!
July 18, 2011 at 2:51 pm
….and that’s my next Mother’s Day present sorted!
July 18, 2011 at 2:18 pm
THIS, this makes up for all the bio-waste “art” recently. Thank you HK. Bookmarked for those bad days when I need *something* to smile at.
July 18, 2011 at 2:22 pm
ONLY 19 PEOPLE LIKE HIS FIVERR PAGE WTF IS HAPPENING HERE.
July 18, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I saw, I went, I liked.
July 18, 2011 at 10:55 pm
well if I “liked” his page a notice would pop up on my facebook and my husband, the facebook junkie, would have his surprise present ruined.
July 18, 2011 at 2:25 pm
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July 18, 2011 at 2:34 pm
naah… depends what they say.
I quite enjoy the “ohmygosh its just tooooo comlicated” ones.
July 18, 2011 at 2:31 pm
I just ordered what will be the most memorable anniversary gift my husband will ever receive. Thank you, HK!
July 18, 2011 at 2:34 pm
I just kind of fell in love with this guy. Just let me at him with a tub of nads I could take him home to Mom maybe
July 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm
You think he could be improved with the addition of a bucket of testicles?
July 18, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Dinner date?
July 18, 2011 at 3:25 pm
At the famed Bucket o’ Testicles restaurant?
July 18, 2011 at 3:45 pm
has to be better than a bucket of ears.
July 18, 2011 at 3:46 pm
This was supposed to be the bucket of ears link.
July 18, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I think “nads” is the name of a hair removal product…unfortunately LOL
July 18, 2011 at 3:17 pm
That would be the fifth time. But the first four were more fun.
July 19, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Nads is that green australian hair remover goop remember the infomercials from the 90′s?
July 18, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I just got a call from my bank which put me in a really bad mood – and then I saw this video and I laughed out loud…for real.
Thank you!!
July 18, 2011 at 3:18 pm
I just got home from work and was checking my mail and this site. OH MY GAWD!!! I laughed my mascara off. That was the absolute BEST EVER $5 you have ever spent! Please make him do something else!!
July 18, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Niece’s Birthday – Check.
Mom’s Birthday – Check.
Our 18th Anniversary – Check.
Co-Worker’s 50th Birthday – Check.
I love you Helen, you make those Hallmark Moments come alive!
(and now he’s up to 60 orders)
July 18, 2011 at 3:51 pm
My friends are getting married. I should send them a greeting from this guy as a gift. “Congratulations Rob and Becky” in their wedding colors (purple and green) would look great undulating from this field of manly body hair.
July 18, 2011 at 3:52 pm
That was one of the best goddamn things I’ve seen all year.
THANK YOU HK. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
July 18, 2011 at 4:43 pm
After staying home today with a migraine, this video made me laugh so hard I threw up. Thanks for sharing! Best use of $5 ever for today and not including donations to worthwhile charities!
July 18, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Could someone with actual skills (as opposed to someone like me) make a Club Fuckery banner with a gif of this guy? I’ll pay you $5.
July 18, 2011 at 5:48 pm
I have had a very shitty Monday. This video is the only thing that has brought me any joy today. I have watched it at least 183 times now. I can’t get enough of it! I probably would have ended my life today if it hadn’t been for this video (ok, probably not, but I felt the need to be dramatic!) Thank you for the shufflin — shufflin!
July 18, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Holy crap, that video is wonderful.
July 18, 2011 at 6:24 pm
My only problem with changing the passwords daily is realizing that I’m not logged in until after the password has already changed >.< I've only started lurking around here like a week before you changed them to cf4l to begin with, and understood what to do just fine. I mean it's so easy 90k+ people can do it.
July 18, 2011 at 6:34 pm
I’m going to say something and I don’t care who hears it.
Praise God for men with hair on their bodies. I love guys with moderately hairy chests, I love treasure trails below the navel….I love the…feralness of it. Yes, I made that word up.
Hair on the stomach….eh. So hairy that it looks like you’re wearing your good sweater? No…but man oh man, a big strong guy with a hairy chest that can throw you around a little? NOICE.
I’m not 100% what sort of love maker this guy prefers, but I got a little squirmy watchin’ him dance.
July 19, 2011 at 9:08 am
Yes. Yes. Yes. Hairy men ROCK.
July 18, 2011 at 6:43 pm
The “4″ may be backwards, but it was still $5 well spent.
July 18, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Thank you, Miss Killer and Mr. Drywall. Really. Thank you. Damn! this whole thing is hilarious.
July 18, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Around the holidays at work we are often forced into “Secret Santa/Snowflake” bullshit. The price limit is usually $5.00. I think you know where I am going with this.
July 18, 2011 at 10:47 pm
I will pass that Idea to my husband, he’s always complaining about those.
July 18, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Slap me if this has been mentioned (I scanned and didn’t see it):
The paster massword is “cf4l.”
Painted into this man’s hair is “CF4L.”
Ms. Killer is going to get mail from people who are confused about whether the paster massword is in upper or lower case.
I betcha.
July 18, 2011 at 8:16 pm
That was the most arousing thing I’ve seen all month. I bet he’s also got a nice furry man-booty to go with his majestic chest pelt. I just hope he doesn’t decide to sell doilies made from his body hair on Etsy. Fingernail clippings always make those doilies about 3748927483x more disturbing though *shudder*
July 18, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Watched it, made the roomie watch it – this is awesome. LOVE IT.
July 18, 2011 at 9:08 pm
I just wanted to enter and say thanks for making my day
) comments that made me roll on the floor !
You guys are awesome . thank you Helen Killer for this
and thank you for the funny and flattering (most of them
ohhh , and the backward 4 is cause of the mirror
sorry about that !
much love
your hairy Israeli dude
Dror
or
chester (chest hair)
^_^
July 18, 2011 at 9:56 pm
I’m glad it made your day because it certainly made ours! I think we’ll be seeing more of you. At least I hope so…
July 18, 2011 at 10:02 pm
the backward 4 is awesome…
July 18, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Magical…simply magical, and I can’t wait for my husband to see the video I ordered…he will be….stunned.
July 19, 2011 at 1:13 am
Will the other ladies kill me if I get in the first marriage proposal?
July 19, 2011 at 1:22 am
Well done. Good luck with the business, and I think that I might have a wedding anniversary request next month
July 19, 2011 at 5:41 am
Chester. Lol
July 19, 2011 at 11:11 am
Thanks for having such a great sense of humor about this! We LOVED it!
July 19, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Shalom! So glad to see you joined! And best of luck with business, but by the look of things you are doing just fine right now, haha.
July 19, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Dancing Dror? Dancing Dov, more like.
This was amazing. Also, hot. Sign me up for the Fuzzy Fanclub.
July 18, 2011 at 9:56 pm
Definitely the best way to end the day!
July 18, 2011 at 11:05 pm
Holy man pelt!! That hairy beast is sexy.
July 19, 2011 at 1:07 am
The decor reads ‘straight’, but he’d make for awesome gay monkey sex.
Afterwards, I’d dictate free verse poetry and he’d use his hairy monkey feet to write everything down.
July 19, 2011 at 3:04 am
I would love for him to do that dance while laying on top of me.
I don’t mean that, I think…
July 19, 2011 at 3:33 am
Sure you don’t.
July 19, 2011 at 3:56 am
I want one of him, please! He is one sexy beast.
July 19, 2011 at 5:39 am
He has over 100 orders now. He’ll be exhausted by the time he finishes them all
,
July 19, 2011 at 6:19 am
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July 19, 2011 at 6:44 am
My husband is a terrible dancer. I made him watch this so he could learn some moves!
July 19, 2011 at 3:16 pm
My guy can’t dance either…I would totally ditch him at a club and go dance with this guy…
July 19, 2011 at 9:06 am
This guy is hot.
(Yes, I commented only once before, probably on equally important matters.)
July 19, 2011 at 10:13 am
Paypal now finally makes sense to me… thanku jebus
July 19, 2011 at 6:50 pm
I damand epic gifs of this stat, I would make them myself but Im kinda druk, and im a bitch!!
July 19, 2011 at 8:55 pm
He’s up to 127 in queue! holy crap!
My OBGYN is off for a week. I find out for sure the sex of my baby next week. and this shall be how I announce the sex. For friggin sure.
And maybe also my divorce so that I may marry this man….or at least be free to run my fingers through all that insanely delicious hair. Rawr.
July 20, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Omg this is hilarious!
July 20, 2011 at 10:26 pm
What is on his computer screen? It looks like a piece of meat with a face.
July 20, 2011 at 10:34 pm
It’s this:
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/06/13/members-only-56/fight-club-fuckery/
July 21, 2011 at 7:39 am
ohhhh herp derp derp. forget I asked.
July 21, 2011 at 12:10 am
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July 21, 2011 at 5:37 am
“the gig you are looking for is no longer available”
So sad! I didn’t get my order in yet!
July 21, 2011 at 10:58 am
Don’t worry. It’s back up, and for an additional $5 he’ll wear Disney underwear whilst dancing
July 22, 2011 at 7:33 am
Fucking hell. The first post in two months I don’t comment on, and there’s a blog linking back here explicitly talking about how funny the comments are.
I feel like the queen of the fat jealous losers, and not in a good way.
July 22, 2011 at 4:01 pm
We knew we all had to try extra hard to make up for your absence.
July 22, 2011 at 2:48 pm
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July 22, 2011 at 2:54 pm
oof that was bad timing
July 22, 2011 at 3:03 pm
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July 23, 2011 at 3:48 am
I’m a long time regretsy stalker. I joined solely for the purpose of declaring my love for this man. This.is.AWESOME! Thank you!
August 2, 2011 at 11:15 am
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