PEOPLE ARE AWESOME
One of the great things about Etsy is that it affords any vulture with marginal talent the ability to make a few bucks on the back of tragedy.
So today, as the nation is reeling from one of the most shocking verdicts in recent memory, let us exploit a dead baby with some neat stickers and bad felt marker drawings.
Bonus points for NO portion of the proceeds benefiting the victim or any child abuse charity!
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July 6, 2011 at 6:14 pm
How is a painting of Ruth Buzzi supposed to help me remember the Anthony trial?
July 6, 2011 at 7:21 pm
YESSS!!!! i was wondering who that reminded me of
July 6, 2011 at 7:24 pm
“Never forget”.
July 6, 2011 at 8:19 pm
I had been searching google images for what it was triggering in my feeble brain
July 6, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Disgusting, let that poor girl rest with some dignity.
July 6, 2011 at 6:15 pm
That acrylic painting titled “Outsider Lowbrow Art” is certainly doing violent things to my eyes….
July 6, 2011 at 6:16 pm
I find it appalling that nowadays people are “leaving the porch light on” in memory of the girl. What ever happened to lighting a candle?
July 6, 2011 at 6:18 pm
Candle? Whats a candle?
July 6, 2011 at 6:19 pm
I’ve seen both and both are supposed to lead someone home.
July 6, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Yeah, pretty sure it’s a little late for that.
July 6, 2011 at 6:25 pm
The fact that people waited until the day of the verdict, three weeks AFTER she died, makes it seem like they’re leaving the porch light on to celebrate getting away with murder.
July 6, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Did you mean three weeks to the year?
July 6, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Yeah, three years off there.
July 6, 2011 at 6:38 pm
It takes way less effort to click “like” on facebook’s event than to go to the store, buy a candle, attend a rally, remember you left your lighter in your other hoodie, and get a light from someone else. Hell, you don’t even have to flip on your light. It’s not like the facebook event police are gonna come check.
July 6, 2011 at 6:57 pm
I left my porch lights on…. so my roommate would be able to see on her way in when she got home.
July 7, 2011 at 9:24 am
I didn’t, because I live in an apartment with interior entrances and the hall lights are always on.
July 6, 2011 at 6:41 pm
It just makes me think of those old Motel 6 commercials. “We’ll leave the light on for ya.”
July 6, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Thankfully people are NOT talking about lighting candles or else we would be bombarded with Caylee Photo Candles on Etsy
July 6, 2011 at 7:28 pm
Oh, lord, didn’t think about that – it’s only a matter of time ’til novena candles show up with poor Caylee’s face on them…
July 6, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Made out of old Burger King cups… wait, what?
July 6, 2011 at 6:56 pm
I admit, I did the porch light thing, too. But to be fair, we also had a 50 mph dust storm sweep through the city last night so I don’t think the candle would have lasted long.
Anyway, I do have a nightly candle lit for all the children who have died through domestic violence, and have done so for the past five years. It’s my own quiet tribute that no one else will probably ever see, but I don’t care. Personal reasons.
July 7, 2011 at 9:02 am
What ever happened to looking out for children in your own community that might be victims of abuse and doing something about it?
Oh, I forgot: that would take time, money, effort, and risk. Lighting a worthless stupid fucking candle or flicking on the porch light is a cheap, effortless way of showing how much you care about being seen as a sympathetic person, without doing anything worthwhile to help anyone.
July 7, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Keep judging people, there, Blurgle. Especially not knowing a thing about the circumstances people might be under that might just prevent doing anything more than lighting a cheap, fucking candle. Maybe they’re working 15 hours a day at two jobs, desperately trying to support themselves and a disabled member of their family (as I am), and hey, maybe they aren’t even able to spend more than $15 a year on work clothes so they only have one pair of pants to wear (as I have).
Yep, yep, keep on judging those who would love to return to volunteering at the animal shelter, but can’t because of the aforementioned 2 jobs which take up all but a few minutes of the day. Throw that sanctimonious attitude at those who used to be able to donate goods to the battered women’s shelter, but can’t now, since, ya know, they don’t have any clothes themselves.
Well, keep being a total assbadger and I may just shove my cheap-ass fucking candle up where the porch light don’t shine. M’kay?
July 8, 2011 at 12:16 am
AbbyCat, I deeply admire and respect your reasons for the candle thing, especially since you don’t make a huge public deal out of it. I think Blurgle was referring to the people who are only doing it for attention. Like, the ones who will lose interest even before Nancy Grace finds another big news story to coin a nickname for. I figure he meant the ones who are making a scene about their “mourning” since expecting praise for giving just enough fucks to flick a switch is the trendy thing to do right now; not the people who actually care.
July 7, 2011 at 11:22 am
Candles are too old-timey I guess.
July 8, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Dammit. I live in Orlando and accidentally left my porch light on a couple days ago.
July 6, 2011 at 6:16 pm
It’s just so sad. I’m to sad to even be angry.
July 6, 2011 at 6:26 pm
or to use the correct too.
July 6, 2011 at 9:27 pm
I’m a mom and I’m horrified that Casey will be back to partying by the weekend…if anyone is still willing to be her friend.
July 6, 2011 at 6:18 pm
that lowbrow painting looks just like the disgruntled barista I see every morning at starbucks.
July 6, 2011 at 6:19 pm
I love how the “Got kids” vinyl decal may “lose tackiness” if repositioned. I certainly wouldn’t want to diminish the tackiness of this product in any way!
July 6, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Just what I was thinking! I don’t think anyone need worry about that decal losing its tackiness. Ever.
July 6, 2011 at 6:19 pm
It’s just awful. These people actually think they’re talented enough to earn money from this stuff.
July 6, 2011 at 6:38 pm
What? I’m not allowed to question their full artistic ability?
July 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm
I think they thumbs-downed you because you gave a genuine, heartfelt reply instead of snarky bullshit. Do better next time!
July 6, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Vulture Art.
I can see making some of it for therapeutic reasons, possibly. But to sell it? A vinyl sticker for pete’s sake? No, I agree with you rjg, It’s just awful.
July 6, 2011 at 6:20 pm
These items are classless. I mean, where are the temporary tattoos of heart-stickered duct tape? The glitter-embellished replica of Casey’s vagina? Or, at very least, her image Modpodged onto an oyster shell? Geez, etsy “artists”, you’re doing it wrong.
July 6, 2011 at 6:24 pm
You forgot to mention the googly eyes. Hey! If this is the talent people are bringing to cash in on a tragedy than I’m sure we can make some quick money with a Casey Anthony google-eyed, glittery OOAK vag!
July 6, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Upcycle her actual uterus imo, vajazzled googly eye style if need be. I’d rather see it on Etsy than in use again.
July 6, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Those are all simply appalling! I don’t know which is worse the dollhouse magazines… “Here you go sweetie, some magazines for your dollies. They’re about some other little girl, except her Mom probably killed her”. Or the bedroom door sticker. Who thinks it’s *cool* to stick that up on their door???
July 7, 2011 at 9:51 am
Actually, of all of them I thought the door decal was the best. It’s smart, cruel (to mom, not Caylee,) and pointed.
July 7, 2011 at 10:46 am
I agree, GW. The magazines, however, did bother me the most. The laptop sticker was a close second, and the Jesus picture came in third.
July 6, 2011 at 6:23 pm
God, that’s sickening. What sort of person hears about a murdered girl and thinks, “Oooh, maybe I can make a quick twenty bucks!”
I don’t even have anything snarky to say. This is just horrible.
July 6, 2011 at 10:55 pm
What strikes me with this is the fact that holy fuck, this means someone probably searches for “Caylee Anthony” or the likes in the “Handmade” search on Etsy. WHY?
July 6, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Scumbag Muther F’ing lowest common denominators……seriously despicable!!
July 6, 2011 at 6:27 pm
I sometimes really wish there was a hell so that these people could burn in it.
July 6, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Then I remember compassion.
July 6, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Then I look at the vinyl sticker GOT KIDS? on the TRUNK of a car, for crying out loud, and compassion can get stuffed.
July 6, 2011 at 6:29 pm
In regards to the Jesus pic, I’m not saying I have a messiah complex or anything, but if I were Jesus I’d be plotting a little driving the money changers out of the temple Rambo action on some folks over this kind of shit.
July 6, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Stay Klassy, Etsy.
July 6, 2011 at 8:42 pm
I see this “klassy” thing all over the place these days. Is it in fact a ketamine reference? I’m feeling very out of the loop here. Klassy with K, that’s a thing right?
I just need to be a hip kid.
July 7, 2011 at 1:11 am
I don’t know about the ketamine or these hip kids you speak of (get off my lawn), but it’s been a thing since at least 1933:
“She’s got class with a capital K!”
From the song Nellie the Nudist Queen, by Stuart Ross & John Sargent.
/old song nerdery
July 7, 2011 at 7:18 am
You mean the Kardashians didn’t come up with it?!
July 7, 2011 at 8:00 am
I have no idea what ketamine is. I just noticed a few years ago that no business that ever uses the word “klassy” in their name is ever even remotely “classy.” So, it’s my own special word for “trying to be classy but is in fact extremely trashy and/or low-rent.” Hmmm. I think I’ve just described myself. Damn.
July 7, 2011 at 11:07 am
Some strange guy with Klassy as part of his name started following me on Twitter for no apparent reason. I have very few followers so this guy sticks out like a sore thumb. I haven’t decided yet if he’s just mocking or not, but he doesn’t really seem all that bright so maybe he really is just klassy.
July 6, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Words fail me. I just … ugh….#@#$$%% GRRRAAA!!!! gnk.
July 6, 2011 at 6:36 pm
They shouldn’t have made her try on the glove.
July 6, 2011 at 6:39 pm
You know, right up to the time I clicked on the 1st pic, I thought Nancy Grace was the biggest vulture in this whole deal, but at least she tried to make it look “journalistic”. This is a blatant attempt to cash in on a real tragedy- and not one penny for Child Abuse Protection charities?!
Excuse me for a sec… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Good thing there wasn’t an Etsy when JonBenet Ramsay was killed- I don’t think I could stand looking at sequin-covered “upcycled” JonBenet dolls. That said, I’d hate to have these people’s Karma. Tragedy upon fucking tragedy… *smh*
July 6, 2011 at 6:48 pm
I suck for this, but what kind of name is JonBenet?
July 6, 2011 at 7:16 pm
She was a little pageant princess that was murdered in 1996. The media stuff was just as crazy for her.
The Anthony case of it’s time.
July 6, 2011 at 8:41 pm
No, you’re right- it’s weird. Her father’s name is John Bennett Ramsey. He named his daughter after himself. Anyone else ever notice that?
July 7, 2011 at 7:00 am
ok now that reminds me of “Keeping up apearances” The Bucket (pronounced BOO KAY)residence, the lady of the house speaking”
July 7, 2011 at 10:13 am
It’s not the first time. My friend shares a middle name with her dad and hated it.
July 6, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Sorry to break this one to ya, but, Jon Benet has her place on Etsy too:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/65675993/jonbenet-baphomet-pin-tragic-beauty?
July 6, 2011 at 10:57 pm
Dear GODS… This reminds me of my idiot years (14-16) when I thought “shock goth” was good times.
Looking back, I am now in full comprehension as to why I got made fun of.
How much stupid could anyone cram into an item?
July 7, 2011 at 10:14 am
Now for something completely different: love your pic MsBitch! But then I love the comic and dinos so WIN!
July 7, 2011 at 7:19 am
Yes, her cult following still has a few stragglers left.
July 10, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Not that I think you’ll care, but Nancy Grace actually gives a huge chunk of every paycheck to charities that support the end of violence against women. Years ago she was attacked, raped and almost killed. Her fiance, who was with her, was killed trying to protect her.
And while I find it all appalling, it’s her job to rally interest in true crime cases…just like all of the other reporters, both conservative and liberal. But, then, she doesn’t agree with your political stance so you’re going to see things the way you want. *shrug*
July 6, 2011 at 6:40 pm
This is just too damn much. We should report all of these people, not that Etsy cares. These assholes are just as sick as the one who got off for murder yesterday. This is tasteless beyond words! A sweet little baby girl died!!! How the hell do these pathetic shits sleep at night trying to make money off of such a horrible senseless tragedy??!!
July 6, 2011 at 6:47 pm
They should be reported to granparents Anthony. Haven’t they trademarked or copyrighted Caylee ? I seem to recall something in those lines…
July 6, 2011 at 6:56 pm
…At a loss for words. Are you fucking serious?!
July 6, 2011 at 7:16 pm
…sorry.
*slinks off into the night*
July 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Sirius and ME.
July 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
@Spas – I was just playing Lego Harry Potter (I mean, my kids were, if we had any), so this made me chuckle.
July 6, 2011 at 8:52 pm
I found it here http://dianefanning.blogspot.com/2011/05/greed-knows-no-bounds-casey-anthony.html
July 6, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Fuck this shit, seriously. I hate people too much right now.
July 6, 2011 at 6:50 pm
People are awesomely horrible. And stupid. I was the foreman of a jury once, and my fellows could not understand the difference between ‘beyond a reasonable doubt’ and NO doubt. They thought they had to have absolutely no doubt in order to convict. In cases like Anthony’s, I wonder if this is what went on with the jury.
July 6, 2011 at 7:00 pm
I currently live in Pinellas county Florida. I am sad to say this could easily be the case. In fact – I had that same thought earlier today.
July 6, 2011 at 7:11 pm
That’s why a lot of criminals are offered deals. Better to get them to plead guilty on a lesser charge than have them go scott free because a jury can’t make the “beyond resonable/NO doubt” distinction.
Poor wee girl.
July 7, 2011 at 9:36 am
/gets on a soap box.
The right to a jury is a damned important right. The power of the jury is huge and vital.
The time and efforts spent educating the jury about their power and responsibilities is minuscule.
The legal system as it stands relies on our lack of understanding. An educated jury is much harder to sway.
/jumps down. Notices it’s after noon and goes to drink a beer before wandering off.
July 7, 2011 at 12:18 am
I was on jury of a mother who was on trial for killing her son and the jury had the same problem. The mother was found not guilty and all of the jurors even said after that they thought she was guilty but didn’t think that the prosecution proved it beyond doubt. But people like this who are looking to make money off of this. Disgusting. I don’t care how poor I ever get I’m not going to use the death of a child to make money with my craft.
I hate people sometimes.
July 7, 2011 at 8:56 am
A lot of what I’ve heard about this case and several others in the news lately is that we, as a nation, have become so CSI-ed that we want not just circumstantial evidence (which is still totally valid evidence, ask Scott Peterson), but we want to see complete forensic evidence before we think someone is guilty. It’s partly because we’ve become conditioned by most true-crime shows that the killer always slips up and leaves something connecting him/her to the crime, and partly because there are a lot of people sitting in jail who were convicted on circumstantial evidence that turned out innocent (not all, but some).
The lack of forensics or time/place/concrete method of death is what really sank (possibly subconsciously) them with a jury that may watch any CBS prime-time show.
July 8, 2011 at 7:03 pm
This annoys me soooooo much. I remember this one case, the wife (who was trying to be the ex) disappeared. No evidence other than that her car had been missing while his truck sat in front of her new house. Husband says “She ran off to Mexico with her lover.” Almost NO physical evidence, not even a body. The main evidence? He, a cop, had said he could kill someone and hide the body and no one would ever find it. They convicted him. 10 years later someone found the body. Even though they have it, and have DNA proving it’s her, he still maintains that she is alive and in mexico with her lover.
July 6, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Because the best way to remember an innocent beautiful child who died a tragic horrible death most likely at the hands of a family member is by complete stranger selling useless tasteless crap in their memory and keeping all the money for themselves.
Yup. that’s the ticket.
good to know the poor child didn’t die in vain.
oh wait….
July 6, 2011 at 7:08 pm
aww man, really… geesh. well it was inevitable.
July 6, 2011 at 7:12 pm
My brain is too exhausted by the whole thing to think of something witty to say about these bloodsuckers. I personally swear to never buy a thing she will profit from or watch her tell her story for profit on any news station.
July 6, 2011 at 7:13 pm
Just how many Etsy shops does Casey Anthony have, anyway?
July 6, 2011 at 7:25 pm
I wonder if there’s a matching Bevis for that Butthead painting.
July 6, 2011 at 7:27 pm
Holy carp! That prayer card! The bearded guy! Has anybody questioned him!?!?
July 6, 2011 at 7:28 pm
I’m making an Etsy account just so I can report all this shit.
July 6, 2011 at 7:30 pm
I was just waiting for this shit to pop up. Unscrupulous bastards.
July 6, 2011 at 7:31 pm
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July 6, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Too bad your patents didn’t think the same way, huh?
July 6, 2011 at 7:40 pm
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July 7, 2011 at 12:16 am
July 7, 2011 at 1:15 pm
i don’t understand the significance of this owl (I’m not hip, i guess? I suspected as much) but it is FREAKING FANTASTIC. I’ll just create my own meaning…
July 7, 2011 at 7:08 pm
(it’s a bird fart)
July 6, 2011 at 7:51 pm
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July 6, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Pardon my French, sir, but fuck off.
I apologize, that wasn’t French after all.
July 6, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Try this one: va te faire foutre
July 6, 2011 at 11:00 pm
Wait, was this a giant buildup to you being pro-life? Fuck you, mister. No, seriously. Fuck you.
July 7, 2011 at 3:51 am
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July 7, 2011 at 12:04 am
Aw, look, it’s an adorable little troll!
Isn’t he cute?
July 7, 2011 at 5:07 am
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July 7, 2011 at 10:02 am
I prefer my trolls under a bridge…
Anally raped with a glitter-pole, bound, gagged, and crying…
But that’s just me…
Also, <3 you Lemon!
July 7, 2011 at 5:25 pm
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July 7, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Wow… so you’re admitting that you WANT to be anally raped with a glitter pole?
You’re a sicker fuck than we thought!
July 8, 2011 at 3:49 am
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July 7, 2011 at 8:08 am
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July 7, 2011 at 10:21 am
I guess Sir you need this shirt. When I was a teen, my mom threatened me with this. LOL.
Spreadshirt
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young
July 7, 2011 at 5:16 pm
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July 10, 2011 at 1:07 am
As I have tried to explain before, do not order from the children’s menu. They never cook them properly. Personally, I think teens would be too tough and stringy.
July 6, 2011 at 7:39 pm
All this is foreplay waiting for the Lifetime movie of the week (which I’m sure will be out in less than 18 months), and the Broadway musical in about 10 years. The book all these will be based on will come out in less than 6 months. Especially if it’s “self-published”
July 7, 2011 at 1:12 am
Law and Order SVU: next season.
July 7, 2011 at 8:59 am
Ooooh yeah, they’ll need a good season opener after their main two people have left or cut back appearances. But she’ll be found guilty in a twist ending.
July 7, 2011 at 10:21 am
And let’s not forget CSI. I’m thinking Miami will take this one.
July 7, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Casey’s already been offered to star in a film…by Vivid Entertainment. Porn. Suitable, I think. I’m from Central Florida and had to watch this all unfold.
July 6, 2011 at 7:41 pm
It’s like the bastard child of /b/ and etsy.
I shall call it /b/etsy.
July 6, 2011 at 7:47 pm
I would absolutely love to say that I’m surprised by all the tasteless crap people have come up with to commemorate *cough cough profit from* the poor girls death. But I’d be lying out my ass
July 7, 2011 at 7:03 am
“I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed”.Johnathan Swift…
July 6, 2011 at 7:55 pm
This shit just makes my heart hurt…
July 6, 2011 at 8:03 pm
I could put the lint I picked out of my butt into the church collection plate and it would be less obscene than those sellers cashing in on this.
July 6, 2011 at 8:46 pm
These are all really horrible. And I don’t mean ethically. These are horrible, horrible art. Each one could deserve its own Regretsy post without even having a tragedy attached to it.
July 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Wow, just renews my faith in humanity. No, thats not what I meant. What a bunch of bottom feeding scum suckers. Yeah that is what I meant.
July 6, 2011 at 9:43 pm
Stop the planet, I want OFF!!
Goddammit so much.
July 6, 2011 at 10:03 pm
I’ve siad it before, I’ll say it again…
July 7, 2011 at 12:03 am
Probably too serious, but the comments about the jury brought to mind an opinion piece that I read that made a case for why jury duty is not something you should try to get out of – not sure what the rules are in the US, but here your company can claim you are irreplaceable or something along those lines, and you can be excused – which generally results in a more “educated” group getting out of duty. This results in juries who do not necessarily possess the breadth of reasoning that would do complex cases justice (I’m trying to not say “stupid”, bear with me.)
It certainly changed my view on what I would do if called up…
July 7, 2011 at 9:43 am
I wish it was that easy. I’ve had Jury Duty twice. You can be excused if you can show that by attending Jury Duty it would place an undue financial burden on your family. I was able to be excused once because I was VERY pregnant. but you can also only due it once.
July 7, 2011 at 4:06 pm
I got called twice and really wanted to serve both times, but was dismissed both times. The first was a suit against a tobacco company. The second was a malpractice suit against my orthodontist. I’d really like to know how that one turned out.
July 8, 2011 at 7:08 pm
My mom got called up. After hearing most of the trial, one of the other jurors, who happened to be suing the state and should not have been eligible for duty, told the judge that she was refusing to listen to the defense. She was excused. The jury hated the dude who sued the state and actually acquitted just to get away from him (one hour before the judge was going to call a hung jury). 6 months later they found PICTURES of the defendant committing the offense.
Gotta love being 6 and having to field calls from Hard Copy and reporters stalking your mom because she’s the only one who refused to interview. Gotta love people saying your mother is a horrible judgmental bitch who hates the justice system and is the reason a murderer went free.
Quite frankly, having a rational person on the jury doesn’t help if everyone else there is a friggin moron.
July 7, 2011 at 12:32 am
This one is donating $5 of her $44.95 price tag to Child Help. Which at least something is being donated, but I make rosaries myself and wouldn’t think of using her name as an excuse to make money. Call me cynical but it seems more like a “if I donate a small amount using Caylee’s name more people will buy” ploy. Can she not just sell the rosary and donate money to Child Help without putting Caylee’s name on it?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/77307845/blessed-justice-for-caylee-ii-rosary?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_submit=&ga_search_query=Caylee+Anthony&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmade
July 7, 2011 at 1:01 am
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July 7, 2011 at 6:13 am
I’m not usually a fan of reactive legislation, but if there isn’t already a law for that, it does seem like a sensible idea – provided the age limits were worked out properly for what was a “child” and there was a sensible timeframe (so you didn’t end up in jail because you didn’t pick up the phone within five minutes).
I can’t sign the petition as I don’t live there.
July 7, 2011 at 8:12 am
I’m writing to propose that a new law be put into effect making it a felony for a parent, legal guardian, or caretaker to not notify law enforcement of the death of their child, accidental or otherwise, within 1 hour of said death being discovered.
Also, make it a felony for a parent, legal guardian, or caretaker to not notify law enforcement of the disappearance of a child within 24 hours, so proper steps can be taken to find that child before it’s too late.
July 8, 2011 at 8:00 am
I had the same idea when she was found not guilty of everything but obstruction. Not reporting a missing child should definitely be a felony.
July 7, 2011 at 7:05 am
Does’t obstruction of justice already cover that?
July 7, 2011 at 9:47 am
and isn’t also already a felony to not report a child missing?
July 8, 2011 at 7:52 am
It would seem not to be, or she’d definitely have been convicted of that one. They could prove that.
July 7, 2011 at 4:00 am
Vultures with marginal talent? Are you talking about sellers or the paid people at Etsy? Marginal talent on a biz that takes in monthly millions and haven’t made one seller-beneficial change for over 3 years. Not one.
It would be better to boycott Etsy than it would be to spend one more 20 cents for nothing going nowhere fast.
July 7, 2011 at 6:16 am
I clicked through to the comments to remark on the flag cake. Now I feel trivial.
What the heck. It’s a very cool cake – I’ve seen the recipe before and it gave rise to two thoughts: 1. it’s a shame nobody’s thought of a way to do the stars, and 2. I’d like to see someone try it with a Union Jack.
July 7, 2011 at 7:23 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/images/food_16x9_448/recipes/union_jack_battenburg_15063_16x9.jpg
July 7, 2011 at 7:25 am
I bet you could approximate the stars with white flower decors. Same idea as a funfetti cake.
July 7, 2011 at 8:02 am
But then you’d have to decorate each slice individually. I was trying to imagine a way to make the stars appear as you sliced it.
July 7, 2011 at 8:01 am
Hmm.
I suppose it’s no more of a mangling of the actual flag than the stars-and-stripes cake, but somehow it looks lamer. Good effort, but not quite there.
July 7, 2011 at 7:44 am
Some people need a serious kick in the taint. I’m all for capitalism, but people like these ass-jackals makes me want to maim people with my knitting needles.
An innocent child was murdered and they think it’s a good idea to profit off of it? They are just as heartless as that egg donor who took the time to keep the party spirit going for a month, but couldn’t be bothered to call police and file a report that her own child was missing. At least she isn’t profiting off her soulless indifference…yet.
July 7, 2011 at 7:55 am
Someone stop the planet! I want off!
It disgusts me how some people are trying to make a buck off a tragedy like this. An innocent little girl was murdered and people make crap like this…
July 7, 2011 at 12:00 pm
This is why we fight.
.
Well, that and it’s fun to mock hokey shit.
July 7, 2011 at 8:50 am
I hope the bitch dates O.J.
July 7, 2011 at 9:49 am
http://www.etsy.com/listing/77343593/casey-anthony-trial-diorama-case?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=Casey+Anthony&ga_search_type=all&ga_facet=
for some reason this really doesn’t surprise me.
July 7, 2011 at 10:11 am
The seller just joined Etsy today and this is the only item in their shop. Suspicious, no?
July 7, 2011 at 10:24 am
It already has 28 hearts. How ’bout them apples?
July 9, 2011 at 12:31 am
http://www.facebook.com/R.I.PCaseyMarie?sk=wall
Sweet fucking god.
August 28, 2011 at 9:37 am
Not meaning to offend, but the prosecution really did not present adequate evidence for a murder 1 conviction. In fact there was a great deal of reasonable doubt about whether she was the killer at all, or whether it was someone else or an accident.
I suspect Casey as well, but this is the way the justice system is designed to work.
Also, Casey’s lawyer was a fucking moron.
October 25, 2011 at 6:40 pm
the legacy goes on…
http://www.etsy.com/listing/81725966/casey-anthony-caricature-ooak-sculpture?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_submit=&ga_search_query=casey+anthony&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmade