This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 23, 2010
Thank you for eating my friend
After you died and came back again
Your heart is blue
And your pals are a restaurant
And though you are a zombie
And eating everyone you knew
When you see
Delicious brains inside of me
You just look the other way
Thank you for eating my friend
UPDATE: Hat tip to Regretsy regular Bills Bayou, who created this stunning piece of fuckery.
As you know, the weekends at Regretsy are a time for prayer and reflection. And by that I mean, Vodka.
Rather than blow you off completely, I search the archives for anything interesting that was happening here a year ago, and post it for you to complain about.
A year ago, ABC’s Nightline came to a charity auction I was hosting in New York. They followed me to ROFLCON, and spoke to me and some other assholes about the business of making fun of people on the internet. They also visited Etsy artist Raven, who has been a great friend to the site, and whose work appears in the book.
You can see the official ABC version on their web site, or you can click on the image below to go to YouTube. Regretsy regular Niki also recorded the segment right off the television, and it actually came out pretty good!
