I hate to think the sort of impression you’d make if you washed with this in the morning. . . by the end of the day, you’d smell like sweat and cake batter. . . a delightful combination, to be sure.
I am so glad there is finally a soap that shares my love of cake and sprinkling colored beads on my chest after my boyfriend’s put some of his love batter across my perk breasts.
DERP ALERT
Yet again I have enjoyed all the comments on this item only to suddenly realize the entire point of the “Someone REALLY likes…” category.
Jebus, am I slow. So fucking pathetic…
DERP!
I’m reminded of the Dave Chappelle sketch where the guy’s complaining about how nasty it is that white people don’t use a washrag – one bar of soap in the house and it’s got hair on it.
Bleh. Now the bukkake cake soap’s not looking so tasty.
usually I’m trying to wash that off in the mornings… not with it… uck… no thanks! I don’t need my shower of shame to smell like cake… it’s like “CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE A WHORE!” well, to me at least…
Thanks Kimoutre! Although I have an even dirtier secret than being a fat, lazy, jealous, jewish, sperm bank, cum dumpster whore mouth bitch… I’m a seminary(not “semen”ary… ahem) student and I’m sure my professors would have a HEY DAY with this one. They already have some issues with me being gay, but married and then on regretsy, and a knitter? Yeah, that would make their pointy heads explode…
This is brilliant! They can market this idea to women trying to conceive. Cake makes everything more awesome, so the same should apply to your husband’s spunk!
Now that I think about it, shea butter has a pretty distinctive scent, which smells nothing at all like cake. I’m trying to imagine the two fragrances blended, but it’s just not happening.
Well, shea butter does take fragrance pretty well, though. It would probably be fine in something sweet smelling. Eucalyptus? Not so much, but cake? No problem.
I’ve noticed that too, I think people are just dumping actual Bath and Body Works scents into products, it’s not like they’re that expensive. Another thing I noticed is Etsy is now full of the fragrances on this page from DIY Cosmetics. Until I saw I was wondering why suddenly everything was supposed to smell like “Angel” or Gucci’s “Envy”.
Vegan cake tastes like sawdust. They crave the real thing. Sort of like those roving bands of vegetarians constantly salivating outside the local Sizzler.
The only thing that goes into most cakes that isn’t vegan is eggs, so unless the chef is completley incompetant (to the point where they can’t even put a shitload of sugar into a bowl along with some other crap) then the only problem you might have is it falling apart.
Many times I’ve given people cake and only told them afterwards that it was vegan. Always they were very suprised, and maybe just a little bit enlightened.
I’m a vegan & I fucking love cake (unfortunately for my diet). Actually, one of the deciding factors that convinced me to become a vegan was the cookbook Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World. So yeah, cake is kind of a fetish for me.
They’re pretty and they sound as if their scent would be terrific. I may go for the strawberry lemonade. So many pretty (and nicely scented–I hope) to choose from.
I may buy a couple myself, some with only a FEW aromas (grapefruit is a great wakeup scent). However, does anyone out there know what “ozone” smells like; does it have a smell?
I would say ozone is probably like fresh rain (since that’s what they say we smell before a rain storm). But she is very nice from what I’ve experienced! After screwing up payment she was very nice and responded quick so I say go for it!
Thanks for the info on the seller, BehindBlueEyes–that’s a big factor in whether I enjoy a purchase from Etsy.
Aliceblue–I’m with you on the grapefruit. I love that scent. I hadn’t read the description for the spa, but since it says “ozone”–and I know that’s a fresh scent, usually after a good rain, I think I’ll get that, too.
I just happened to buy the pear berry soap from this seller a while ago, and it’s wonderful! I’m picky about scents and I think it’s yummy smelling. Just as pretty in person too.
That IS really a bit much; a number of her soaps have just too many scents in one. However, I would reccomend the MochaLatte bar soap if you like to garden. I’ve made soap with coffee gounds and, weird as it sounds, it is great for washing your hands after digging in the dirt, gives a good scrub for getting out ground in soil but it is not too harsh (for average skin.) If you like the smell of coffee that is a plus too.
Eh, the “Redundant” part was about latte/coffee, and I was really just commenting on the looks of the thing. The coffee grounds idea is great; too bad she and I have parted ways.
ratatatboomandallthosenoises
June 27, 2011 at 5:09 pm
The seller could just shorten the name to “Get Jizzy With It”…it’s far less of a mouthful than “Natural Cake Batter Shea Butter Soap Scrub with Jojoba Beads”. IJS.
I think the shop looks pretty darned good… I’ll bet that soap makes a hot steamy bathroom smell like heaven. A bathroom bakery heaven. Damned if I don’t want to buy a few of her items.
This is reminding me of the time I spent working in a bakery. I’d come home smelling like cake batter, and couldn’t wait to get in the shower to get the smell off me. Even without the… unfortunate looking “icing”, I can’t imagine wanting to smell like the end of a shift.
For the uninitiated amongst us (I’ve got mega-sensitive skin and can’t use soap that has any sort of scent or additives in it without breaking out in a hellacious rash), what the fuck are ‘jojoba beads’? I’m assuming they’re not the candy-colored sprinkles around the soap, because I really don’t think those would do a good job of exfoliating.
jojoba is a nut that’s native to the southwest US/northern Mexico. It can be processed into a colorless, odorless wax and oil, so it’s often used in cosmetics and fragrances as a carrier agent. At least, so says The All Knowing Wikipedia.
Jojoba beads are probably the ground shells, kind of like how some face/body wash has apricot shells ground in for exfoliation.
I try telling the ladies this all the time. Come on, I say, it’ll smell just like cake getting ready to go in the oven – cake batter, warm vanilla, and some sugar! But by the time I pull out my shaker of dragees, they’re running out of the pet store as if the building were on fire, and I’m left standing by the gerbil cages with my pants down around my ankles feeling like a chump.
Women, huh?
Because we all know glitter is the Herpes of the Crafting world. Go on, use this soap and you can have crafting herpes in your nether region for the rest of your life and quite possibly for a long time after you die.
(I’m purposely ignoring the jizz-joke angle, merely because I’m not nearly as funny as you guys).
With the help of my new Vibrating Adult Diaper** invention, I ne’er have to soil my hands…just my V.A.D.’s!
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**available on Etsy.com next week, once the hand-painted unicorns dry.
I used to teach kindergartners. They spend plenty of time picking noses and eating it or wiping it on the rug during story time. Thanks for helping me throw up in my mouth a little again!
Ok, I couldn’t have this. Why? Well I already have a variety of food scented lotions, cake, icing, cookies, etc… they all pretty much smell the same. Which is like that really fucking awesome cake your grandma makes slathered in rich vanilla icing. One time when I was drink I couldn’t resist it and I licked some of the lotion… definitely didn’t taste like grandma’s cake. Knowing that I’d still try to eat this shit if I were drunk so because of that it’s dangerous.
I also had to LOL when I noted that the same seller is selling “Banana Cream Pie” whipped soap, which is starting to look somewhat deliberate in light of this listing as well
OK, I’m a derp.:P I didn’t read the description until after posting. Sheesh, you people don’t miss an opportunity to pounce.:) Though you may pounce, I refuse to flounce! Good day…I said good day!
They all looked so yummy to me.. nevertheless, I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, BidsGet.com
June 27, 2011 at 4:32 pm
I don’t think I could use soap that smells as yummy as this claims to, I’m pretty dopey in the mornings and I’d hate to eat it.
June 27, 2011 at 5:31 pm
That would be a helluva literal tagline: “Clean From The Inside Out!”
June 27, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Even though these look like they’re covered in jizz, they still look delicious.
Although that may say more about me than it does the product…
June 27, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Me too then, because this looks like scrumptious cake and now I want cake.
CAAAKEE!
June 27, 2011 at 10:29 pm
On that plate, I thought they looked like Twinkies with powdered sugar glaze drizzled on.
June 27, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Cake batter? We call that baby batter!
June 27, 2011 at 4:35 pm
I’m sure there are some people that make no distinction about the two.
June 27, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Natural Harvest.
June 27, 2011 at 4:41 pm
I come to america, and I see so many wondrous things. I see powdered milk, add water to make milk! I see powdered eggs! I see powdered peanut butter…
Then I see baby powder and I know…vhat a country!
June 28, 2011 at 3:29 am
Awww I call it baby batter too!
June 27, 2011 at 4:34 pm
I hate to think the sort of impression you’d make if you washed with this in the morning. . . by the end of the day, you’d smell like sweat and cake batter. . . a delightful combination, to be sure.
June 27, 2011 at 7:43 pm
Hmm, yeastastic.
June 27, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Mommy, can I order this? Pretty pretty please, with jizz and sprinkles on top?
June 27, 2011 at 4:37 pm
I am so glad there is finally a soap that shares my love of cake and sprinkling colored beads on my chest after my boyfriend’s put some of his love batter across my perk breasts.
Creamy Yummy Love Tits to all of you!
June 27, 2011 at 4:37 pm
On the cake topic, whatever happended to the promised cakepop pictures? Or did the batter and candy never make it into pop form?
June 27, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Yeah! Cakepop pictures! Unless they have “warm vanilla” on them. Then you can just keep those pictures to yourself.
June 27, 2011 at 4:37 pm
So for some the ‘before’ and ‘after use’ pictures will look the same? Or is this a new productccategory- ‘designed to look jizzy’?
June 27, 2011 at 4:38 pm
My bad, I just love soap so Goddamned much…
June 27, 2011 at 7:55 pm
DERP ALERT
Yet again I have enjoyed all the comments on this item only to suddenly realize the entire point of the “Someone REALLY likes…” category.
Jebus, am I slow. So fucking pathetic…
DERP!
June 27, 2011 at 4:40 pm
At least there’s no *hair* on it.
June 27, 2011 at 4:44 pm
yet
June 27, 2011 at 10:16 pm
I’m reminded of the Dave Chappelle sketch where the guy’s complaining about how nasty it is that white people don’t use a washrag – one bar of soap in the house and it’s got hair on it.
Bleh. Now the bukkake cake soap’s not looking so tasty.
June 27, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Nope. Just some of the body glitter left over from the lap dance at the strip club.
June 28, 2011 at 6:16 am
wait, you saw ke$ha where?
June 27, 2011 at 4:41 pm
usually I’m trying to wash that off in the mornings… not with it… uck… no thanks! I don’t need my shower of shame to smell like cake… it’s like “CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE A WHORE!” well, to me at least…
June 27, 2011 at 4:49 pm
…And really, don’t we hear that enough from our mothers?
June 27, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Now there’s a t-shirt slogan to wear with pride!
June 27, 2011 at 4:54 pm
aww you guys… you make me proud to be a regretsian… supporting my whoredom and all.
June 27, 2011 at 5:00 pm
We love you, you fat, lazy, jealous whore!
June 28, 2011 at 6:15 am
Thanks Kimoutre! Although I have an even dirtier secret than being a fat, lazy, jealous, jewish, sperm bank, cum dumpster whore mouth bitch… I’m a seminary(not “semen”ary… ahem) student and I’m sure my professors would have a HEY DAY with this one. They already have some issues with me being gay, but married and then on regretsy, and a knitter? Yeah, that would make their pointy heads explode…
June 28, 2011 at 6:15 am
just like this person did all over the soap…
June 27, 2011 at 7:00 pm
June 27, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Haha, I had a friend once that I nick named “Sperm Bank”.
June 27, 2011 at 10:43 pm
But could you make a withdrawal?
June 27, 2011 at 11:34 pm
I’ll take a pass on the dumpster diving.
June 28, 2011 at 4:14 am
June 27, 2011 at 7:18 pm
“Shower of Shame” – yet another band name.
June 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm
I’d rather rub myself with Twinkies.
June 27, 2011 at 4:44 pm
I thought those WERE Twinkies, with some added “icing” on them.
June 27, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Better than eating them. I always thought that they were sponges anyway.
June 28, 2011 at 12:23 am
You don’t already?
Is it just me?
June 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm
I want cake soap…
June 27, 2011 at 4:51 pm
i am seriously considering buying this. ><
June 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm
That looks delicious any way you slice it. I think I might have to go order some of this.
June 27, 2011 at 4:46 pm
I’m on a low-carb diet right now, and these are making me hungry for cake. My sugar-starved brain is seeing icing rather than jizz at the moment.
June 27, 2011 at 4:49 pm
This is brilliant! They can market this idea to women trying to conceive. Cake makes everything more awesome, so the same should apply to your husband’s spunk!
June 27, 2011 at 4:50 pm
The last seller who was featured for really liking soap (http://www.regretsy.com/2011/05/09/rope-on-a-soap/) ended up being a good sport, and I bought some awesome eucalyptus soap from her.
I hope this seller doesn’t go all butthurt on us, because she has some pretty yummy-sounding stuff in her shop!
June 27, 2011 at 4:53 pm
All else aside, I’d rather smell like a cake that just came OUT of the oven…
June 27, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Man, what happens when you go to a Dunkin’ Donuts?
June 27, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Now that I think about it, shea butter has a pretty distinctive scent, which smells nothing at all like cake. I’m trying to imagine the two fragrances blended, but it’s just not happening.
June 27, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Well, shea butter does take fragrance pretty well, though. It would probably be fine in something sweet smelling. Eucalyptus? Not so much, but cake? No problem.
June 27, 2011 at 4:57 pm
more than half of the products in this persons store use the names of Bath and Body Works products. i used to work there.
June 27, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Good to know, though it also falls in the “aw, dammit” category. Can’t anyone craft without just copying other stuff?
June 27, 2011 at 9:46 pm
I’ve noticed that too, I think people are just dumping actual Bath and Body Works scents into products, it’s not like they’re that expensive. Another thing I noticed is Etsy is now full of the fragrances on this page from DIY Cosmetics. Until I saw I was wondering why suddenly everything was supposed to smell like “Angel” or Gucci’s “Envy”.
June 29, 2011 at 10:33 am
Most fragrance oil manufacturers sell duplicates of popular scents.
June 27, 2011 at 5:01 pm
It says “vegan friendly”. Why would vegans be interested in stuff that smells like cake? Is it a fetish?
June 27, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Now we know who provided the special sauce!
June 27, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Vegan cake tastes like sawdust. They crave the real thing. Sort of like those roving bands of vegetarians constantly salivating outside the local Sizzler.
June 28, 2011 at 2:44 am
You’re eating the WRONG VEGAN CAKE.
The only thing that goes into most cakes that isn’t vegan is eggs, so unless the chef is completley incompetant (to the point where they can’t even put a shitload of sugar into a bowl along with some other crap) then the only problem you might have is it falling apart.
Many times I’ve given people cake and only told them afterwards that it was vegan. Always they were very suprised, and maybe just a little bit enlightened.
June 28, 2011 at 8:03 am
Vegan Cupcakes rule the world!
Icing(THE REAL STUFF, you pervs!), on the other hand, is not as tasty without the animal products, I’ve noticed. But the cupcakes ROCK.
June 27, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Yes, it looks VERY friendly.
June 27, 2011 at 9:09 pm
Yeah, it looks like a vegan was “friendly” all over that soap.
June 27, 2011 at 8:20 pm
I’m a vegan & I fucking love cake (unfortunately for my diet).
Actually, one of the deciding factors that convinced me to become a vegan was the cookbook Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World. So yeah, cake is kind of a fetish for me. 
June 27, 2011 at 5:02 pm
I just bought the Pear Berry…I couldn’t help myself
June 27, 2011 at 5:06 pm
They’re pretty and they sound as if their scent would be terrific. I may go for the strawberry lemonade. So many pretty (and nicely scented–I hope) to choose from.
June 27, 2011 at 7:53 pm
I may buy a couple myself, some with only a FEW aromas (grapefruit is a great wakeup scent). However, does anyone out there know what “ozone” smells like; does it have a smell?
June 27, 2011 at 8:36 pm
I would say ozone is probably like fresh rain (since that’s what they say we smell before a rain storm). But she is very nice from what I’ve experienced! After screwing up payment she was very nice and responded quick so I say go for it!
June 27, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Thanks for the info! I like the look of the Day at the Spa soap but was not sure if “ozone” was good or bad.
June 28, 2011 at 8:29 am
Thanks for the info on the seller, BehindBlueEyes–that’s a big factor in whether I enjoy a purchase from Etsy.
Aliceblue–I’m with you on the grapefruit. I love that scent. I hadn’t read the description for the spa, but since it says “ozone”–and I know that’s a fresh scent, usually after a good rain, I think I’ll get that, too.
June 27, 2011 at 11:16 pm
I just happened to buy the pear berry soap from this seller a while ago, and it’s wonderful! I’m picky about scents and I think it’s yummy smelling. Just as pretty in person too.
June 27, 2011 at 5:04 pm
I’m sorry, but TheMochaLatteCoffeeRedundantWhippedSugarScrubSoap is channeling my inner Beavis and Butthead.
AND it’s the shop icon…
June 27, 2011 at 7:49 pm
That IS really a bit much; a number of her soaps have just too many scents in one. However, I would reccomend the MochaLatte bar soap if you like to garden. I’ve made soap with coffee gounds and, weird as it sounds, it is great for washing your hands after digging in the dirt, gives a good scrub for getting out ground in soil but it is not too harsh (for average skin.) If you like the smell of coffee that is a plus too.
June 27, 2011 at 9:57 pm
It’s also great to use coffee grounds to get onion or fish smells off of your hands too.
June 28, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Eh, the “Redundant” part was about latte/coffee, and I was really just commenting on the looks of the thing. The coffee grounds idea is great; too bad she and I have parted ways.
June 27, 2011 at 5:09 pm
The seller could just shorten the name to “Get Jizzy With It”…it’s far less of a mouthful than “Natural Cake Batter Shea Butter Soap Scrub with Jojoba Beads”. IJS.
June 27, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Were it called “Get Jizzy With It” I’d more than likely buy it just for the name.
But I’m a whore, so….
June 27, 2011 at 5:10 pm
I think the shop looks pretty darned good… I’ll bet that soap makes a hot steamy bathroom smell like heaven. A bathroom bakery heaven. Damned if I don’t want to buy a few of her items.
June 27, 2011 at 5:15 pm
Her sales just went through the roof with us!
June 27, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Alright, who just bought the cake soap???
June 27, 2011 at 5:15 pm
This is reminding me of the time I spent working in a bakery. I’d come home smelling like cake batter, and couldn’t wait to get in the shower to get the smell off me. Even without the… unfortunate looking “icing”, I can’t imagine wanting to smell like the end of a shift.
June 27, 2011 at 5:28 pm
I’m fat so I already smell like cake. But thanks for offering to let me smell MORE like cake so that people think I’m even more of a pig.
June 27, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Now that’s a spunky looking soap
June 27, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Looks like butter. Butter and spoodge.
June 27, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Together at last!
No, wait ‘Last Tango in Paris’ got there first.
June 27, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Dammit! I told my boyfriend to stay away from the designer soaps… those are for the guests only!
June 27, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Okay I am dissapointed in you all.
40+ responses and no “Bucake” joke?
sigh
June 27, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Thanks for making this read-through of the comments totally worth my time!
June 27, 2011 at 8:22 pm
I’m kinda pissed right now that I didn’t think of that first.
June 27, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Bukkake* + Cake Soap = BuCAKE soap.
*not sure if I’m spelling it right. I’m SO not going to google it.
June 27, 2011 at 5:42 pm
For the uninitiated amongst us (I’ve got mega-sensitive skin and can’t use soap that has any sort of scent or additives in it without breaking out in a hellacious rash), what the fuck are ‘jojoba beads’? I’m assuming they’re not the candy-colored sprinkles around the soap, because I really don’t think those would do a good job of exfoliating.
June 27, 2011 at 6:00 pm
jojoba is a nut that’s native to the southwest US/northern Mexico. It can be processed into a colorless, odorless wax and oil, so it’s often used in cosmetics and fragrances as a carrier agent. At least, so says The All Knowing Wikipedia.
Jojoba beads are probably the ground shells, kind of like how some face/body wash has apricot shells ground in for exfoliation.
June 27, 2011 at 5:45 pm
June 27, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Off topic, but this picture reminded me of one of my favorite poems:
Life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong…
And I am Marie of Romania.
June 27, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Oh my god this is so cute! I’d do this with my cat if I thought I’d have half a chance of getting out of it alive.
June 27, 2011 at 5:49 pm
I try telling the ladies this all the time. Come on, I say, it’ll smell just like cake getting ready to go in the oven – cake batter, warm vanilla, and some sugar! But by the time I pull out my shaker of dragees, they’re running out of the pet store as if the building were on fire, and I’m left standing by the gerbil cages with my pants down around my ankles feeling like a chump.
Women, huh?
June 27, 2011 at 5:55 pm
This is some mighty nice looking soap, but then again I do like cake and jizz.
June 27, 2011 at 5:59 pm
So do I, just not together! :-X
June 27, 2011 at 7:05 pm
One person’s freaky fetish is another person’s creepy skin crawl.
June 27, 2011 at 7:47 pm
I love it when people’s comments totally gel with their avatars.
June 27, 2011 at 11:35 pm
O.O
June 27, 2011 at 5:56 pm
Is that… glitter?
Because we all know glitter is the Herpes of the Crafting world. Go on, use this soap and you can have crafting herpes in your nether region for the rest of your life and quite possibly for a long time after you die.
(I’m purposely ignoring the jizz-joke angle, merely because I’m not nearly as funny as you guys).
June 27, 2011 at 10:23 pm
That’s the quote of the day: “Glitter is the Herpes of the crafting world”. I need that on a t-shirt.
Why won’t someone put that on a T-shirt?
June 27, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Mmmm Cum stained twinkie… the only food to survive the sex apocalypse
June 27, 2011 at 6:00 pm
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June 27, 2011 at 6:06 pm
Your guests will thank you for leaving out the Special Guest Soap, although they might not use it.
June 27, 2011 at 7:12 pm
God damnit I really want some cake now.
Fuck summer being too hot for that shit.
June 27, 2011 at 7:15 pm
i don’t think the ‘icing’ will survive the first use though.
June 27, 2011 at 7:29 pm
Two great tastes that taste great together…
June 27, 2011 at 7:46 pm
I can’t believe I’m the first to say it…
The cake is a lie.
June 28, 2011 at 12:27 am
You monster.
June 27, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Someone bought it away from me….YOU BASTARD! >:[
June 27, 2011 at 10:24 pm
I know how to make soap, I just have to get the baby batter right and then I’ll make a batch.
June 27, 2011 at 8:19 pm
Is there anyway to get jizz to taste more like cake? Thats a product i would like to buy… i mean see.
Also this reminded of me of some sort of passive aggressive mom shit. Don’t make me wash your mouth out with the delicious cake soap.
June 27, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Clown bukkake?
June 27, 2011 at 9:05 pm
am I the only one who finds jizz completely disgusting and avoid contact at all costs?
June 27, 2011 at 9:31 pm
I too feel that way. You can imagine my discomfort at having functional testes attached to my groin 24/7.
June 27, 2011 at 10:48 pm
So you just have to rid yourself of all that disgustig stuff?
June 28, 2011 at 9:20 am
With the help of my new Vibrating Adult Diaper** invention, I ne’er have to soil my hands…just my V.A.D.’s!
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**available on Etsy.com next week, once the hand-painted unicorns dry.
June 27, 2011 at 11:21 pm
It’s penis snot. What’s disgusting about that? Next you’re going to say you hate it when people pick their noses and eat it at dinner.
June 28, 2011 at 12:28 am
I used to teach kindergartners. They spend plenty of time picking noses and eating it or wiping it on the rug during story time. Thanks for helping me throw up in my mouth a little again!
June 27, 2011 at 11:15 pm
Ok, I couldn’t have this. Why? Well I already have a variety of food scented lotions, cake, icing, cookies, etc… they all pretty much smell the same. Which is like that really fucking awesome cake your grandma makes slathered in rich vanilla icing. One time when I was drink I couldn’t resist it and I licked some of the lotion… definitely didn’t taste like grandma’s cake. Knowing that I’d still try to eat this shit if I were drunk so because of that it’s dangerous.
June 27, 2011 at 11:34 pm
This kind of thing makes me think twice about eating cinnamon buns….
June 28, 2011 at 1:16 am
This side tingles ….
HEY! This side just burns!!
June 28, 2011 at 2:42 am
God, imagine this soap and coffee smelling soap. I’d be stuck in the shower ALL DAY.
June 28, 2011 at 3:01 am
I also had to LOL when I noted that the same seller is selling “Banana Cream Pie” whipped soap, which is starting to look somewhat deliberate in light of this listing as well
June 28, 2011 at 3:25 am
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June 28, 2011 at 6:16 am
Oh, something’s foaming alright.
June 28, 2011 at 8:12 am
Somebody reeeaaally likes soap.
June 28, 2011 at 12:26 pm
OK, I’m a derp.:P I didn’t read the description until after posting. Sheesh, you people don’t miss an opportunity to pounce.:) Though you may pounce, I refuse to flounce! Good day…I said good day!
June 28, 2011 at 8:12 pm
I just asked my husband if he would get me some “spooge soap”. His reply? “I can make you some!” I love that man!
June 30, 2011 at 11:17 am
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