I just wanted to clarify my comment. I know what it means. I’m just in shock and question that ANYONE would write this on pictures that depict this specific person.
where are the etsy moustaches cupcakes & super friendly police when these pictures go up? it’s -bad- to them if you use, say, too many capital letters but not if you hawk marker drawings glorifying someone who killed her daughter– who you’ve dressed as a pointy eared elf?
I am frightened by these and am merely commenting to be on record as still being a member of society that has some sense. This is un-freaking-believable. I want to burn dog poop on these people’s doorsteps.
I’ve never heard her called Mommy Dearest, yet the quotation marks make it appear as though it is a common nickname. I must be out of the cool kids loop again.
@ Moi – I believe the “Mommy Dearest” is supposed to be a reference to the old movie “Mommie Dearest” about how batshit/abusive Joan Crawford was to her daughter. You know, “No more wire hangers!”
I could be wrong, but I just guessed.
Hey, at least this isn’t as bad as the stupid baby teenagers who draw cute, anime versions of Hitler, Himmler, Goebbels, and those other Nazi fuckwads doing cute, anime things.
I’m the purveyor of this shop and first of all, I love you Regretsy I’m a huge fan. Whimsicle fuckery fo life, yo.
WHY WOULD SOMEBODY DRAW THIS!?!?: I’ve been following the Casey Anthony trial since it began when little Caylee went missing a few years ago, and Casey’s face has been stuck in my head, so I decided to draw her. I drew these before the jury arrived with the verdict (which I disagree with), and, thinking she’d wind up guilty (I didn’t think she’d get death, but thought she’d wind up in jail for a long long long time), I thought it would be funny to have Bella Vita all over the place; I have a dark sense of humor. As far as the nymph one, I was talking with someone while watching the trial and we noted that she has nymph/pixie type features – the shape of her face, her slightly pointed ears, and her nose – so I just exaggerated it.
It was ALWAYS a good time to mentioned Edward Gorey. I have several pages from the illustrated alphabet framed (my favorite being “N is for Neville who died of ennui”) So amazingly bizarre.
I’ve taken down the listing for a number of reasons. First of all, “Bella Vita” was something Casey got tattooed while her daughter was missing. I drew these before the verdict, and, thinking she’d get loads of jail time, it was meant to be dark humor. However, since she got “not guilty”, this doesn’t work. I’d meant to take it down once she got not guilty (which I wasn’t expecting), but it slipped my mind.
Second, I in no way intended to glorify her. I understand why some people might have thought that, but I’ve been seeing her face on TV and in the news for years, minimally weekly, and more recently daily, due to the trial coverage. She’s in my head, and I wanted to draw her. The pixie/elf/nymph version was because a friend and I thought she had pixie-like features (especially in pictures with her hair pulled back). That’s it; really. I apologize for causing anyone’s blood pressure to go up in anger!
July 6, 2011 at 6:16 pm
And yet it still looks traced…
July 6, 2011 at 6:20 pm
I think this may be the most despicable one. It’s glorifying her.
July 6, 2011 at 6:21 pm
It’s the “pixie/nymph” thing that makes my jaw drop.
July 6, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Who doesn’t want a bad drawing of a child murderer dressed as a nymph? What are you, sane and tactful?
July 6, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Only on Tuesdays.
July 6, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Well, it sort of works. She is, after all, Lord of the Things…
July 6, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Aragorn: “Arwen, my love, is pure.”
Gimli: “Yeah, except for that time she killed her own child and got away with it.”
Aragorn: “…”
Yeah, I know I’m broken. TELL ME YOU DIDN’T THINK IT TOO.
July 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm
why yes i did
July 7, 2011 at 1:42 am
I would, but then I would giggle and bite my lip and you’d just *know*.
July 6, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Mommie Dearest x Galadriel?
Where’s an Orc when you need one?
July 6, 2011 at 6:21 pm
As an elf? You have to be fucking kidding me.
July 6, 2011 at 7:31 pm
maybe these are supposed to be drow elves. They’re evil, right?
July 6, 2011 at 7:36 pm
(applauds) Yes. Now whack her with non-foam covered weapons.
September 7, 2011 at 4:54 pm
I think Lolth would be displeased that she didn’t take credit, though.
July 6, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Why would anyone want to buy these? What would they do with them?
July 6, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Besides kill it with fire, you mean?
July 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm
Target practice?
July 7, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Wipe their asses, I suppose.
July 6, 2011 at 6:24 pm
This makes me want to make a Tasteless Treasures section…Things that Make me want to Go Puke…
July 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm
If you don’t, I will. I’ve been trying to think up ideas for a treasury anyway. Might as well steal yours…
July 6, 2011 at 10:58 pm
Someone has JonBenet satanic buttons! That would go with this theme as well
July 7, 2011 at 1:43 am
Please tell me you’re making that up. My heart can’t take much more kicking after seeing these.
July 6, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Because depicting her as a fantasy creature makes the tragedy somehow more bearable. ::face palm::
July 6, 2011 at 8:23 pm
like hitler with breasts makes him less of a monster?
July 6, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Bella Vita= Beautiful life? Good life? REALLY!?
July 6, 2011 at 6:34 pm
I just wanted to clarify my comment. I know what it means. I’m just in shock and question that ANYONE would write this on pictures that depict this specific person.
July 6, 2011 at 6:38 pm
During the phase when her daughter was allegedly missing, Casey Anthony had those words tattooed on her body.
July 6, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Where’s the rendition of her as Bella Swan wrapped in Edward’s arms? That would really make the collection complete.
Bonus points if these were done with scented markers.
July 6, 2011 at 6:52 pm
it’ll show up.
July 6, 2011 at 7:10 pm
Rule 34, my friend.
July 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
Convo the “artist”. I’m sure she wouldn’t find this to be an unreasonable request.
July 7, 2011 at 1:44 am
You may have just planted that scented little seed.
July 7, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Lol. Someone should do a rendition of a “Goatse Casey Anthony”. One of her mug shots would be peeking out of the dude’s anus.
July 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Because depicting her as a fantasy creature makes the train wreck a little more interesting. ::face-palm::
July 6, 2011 at 6:56 pm
where are the etsy moustaches cupcakes & super friendly police when these pictures go up? it’s -bad- to them if you use, say, too many capital letters but not if you hawk marker drawings glorifying someone who killed her daughter– who you’ve dressed as a pointy eared elf?
July 6, 2011 at 7:06 pm
I am frightened by these and am merely commenting to be on record as still being a member of society that has some sense. This is un-freaking-believable. I want to burn dog poop on these people’s doorsteps.
July 6, 2011 at 7:21 pm
Could you put that inside a Gamecube first? I think that would really class things up a bitch.
July 6, 2011 at 7:09 pm
OH MY GOD THIS TRIPE HAS A HEART!
Which is more than I can say for the motherfuckers who are profiting off of all of this…
July 6, 2011 at 7:12 pm
I’ve never heard her called Mommy Dearest, yet the quotation marks make it appear as though it is a common nickname. I must be out of the cool kids loop again.
July 7, 2011 at 7:53 am
@ Moi – I believe the “Mommy Dearest” is supposed to be a reference to the old movie “Mommie Dearest” about how batshit/abusive Joan Crawford was to her daughter. You know, “No more wire hangers!”
I could be wrong, but I just guessed.
July 7, 2011 at 2:49 pm
I think so too…I just think she’s stretching to use it here. =)
July 6, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Huh…I’m not sure what they were trying to prove with this one…
July 6, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Good thing she can pause her Tivo, so she can trace these JUST RIGHT.
July 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm
god, i better get these before they’re gone.
July 6, 2011 at 11:16 pm
Hey, at least this isn’t as bad as the stupid baby teenagers who draw cute, anime versions of Hitler, Himmler, Goebbels, and those other Nazi fuckwads doing cute, anime things.
July 7, 2011 at 10:03 am
That exists? ugh… someone nuke all the teenagers
July 7, 2011 at 8:36 am
Ah. Just… Ah… This has got me feeling dirty.
Seriously, where’s a Crake when you need one?
July 7, 2011 at 8:40 am
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July 7, 2011 at 9:53 am
Is now a bad time to mention that I actually own these:

July 7, 2011 at 10:05 am
It was ALWAYS a good time to mentioned Edward Gorey. I have several pages from the illustrated alphabet framed (my favorite being “N is for Neville who died of ennui”) So amazingly bizarre.
July 7, 2011 at 10:06 am
ugh… mention… derp
July 7, 2011 at 3:47 pm
I’ve taken down the listing for a number of reasons. First of all, “Bella Vita” was something Casey got tattooed while her daughter was missing. I drew these before the verdict, and, thinking she’d get loads of jail time, it was meant to be dark humor. However, since she got “not guilty”, this doesn’t work. I’d meant to take it down once she got not guilty (which I wasn’t expecting), but it slipped my mind.
Second, I in no way intended to glorify her. I understand why some people might have thought that, but I’ve been seeing her face on TV and in the news for years, minimally weekly, and more recently daily, due to the trial coverage. She’s in my head, and I wanted to draw her. The pixie/elf/nymph version was because a friend and I thought she had pixie-like features (especially in pictures with her hair pulled back). That’s it; really. I apologize for causing anyone’s blood pressure to go up in anger!