Lightsaber Underwear!?!?! Buy those I would. Get on it Regretsians, although do my ego a favor and make the Lightsaber at least medium-sized or large instead of tiny…
I’m so used to the Postcards/Wishful Drinking/Jenny Craig version of Carrie Fisher I actually had to think about this one. And then I still clicked the link to make sure the one on the left wasnt her.
On Ellen, it looks like Yoda is praying. Or rather, praying Yoda is.
Really, it kind of hurts my heart (buried under my own set of Snoopy-nose hooters) to hear such scathing remarks about Ellen’s boobs. Geez….where’s the talk about how boobs are like snowflakes, all different, all perfect in their own way? Why does Regretsy love the conglomerate of contrasting cooters, but a healthy set of taffy ta-tas are shunned?
@ Kimoutre Not everyone gets a happy perky youth if they jump straight in at D at 14 like my boobs decided to. They’ve never had an anti-gravity moment. Sad times.
Everyone “”WANTS”" big tits, but they never think the consequences. Back pain, sagging, boob pain from the sag, bras that jab, poke, dig into, etc., shoulder pain from bras having to hold up the twins, crappy looking granny bras and nothing sexy or even CUTE for the younger set with the lifelong curse of big effing tits…..
Shit. Don’t tell me that. I’m over halfway there. If they get any worse I think I may just curl in a hole and die. These damn things are unbearable enough. I’d hack these suckers off in a heartbeat if I had the $40k it requires. Unfortunately, no insurance co. for me to sucker into it. My older sister is getting hers done this fall because she has insurance. I hate her so much.
@Lilz32, I hear you sisteer! Iwas a 32B in the third grade and called “Stuffy” the rest of elementary school. Now I’m an ill-fitting, needs to be custom-fitted Friday, 40GG. The only time I was ever perky was early pregnancy and when I was engorged post-partum. I could lose 2 lbs each side and still fill out a D cup. If that is really Ellen, I applaud her! Real boobs sag, point down, and have blue veins and stretchmarks. They are seldom magazine sexy!
I’m 30 & a H-cup – mine look surprisingly similar to the shopped Ellen ones when I’m braless. It just comes with the territory. *flips gravity the bird*
really – the way that mine just happened to grow, regardless of the amount of support that tried to train them otherwise – “not too sure about the healthy either” – some of us were born that way – no breast feeding, no running around without a bra –
I know this puts me on the Whine and Cheese plate of butthurt – but get over it – droopy udder boobs happen – as much as I would love to have my nips up top and perky, and not be able to hold the whole pencil case, it’s just what life dealt me
and, yeah – no way that those are Ellen’s
Amen, hallelujah! My Trip-D’s were fed upon, which really does increase softness and hence subject-to-gravitiness, but that’s the reason they exist. Not that everyone has to employ them that way, but it is how we wound up with these funpuppies in the first place!
Thank you, mine could hold a pencil since they reached a D-cup…when I was 14 years old.
I think all the catty comments are due to straight women not seeing any boobs outside of movies/TV, and these days they’re all implants.
or you get my set, one side is a DD cup, the other is a D cup. I had some many problems finding bras that I just got the tankinis with the bra built in. Boobies suck. I hate mine, but of course my husband loves them. Dear god DONT let my husband see the Yoda pasties, or any other set in that shop!
I don’t think anyone is really saying they are terrible boobs. I just personally don’t want to see Ellen’s. (whether they are photoshopped or not!) You have to admit the picture is a little unnerving.
This made me spit out my coffee because I literally just found out that this play is performing in the NYC Fringe Festival this August:
“Epic Win Burlesque presents The Star Debate: Trek vs. Wars”
Two costumed nerds passionately argue the superiority of their favorite science fiction franchises, with sexy “evidence” provided by superstars of the NYC burlesque scene.
There’s burlesque for anime as well. I’ve been to one before; it’s pretty amazing. I was with someone who had a press badge, so we got pretty awesome seats. It’s hilarious, sexy, and fun! I’d love to be able to go to that Trek vs Wars one D:
Davnhey beat me to it. I was gonna say that I know burlesque dancers, and I’m pretty sure the ones I know have done a Star Wars themed show as some point.
I was engaged to a nerd….was crazy about him, but not so much the Star Wars stuff. I’d have worn them for him on our honeymoon in a nanosecond, though! lol
OMG, WANT. WANT SO HARD.
I know it’s kind of not the point, but I need to stop reading Regretsy until I have some form of income. I don’t care how ridiculous these are; THEY MUST BE MINE.
All those years of crying because I had no ta tas to speak of have finally paid off….still perky after all these years. That’s the good news for all you titless bitches, life is good*!
Howsoever, pasties? Er, no..peeling off double sided tape does not sound like a real turn ons…
(*we will not talk about the belly – that’s what spandex is for)
One time in high school I went to a Halloween party as a zombie crossdresser. I duct taped two off-kilter oranges to my chest and had a fabulous pink shirt n’ skirt I ripped up.
But that night, boy did my chest get a waxin’. I don’t even have real tits, man@
A burlesque dancer friend does a number dressed as Princess Leia involving a collapsible light saber and some very interesting pantomime. She would LOVE these things.
Omg, those Ellen boobies are scary! If those were her real ones, I shudder to think what they’d look like when she does her silly dances on her show….yikes!
Years ago, a stripper lived in the upstairs apartment. She made her own pasties, and they were very interesting. Even more interesting was the clothesline she had on the front porch up there– yup, drying pasties.
July 6, 2011 at 9:37 am
Why Ellen?
July 6, 2011 at 9:43 am
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July 6, 2011 at 9:51 am
She’s got a good personality. She’d probably be into it.
July 6, 2011 at 9:59 am
the farce is strong with that one.
July 6, 2011 at 11:24 am
I think I love you.
July 6, 2011 at 11:18 am
I agree.
She’d likely require a Jedi Light-saber strap on, though.
July 6, 2011 at 11:46 am
WHOEVER bought them would need a Jedi Light Saber. Someone should definitely suggest it to the artist as an upsell.
July 6, 2011 at 12:54 pm
It’s been done before:
July 6, 2011 at 8:17 pm
I now have my Thinking Fodder for my experience trying to master my force…
July 6, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Works for me.
July 6, 2011 at 7:34 pm
And I’d be into her…
She gives me a Lesboner. I <3 that sexy, sexy woman.
Is there an UN-modified version of that you can point me to? *meow*
Sure, it's obviously not her body, but a bitch can dream!
July 6, 2011 at 10:30 am
Why not?
July 6, 2011 at 10:37 am
Well, Ellen is into yoga. Close enough, isn’t it?
July 6, 2011 at 9:38 am
And here I was thinking those were kind of cute. AND THEN I CLICKED.
July 6, 2011 at 9:39 am
Why did I click?
WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT!?
WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH!?
Oh, wait, Bronc posted this. I should have expected it.
July 6, 2011 at 9:39 am
At first sight I though those were sparkly snot lumps.
July 6, 2011 at 9:39 am
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT PICTURE OF ELLEN EXIST FOR?!
July 6, 2011 at 9:40 am
Exactly. Exactly.
July 6, 2011 at 9:47 am
It doesn’t, it is called Photoshop.
July 6, 2011 at 9:52 am
Yes. Ellen’s boobs are much smaller than mine. (and those aren’t mine either because I don’t have a belly button piercing, but they could be)
July 6, 2011 at 10:32 am
I’m looking right at it; ergo, it exists. I don’t care how it was created, such a vision has met my eyes and it cannot be denied.
July 6, 2011 at 11:04 am
I asked the disabled guy: “You wanna see a topless photo of Ellen?”
He said, “Sure!” and walked into the room. Then he said, “On Regretsy!? NO, STOP!” as I clicked on it and he said, “Aw… that’s not right.”
July 6, 2011 at 11:13 am
His instincts are sound.
July 6, 2011 at 6:12 pm
Who is this disabled guy you speak of?
July 6, 2011 at 7:46 pm
Oh Patty, I always look forward to the horrible things you do to Disabled Guy.
It gives me the snarky giggles.
July 6, 2011 at 9:39 am
I would be afraid to wear those, George Lucas might have the copyrights to those bad boys.
July 6, 2011 at 9:39 am
The sad truth is that my husband would *LOVE* to see me in these. *shakes head and wanders away*
July 6, 2011 at 10:01 am
The sad thing is that you would clearly not oblige.
July 6, 2011 at 9:40 am
Wrong, the correct answer should have been Samuel L Jackson
July 6, 2011 at 10:25 am
To all “Who Wore It Better” queries. He can pull off any look.
July 6, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Or Gary Busey. As a matter of fact, I think he’s been retired from all “who wore it better” posts, because he always wins!
July 6, 2011 at 9:43 am
Having not seen the picture (thanks, previous commenters!), I kind of want these.
July 6, 2011 at 9:47 am
click it. i dare you.
July 6, 2011 at 10:43 am
I double dog dare you.
July 6, 2011 at 11:31 am
I dare you to buy them and share the pics in the satisfied customers section.
July 6, 2011 at 10:48 am
Come on, you know you want to see Ellen’s ton-tons.
July 6, 2011 at 11:49 am
Having seen the picture, I STILL want these.
July 6, 2011 at 9:44 am
Words there are not.
Instead of tassels, can they come with tiny green light sabers?
July 6, 2011 at 9:46 am
You’re thinking of the matching men’s undies
July 6, 2011 at 10:24 am
Lightsaber Underwear!?!?! Buy those I would. Get on it Regretsians, although do my ego a favor and make the Lightsaber at least medium-sized or large instead of tiny…
July 6, 2011 at 10:29 am
I’m wearing a Cross Your Hoth bra right now – it lifts and separates!
July 6, 2011 at 10:43 am
How about a red light saber for the menfolk? Better yet, flesh-tone.
July 6, 2011 at 10:59 am
The only problem with the “Cross Your Hoth” bra is it leaves your nipples ready to cut glass…
July 6, 2011 at 11:26 am
You know small lightsabers will ALWAYS make you look bigger.
#lessonsfromagayman
#it’slikefashionadvicebutit’snot
July 6, 2011 at 11:13 am
Lego lightsabers?
July 6, 2011 at 11:17 am
I’m thinking John Ritter in “Skin Deep”.
July 6, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Anyone? *crickets*
July 6, 2011 at 1:24 pm
I’m trying NOT to. Thanks a LOT.
July 6, 2011 at 1:54 pm
They can; not sure if it is an improvement?
July 6, 2011 at 7:48 pm
I would learn to individually swing my boobs in opposite directions while playing a light saber sound JUST TO HAVE PASTIES LIKE THAT!
*zssssuuummm*
July 6, 2011 at 9:44 am
I’m not even a Star Wars fan, but IDK, they’re kinda awesome.
July 6, 2011 at 9:45 am
Poor Ellen. Thanks for being kind to Carrie Fisher, though.
July 6, 2011 at 11:24 am
I’m so used to the Postcards/Wishful Drinking/Jenny Craig version of Carrie Fisher I actually had to think about this one. And then I still clicked the link to make sure the one on the left wasnt her.
Saw her on Craig Ferguson – she looks fantastic!
July 6, 2011 at 4:55 pm
George is fair game since he actually is a boob worthy of Yoda pasties.
But nobody messes with Princess Leia.
July 6, 2011 at 9:45 am
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July 6, 2011 at 10:04 am
Yeah! Ellen’s contributions of 1/10 of her income to a religious organization are really sagging! I didn’t see those in the picture, though.
July 6, 2011 at 11:25 am
Her contributions tend to be donations of nerdy burlesque wear, apparently.
July 6, 2011 at 11:28 am
Imagine how nerdy the other 90% must be. Pratically incapacitatingly nerdy, I hope.
July 6, 2011 at 12:26 pm
“Incapacitatingly Nerdy” is another great band name, except for being difficult for drunk people to say.
July 6, 2011 at 3:06 pm
@kimoutre That adds to the fun. It also provides a sort of drunk-o-meter, the worse the person messes up the word, the drunker they are.
July 6, 2011 at 9:47 am
“When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not.”
July 6, 2011 at 9:54 am
To the yard her milkshake brings all the boys.
July 6, 2011 at 11:57 am
Better than yours, they are.
July 6, 2011 at 12:04 pm
She’d teach you, but you’d have to live in a swamp for a while.
July 6, 2011 at 9:50 am
Holy shit, I want these so much ಠ_ಠ
July 6, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Naturally, with that username!
July 6, 2011 at 9:50 am
Can I get a matching EWOK Muff cover please!
July 6, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Just get a googly eyes and nose set at Hobby Lobby.
Oh, and stop shaving and/or waxing.
You’re on your own for the noises they make.
July 6, 2011 at 6:51 pm
I was thinking more along the lines of a Chewbacca merkin.
July 6, 2011 at 9:50 am
On Ellen, it looks like Yoda is praying. Or rather, praying Yoda is.
Really, it kind of hurts my heart (buried under my own set of Snoopy-nose hooters) to hear such scathing remarks about Ellen’s boobs. Geez….where’s the talk about how boobs are like snowflakes, all different, all perfect in their own way? Why does Regretsy love the conglomerate of contrasting cooters, but a healthy set of taffy ta-tas are shunned?
*sigh*
July 6, 2011 at 9:58 am
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July 6, 2011 at 10:01 am
well what do you think happens to giant boobies when you take the bra off? gravity happens to the best of us…
July 6, 2011 at 10:30 am
And especially the most endowed of us! I think people have gotten too used to fake anti-gravity (at least in their youth) boobies.
July 6, 2011 at 11:23 am
@ Kimoutre Not everyone gets a happy perky youth if they jump straight in at D at 14 like my boobs decided to. They’ve never had an anti-gravity moment. Sad times.
Everyone “”WANTS”" big tits, but they never think the consequences. Back pain, sagging, boob pain from the sag, bras that jab, poke, dig into, etc., shoulder pain from bras having to hold up the twins, crappy looking granny bras and nothing sexy or even CUTE for the younger set with the lifelong curse of big effing tits…..
July 6, 2011 at 11:36 am
I definitely don’t want my big tits, with all the consequences (completely true, btw) just mentioned. Anyone here can have them.
July 6, 2011 at 11:48 am
@Lilz32, I meant fake, implanted boobs, which are perky, at least in the young.
I started like you did, but trust me, the 14-year-old ones still seem pretty damn anti-grav compared to those at 42.
July 6, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Shit. Don’t tell me that. I’m over halfway there. If they get any worse I think I may just curl in a hole and die. These damn things are unbearable enough. I’d hack these suckers off in a heartbeat if I had the $40k it requires. Unfortunately, no insurance co. for me to sucker into it. My older sister is getting hers done this fall because she has insurance. I hate her so much.
July 6, 2011 at 1:32 pm
@Lilz32, I hear you sisteer! Iwas a 32B in the third grade and called “Stuffy” the rest of elementary school. Now I’m an ill-fitting, needs to be custom-fitted Friday, 40GG. The only time I was ever perky was early pregnancy and when I was engorged post-partum. I could lose 2 lbs each side and still fill out a D cup. If that is really Ellen, I applaud her! Real boobs sag, point down, and have blue veins and stretchmarks. They are seldom magazine sexy!
July 6, 2011 at 7:56 pm
I love boobs!
Which shocks me that I am with my gf because she’s barely two sunny side up eggs worth… Hell, she’s as curvy as a board.
July 7, 2011 at 10:11 am
@starts 15k – I agree that boob are rarely magazine sexy. However, boobs can be too small to sag, point or strech and they are still real.
July 10, 2011 at 5:44 am
^ this
I’m 30 & a H-cup – mine look surprisingly similar to the shopped Ellen ones when I’m braless. It just comes with the territory. *flips gravity the bird*
July 6, 2011 at 10:05 am
No, they are most definitely not hers. The only thing “Ellen” in that picture is the face.
The commentary was really just as to the boobs. Whomever they belong to. Or to whom they belong. Or belong, they to…whom.
July 6, 2011 at 10:05 am
really – the way that mine just happened to grow, regardless of the amount of support that tried to train them otherwise – “not too sure about the healthy either” – some of us were born that way – no breast feeding, no running around without a bra –
I know this puts me on the Whine and Cheese plate of butthurt – but get over it – droopy udder boobs happen – as much as I would love to have my nips up top and perky, and not be able to hold the whole pencil case, it’s just what life dealt me
and, yeah – no way that those are Ellen’s
July 6, 2011 at 10:17 am
Preach it, Saggy Sister. I have a low bustline, and more-than-C-cups. Fortunately, the husband has a thing for pancake boobs.
And, I did breastfeed — but mine were staring down before the babies were made. (Actually, when my milk came in, they looked all perky…)
July 6, 2011 at 10:36 am
Amen, hallelujah! My Trip-D’s were fed upon, which really does increase softness and hence subject-to-gravitiness, but that’s the reason they exist. Not that everyone has to employ them that way, but it is how we wound up with these funpuppies in the first place!
July 6, 2011 at 11:31 am
Thank you, mine could hold a pencil since they reached a D-cup…when I was 14 years old.
I think all the catty comments are due to straight women not seeing any boobs outside of movies/TV, and these days they’re all implants.
July 6, 2011 at 1:59 pm
or you get my set, one side is a DD cup, the other is a D cup. I had some many problems finding bras that I just got the tankinis with the bra built in. Boobies suck. I hate mine, but of course my husband loves them. Dear god DONT let my husband see the Yoda pasties, or any other set in that shop!
July 6, 2011 at 9:59 am
Wait – I just realized that my comment could be construed as butthurt. I should have added some winky emoticons.
July 6, 2011 at 10:06 am
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July 6, 2011 at 11:32 am
Only the George Lucas part was unnerving. Goatse has fake-Ellen beat in the unnnerviness.
July 6, 2011 at 12:05 pm
I have to go with OnlyALass here.. Only GL was unnerving…
Would be SO much better on Mike….. QUICK SOMEONE PS THAT SHIT! MAKE IT ALL BETTER!
July 6, 2011 at 11:15 am
I just agree with those who does not think that Ellen has so much tucked away. I always thought of her as one of use “boobage” challenged person.
July 6, 2011 at 9:53 am
Sadly, those are not Ellen’s real boobs (she’s a perky B-cup). Well, not as I’ve mentally pictured them anyway. ‘Cause I have. I’m just saying.
July 6, 2011 at 6:28 pm
as have I! mmmm
July 6, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Watch ‘If These Walls Could Talk 2′. Ellen and Sharon Stone share a sex scene that gives you a lovely peek at her b(maybe c)cups
July 6, 2011 at 9:54 am
Hey at least she named them “Galaxy Master” (which sounds more like a bad SF porn title) instead of Master Yoda.
copyright infringement not that way there is
July 6, 2011 at 10:32 am
“YoTa’s”…. missed opportunity, Etsy seller.
July 6, 2011 at 9:54 am
This made me spit out my coffee because I literally just found out that this play is performing in the NYC Fringe Festival this August:
“Epic Win Burlesque presents The Star Debate: Trek vs. Wars”
Two costumed nerds passionately argue the superiority of their favorite science fiction franchises, with sexy “evidence” provided by superstars of the NYC burlesque scene.
These would be perfect “costumes” for that show!
July 6, 2011 at 10:47 am
You’re makin’ that shit up. Seriously?
There’s gonna be nerd spooge everywhere.
July 6, 2011 at 11:19 am
http://www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=E
Proof! I’m so going.
July 6, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Is the thumbnail for that Data kissing C-3PO?
July 6, 2011 at 11:16 am
There’s burlesque for anime as well. I’ve been to one before; it’s pretty amazing. I was with someone who had a press badge, so we got pretty awesome seats. It’s hilarious, sexy, and fun! I’d love to be able to go to that Trek vs Wars one D:
July 6, 2011 at 11:34 am
Am I the only person that thinks getting a boner in public is not my definition of fun?
July 6, 2011 at 11:56 am
Not a problem when one has internal genitalia!
July 6, 2011 at 12:40 pm
yaaaaaaaaay!
July 6, 2011 at 9:58 am
I showed this to the boyfriend and was told, “Well if Yoda can lift an x-wing out of a swamp, he can lift those saggy boobs.”
July 6, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Your boyfriend is awesome.
July 6, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Dammit, I was just looking through the comments to see if someone had gotten to that first. That was my first thought: Lift, Yoda. Lift!
July 6, 2011 at 9:58 am
Davnhey beat me to it. I was gonna say that I know burlesque dancers, and I’m pretty sure the ones I know have done a Star Wars themed show as some point.
July 6, 2011 at 10:01 am
I love this shop. She has pac-man pasties, too!
July 6, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Whoa. Now there’s a power pellet!
July 6, 2011 at 10:06 am
I was really hoping to see a picture of Yoda wearing the Yoda pasties.
July 6, 2011 at 10:40 am
And people were complaining about (faux) Ellen?!?
July 6, 2011 at 10:50 am
Yeah, I don’t need to see Yoda’s yoobs, thank you.
July 6, 2011 at 10:57 am
Yoobs is my new favorite word.
July 6, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Yoobs makes me think of the Swedish Chef
Which in turn makes me want to see him vs Yoda in a Pasty Paste off!
July 6, 2011 at 12:08 pm
It would be awesome if it were this Yoda…
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/19/article-1046684-025653A200000578-232_468x699.jpg
July 6, 2011 at 10:10 am
Nerd Girl Pinups did a Star Wars burlesque show for May the Fourth. (Un)surprisingly, no Yoda acts. I was the Death Star.
July 6, 2011 at 10:16 am
My Star Wars obsessed friend would get these for his wife in a heartbeat lol. Hell, I would wear them.
July 6, 2011 at 10:49 am
I was engaged to a nerd….was crazy about him, but not so much the Star Wars stuff. I’d have worn them for him on our honeymoon in a nanosecond, though! lol
July 6, 2011 at 10:25 am
What Yoda gets up to on weekends, his own business it is.
July 6, 2011 at 10:34 am
OMG, WANT. WANT SO HARD.
I know it’s kind of not the point, but I need to stop reading Regretsy until I have some form of income. I don’t care how ridiculous these are; THEY MUST BE MINE.
July 6, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Additionally, I would kill a million Koopas for a pair of these:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/67911753/super-mushroom-burlesque-pasties
They make you bigger. (That means two things!)
July 6, 2011 at 10:39 am
“Judge me by size, do you?”
July 6, 2011 at 10:40 am
Strip or strip not, there is no try.
July 6, 2011 at 10:45 am
The photoshopped picture is cheating. The actual item is completely awesome and you all know it.
July 6, 2011 at 10:53 am
This comment doesn’t make any sense.
July 6, 2011 at 10:54 am
I agree. It’s like ewoks.
July 6, 2011 at 11:01 am
Or Episodes I-III
July 6, 2011 at 11:04 am
I totally mouseflubbed a thumbs down, so have some thumbs up:
July 9, 2011 at 7:42 am
Your face doesn’t make any sense.
July 6, 2011 at 10:57 am
All those years of crying because I had no ta tas to speak of have finally paid off….still perky after all these years. That’s the good news for all you titless bitches, life is good*!
Howsoever, pasties? Er, no..peeling off double sided tape does not sound like a real turn ons…
(*we will not talk about the belly – that’s what spandex is for)
July 6, 2011 at 11:39 am
One time in high school I went to a Halloween party as a zombie crossdresser. I duct taped two off-kilter oranges to my chest and had a fabulous pink shirt n’ skirt I ripped up.
But that night, boy did my chest get a waxin’. I don’t even have real tits, man@
July 6, 2011 at 11:39 am
I was so excited, I typed man@ instead of man! These memories are still painful, obviously.
July 6, 2011 at 11:54 am
As a titless bitch, thank you for prediciting a happy future.
July 6, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Gee NanaB, if you want to try them I have some skin adhesive that comes off much easier than tape…
July 6, 2011 at 6:44 pm
hmmmm…makes me wonder if you’ve had pasties on yourself…
July 6, 2011 at 10:59 am
My reaction was “Oh, Yoda!….Oooohhh…” **Clicks on picture and screams**
July 6, 2011 at 11:06 am
I only want them if they will help me use the force through my boobies.
July 6, 2011 at 11:24 am
Boobies have their own special force.
July 6, 2011 at 11:48 am
Lucas explained it as Tittychlorians.
July 6, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Reminds me of that South Park episode where Bebe gets boobs.
July 6, 2011 at 11:09 am
Sometimes love means never having to say you’re saggy.
July 6, 2011 at 11:47 am
I just have to say, for the record, Ellen actually has really nice boobs.
Screencaps from “If These Walls Could Talk 2″:
http://actresspictures.co.uk/scansd/degeneres/EllenDegeneres_WallsTalk2_006%20%281%29b.jpg
http://actresspictures.co.uk/scansd/degeneres/EllenDegeneres_WallsTalk2_006%20%282%29.jpg
http://actresspictures.co.uk/scansd/degeneres/EllenDegeneres_WallsTalk2_006.jpg
July 6, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Thank you. from the bottom of my heart.
July 6, 2011 at 8:13 pm
I love you. Love you so much. Now I have a REAL Lesboner!
July 6, 2011 at 11:53 am
A new hope for your ta-ta’s? The only new hope for these saggy puppies is surgical, my friend.
July 6, 2011 at 1:36 pm
I meant MY saggy puppies . . .
July 6, 2011 at 12:08 pm
If Ellen had cans like that, her dunking tank episodes would get 1000 times more viewers.
July 6, 2011 at 12:10 pm
A burlesque dancer friend does a number dressed as Princess Leia involving a collapsible light saber and some very interesting pantomime. She would LOVE these things.
July 6, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Am I the only one who doesn’t see Yoda? All i can see is the little green toys from Toy Story. OOhhhh Ahhhh the Claw.
July 6, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Oh, PLEASE don’t take these to Touching-Timmy-land! We’ve had quite enough of those lately.
July 6, 2011 at 12:52 pm
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July 6, 2011 at 1:23 pm
I’m pretty sure that what bras are for.
July 6, 2011 at 1:24 pm
*that’s
July 6, 2011 at 1:25 pm
And i give up for the day.
July 6, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Years ago, a stripper lived in the upstairs apartment. She made her own pasties, and they were very interesting. Even more interesting was the clothesline she had on the front porch up there– yup, drying pasties.
July 6, 2011 at 3:23 pm
How do you get neighbors like that?
July 6, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Now if only it came with matching thong, I’d have my Dragon*Con costume shopping done in one click.
July 6, 2011 at 3:35 pm
I must admit, I quite enjoyed that “New Hope” line.
July 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm
I know what I want for Christmas!
*Starts Regretsy Christmas list*
July 6, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Is the Ellen body double the same as the one that wore those leopard print pasties?
Do Your Boobs Hang Low?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sht3LNTvFnY&feature=related
July 6, 2011 at 6:58 pm
This chick makes Hello Kitty pasties too… Is it bad that I’m considering buying them?
July 6, 2011 at 8:29 pm
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July 6, 2011 at 10:10 pm
I like these. I like them so much, I’m going to feature them on my page.
Now, let’s see some pasties that unfurl light sabers when your nips get hard! Visualize it! Visualize it!