How does this happen? How do you sew this and dye it, and photograph it and list it, and never at any point in the process say, “Wow this really looks like someone shit themselves?” How do you miss that? I mean this isn’t like one of those magic eye things that you have to look at for 10 minutes before you see the dolphin. If you can’t see a giant diarrhea smear on your thong, you might want to start hitting the lutein.

If I wanted to look at some football player’s nutsack every morning I’d sleep at Kim Kardashian’s house.

There’s not much I can say about this, except that I challenge you all to make your own. I’ve provided you some blanks. Make a picture of you and MJ. Or anybody and MJ. Or MJ in a famous picture. Leave your entries in the comments and knock yourselves out.

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