Well, the skin is the best part.

Marilyn Monroe would have been 85 years old today, had she not been killed by a controlled demolition in an effort to cover up Bill Clinton’s affair with Helen Thomas.*

*Citation needed

Because of her iconic nature, she is among the top three most popular subjects on Etsy, coming in just behind vaginas and just ahead of vaginas with watch parts on them.

Here then, are the ten most horrible representations of Marilyn Monroe on Etsy. It’s a good thing she’s dead, because this would have killed her.

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