- Submitted by Joe

Baby mask by Landon Meier
Available in Happy Baby, Cry Baby and Disgusted Baby
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And for an even more disturbing mask…

I’m going to guess this is one of those schools where they don’t give out letter grades.

I can’t believe no one has stolen the woolen vagina bike seat you’ve been sitting on for a year. You must live in a great neighborhood.

Everything about this makes me tired. It’s like a bad Kim Cattrall flashback in Sex and the City 4: The Sarah Lawrence Years.

But if you want to slap your tits at a canvas, that’s your business. Just remember that the distance between that and this is another bottle of Zinfandel.